Announcer tonight, on late night with seth myers Stacey Abrams. Creator of david byrnes america utopia, david byrne and all new closer look. And all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with sonny emory. Now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth myers and this is late night. I hope everyone is doing well tonight. And lets get to the news. Well just this week we learned that women received unnecessary hysterectomies at an i. C. E. Detention facility the attorney general called for demonstrators to be charged with sedition and the white house wanted to use a heat ray on Peaceful Protesters to clear the way for a photoop i think at this point even queue is an undecided voter. Thats right federals officials reportedly considered deploying a socalled heat ray that makes targets skin feel like its burning, in preparation for clearing a peaceful protest across from the white house in june. Apparently, they decided the ray was too much after testing it on steve bannon looks like the heat r
Lets get to the news. Russian president Vladimir Putin reportedly had a disinfectant tunnel installed in his home to protect him from coronavirus and now we go live to President Trump so he can make fun of putin for being a snowflake. Seth huh, hes probably just thinking of a clever burn, you know well come back to him during his speech yesterday about police reform, President Trump falsely suggested that scientists have developed a vaccine for aids man, you know hes going to lie, but you never know where hes going with it or when its going to happen. Hell be giving a speech on tax cuts and throw in by the way, cell phones can get you pregnant anyway, back to the thing. Thats right President Trump falsely suggested that scientists have developed a vaccine for aids though, keep in mind, this is the same guy who asked bill gates the difference between hiv and hpv twice. So hes definitely confusing it with something else. Aches, maybe its not really a vaccine, but i take advil when i have
During Todays Supreme Court arguments concerning President Trumps financial records, trumps lawyer jay sekulow argued that trump is, quote, asking for temporary president ial immunity. Temporary . He has seven months left in a fouryear term its like going to work and asking for a sixhour lunch break. During Todays Supreme Court arguments, the lawyer representing House Democrats told justices that lawmakers need access to trumps tax returns to see if hes, quote, subject to foreign leverage. Oh, come on thats just ridiculous, said justice putin. During a Coronavirus Briefing yesterday, President Trump told an Asian American reporter to, quote, ask china in response to a question about coronavirus rates. Okay, im starting to think melanias be best program isnt working. Telling an asianamerican reporter to ask china is like a skit the be best players would do at a school and then say, freeze okay now, who knows what the president should have asked . And then the president would raise his h
Studies that show the medication has no proven benefits for coronavirus patients and maybe he is taking it, but this sounds like when the cops pull you over and you admit to having a couple of beers so they dont find all the weed and cocaine in your glove compartment. Yeah, just a little hydroxy after work with the guys i live close to here. Thats right, President Trump said yesterday that hes been taking hydroxychloroquine to protect himself from the coronavirus, and told a reporter hes, quote, not going to get hurt by it, its been around for 40 years. Come on, man, you know better than anyone that just because somethings been around for 40 years doesnt mean its good. President trump tweeted yesterday that fox news has more antitrump people than ever. And claimed hes, quote, looking for a new outlet. A new outlet where . No outlet praises you more thats like meryl streep complaining about how the oscars treat her. New york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday that he expects the city t