Lot of his supporters well, guesswhat . Yesterday tweety gonlez out hisrange thumbs andheidt ag. This time he attacked a woman who works for mike pence currently. Her name is jennifer williams. Shes a special adviser to the Vice President. She was also listening in on trumps now infamous call with the president of ukraine. There were more people on this call than there were at his inauguration. [ laughter ] so in her closed door testimony williams says trump specifically mentioned the name of the Ukrainian Company hunter biden worked for. Its called burisma. But that was omitted from the transcript the white house released. You know the one the president keeps telling us to read. Well, turns out maybe that transcript has been sanitized for his protection. Trump of course as soon as he heard this went right on the attack. He called this woman who works, again, for his Vice President , a never trumper. [ laughter ] its like calling the hamburglar a vegetarian. Its ridiculous. She is sche
Former trump adviser roger stone was found guilty on seven counts this weekend including making false statements, witness tampering, and making off with the lindberg baby. [ light laughter ] according to sources, President Trump has abandoned plans to increase restrictions on vaping out of fear that it could hurt his reelection chances because right now hes polling at 83 among high school dirt bags. [ laughter ] President Trump reportedly screened the joker at the white house this weekend for family and friends. Wow, thats a lot of makeup, said the joker [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, mayor Pete Buttigieg now has a roughly tenpoint lead over the democratic field in iowa this is going to look amazing on his College Applications [ applause ] trump made an unplanned visit to Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday he tweeted he was there to visit the family of a young man having surgery. And while he was there he said, quote, also began phase one of my yearly p
New york city, huh . Jimmy new york city. [ glass breaking ] [ record scratch ] all new york city jimmy yeah im doing a show here at u. T. Austin. You guys should come what you think just cause im from new york, i cant hang in texas . I did my research. I watched friday night lights. [ light laughter ] ate at a restaurant called texas barbecue in manhattan [ light laughter ] its pretty good texas is more than just a word on a shirt that i bought at the airport 20 minutes ago [ light laughter ] its me. Its us. We are texas i am texas [ cheers ] and im gonna prove it to you. [ knocking ] well life here in austi is kinda laid back got drunk on dirty sixth before i even unpacked lets drink another bee before we head bac thank go im a country boy well texas kind of life got a real kind of charm met a dude named bev on a longhorn farm bled burnt orange whe he poked me in the arm thank go im a country boy jimmy cmon [ cheers and applause give me brisket and rib and a side of fried pickle suck
The united states. And its been smooth sailing ever since. Trump plans to celebrate his adversary by playing golf and making love to an overcooked steak with catsup on it. This is kind of interesting. You know how the president has the best words, uses all the best words . Well, hes in monroe, louisiana last night, where he treated the crowd to what seems to have become his new favorite word that is not a word. Mueller, remember that mueller, with that hoax. The biggest lie ever foistered on the american people. Jimmy foistered. He did it again in lexington. The most egregious fraud ever foistered. Jimmy and again in tupelo. The biggest lies ever foistered. Jimmy used the word three times in a week. Ifs a combination of foisted and forced, which happen to be his two favorite ways to meet women. The Washington Post had a story this morning, and the president went Washington Postal all over it. It said i asked william barr to hold a press conference to do h declare that the president had
Fake trees, they look really good. The great thing about these trees that i like is you can change the lighting pattern on them, depending on how you feel that day. You want colored lights, you want white lights. Depends on your mood. Right. It is november 6, right . Well, i mean, you have to start thinking. I understand, it is november 6. Im not thinking about it at all. And thanksgiving is late this month. The 28th. Right. I have turkeys and other items up throughout the house. Im focused in on the bird. After that, that friday, thats when i put up the lights. You switch off on black friday, from thanksgiving to christmas. Hopefully well have a nice rainstorm. It gets me in the mood even more. It is the day after election. The race for San Francisco District Attorney just too close to call this morning. Overnight, interim d. A. Pulled ahead of deputy public defender through voting. Overall, lead by just a few hundred votes. Live outside San Francisco city hall where the vote continue