[ t its the timeon bof the season president Trumps Campaign manager last night dismissed the coverage of the impeachment trial saying, its like when love runs high watching paint dry. You know, like you do sometimes after you cover something up [ audience oohs brzezinsktom steyer. K at this. Berman tom steyer. Odonnell surging in nevada. [ laughter ] scarborough this is working for tom steyer. According you better dry soon odonnell surging in south carolina. [ laughter ] smerconish i dont think its just resources. Dry. Why arent you drying . Mitchell surging in two new polls out of nevada and south carolina. [ laughter ] according to senate rules, the wallace polling at double digits. King up eleven points from october. Only drinks permissible in the room during President Trumps impeachment trial will be water that is dramatic. Steyer im saying we have a broken government. And milk, also known as a mike pence martini thats whats going on in washington, dc. [ laughter ] its been bought
Then, after cspan after dark, join us tomorrow morning for cspan walk of shame. laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight sham i am. Plus, stephen welcomes Patrick Stewart and dick cavett featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on welcome, one and all. cheers and applause welcome, one and all. Beautiful beautiful welcome, welcome one and all, to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Today is cheers and applause today is just day one of the impeachment trial of donald john trump. applause it is a pivotal day yeah, its historic. Its a pivotal day in the history of the republic soon, we will find out if breaking the law is illegal. laughter jon we will find out. Stephen got to say, got to say, so far, i dont like the odds. laughter and ill tell you all about it in tonights don and the giant impeach. cheers and applause oh my god. Whoa w
Stanley cup or whatever . Well, today the president had one of those for himself. He invited himself to the white house for a big stack of cheeseburgers. If youve wondering what the president s mood would be after his acquittal yesterday, it was this. This is really not a news conference. Its not a speech. Its not anything. Its just were sort of its a celebration. Because we have something that just worked out. I mean, it worked out. We went through hell, unfairly. Did nothing wrong. Did nothing wrong. Ive done things wrong in my life, i will admit. Not purposely, but ive done things wrong. But this is what the end result is. [ cheers and applause ] you can take that home, honey, maybe well frame it. Jimmy donald trump is the only person who would celebrate almost being thrown out of the white house. [ laughter ] he ranted and raved for more than an hour this afternoon, airing every grievance, grinding every ax. It was his pettysburg address. [ laughter ] and he took shots at those he
Stephen anyway, have a great show. But you know who else loved it is when i washed yo yo mas cello, and he was so grateful. Stephen you washed his stradivarius . Oh, a stradivarius. So, its, like, 300 years old, so really dirty. So no wonder he was so grateful. He looked at me with tears of joy. It was so nice. laughter playing off key stephen anyway, great to see you. Break a leg tonight. Hey, stephen, stephen. Stephen yeah . Want me to give those glasses a good cleaning for the show . Stephen uh it helps. Stephen sure. Yeah, sure. No, you can leave them on, thats fine. Yeah, there you go. Splash it up good. There you go. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight at dershowitzs end plus, stephen welcomes steve martin and musical guest steve martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen come on cheers and applause wooo hello, citizens. Hello, citi
Maybe next crime. That sucks. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight signed sealed, impeached plus, stephen welcomes andrew yang. And abby mcenany. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whoo hey how are ya . I like it i like it cheers and applause band playing nice thank you very much so kind, yeah. Were good. Were good. Thank you very much. Welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, in here, out there, all around the world to the late show, im your host stephen teach, and it is cheers and applause an historic day in anmerica because today, the house of representatives formally sent articles of impeachment to the senate to begin the trial of donald j. Trump. cheers and applause ive got all the details for you in tonights don and the giant impeach. Xd they got me, they got me laughter i like that little guy. This evening, nancy pelosi officially signed th