Seth good evening, im seth meyers this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump tweeted last night that he was looking forward to the World Economic forum this week because the u. S. Economy is quote number one in the universe by far. [ light laughter ] which is a real slap in the face to Prime Minister glaxor [ laughter ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell has unveiled his proposed rules for President Trumps impeachment trial. And to keep things simple he revealed the rules by emoji. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence [ applause ] Vice President mike pence will visit the vatican this week and he will have a great time as long as he doesnt look up [ laughter and applause theyre just friends, right . [ laughter ] democrats today accused republicans of attempting to hold most of President Trumps impeachment trial late at night to limit the number of people watching on Television E
[ cheers and applause and now, here he is, seth meyers [ cheers and applause seth good evening, everybody im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause seth quick welcome to our guest announcer for the evening, my brother, josh meyers, is with us for the night [ cheers and applause very good job on your first time announcing thank you i watch the show seth that helps. That helps lets get started, i like this, i was happy to see this. Nascar released a Statement Today calling for the removal of South Carolina capitol released a statement, nascar released a statement, they should have sent a pit crew. That thing would have been down in like nine seconds [ laughter ] [ whirring noise ] thats the noise it makes, right . Yeah. [ whirring noise ] seth according to a new poll, 65 of americans do not consider donald trump to be a serious president ial candidate [ laughter ] 65 . Thats nearly 2 out of his 3 wives, to give you a sense of that number. [
Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. So, well, first of all, we documented the pregnancy, and thats right, joe biden appeared making a special i loved on snapchats daily political Jerry Seinfelds comedian show yesterday seth yes, great film they were only able to tell it creating his special. Was joe biden from the thumbprint and so its kind of like that if he had been pregnant and we dont know that he the fbi has seized the cell wasnt, actually phone of republican senator seth thats true alexander hammer richard burr as part of an investigation into whether he yes, he directed it and is used information from a editing it coronavirus intelligence briefing to sell stocks. He edited beyonces its also incriminating that homecoming. Right after the meeting, he he is really, like, creating it signed up for netflix and hulu and shaping it and were really proud of it and we hope people like it so, he knew something was seth i cant wait to see that coming i cant look at that, just ac
Studies that show the medication has no proven benefits for coronavirus patients and maybe he is taking it, but this sounds like when the cops pull you over and you admit to having a couple of beers so they dont find all the weed and cocaine in your glove compartment. Yeah, just a little hydroxy after work with the guys i live close to here. Thats right, President Trump said yesterday that hes been taking hydroxychloroquine to protect himself from the coronavirus, and told a reporter hes, quote, not going to get hurt by it, its been around for 40 years. Come on, man, you know better than anyone that just because somethings been around for 40 years doesnt mean its good. President trump tweeted yesterday that fox news has more antitrump people than ever. And claimed hes, quote, looking for a new outlet. A new outlet where . No outlet praises you more thats like meryl streep complaining about how the oscars treat her. New york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday that he expects the city t
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