Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Russell crowe. From a. P. Bio, actor and comedian, Patton Oswalt. Music from the lemon twigs featuring the 8g band with thomas land. And now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . The sea captain just found out im leaving after this week and now he is not speaking to me or as my family keeps trying to tell me, hes never been speaking to me well, last night was the first night of the Democratic National Convention Republican edition seriously, what was going on last night you couldnt gather that many republicans if you were giving away golf pants at the marina. During her speech at last nights Democratic National convention, former First Lady Michelle Obama said, quote, let me be as honest and clear as i possibly can. Which was then followed by extensive bleeping donald trump is the [ bleep ][ bleep ] for [ bleep ][ bleep ] seth during her speech at last nights Democratic National convention, former First Lady Mi
Well see you tomorrow goodnight, everybody and he is right. No president has done more for women. Hes done thi hes done that he said this and this and this dont you forge about that seth wow, that is a lot. It sure is. Seth do you have more . Seth, i could do this forever announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Russell crowe. From a. P. Bio, actor and comedian, Patton Oswalt. He also did thi and this and thi and this music from the lemon twigs and thi featuring the 8g band with thomas land. And dont forget he did thi and this and this and this and now seth meyers. And dont you ever forge he did thi and this seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . The sea captain just found out im leaving after this week and now he is not speaking to me or as my family keeps trying to tell me, hes never been speaking to me well, last night was the first night of the Democratic National Convention Republican edition seriously, what was going on last night seth wow, thats more than a
Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheeseburger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there. And this this is debate bloomberg after Elizabeth Warren got ahold of him. [ laughter ] during last nights [ cheers and applause during last nights debate every candidate was asked to share their personal motto for example, Amy Klobuchars was politics is about improving peoples lives and Elizabeth Warrens was, i will murder Mike Bloomberg with my bare hands. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new report the fcc received more than 1300 complaints about the super bowl halftime performance b
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Seth good evening, im seth meyers this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump tweeted last night that he was looking forward to the World Economic forum this week because the u. S. Economy is quote number one in the universe by far. [ light laughter ] which is a real slap in the face to Prime Minister glaxor [ laughter ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell has unveiled his proposed rules for President Trumps impeachment trial. And to keep things simple he revealed the rules by emoji. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence [ applause ] Vice President mike pence will visit the vatican this week and he will have a great time as long as he doesnt look up [ laughter and applause theyre just friends, right . [ laughter ] democrats today accused republicans of attempting to hold most of President Trumps impeachment trial late at night to limit the number of people watching on Television E