Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers john oliver, awardwinning sports announcer joe buck an allnew a closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Well, thats good to hear. Lets get to the news. President trump on tuesday granted a ceremonial thanksgiving pardon to a turkey named corn no such luck for the turkey named cohen. Following the news yesterday that the stock markets Dow Jones Industrial average hit an alltime high of 30 thousand points, President Trump interrupted a White House Press briefing to take credit for the milestone. Dude, its because youre leaving. Thats like Harvey Weinstein taking credit for how much safer everyone feels in hollywood now. According to a new poll, 60 of voters would support president elect joe biden canceling up to 50 thousand of Student Loan Debt per person perfect for everyone who went to nyu for a week president elect j
Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheeseburger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there. And this this is debate bloomberg after Elizabeth Warren got ahold of him. [ laughter ] during last nights [ cheers and applause during last nights debate every candidate was asked to share their personal motto for example, Amy Klobuchars was politics is about improving peoples lives and Elizabeth Warrens was, i will murder Mike Bloomberg with my bare hands. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new report the fcc received more than 1300 complaints about the super bowl halftime performance b
National security advisor [ cheers and applause present. Did you enjoy that john bolton told conservative that was an endorsement of anita baker. We enjoyed presenting well be right back with seth yup donors he thinks President Trump kristen bell they were very worried about what we were going to say. Is mentally unstable but im [ cheers and applause i have no idea why, but you know, good time. Sure trump will clear up that [ laughter ] seth you were great. What about the menu . Misconception with 150 tweets at these fudge brownie m ms are really fudgey it was they made a big deal 3 00 a. M out of it. [ laughter ] it was plantbased. Seth plantbased, yeah yes yeah. Yes, cause, you know, according to researchers, the theres nothing more you want fonts that political candidates after long day of working than just some plants use on Campaign Materials can yes, yes they are. Influence how voters think of [ laughter ] to put a fudge brownie center inside an m ms is really. Them for example,
Read their bibles. Oh, i dont know, between the plague and the false idol next to you, i think the bible is going to feel redundant. After social media users accused Jeanine Pirro of being intoxicated during an athome broadcast of her show on saturday, fox news has released a statement blaming and if i remember correctly from my bartending days, a technical difficulty is one part gin, one part vodka and a splash of grenadine. The u. S. Navy hospital ship usns comfort arrived in new york yesterday to help treat patients during the coronavirus outbreak and immediately started attracting some future ones. What are you doing its like ever since the m m store closed, new yorks dumbest people dont know where to hang out. President trump said yesterday that the United States has tested 1 Million People for the coronavirus. Even more impressive, weve used a test that trump created himself. According to reports, white house aides have instructed health and Human Services secretary alex azar not
The joke, the word resurface actually refers to the job of the zamboni man, which is to resurface the ice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth thank you and by the way, thank you, thank you for referring to him as a zamboni man and not a zamboni driver [ laughter ] a lot of people make that mistake. Can you just show us real quick, like, how what celebration did you do at your desk when you wrote this joke . [ laughter ] it was like a, you know, a little [ laughter ] seth give it up for matt goldich, everybody. [ cheers and applause this has been one of my writers explains a joke. Seth weve got a great show for you guys tonight hes a member of the Grammy Nominated band, Jonas Brothers and also a coach on season 18 of the voice, which airs mondays here on nbc. Nick jonas is back, you guys [ cheers and applause he is a tight end and team captain for the super bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, travis kelce is here [ cheers and applause very exciting stuff, right there. And he is a ver