Seth good evening, im seth meyers this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump tweeted last night that he was looking forward to the World Economic forum this week because the u. S. Economy is quote number one in the universe by far. [ light laughter ] which is a real slap in the face to Prime Minister glaxor [ laughter ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell has unveiled his proposed rules for President Trumps impeachment trial. And to keep things simple he revealed the rules by emoji. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence [ applause ] Vice President mike pence will visit the vatican this week and he will have a great time as long as he doesnt look up [ laughter and applause theyre just friends, right . [ laughter ] democrats today accused republicans of attempting to hold most of President Trumps impeachment trial late at night to limit the number of people watching on Television Even though my agent keeps telling me thats when the most people are watching. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause disgraced movie mogul Harvey WeinsteinsSexual Assault trial begins on wednesday and hes already chosen his outfit. [ audience ohs ] i cant be guilty. [ light laughter ] a man in rhode island shot himself in the scrotum last week while he was in bed. To be fair he did say, i think im going to go hit the sack [ laughter and applause a man in china had to have surgery recently after swallowing live eels in an attempt to cure his constipation and i dont know, dude, if anything, that sounds more like the cause. [ laughter ] according to a new study, 40 of parents say that their teenage sons play video games every day, and 39 of those parents choose to believe thats all theyre doing up there [ laughter ] and finally, a woman in florida was seen last week Walking Around the baggage claim area of Miami International airport while completely naked said the woman, i am so sorry, i thought this was ft. Lauderdale. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause you know her from her emmy nominated work on saturday night live, as well as her fantastic show shrill which begins streaming its Second Season on hulu this friday our friend aidy bryant is back [ cheers and applause so happy to have her here. And he represents californias 15th Congressional District in the u. S. House of representatives, congressman Eric Swalwell is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause now you guys, in these trying times every now and then i like to take the edge off a little bit, relax, have fun and one of the ways i find i like to do that is to spend an afternoon with a friend to do some day drinking. I have done it with Kelly Clarkson i have done it with rihanna. And last friday i did some day drinking with the one, the only, the Jonas Brothers [ cheers and applause so lets check it out in another edition of day drinking. Seth hey, everybody, were at the Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club here in brooklyn, new york. And were about to day drink with the Jonas Brothers. Hey yeah. Seth since im at a disadvantage i brought in my brother josh and my brother in case of emergency, jack mcbrayer. Say hi, jack hey, yall. Seth all right cheers, everybody. Cheers. Cheers for having us. Seth of course im very happy to be doing this. Of course cheers. Cheers gents. Seth its time for day drinking all right, were going to start with a round of drinks in order of our brotherhood and birth order. So in honor of kevin and i, the oldest, this is going to be a drink called the firstborn were going to start with a 30yearold glenfidditch were going to also have a little odouls because were drinkers but were also responsible. Were going to also throw in some alkaseltzer. Josh and jack, could you help me drop one of those in each of these. Oh yummy. Here we go seth to the firstborn. To the firstborn. [ talking over each other wow seth oh boy. What was the good part . [ laughter ] seth all right this is in honor of josh and nick here we go oh. Seth the baby will be served in a baby bottle ha ha baby. Crazy i like it seth babies Love Chocolate milk were going to replace that with some kahlua. There we go. Lets get some hic juice in there. Put in a little rose because thats moms favorite just like the youngest there we go. [ light laughter ] all right. Bottles up, everybody. To the babies to the babies enjoy your nipple [ light laughter ] that is not awesome this fully sucks. Seth all right, guys the middle child, no ones put any thought into you for years, youre the forgotten child true. Seth were putting no thought into this drink at all were just going to randomly pour stuff in here this might be laundry soap. [ laughter ] seth going to put some of this in, nobody cares. Hes the middle child, it doesnt matter if we screw him up, weve got two more drunk yet im getting there seth all right, everybody. Heres to the middle child middle child confusing i would describe it as confusing. Thats fair seth thats definitely pineapple. [ laughter ] lets play some games. All right okay seth the way this works is im going to show famous brothers to the Jonas Brothers if they get it right, one of us has to do a shot if they get it wrong, one of them has to do a shot. Okay. Seth and lets get started lets find out how well the Jonas Brothers know other famous brothers you guys, tell me who these brothers are oh. Theyre, uh you know seth if you guys dont get this right youre going to drink so much in this game i dont know. Seth you guys, this is the Marx Brothers. Wait. Seth which one of you would like to do a drink be happy to seth all right this is villa one tequila. Its so good. Its so good. Seth no nick, true story, this is your tequila, right . This is my tequila. Seth thats great. What is the slogan for villa one . Life as it should be. Seth life as it should be. You know what, this is life as it should be. Seth this is life as it should be. Well, life as it should be is youd know who the Marx Brothers are. Okay guys, whos that the Wright Brothers seth wrong how do you miss the Marx Brothers and get the Wright Brothers im going to start ill do this one go ahead. Villa one. Seth life as it should be. [ light laughter ] life as it should be. Oh, were in trouble. Seth life as it should be what . Seth life as it should be. Okay, ready, guys . These guys killed a bunch of people allegedly, allegedly. Wait, so you seth like i have youre the oldest i want to see if your younger brothers can name these people mendes brothers seth god wait. What did he say . Seth wait, say it again. Mendes brothers no. Youre thinking of youre thinking of the very innocent mendes brothers. Not the incredibly guilty Menendez Brothers seth im sorry, we were looking for menendez im sorry. [ talking over each other it would be like calling you the jononases. [ laughter ] hey, you know what this is everybody to camera. Life as it should be hi, its time for more dumb stuff. This is a new game oh wow. Seth all right, so these are the Jonas Brothers heads. And these are hairstyles theyve had over the years were going to match those hairstyles with their heads. If we get it right, the Jonas Brothers have to tell us if we got it right and if we get it wrong, we have to do a shot we didnt come up with a title for this jack, what would you call this game hair [ laughter ] hair gold hair goals. Seth hair goals . Goals seth hair goals. With a z. Seth its time for hair goalz. Yeah okay, i do know one seth okay, do one. Whoa [ talking over each other seth oh, so very confident i feel i feel good about that wow well, lets just look at it seth yeah, lets oh [ talking over each other seth yeah, that doesnt look right. Thats not right. Seth yeah, yeah, got to flip it thats a flipperroo jonases this is our final answer are we right youre wrong. All right wrong, wrong. Seth okay, heres to you guys and your bold choices hair goalz with a z. Seth were not just out here trying to make you look bad. Weve also had bad haircuts over the years. I dont think thats true seth so please come up here and play oops whats happening . Seth i dont know. Oh boy oh no okay, were cool. Everybody be cool. It wont work here, we do this. Seth i dont think thats going to work. It will once you do that no, no, no, no. Oh its okay its just spatial awareness. [ light laughter ] seth get out of here i know. Ill be honest, if or when you guys decide not to have hair anymore. You look pretty good youre talking about all of us, right, joe no hmm yeah so bad at magnets swear to god. The real thing. Hold on. I know. I already know seth does it takes you guys this long to write songs even longer and theyre all hits [ laughter ] touche, sir weve committed cheers. Seth yeah, that feels right. You say what ca make me feel this wa shuffleboard shuffleboard shuffleboard talking about shuffleboard shuffleboard seth hey, in honor of the new Jonas Brothers single what a man gotta do, were going to play what a man gotta to do shuffleboard. Heres how this works. You pick a biscuit with one of our faces on it, you shoot it down there we will with our with your faces, anyway, its it will become clear okay, you guys go first. Nick is picking josh good luck. Too light too light. Weak redonk hey [ talking over each other seth no, were going to keep it going all right. Now im going to play a double of nick. Here we go [ talking over each other you have a chance to bop that out. Seth wow what do i got . Social everybody drinks oh seth cheers, cheers. Between the legs make us proud seth a very rare a very rare move. Oh very oh ill finish yours. Oh jesus whoo yummy thats a classic stance right there. [ cheers and applause we good seth hold my part. I didnt play my part. [ light laughter ] seth joe is going to have to do some make it talk. Thats nice. Let bygones be bygones. To cambridge analytics. [ laughter ] thats a good one, i like that seth oh, thats pretty what is it heck yeah seth oh yeah seth things have turned for jack bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum jesus jack. Seth this is very exciting were going to each draw a title of a pop song out of here. And then we have five minutes to go write a pop song. Seth all right, i got one. You got one. Im going to show mine im in seth all right well, dont say it. Okay, okay. [ talking over each other seth you got yours all right, all right and now were going to go take five minutes and write a song. Done. All right easy. [ talking over each other oh no shut up [ laughter ] hey im crazy baby promise me sun is at zenith. Things are good with my penith [ light laughter ] oh, i love that seth i got one sun comes up and im ready to drink. Promise baby will never make you cry ill never make you die ill never make you die. No, no, ill never make you die. Thats heavy. [ laughter ] i got nothing to do in the afternoon. I know, rhyming noon with moon nobody knows. I got nothing we got to do a bridge too thats how a song works. Are we going up there seth how much time do we have left . [ indiscernible nine is nine yes thats how you spell nine. All right. Can you read it to me and ill write it theyre going to put this in the rock and roll hall of fame correct ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, the mcbrayer brothers. Whoo and this is drunk at noon. [ light laughter ] its still light ou which seems like madness im drinking coors light to mask my sadness still no darkness but im ready to drink i dont care what my parents think the suns up high its at its zenith and everythings goo with my penith im drunk at noon ill see you soo i got nothing to d this afternoon because im drunk at noon [ cheers and applause not bad, not bad. Seth now please welcome to the stage the Jonas Brothers who will certainly not beat our song with their new song in bed by nine. One, two baby im feeling fine baby let me hit on do you want to sixty nine and i i want this all my lif let me lick your toe i want to blow your nose baby ill have yo back by nine sixty nine sixty nine ill have you bac in bed by nine [ cheers and applause seth thats the Jonas Brothers who clearly won write a pop song in five minutes. Hey, whoa. Oh my god, you guys. This has been an incredible afternoon. And we would like to say, this has been day drinking with the Jonas Brothers, and the meyers brothers and jack mcbrayer. [ cheers and applause seth many thanks to the Jonas Brothers, josh and jack. Well be right back with aidy bryant, everybody [ cheers and applause vo love. Its what weve always said makes subaru, subaru. And right now, love is more important than ever. In response to covid19, subaru and our retailers are donating fifty million meals to feeding america, to help feed those who now need our help. 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Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause also, back with us tonight, he is the drummer for pop icon katy perry be sure to check out his solo release the flood with side 4 collective on all major music platforms, adam marcello, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you so much for being here, adam our first guest tonight is an emmy nominated actress you know from her work on saturday night live which returns this week with host adam driver and musical guest halsey she also stars in season two of shrill which begins streaming on hulu this friday. Please welcome back to the show, our very good friend, aidy bryant, everybody [ cheers and applause seth welcome back wow hello. Seth im so one, im so happy to have you here two, im so happy snl is back after a fourweek break. Yeah. Seth you had the holidays. You went to london with your husband conner a dear friend of ours at the show used to work here, an incredibly funny guy. Did you guys have fun in london . We had such a nice time yeah, i mean, im from arizona so most of our vacations [ one person cheer ] oh, and hello. But most of our vacations was like, were going to drive across utah. [ laughter ] you know seth yeah. And so, yeah, we went now we have tv money and we went to london. [ laughter ] and it was so beautiful and so nice seth i mean, was it romantic did you have moments of romance with conner . You know, how can you not seth yeah. [ laughter ] but yeah. I mean, we had such a lovely we went on walks we sat by fireplaces we went on this walk in like, a beautiful garden there were swans everywhere and, like, beautiful birds flying all around and i will say that like, at the end of the walk i was like, theres a bunch of bird [ bleep ] on your shoulder, bud. [ laughter ] and he did have like a big drizzle of bird dump on his shoulder seth yeah. And i was like, oh, okay, i definitely probably have something in my purse that can, like, help us get this off. And the only thing that i could find to scrape the bird poop off of him was an old packet of diarrhea medicine from me. [ laughter ] kind of a beautiful fullcircle moment seth yeah. And really, like, a romantic tale for our kids. But yeah, i did have to take my old diarrhea medicine and scrape the dump off my husband. Seth just like just like london everything youd want. Yes, its known for being fancy. [ laughter ] seth you spent your summer, second summer a row, in portland working on your fantastic show shrill. Have you enjoyed your time in portland oh, i really love it there. Seth yeah. Its so dang nice and yeah, i love shooting there. Its just the damn best. Seth and its good people, right . Like, theres really good crews out there because of portlandia. And yeah. Yeah, we share a crew, doc now. Seth documentary now, yeah and portlandia. And shrill. We all use the same damn crew. Its so nice seth your theres an episode where youre introducing your boyfriend, your family in this season of shrill. Yeah. Seth conner, your husband, does not play your boyfriend but hes in the show yeah, he plays sort of my enemy. Seth yeah, im very its like role play. [ laughter ] this is all about how horny i am and how much i get nasty seth yeah. Even bird [ bleep ] cannot tamp down my affection you but in real life, what was it like when you introduced conner to your family . Yeah, it was it was it was perfect. Of course. Seth yeah. No, it was it was bad. [ laughter ] only in that at the time, conner had this car which for me was very fancy seth this is chicago, yes . In chicago, yeah. And this car, i think it cost under 300 seth right hard to get a car for under 300 thats what you think [ laughter ] and so my mom came to town and we were going to dinner. And i was like, actually, my boyfriends going to pick us up. And the car didnt have a muffler, which means that it sounds like a rocket ship going to the moon. Just a full, like [ imitates grinding sound the whole way there. And then the car also didnt run when it rained seth okay. So, you know. [ laughter ] classic car stuff. Seth this ones not a rainer yeah. Seth im going to get you in this car for 299 but you dont want to take it out when its wet. Also, its like, probably shouldnt be riding in the vehicle that cant be a little wet. Seth yeah. But basically then after dinner it started to rain. But we were already in the car and so we were like, we got to just try and make it here. But it started to rain so hard that we couldnt see out the windows. And the windshield wipers didnt work so i was in the front seat and he was in the drivers seat. And we both were holding the windshield wipers trying to just, like, get to the end and my mom was in the back and i was like, hes nice, right . [ laughter ] seth youve been out doing a lot of press, you were telling me, the last two weeks promoting shrill. Oh, yeah, yeah. Seth nice to have the time off from snl. You were back in chicago yeah. Seth and you were doing an event. Yeah, it was kind of like a live radio show so there were lots of kids in the audience, which was kind of fun. Seth yeah. And, you know, i definitely realized, like, this is not my target audience, at a certain point because i was like, doing my best to like, keep it fun and i definitely, like, zeroed in on, like, a fat little boy dead asleep on his mom seth yeah. Like, toddler . No, i i would put him at, like, a solid 11 years old [ laughter ] and you got to imagine, like, an Augustus Gloop seth yeah, okay. [ laughter ] a nice little stack of circles, like, just absolutely dead asleep, you know . Seth uhhuh. And so that kind of put me in my head. But i was like, barrel through. Youve put this boy to sleep. And and then, im not kidding, i looked over and there was a second fat Little Chicago boy dead asleep in the audience. [ laughter ] and so now i got two gloops kind of sleeping through my stuff and and i hate to tell you this but there was a third little boy seth there was a third it does these things do happen in threes, yes. And i was like, and im like the pied piper who can put fat boys to sleep . [ laughter ] or what . I dont know. But it shook me deeply so i need this pretty bad. [ laughter ] seth there you go. [ cheers and applause were going to give you this and youre going to stick around and were going to talk some more about shrill and snl. Well be right back with aidy bryant, everybody [ cheers and applause. And weve upgraded her with a sonic shield and holographicmapping drones. Impressive. There is one more thing. Ah. Jake from state farm. Heres the deal with the drive safe and save app youll save up to 30 for being a safe driver, and get a discount just for signing up. 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Are you freaking i mean, my dads met him, but my mom hasnt and she could be extremely judgmental so. I remember when my mom met my boyfriend, and now, hes my stepdad. God, im sorry. Its not so bad hes a good guy. I took his last name is he the guy who always picks you up from here yeah. Cute, right . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth welcome back to late night. Were here with aidy bryant. That was a clip from shrill. And now, youre back at snl. The last snl, the last live snl was the eddie murphy show. Whoa. Seth which was fantastic, what a joy to watch. Was it an exciting week for you . I was freaked the hell out seth yeah. Because hes just like such a pillar of saturday night live history. I was i was so jacked up. Seth you had a sketch that was cut for time they put online called aidy bizzo. Yeah. Seth where it was you and lizzo. Yep [ cheers ] seth and did you was that was that a fun thing to do oh my god, it was a dream come true. I mean, lizzo came and was like spanking me at points. [ laughter ] and we were going to wear different outfits and she was like, no, i want to match. And i was like, thank you, lizzo. No, it was a dream come true and we shot with eddie, which was so cool. Seth yeah, there was a scene with eddie back in the Wardrobe Department yeah, and i will say, like, i thought we would sort of shoot anything where he wasnt supposed to be there without him. But there was a point where he was sort of like waiting to come in and we were just shooting and my line was just to be like, i cant believe Eddie Murphys hosting the show this week. And feeling him like just nearby while i had to say it, i kept going i cant believe eddie murray is hosting the show [ laughter ] tonight [ laughter ] and just pure panic. And of course, every time he was like, its eddie murphy [ laughter ] and i was like, yes, i know that im just scared. [ laughter ] and it happened probably three times seth wow which is actually too many. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and it did make me scared that my brain was broken but then, i will say he was very cool about it. Later, he came by and was like, oh, youre so funny and i was like, that means a lot coming from eddie murray thank you so much. [ laughter ] seth there you go. Full circle. Yeah. Seth you i want to ask, theres a line in the song, and i believe you wrote the aidy bizzo song with michael che. Yes seth smang was a word that i was not familiar with. Yes i would be happy to tell you about smang. Seth please. [ light laughter ] yeah, its basically its a sort of a combination of to smash it or to bang it seth gotcha. Its to smang it. Seth okay, gotcha. And lizzo really did tweet that about michael che, that she wanted to smang it and so, che and i wrote it together and as we were sitting there to write it, i was like, you got to let me smang it. [ laughter ] youve got to let me talk about smanging it. And he sort of like begrudgingly was like, fine. But i feel like by the end of it, he got into it [ laughter ] seth you also had a fantastic sketch this year with harry styles where he played your dog oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] i know [ cheers ] seth its a very, very funny sketch also, very sweet and great payoff i feel as though, its a good like minute, 90 seconds before the turn happens in the sketch seth yes a patient piece of sketch writing. Yes, i love to make them wait for it seth yes and in this case, the waiting was the reveal that harry styles was going to play your dog was he an easy sell or a hard sell to play your dog in the sketch he got right on damn board. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Yes, i mean, harry styles seth yes he seemed he seemed incredibly game as a host, which made for a great episode he was so game, and like, right away when he got to set, we were like, you need to get on all fours and im going to dangle this garbage in your mouth. [ laughter ] and he was like totally down and then, like truly the next scene, we were like, put your head in the garbage can, pretend to be a dog smelling garbage, and put it in your mouth. And he was like, okay [ laughter ] he is really, really great seth thats all you can ask for from an snl host and now adam driver which i see third or fourth time, hes an old hand at it now. And he must be great to work with hes a pro. Seth yeah. Its going to be so fun seth thats awesome. He goes hard. And hes a true actor. Seth he is really a true actor. Yeah. Seth and its really fun to watch, not that youre not all true actors, but it is really fun when do you think youre a true actor . Seth no [ laughter ] but that would be the funny thing about when you realize like there was times where a host would show up, and you realize, oh, they only know one way. They dont have like, i have a broadway style, and i have a sketch comedy style, they only know one thing. Or, like, ive had multiple times like, once, i was playing a chicken who was in love with ryan gosling and, like, at multiple points, he was like, he really loves her, and he wants to be with her. Seth yeah. But he cant because shes a chicken and hes on the run. And i was like, oh, youre like thinking about this. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and i like literally, like, to me it was just like, bwak bwak [ laughter ] i was like, i never thought twice about a single thing ive done. Seth oh, people there would be times where someone say, like, hey, the host has some questions about this character. And id be like, oh, all i know is where they stand and what they say. [ laughter ] yes seth like, i put no thought into their past, and i have no thoughts about their future. Past . Seth yeah. Its like, what was this guy doing last week . Im like, i dont [ bleep know, there was a different host last week. [ laughter ] it definitely like reveals how absolutely simpleminded i am because im like, you want me to stand where . Be loud . You got it. [ laughter ] seth boom cash the check and hey, its working out seth its working out, eight seasons [ cheers and applause aidy bryant, everyone. Snl returns this week with adam driver. And also season two of shrill begins streaming friday on hulu. Well be right back with congressman Eric Swalwell. [ cheers and applause this moment. This moment right now. This is our commencement. No, well not get a diploma or a degree of any kind. But we are entering a new chapter in our lives. Our confidence is shaken; our hearts cracked. The kind of a crack that comes from the loss of a job; from life plans falling apart. 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Hey hi [ cheers and applause seth our next guest represents californias 15th Congressional District in the house of representatives please welcome to the show congressman Eric Swalwell [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show yeah, thanks for having me on seth today must be fairly surreal for you watching the impeachment the senate trial actually begin whats it been like for you watching over the course of today . This would be like the ideal jury duty, right seth yeah. Theres no witnesses, no evidence i mean, every american now is going to go to jury duty and think, wait, i want the trump trial. Seth yeah. This is the one i want. Seth i want it to be over in, like, five days. Yeah, four days and im out seth feel like this is a hit and run, its been two and a half weeks, that guy was the president. Right seth you you were a foreign prosecutor, one of the things that was voted down by the republicans today was the subpoenaing of more documents. Is it weird for you as a prosecutor to watch the sort of rules that are being agreed to because they seem very limiting in terms of what were used to in a trial yeah, these rules are designed to cover up what donald trump did, clearly. Trials have witnesses. And what weve learned in this case, with no documents in the house case that we tried, any time we got a witness to talk, we learned more. Every document that we got from the public, we learned more. And all the arrows pointed to the president running the shakedown scheme theres been no witness or document yet that we found that shows that he was innocent, which makes sense, thats why he wants to block them, i guess but the case were making to the senate right now is just give us more documents and witnesses and if theres any question in your mind as to what he was doing, it will clear it up seth do you feel like there is a Tipping Point piece of evidence that would change the minds of the republicans in the senate, or is it safe to say at this point that is not the case . Well, it sure looks like they are trying to bury the evidence for the president but they have constituents to answer to. And so the more people that send a text message to their representative, you know, post something on twitter, show up to a town hall, make a phone call, that affects them. I mean, thats the one thing i think a lot of these republican senators will respond to so john bolton, Mick Mulvaney, mr. Blair, these three witnesses weve asked for. You know, they have critical testimony that would i think show that the president asked a Foreign Government to help him cheat an election to put his own benefit above ours seth so its been about a month from when the house basically voted to impeach, when the articles sorry, i should say when it was delivered to the senate in that time, of course, as we come to expect from the trump presidency, more evidence has come out, right . Lev parnas, hes on rachel maddow, telling us even more things. Do you feel because it does seem like republicans go back and forth from saying this was rushed or that you took forever. Do you wish you waited longer before impeaching to get more evidence or do you think it wouldnt have mattered i think we sent a case over that shows what the president did, and shows that hes overwhelmingly guilty, but most importantly, jeopardizing elections and national security. Ideally, yes, of course, wed have john bolton testify, Mick Mulvaney come forward, lev parnas, but we didnt, they were refusing to come forward. I think Speaker Pelosi holding back saw the public sentiment go up where now today, over 70 of americans think that a trial should have witnesses. What a crazy concept you have john bolton waving his hand and saying now im willing to come forward and testify. And also, the new documents that these outside groups like just security through their public requests have been able to obtain so weve gotten a lot, now its really on the senate to just do your damn job and listen to witnesses. Seth if this goes the way, one might predict it goes, which is its very short, then comes time to vote for witnesses democrats dont get the four votes they need and the president ultimately gets acquitted. Will you look back and say that it ultimately was worth it because that was one of the questions that people were asking early on. Look, you dont have the votes in the senate, why are you going through all this, was it worth it yes and i thought about that a lot and heres what we know about donald trump when you stand up to him, hes a coward, it turns out and he stops being corrupt [ cheers and applause and the best example, the best example the best example is what happened with ukraine, right . So hes holding back the money, hes saying, i need you to investigate joe biden. The whistleblower and dr. Fiona hill and Lieutenant Colonel vindman, they come forward, and what happens . Ukraine got the aid. They stood up, made it public, ukraine got the aid. I believe if they had never said anything, ukraine would still not have that aid today, and hed still be trying to investigate biden. So as long as we keep standing up to him, who knows what other corrupt schemes were stopping because hes under the pressure of an impeachment that will be forever. Seth i asked this to a lot of people who were on the show [ applause ] as a former prosecutor, is Rudy Giuliani a worse lawyer, or is donald trump a worse client i would say the worst luck would be the lawyer thats going to have to represent both of them seth yes thats going to probably happen seth because that might happen one day yeah. [ cheers and applause seth are you there was talk it always seemed a stretch to me that Rudy Giuliani would represent him in front of the senate was that something you were sort of hoping would happen, that giuliani would be one of his representatives . Yes seth yeah. Especially bloody mary rudy in the morning seth yeah, yeah, yeah. If you could get him, first thing, right out of the gates rudy, thats what you want thats right. Seth yeah, yeah. Yes seth i want to ask i dont want to turn this around to you but we found a High School Photo of you and do you believe this haircut and again, use your background as a prosecutor obviously you know the law you know the constitution. Is this an impeachable haircut is that [ laughter and applause i i wish i could say that is russian misinformation. Seth yeah. But there are witnesses who could come to my defense for that but im not going to allow any of them to come forward . Seth yeah, there you go. It is you definitely look like youre about to like get in a karate fight and were not going to root for you. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah. All the kids were seth was it california yeah, the whole soccer team, dublin high school, go gils. We were all yeah. Seth that was a look you all had. There was another this was one of the fun scandals. Because every now and then, theres a fun one that comes up. You were part of one and this is actually these are actually about fartgate. [ laughter ] you know about fartgate. These are real things. Yes seth wed like to show the video. Now this is not something when this happened, you did not hear it. I did not hear it seth yes i just want to say, i think we should draw on the words of the 21st century philosopher shaggy it wasnt me [ light laughter ] seth okay, there you go. [ laughter ] but lets look and well let the audience take a look for themselves chris, so far the evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to ask the ukrainians to help him cheat [ fart ] an election and the complaint that ive heard from republicans [ laughter ] seth now this was immediately this was what everybody was talking about. But again, you youre having a conversation with Chris Matthews yes serious conversation seth serious conversation, earpiece in, so you dont hear that no. Seth how did you find out that it happened i went to dinner that night with some buddies in town from dublin high school, were all in washington and Chrissy Teigen tweets about it my wife, who follows everything she says, texts me and she says, did you just fart on national tv . [ laughter ] seth and youre claiming this absolutely not total exoneration seth total exoneration we are going to slow it down one more time. [ laughter ] because i feel like if we see anything in your face, this would be how wed know if youre telling the truth. Lets take one more look ask the ukrainians to help him cheat [ fart ] in election. And the complaint that ive heard from republicans [ laughter ] seth see, now that exactly, you need rudy to represent you. [ light laughter ] he couldnt have done it, he wasnt there rudy, he was there. Well, this you know, obviously you were youre saying this is basically donald trump and this story that were talking about, this has been something youve been dealing with for basically three years. Yeah, thats right. Seth do you watch and it think at the very least there will be some sense of closure, however this ends . Is that something that youre looking forward to january 20, 2021, donald trump is not going to be president , whether hes removed before [ cheers and applause or voted out, yes. Seth you ran briefly yeah. Seth it was a very large field. Cup of coffee seth cup of coffee, exactly. The moonlight gram of this years thank you, wally [ laughter ] i like that one seth do you feel like theres a wealth of good choices still for the American People who are watching these debates i do. And the crux of our campaign was this idea that we shouldnt have to live with gun violence being the norm and so, i announced in parkland and was inspired by those students who marched and beat 19 nra endorsed members of congress in 2018 and im proud that every candidate today is, you know, making antigun violence a top priority and so, i think every candidate is capable of beating donald trump and will put that important issue on the forefront. Seth hey, thank you so much of course seth for making the time and being here and clearing stuff up for us [ cheers and applause congressman Eric Swalwell, everybody. Well be right back [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to aidy bryant, congressman Eric Swalwell, Jonas Brothers, jack mcbrayer, josh meyers, adam marcello. And of course the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh. 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