Anyway, story gave me a whole just keep that in mind when new appreciation for my nonlethal wasps who im almost reading hotness surveys. Certain arent murder hornets in in a radio interview last week, disguise although one of them new York Governor Andrew Cuomo keeps telling me im pretty and bringing me trinkets was asked if he was still an eligible bachelor. And based on every true crime doc ive watched on netflix, though i think he made that that is a a red flag. Clear at his last press conference but to thank them for not being a strip club in oregon is murder hornets, i have added a offering a drivethrough experience for customers in the few of the wasps to the writing parking lot during the coronavirus pandemic staff which we think will help you know its bad when a strip give the show some good buzz i told you that joke was a dud, club is following safety charlie. Guidelines better than the vice put your stinger away, charlie president. Although in his defense, i bet not today. Its monday. He wears a mask to a strip club. What oh, mondays arent considered bad by wasps Health Officials in michigan why is that . Have launched a free condom Delivery Service during the oh, yeah, you dont classically have jobs. Coronavirus pandemic because anyway, speaking of duds, they realize maybe its best segueway, President Trump gave a these guys dont reproduce town hall on fox news last night a man in iceland set a world as a damning new report details record over the weekend by how hes wasted time he could have been using to go develop a lifting over 1,100 pounds. Said the man, why isnt anyone strategy for safely reopening the economy. For more on this, its time for helping me . A closer look. Seth President Trump beamed it was an accidental record. Into americas living rooms last night during a fox news town hall from the Lincoln Memorial where it kind of looked like lincoln had been asked to join but was keeping his distance now, obviously the interviewers were practicing social distancing there but its more fun if you imagine they all started out sitting close together and then just scooted their chairs back a little every time trump said something insane uhhuh, oh, interesting so just any household disinfectant will work that is great to hear. And sure enough, trump made it awkward at one point by pointing to the memorial and complaining, as he has before that he, he has been treated worse than lincoln. The closest would be that gentleman right up there they always said lincoln nobody got treated worse than lincoln. I believe i am treated worse seth you have two unfiltered hours on National Television to say whatever you want to millions of people without Fact Checking or followups lincoln couldnt even get through a play without being interrupted. Im shocked the memorial didnt pull a fauci and of course, as is his want, trump rambled incoherently about god knows what for basically the entire two hours with virtually no attempt at Fact Checking or rigorous crossexamination from the moderators i guess lincoln wasnt the only statue there him lie freely about a bunch of verifiably untrue things and in some cases, they didnt even make him answer the question he was asked. They were less like reporters and more like the audience in an improv show. Okay to get started, i just need a oneword suggestion. Oh, ventilators thats good i think ventilators will be good. Watch him totally lose his train of thought and wander away from question that was supposed to be about the coronavirus. Do you think the election will come down to a referendum on how you handled this crisis . No. But its going to be a factor. Do you think it will be bigger than that no. I think the election is going to come down to i hope it does because weve done a great job we had no ventilators. We had no testing. We had nothing i had i inherited empty empty no ammunition 1. 5 trillion. We have the best military by far in the world its rebuilt its either all new or the equipments coming in, which is great. Seth what are you talking about . Is someone shining a laser pointer on the floor thats distracting you . You were asked a question about the coronavirus and you said you inherited no ammunition, which is both not relevant and also a ridiculous lie you expect everyone to believe that when you took office, soldiers were patrolling war zones without bullets . We had no ammunition. Whenever a soldier shot a gun, a little flag popped out that said, thanks, obama. and then of course, there were the typical nonsensical trumpisms where he tries to make himself sound like a tactical genius but reaches for the dumbest metaphor possible like when he was asked if he would impose new tariffs on china and said this. Were all playing a very complicated game of chess or poker, name whatever you want to name, but its not checkers. That i can tell you. Seth oh, its chess or poker . You should probably find out which game it is i see youve taken my rook but perhaps these three jacks will have something to say about that and that something is uno. So trump spent his sunday night embarrassing the Lincoln Memorial on fox news, which makes sense because hes constantly either in a state of watching fox or appearing on fox or watching himself appearing on fox. Eventually fox is just going to turn into a 24 7 feed of trump watching himself on fox like an infinity mirror. Trump also surrounds himself with people he sees on fox from informal advisers to white house aides, like his newest press secretary kayleigh mcenany, who held her first briefing on friday and mcenanys hiring very much illustrates the feedback loop of disinformation and propaganda that exists between the Trump White House and fox news for example, in late february and early march, more than a month after the first confirmed case of coronavirus in the u. S. , mcenany went on fox channels as a spokesperson for the Trump Campaign and told outlandish lies about trumps response to the coronavirus outbreak this president will always put america first. He will always protect american citizens we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here. Lets turn it your rallies, the president s rallies. Are you a little bit worried about holding those kind of rallies . Im not, because we have the added advantage here at the Trump Campaign that our candidate happens to be the president of the United States the president goes ahead with holding his rallies, his top doctor, top medical guy, says, dont go with big crowds. I mean, youre immediately going to be hit with this. Look, the president is the best authority on this issue seth i think whats going on here is shes playing checkers and the interviewer is playing chess. Or poker not only is trump not the best authority on this. Whenever hes around actual authorities they have to keep correcting him my favorite examples of this are when trump pitches insane coronavirus cures and the medical experts around him have to politely tell him, no, thats not a thing. Deborah, have you ever heard of, uh, the heat and the light relative to certain viruses, yes, but relative to this virus . Not as a treatment. You take a solid flu vaccine, you dont think that would have an impact or much of an impact on corona . No. Seth even the real housewives know theres stuff you dont talk about when the cameras are rolling. I mean, they have briefings before they have the press conferences and i bet theyve begged trump to get his dumb questions out then hey, before we go out in front of the American People and all those cameras, are there any, you know, miracle cures you want to ask us about now . No, no, ill wait till were out there. I got some good ones today heres a hint, hair spray and altoids. Who knows . Who knows until you say it out loud in front of the cameras . In fact, trumps fixation on miracle curealls and shortcuts is also reflected in a damning new report in the Washington Post detailing a lost month of desperation and dysfunction in which he ignored and then abandoned the goal of actually beating back the virus and instead focused on prematurely reopening the economy without a plan to do so safely for example, the post reports that trump was pushed privately by political allies like Rudy Giuliani and fox news hosts to embrace the drug hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for coronavirus even though it was unproven and potentially dangerous. Thats right, hydroxychloroquine remember when everyone cared about that for a second, the tamagotchi of covid cures . Well, according to the post, night after night, in late march and early april, he kept hearing about the controversial antimalarial drug on his favorite Fox News Channel programs where television doctors and commentators touted its efficacy yeah, the tv president who played a tv businessman is listening to tv doctors like dr. Oz, and dr. Phil seen here getting an xray in real time, i guess. Oof, looks like he took the president s advice on heat and light. Seriously, whats up with the aggressive blue . Looks like a spaceship had its lights on in the parking lot this is what the tsa agent sees on the monitor when a normal person goes through the airport body scanner but theres apparently one fox host in particular that has trumps ear on coronavirus issues and has actually advised him at the white house on april 3rd, fox host Laura Ingraham paid trump a visit in the oval office to talk up hydroxychloroquine. She brought with her two regular onair guests and what she dubs her medicine cabinet on april 14th, ingraham returned to the oval office to meet with the president. The fox host reiterated her belief that the country needed to open and argued for limits on Contact Tracing. So a fox host with no medical expertise is directly advising the president on a deadly pandemic while that same president hires pundits he sees on tv and fires or punishes actual experts and inspector generals who criticize him this is what you get when you make a tv star president because when youre on tv, no one ever tells you youre wrong for example, no one ever thought to tell me that i should maybe buy a shirt in a shade that isnt blue but thats what happens when youre on tv 90 of your agents job is to text you after every show and tell you youre crushing it. I mean, its different for me because, you know, 90 of the time im crushing it but i meant for other people on tv, it gives you a false sense of yourself. And in trumps case, im assuming he had an entire team of producers onset to tell him his bronzer looked realistic and then air brush whatever the hell this is so he doesnt go on tv looking like he went to the beach wearing a football helmet. And ingrahams criticism of the ageold Public Health practice of Contact Tracing is especially worrisome because its one of the main tools experts agree were going to need to contain this mess and safely reopen things we have to test people on a massive scale, isolate cases and trace their contacts to see where the outbreaks are. Lots of other major countries and several states like new york are beginning to do this and Contact Tracing is a thing weve already done successfully foder things like tuberculosis, measles and sexually transmitted infections. And yet during a segment that trump probably saw, ingraham and trumps toothless dracula, Rudy Giuliani, actually laughed at new yorks plan to implement Contact Tracing for coronavirus. Michael bloomberg is going to handle the tracing, army of tracers in new york, we learned today. Thats totally ridiculous yeah. An army of tracers then we should trace everybody for cancer yeah. Army of tracers we should trace everybody for cancer yeah. And Heart Disease, and, uh, and obesity, and, i mean, a lot of things kill you more than more than covid19 so we should be traced for all those things seth oh, my god. Its for transmissible diseases, you secondtier jeff dunham puppet you cant catch Heart Disease on the subway, you know, unless you accidentally step onto an empty car and nearly have a heart attack oh, my god. Whats that smell . These are the people whispering in trumps ear about a deadly pandemic and in cases like mcenanys, theyre the people hes hiring trump apparently decided to reward mcenany for her Blind Loyalty by making her White House Press secretary. And on friday, she seamlessly transitioned from fox news liar to white house liar by holding her first press briefing and making this absurd comment reporter will you pledge never to lie to us from that podium i will never lie to you you have my word on that seth wow, she managed to break her promise before she finished making her promise. Thats impressive. Its like a mobius strip of [ bleep ]. And then sure enough, mcenany completed the fox news feedback loop by taking time out of her First Official press briefing to advertise trumps fox news town hall and brag about his tv ratings. Everyone should watch the fox news town hall with the president from 7 00 to 9 00 p. M. It will be a cantmiss Television Much like the highly rated President TrumpCoronavirus Task force briefings have been. Seth oh, cool. So in the middle of a deadly pandemic, the White House Press secretary is like a glorified Tv Guide Channel. Looking for willful ignorance from a soulless sociopath . Check out the fox news town hall at 7 00. Also can we assume youre watching the Tv Guide Channel again because youve finished every show on every streaming service . In that case, welcome back. The president spent precious time rambling for hours on state tv even as the Washington Post detailed the lost month of dithering and disarray more than 65,000 americans have died and at least 30 million are out of work. What were seeing yet again when it matters most is that trump has the intellect and emotional maturity of a child flipping over the table after losing a very complicated game of chess or poker seth this has been a closer look. Since this crisis started, weve been asking people to help city harvest. So please continue to give more and more new yorkers are turning to them to keep food on their tables there is a website on your screen where you can donate. Well be right back with Ricky Gervais. 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Please know were working around the clock to get you more charmin. Stay safe. There he is. Oh, wow. Youre doing, uh, youre doing really great with the twirling. Dad, if you want to talk, i have a break at 3 00. Okay, okay. Im going. Im gone. Like like i wasnt here. [ horn honks ] keep keep doing it, buddy. Switch to progressive and you can save hundreds. You know, like the sign says. Only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber brushes to clean all your floors. And with patented dirt detect technology, roomba finds dirt throughout your home. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba. Seth you know our next guest from the office and extras. He has the Second Season of after life on netflix now. Please welcome back to the show Ricky Gervais. Ricky, how are you holding up . Good. Yeah, good strange times, but yeah. It doesnt make a lot of difference to me, apart from the gigs that are postponed. I never went out much. I was always on the couch by 6 00 p. M. , drinking wine, watching netflix so, you know, its its no different to me if im honest. Seth im a pretty indoorfriendly guy as well. And i feel like when it gets nice out, people always judge me for not being outside. And now i feel as though they judge me well for staying inside so its kind of working out for me in regards to that as well. Yeah, im doing im doing the hours exercise, out walking, luckily theres a lovely heath and ive got a little bit of a you know, we got a garden, so i make jane play badminton with me all the time shes a novelist, so she usually got the house to herself. Im usually in my office down the street so, for her its like having a toddler home [ light laughter ] ive never heard this so often shes going, okay, shh, shush up wait a minute. Yeah, i just got let me just finish this sentence. So [ laughter ] its a nightmare for her, but also you wont hear me complain. Seth yeah, i mean its obviously, its incredibly easy for people like you and i when you consider what theyre going through every day. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, i got we mustnt complaint. Seth no, no complaints from me ricky, i cant help but notice a number of awards behind you. Is it safe to assume those are your trophies . They are. Just a just a small percentage of them in this [ laughter ] im surrounded by them [ laughter ] its probably why the wifi isnt very good, because its interfering. Seth oh, right, the metal. [ laughter ] theres so much theres so much metal in this room. Yes, this is they are my awards this is really my office in my house. I use this to do zoom, because its the smallest room in the house. I thought it wouldnt echo the other rooms are huge [ laughter ] seth oh, just massive rooms, right . Massive in fact, we play badminton seth rooms with massive echoes inside seth yeah. Sometimes seth you do you think that you mentioned you canceled shows that must be disappointing, but at least you know in the future you can reschedule them. Do you think were going to go be seeing comedy live again yeah. Seth one of these days yeah, theyre not canceled, theyre postponed. We just dont know, you know but, i also know the size of the arenas im playing, even if they start going back soon, there will be a 100 people, then a 1000, then 5000, and then 10,000. So, i postponed them to, you know, to next year just in case. But sure, you know, we do it when people are feeling good and, what can you do its not safe. It would be irresponsible and were not allowed. But, i think even if they said you could, id worry id worry a little bit i know theres this school of thought that we should just be going back to normal but, i dont know, ill err on the side of caution. Best find out whats happening first. Seth i think caution is a good idea. You received attention not just for a Second Season of after life this week, but also, you have a very prescient comment in 2016, a tweet and well put it up on the screen here, where you basically said the fact that bleach has to have do not drink on the label means donald trump might be president. Do you feel any reward in coming to the conclusion of how prescient that was, or does it just no. Seth fill you with dread sometimes you dont want to be right but seth yeah. Right but the worst thing about his comment about drinking disinfectant, apart from the fact that it, you know, cause death, was the he said it the day that after life two launched on netflix. And it was the second biggest trend in the world on twitter, after life two the first biggest trend was disinfectant so, he affected me personally, and thats my beef with that [ laughter ] seth thats the line you will not forgive him for crossing [ laughter ] no, everything else, im cool but, yeah. Seth we also i dont know when were going to have award shows again. And so, im particularly happy that we got to see you host the globes last year i always delight now, did you enjoy going back and hosting the globes again i did it just it seems like a bygone era, all the things you worry about, you know . When the i you know, the last couple of times ive done it, they offered me to and i said, no at first and they persuaded me and this was no different. I said no, then they persuaded me through flattery and cash and the first thing i thought of christmas is ruined, so i wrote jokes. But yeah, i had a blast. And then, it was so funny, because i think you hosted the emmys, didnt you . You were seth yeah. You were brilliant. I thought it was i thought you were seth thank you absolutely brilliant. But, you probably put a lot of work in. And i heard that most presenters, like, they really work hard for weeks. They have a team of writers, and they go in, you know, a few weeks before and out again. I cant do that because i live in london. So, i turned up the day before with like a piece of paper and ive got about 20 jokes, all right . And all you have to do, i dont show it to anyone, i dont have to, i dont rehearse or anything like that. But, i do have to show it to a lawyer just to make sure i dont break the law and libel anyone or, you know, break taste and decency. And i never have ive always read it to a lawyer, you know, an hour before and theyve gone, yeah, thats fine thats fine. This time i went into the room and there was about 15 now, i dont know if that was theyre getting more nervous about me or the times have changed, you know. Seth sure. But, obviously networks are very nervous and this is like prime time, you know it goes out 5 00 p. M. In l. A so anyway so i do the monologue. Its a tough crowd, 15 executives and some lawyers right . But, i do it, and its fine. You know, they say that there was you know, there was an isis joke about they sign up to a streaming service. They do anything, these actors there was a thing about sweat shops, and i went, yes, thats fine fair satire. There was a joke about the two popes film being a pedophile movie. They went, fine. The big discussion was the riff on the movie cats. Seth sure. So, dame judi dench, said it was the role she was born to play cause she likes nothing more than plumping herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her own minge. Now, they worried about minge, right . I said, its a british term its a cute term its not offensive at all. Its not a swear word. They went, oh, okay. And then, one of them looked it up and said, it says vulgar term for vagina. And i went, well, all slang is going to be its a vulgar term, isnt it . I said, what can i do . And the lawyer went, you can say vagina. And i went, im not going to say vagina thats worse thats so clinic im not taking judi dench. And he went, th i might be all im trying to do is them not bleep it, because it sort of ruins it so, i persuaded them that minge was fine, okay such a weird we went through, i said, what about flange . And they went, oh, thats a part that will confuse people. So, im desperate. So, we settle on minge right . And they said they wouldnt bleep it and they still did but, i knew they would, so i pointed. So seth a workaround. You found a workaround [ laughter ] so, you know, when i host award shows, you know, theres so much discussion about whats too far, whats not too far i assume that you, even if when youre working by yourself, you have to know that people expect you to have at least two or three twopart jokes are those fun to look for . Yeah, i mean, i think you can do it i think you can do it in general you can go to the elephant in the room if something really awful has happened and its and im going to go after their behavior, like i did the joke about felicity huffman, you know, making the number plates again, its those things that, you know, are in the room, and theyre fine i try and go for their, as i say, their behavior in general and i go after hollywood pretension, you know and this year i thought, i went after the fact that a hypocrisy, i guess, that people were tired of being lectured by people are tired of being told to recycle by someone who came to that gig in a limo and got a private jet to the limo. So, i sort of did that angle but, ive got nothing against anyone there and you sort you sort of build to it. And i think if youre going after the people in the room in front of them, i think thats enough i think thats exciting enough for people you dont have to go crazy and really undermine the moral fabric of america. Youre teasing rich people who are winning awards, you know its not a room of Wounded Soldiers these are theyre fine. Theyre fine seth well, its always fun watching you do it and we will be right back with more Ricky Gervais le the weekend. With jimmy dean simple scrambles. Made fresh with two real eggs, sausage n cheese. And ready in seconds. Why dont you put a sunday morning shine on tomorrow mornings breakfast. Impressive. There is one more thing. Ah. Jake from state farm. Heres the dealwith the drive safe and save app youll also get rewarded for being a safe driver. Like a Good Neighbor state farm is there. Dry spray dries in an instant. Leaving these men with nothing to do in this ad. 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Anthony . Umph at tmobile, taxes and fees are included. And right now, when you switch your family, get 4 lines of unlimited for just 35 a line. Seth were back with Ricky Gervais. And its Star Wars Day its may the 4th are you excited about may the 4th, ricky its a date, isnt it im im always excited. Im excited about every day. Every i celebrate every day [ light laughter ] i dont know how long ive got left so its like, every day becomes a bigger percentage of my time left on earth. So i celebrate it more and more. Seth you i want to congratulate you on the Second Season of after life. This is a fantastic show its really funny but its also about you know, its about things like depression, addiction, just in general, mortality. Is this always i mean, obviously, you know, i think from watching your comedy, people have always thought these are interesting to you was it an undertaking, to sort of write about it . I guess ive always been attracted to boo subjects as a comedian, particularly standup i like to do that because i want to take the audience to a sort of scary place so i think thats fun for me i think comedians in general sort of like doing that. We like being scary to some extent and comedy is a relief, isnt it its like, i want to take you to a scary forest and out through the other side and its all sunny and lovely everything ive done has been vaguely existential. You know, the office is about being in making the most of your life. Derek was about the end of your life. And this is explicitly its about, you know, losing the love of your life and i suppose ask the big question, if you lose everything, is life still worth living and that was the sort of the jumpingoff point, really. A man who loses everything, hes gonna kill himself but the dogs hungry he doesnt he decides to punish the world so thats the high concept of it and then i think it was because after the first season, ive never had a reaction like it people writing me letters,in th and saying, h,my brother three i liked the fact there was this show about grief and depression. And they, you know, they they like the character, they identify with the character. So i thought then i would have to treat it with, you know, a lot of respect thats why he couldnt just get better so hes going through the seven stages of grief. And so were watching his journey. And hes trying to be well and hes trying to be a good person but hes really hurt. And that sounds really dark and depressing but actually its quite uplifting because, you know, hes got a nice bunch of friends and family but hes wounded. And the comedy comes from that as well, because he says and does what he wants now he thinks hes got nothing to lose so i suppose we sort of live vicariously through his candor hes so free and hes only burdened by conscience and doing the right thing. So thats thats the conflict hes a nice man whos lost everything and hes angry and hurt. And what better subject for comedy seth i one of the most interesting comparisons for me is, because he presents as someone who doesnt need anything, its really funny to watch you play him because i do consider david brent to be the person who presents as the most needy person in the world. And so it is a really interesting just to compare the two side by side is obviously a very different performance style. Well thats it, because david brent, the big joke ther is his blind spot. Were laughing at the difference between how he sees himself and how we see him, you know hes a buffoon who wants to be taken seriously. And thats the static of the comedy its an ordinary guy trying to do something theyre not equipped to do, and thats whats funny i suppose tony in after life is sort of the opposite. Hes very selfaware he knows whats going on and he hates it and thats sort of interesting too. But i suppose i suppose youre right, the big where theyre similar and why were all similar is that deep down, we all want to be loved. And we all need a hug whether we admit it or not. And i think that its breaking this he tried to turn himself into a psychopath so he wouldnt feel pain but he cant because hes not a psychopath. So thats the thing theyve got in common, really. As i say, everyone has we all want to be loved, deep down seth you another thing consistent ive always found about your shows is theres always like one or two people in the casting that i feel like if it wasnt for you finding them, would never have been on television and it strikes me that you have gone out of your way to cast people that looked and behaved like regular people. Exactly and its so funny, because i sometimes get comments, like, what freaks, what a freak show on telly well, no, theyre only a freak show compared to people like brad pitt and, you know, tom cruise but thats what most english people look like they look more like the people i cast thats normal here we are a freak show. So seth yes thanks for bringing that up seth its an antidote to downton abbey. Anyone whos watching downton abbey, thinking thats how england is, just check out afterlife. And you might this might be the first show that you will do a third season of. Are you are you actively considering that yeah. Again, you know, i even did the first season like it could end there in case i got knocked over by a bus but it went down really well it was the mostwatched british sitcom in the world, apparently. I think thats a r i cant take credit for that, really but people enjoyed it, so i did a second because i really i loved writing it i loved directing it i loved the cast so i think for the first time ever, i might do a third but its got to go down the storm again. I dont want to do an unwanted encore just because i can get paid but it seems to be it seems to be on the cards if things carry on like they are, yeah, probably a third season seth well, thats really exciting congrats on season two its always wonderful to see you. Thanks for being here, ricky cheers. When new smartphones are expensive, the family has to share one. 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C. , florida or your cousin doug who is not a reliable source on facts, the coronavirus hasnt gone away in california, weve bent the curve like a thick necked bodybuilder on venice beach but unfortunately the virus is still here just like devin nunes who recently started podcasting from his house with his laptop perched on what appeared to be a squatty potty. How apropos. And again, let me stress that as a gavin, it brings me no joy to attack a devin were supposed to be natural allies in fact, the gavins and devins were two of the founding clans of california. And it was a caveman gavin who first uttered to a caveman devin the now famous california line, sup, bro. Moving on, the california weather continues to be absolutely stellar and i know people are eager to go out, get their grub on, do some maxin and also a good deal of relaxin. But stayathome orders are still in effect. Some californians continue to thumb their noses at these orders which are intended to save lives but this virus is like the movie point break. Its going to stand the test of time and its nothing like the remake of point break. It came out in 2015 without most people even noticing it was a thing. Now, i dont watch a lot of tv because im the governor, and i have more important things to do but ive noticed that the president isnt the only one who has received National Coverage of his Daily Press Briefings new York Governor Andrew Cuomo has also become a ubiquitous presence on the boob tube. And ive been told many consider him the hot governor and dont get me wrong, hes a handsome man but if you think hes the hot governor, all i have to say is, look. Thats it. Just look. Ill give you a few seconds. I dont get it is it a time zone thing . Because if you think hes hot, just wait three hours. Again, goodlooking guy. Were all Wearing Masks here, not blindfolds, right . But back to the matter at hand in order to track potential coronavirus outbreaks, please be on the lookout for symptoms such as fever, sore throat or loss of taste. An example of loss of taste would be thinking andrew cuomo is hotter than me. If you think that, even for a second, get yourself to the e. R. We are going to get through this you know, back in the 1800s, Horace Greeley said, go west, young man. Go west. And sure enough, californias golden coastline was waiting for those brave souls willing to make the journey and it will still be here after this is all over and to devin nunes, maybe you want to go just a little further west maybe you walk into the pacific and keep going destiny calls, broham all right. Stay safe. Stay home. Stay gold. Seth well be right back with more late night. Keep it clean with the roomba robot vacuum. Only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber brushes to clean all your floors. 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Prescription dovato is for adults who are starting hiv1 treatment and who arent resistant to either of the medicines dolutegravir or lamivudine. Dovato has 2. Medicines in. 1 pill to help you reach and then stay undetectable. So your hiv can be controlled with fewer medicines. While taking dovato. You can take dovato anytime of day,. With food. Or without. Dont take dovato if youre allergic to any of its. Ingredients or if you take dofetilide. If you have hepatitis b, it can change during treatment with dovato and become harder to treat. Your hepatitis b may get worse or become lifethreatening. If you stop taking dovato. So do not stop dovato. Without talking to your doctor. Serious side effects can occur, including allergic reactions,. Liver problems, and liver failure. Lifethreatening side effects include lactic acid buildup and severe liver problems. If you have a rash and other symptoms of an allergic reaction,. Stop taking dovato and get medical help right away. Tell your doctor if you have kidney or liver problems,. Including hepatitis b or c. One of the ingredients in dovato may harm your. Unborn baby. Your doctor may prescribe a different medicine. Than dovato. Your doctor should do a pregnancy test. Before starting. Dovato. Use effective birth control. While taking dovato. The most common side effects are headache, diarrhea, nausea, trouble sleeping, and tiredness. So much goes into who i am. And hope to be. Ask your doctor if starting hiv treatment with dovato is right for you. Seth we got all new shows this week with great guests. Well have nathan lane, ice cube, massachusetts congresswoman Ayanna Pressley and my day drinking buddy, the great Kelly Clarkson plus all new closer looks. Well be right back with more late night. And. Lets get started. music fades in hey hi 16. laughter how many pints of iced tea are left in the pitcher . Times. Ten. So, wait. Do you want to show us the continents on the. No. It is not going good. My mom is getting stressed out. speaks hebrew mommas tired. I, im, like. Woooo. screams sighs heavily so, starting just quickly by breathing in. I never thought id say this, but i kind of miss school the teachers, i mean, yall are gifted people i thank you so much for what youre doing. Their investment into our children is beyond what we can even imagine. Appreciate all that you do. Seth tonight id like to close with a segment called who i miss, in which i will tell you about crew members who with each passing day i realize i cannot do without. They are happily safe and healthy at home, but they are not with me. Seth i miss gene kelly gene kelly is one of our camera men. Hes also not this gene kelly. A comedy writers dream is a person with the same name as a famous person that looks nothing like that famous person. Another comedy writers dream is when that person has a milliondollar voice genes voice is so good, that hes been put in multiple sketches over the years. Heres one where he puts me to sleep. The show is over, suns gone down our sleepy host must rest his precious crown seth gene also has a very recognizable warm and loving laugh. Its a laugh i love to hear yet for some reason gene will often be the only one laughing at a joke that i tell in front of a studio audience. So, its just me, bombing with a joke, followed by what is clearly gene chuckling from behind the camera. I always thought there was no sound quieter than just gene laughing until i started doing shows in my attic. The point is, i miss gene. Seth i want to thank my guest, Ricky Gervais i want to thank my brother, josh meyers. I want to thank my friends, fred armisen and the 8g band stay tuned for lilly singh. Stay safe. Wash your hands. We love you. Lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh im trying my best to keep up with todays slang. The most popular slang terms are thirsty, basic, and on fire. [ cheers and applause as in im so thirsty, because the world is basically on fire [ laughter ] [ a psychoanalyze each other. How does this photo make you feel cheesy. Lilly cheesy those are postit notes, i think. Mmhmm but it looks like cheese to me lilly this remind you of anything a time in your life . When i ordered a Grilled Cheese sandwich. [ laughter ] i think you should come with a warning like a mattress. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] lilly i think theres also a deep need for attention and rati rating theres tv, and then theres the best Entertainment Experience. Xfinity x1. Hello lilly lilly dr. Phil, im so glad youre here. Whats up lilly thank you. Sorry, im just in the middle of getting my hair done were almost done, though. Yeah, well, must be nice. I dont really have that problem. Lilly aw dr. Phil, yeah, i guess thats true you dont really get your hair done theres really no way to get wild with this hubcap. Lilly thats not necessarily true ill tell you what, nathan, why dont you work some of your magic. Yeah, lets do it yeah. Good luck. Lilly hello fabio [ screams i dont know. Lilly i mean, come on. You look like a total philf. A phil id like to [ bleep ] bangs . Yeah, why not. Youll look like you play the ukulele. Dr. Phil nah, more like dr. Sia [ screams what do you think lilly yeah, someone direct us to a chandelier come on. She bangs she bangs how do you feel . I feel like a poodle whose owner went broke