Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests leslie mann, colin quinn, musical guest saint jhn, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, hello. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Oh, wow. That is a friday crowd right there. Hey, welcome everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you so much for watching well, lets get to the news and jokes. Guys, everyone is still talking about Rudy Giulianis press conference and i mean, by now, weve all seen what happened with the hair dye, which is still insane i still cant believe that, that was real, but it was real but something you might have missed was what he did with his handkerchief and this, just watch this [ audience ohs ] that is true. It is somehow related to this, but i do not know whether good guys got it o
[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, colin quinn. Star of filthy rich, actress kim cattrall music from Jeff Rosenstock featuring the band with Jessica Burdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight all right. Same as always, lets get to the news the New York Times yesterday published an investigation into President Trumps finances and lets just say, melanias going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative 431 million is the New York Times investigation published yesterday alleges President Trump has paid almost nothing in federal income tax over the past 20 years wow. If true, this bombshell has the potential to be almost as damaging to his political career as the access Hollywood Tape the New York Times investigation published yesterday showed trump paid just 750 in federal income tax in both 2016 and 2017, which i have to admit, is way funnier than paying 0. It
Seth you know, the least we deserve in trying times like announcer tonight, on late this is great punk music night with seth meyers, colin quinn. Star of filthy rich, actress kim cattrall music from Jeff Rosenstock punk music that stands for something. Featuring the band with this next guy is one of my Jessica Burdeaux favorites. And now, seth meyers hes angry and urgent and prescient. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. And while im super bummed that how is everybody doing tonight all right. He and his band are not here same as always, lets get to the news live tonight, at least we will not have to pay for a studio roof that they surely wouldve the New York Times yesterday ripped off published an investigation into President Trumps finances album, no dream, this is Jeff Rosenstock. And lets just say, melanias going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative hello 431 million is hello hi the New York Times hi its nice to see you investigation publi
Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with the white house, residence of the president and new headquarters of coronavirus. It has been five days since President Trump revealed that he had tested positive for covid19, which was his most depressing test result since he found out his wife was pregnant with eric. And since that time, the virus has been spreading faster than an hbo password on a college campus. Reporter this morning, the covid outbreak spreading through the white house has reached the pentagon, and now almost the entire joint chiefs of staff, including the militarys most senior general, mark milley, and other top officers are in quarantine after being exposed to the coast guards numbertwo officer, admiral charles ray. Reporter this as the number of people testing positive who have been near the president or at the white house in recent days s
I didnt know. My microbiome did. All along, they were trying to tell me something. Ive really learned that im not just me. Im also all the creatures inside of me. From now on, im gonna trust my gut a little more. Well, i think weve all learned something. One for the ladies is one too many for the ladies. [ laughter ] on, everybody. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is wednesday, the 7th of october, which is an important date in american history. Because today marks the fouryear anniversary of the access hollywood grab em by the pussy tape. Man, i have fond memories of that day. Thats the day we knew for certain that donald trump would never be president. Anyway, coming up on tonights show president donald trump. His corona outbreak continues to spread throughout the white house. Meanwhile, facebook is clamping down on dangerous conspiracies and dangerously sexy onions. And we also found a replacement for all those columbus statues. So lets do this, peop