Testimony was bad for trump, but hes now the democratic frontrunner [ laughter ] during his testimony today Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure ukraine, because he and other diplomats, quote, followed the president s orders. And then trump said, look, i dont know the president ive never met the president. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning addressed sondlands testimony saying, quote, i dont know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man i know well. He seems like a nice guy, though. [ laughter ] even worse, he stole that statement line for line from the speech he gave at erics wedding. [ laughter ] singer mariah carey has released her own Christmas Wish list on amazon oh, oh okay so i see so you were just blowing smoke up my ass when you said all you wanted for christmas is me [ laughter and applause great. Good to know [ laughter ] according to experts, thanksgiving turkeys are best paired with red wine that way theyre more rel
And she just yelled read the transcript. The democrats are slowly building their case against the president , brick by brick. Today mexico even offered to pay for the bricks. We got a full day of live, televised testimony from thrsom officials. If these impeachment proceedings have taught me anything, theres no sentence more depressing than the chair now recognizes devin nunes. He has a look on his face like a kid whose mom just dragged him across the schoolyard in front of his friends. Kn nunez used his time to lash out at the media, calling them puppets of the democratic party, so for someone who has their fist so far up the butt theyre bumping his knuckles. We were watching i was concerned by the call. What i heard was inappropriate. And i forwarded my concerns to mr. Eisenberg. Hey i need help in here yes, sir. Beat up the tv. Yeah. Kick its jimmy you know what . I tell you, in fairness, we did the same thing when arnold hosted the apprentice. We heard from trumps former special en
I stated that clearly. I stated that clearly i stated that clearly. How could our system fail like this . Jon hey its very intimidating. Jon wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. President trump just tweeted at you. Every jazz club Marie Yovanovitch goes to turns bad. laughter what a jerk. He is. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight enter vindman. And stephen tours new zealand with lucy lawless and bret mckenzie. Plus, stephen welcomes Helena Bonham carter featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hi, there please, have a seat, everybody. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome one and all to the late show. cheers lovely to have you here. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. It is day three . We are on to day three of live impeachment hearings. And im going to give you all the latest dietz in tonights edition of don and the giant impeach. Help me, please, help me stephe
John legend, m. Night shyamalan and featuring the legendary ots crew questlove 1162 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you, everybody thank you so much. And welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home thank you for being here you guys, my guest tonight is john legend. [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy john has won an oscar, a tony, an emmy, a grammy, and he was just named people magazines sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause even more impressive, his uber passenger rating is six. [ laughter ] i mean, wow. He must give his driver mints. Hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy friday if you think youre relieved that this weeks over, imagine how the president feels. [ light laughter ] what a week. We had impeachment hearings. We had a democratic debate Ariana Grande endorsed Bernie Sanders and yet all anybody will remember is that someon
[ light laughter ] welcome to impeachment after dark live. The only show that recaps the very mean, very nasty things democrats said about me at todays impeachment hearings [ laughter ] and before we go any further, yes, i got this after show idea from andy cohen. Or as i call him, opposite mike pence [ laughter ] now i admit, folks, i thought this whole impeachment thing would go away by now like a common cold, or a second wife but yet, here we are [ laughter ] and worse, now you cant even get the truth from shows like fox and frenemies. [ light laughter ] even though i am totally innocent, and legally handsome, i have to take matters into my own huge hands [ laughter ] and ill be honest, todays hearings had me on the edge of my seat. Like when Rudy Giuliani goes on fox news, or when Stephen Miller texts me kk. Stop right there, stephen. [ laughter ] but lets just jump into it. The impeachment hearings began this afternoon and just as i suspected, it started out totally full of schiff