Seth good evening, im seth meyers this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump tweeted last night that he was looking forward to the World Economic forum this week because the u. S. Economy is quote number one in the universe by far. [ light laughter ] which is a real slap in the face to Prime Minister glaxor [ laughter ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell has unveiled his proposed rules for President Trumps impeachment trial. And to keep things simple he revealed the rules by emoji. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence [ applause ] Vice President mike pence will visit the vatican this week and he will have a great time as long as he doesnt look up [ laughter and applause theyre just friends, right . [ laughter ] democrats today accused republicans of attempting to hold most of President Trumps impeachment trial late at night to limit the number of people watching on Television E
[ t its the timeon bof the season president Trumps Campaign manager last night dismissed the coverage of the impeachment trial saying, its like when love runs high watching paint dry. You know, like you do sometimes after you cover something up [ audience oohs brzezinsktom steyer. K at this. Berman tom steyer. Odonnell surging in nevada. [ laughter ] scarborough this is working for tom steyer. According you better dry soon odonnell surging in south carolina. [ laughter ] smerconish i dont think its just resources. Dry. Why arent you drying . Mitchell surging in two new polls out of nevada and south carolina. [ laughter ] according to senate rules, the wallace polling at double digits. King up eleven points from october. Only drinks permissible in the room during President Trumps impeachment trial will be water that is dramatic. Steyer im saying we have a broken government. And milk, also known as a mike pence martini thats whats going on in washington, dc. [ laughter ] its been bought
trump a fidget spinner, we could have avoided this whole mess cancel all my meetings. [ laughter ] this thing is still going. burr was also seen giving out stress balls to fellow senators. [ cheers and applause nd, right over there i ll take some balls, said [ cheers and applause mitt romney. [ laughter ] all this week, we ve had the drummer for pop icon katy perry republicans today criticized sitting in for us. be sure to check out his solo democrats for making repetitive arguments in the impeachment release, the flood with trial and compared it to the side 4 collective, on all major movie groundhog day. music platforms. adam marcello, everybody democrats are repetitive [ cheers and applause trump has tweeted witch hunt, thank you so much for a great so many times they re going to build his presidential library week, adam it s been wonderful having you in salem here thank you seth: our first guest tonight is an emmy award winning actor [ laughter ] you know be
manager last night dismissed the coverage of the impeachment trial saying, it s like watching paint dry. you know, like you do sometimes after you cover something up according you better dry soon [ laughter ] dry. why aren t you drying? [ laughter ] according to senate rules, the only drinks permissible in the room during president trump s impeachment trial will be water and milk, also known as a mike pence martini [ laughter ] the president was in davos, switzerland for the world economic forum and during an interview had this to say about elon musk and other american inventors. i spoke to him very recently, and he s also doing the rockets. he s like rockets and he does good at rockets, too, by the way. [ light laughter ] he s one of our great geniuses and we protect our genius. you know, we have to thomas edison and we have to protect all these people that came up with originally the light bulb and the wheel and all of these things. [ laughter ] seth: the wheel [ l
which is a real slap in the face this is my tequila. seth: that s great. to prime minister glaxor what is the slogan for villa [ talking over each other it would be like calling you the for a naturally smooth taste. one? life as it should be. jononases. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] and drinking lipton every day seth: las seth: hey, you know what this can help support a healthy heart! senate majority leader is mitch mcconnell has unveiled his everybody to camera. proposed rules for president life as it should be trump s impeachment trial. and to keep things simple he hi, it s time for more dumb revealed the rules by emoji. stuff. this is a new game oh wow. introducing a single sports destination. [ laughter ] seth: all right, so these are vice president mike pence the jonas brothers heads. where you can find games, news and highlights. and these are hairstyles they ve had over the years all in one place, right on your tv. [ applause ] vice president mike pence wi