Metro boomin and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 787, puerto rico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness fantastic. Hot crowd here tonight. Hot crowd here at the tonight show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Did you guys see this . The New York Times says that each day President Trump watches eight hours of tv and drinks 12 diet cokes. [ laughter ] sounds less like the president , more like a college kid who just got home for winter break. [ cheers and applause ] can i have another one, ma . [ laughter ] can i watch riverdale, mom . No. [ laughter ] 12 diet cokes a day, and depending on how many hes had, it really changes trumps behavior. Here, ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sit down, please. Hey look, im president. [ laughter ] i dont care. Being president gives you great power, right . Dont ask me questions li
Wait, did you say the 57th letter was an n . [ laughter ] this years macys thanksgiving day parade featured 17 balloons. It was going to be 18 but then olaf was hit with Sexual Harassment allegations. [ laughter and applause ] sick. Photos were released yesterday of First Lady Melania Trump decorating the white house for the holidays. Though im not sure a rope ladder counts as a decoration. [ laughter ] its a its a custom in my country. [ laughter ] President Trump tweeted yesterday quote, 51 million americans to travel this weekend, highest number in 12 years, traffic and airports are running very smoothly. And then he tweeted, now lets throw it over to kevin with sports [ laughter ] a new poll has found that about a third of americans are dreading discussing politics at this years thanksgiving. And some dread talking about it every day. [ laughter and applause ] newsweek has rated crescent rolls as the worst thanksgiving side dish. [ light laughter ] looks like newsweek burned the ro
Wait, did you say the 57th letter was an n . [ laughter ] this years macys thanksgiving day parade featured 17 balloons. It was going to be 18 but then olaf was hit with Sexual Harassment allegations. [ laughter and applause ] sick. Photos were released yesterday of First Lady Melania Trump decorating the white house for the holidays. Though im not sure a rope ladder counts as a decoration. [ laughter ] its a its a custom in my country. [ laughter ] President Trump tweeted yesterday quote, 51 million americans to travel this weekend, highest number in 12 years, traffic and airports are running very smoothly. And then he tweeted, now lets throw it over to kevin with sports [ laughter ] a new poll has found that about a third of americans are dreading discussing politics at this years thanksgiving. And some dread talking about it every day. [ laughter and applause ] newsweek has rated crescent rolls as the worst thanksgiving side dish. [ light laughter ] looks like newsweek burned the ro
Metro boomin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 787, puerto rico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness fantastic. Hot crowd here tonight. Hot crowd here at the tonight show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Did you guys see this . The New York Times says that each day President Trump watches eight hours of tv and drinks 12 diet cokes. [ laughter ] sounds less like the president , more like a college kid who just got home for winter break. [ cheers and applause ] can i have another one, ma . [ laughter ] can i watch riverdale, mom . No. [ laughter ] 12 diet cokes a day, and depending on how many hes had, it really changes trumps behavior. Here, ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sit down, please. Beautiful hats. Hey look, im president. [ laughter ] i dont care. Being president gives you great power, right . Dont as
This is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ light laughter ] wait, i know this one. Was it china . [ laughter ] thats right. President trump questioned why america fought the civil war. You know, at this rate the only way trump is going to get a second term is if hes held back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all fs . I flunked everything . [ cheers and applause ] i got a bplus in phys ed. [ light laughter ] President Trump published an oped in the Washington Post on saturday to promote the accomplishments of his first 100 days in office. But in retrospec