Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim belushi. Star of hbos succession, actress sarah snook. Author of must i go, yiyun li. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and no Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My parents are visiting me right now. So im doing great even though im apparently a little skinny and i curse too much and isnt it a little early for a cocktail, seth and anyway, lets get to the news during a press conference yesterday, President Trump claimed that the 1918 spanish flu probably ended world war ii. Are you kidding . They were more than two decades apart. I know you dont think thats a big difference, but it is. It is. Thats right, President Trump claimed that the 1918 spanish flu probably ended world war ii despite the two events happening more than two decades apart. Look, i get it its confusing were in the year 2020 and somehow the only band on tour right now is smash mouth i mean, the years start coming and they do
From rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests mike tyson, adam devine, musical guest chronixx, and featuring the legendary roots crew, and now heres your host. Jimmy fallon thank you very much, everybody and welcome to the tonight show. Im jimmy fallon today is july 27th and you know what that means 99 days. 99 days 99 days away from the president ial election. Thats right. We are just 99 days away from election and just 100 days away from President Trump declaring the results invalid. Just 99 days, or as one person put so much hacking, so little time trump thinks 99 days and plenty of time to get his campaign in shape. Hes like someone looking in the mirror going i still have time to get ready for swim suit season thats like an entire baseball season plus 96 days. Yeah, 99 days doesnt seem like that much. Then again the last 99 days have felt like 900 years. The clock is ticking on trumps chances to
From Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon join jimmy and his guests will arnett Michaela Coel. H. E. R. The legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy we have two special guests, good to see you, guys. Welcome back thank you, everyone, for tuning in welcome to tthe tonight show. Lets get to some news everybody is talking about this. Yesterday President Trump did an interview on fox news where he again tried to defend his own Mental Fitness by explaining the cognitive test that he took, watch this. 30 or 35 questions. I like a memory question its like youll go person, woman, man, camera, tv so lets say could you repeat that so its person, woman, man, if you get it in order, you get extra points okay, now hes asking you other questions. Give us that again person, woman, man, camera, tv its actually not that easy, but for me it was easy jimmy we could have shown you more but our show is only an hour what is he d
Quote, strong focus on the china virus, including scheduled meetings on vaccines, our economy and much else. He then ran the tweet by his proofreader, brett favre looks good lets hit the back nine. President trump mocked joe biden on twitter yesterday after the former Vice President mistakenly referred to arizona as a city, when everyone knows its two cities Everything Else is rest stops. That joke was written by arizonas own alex bays. President trump toured an Innovation Center in North Carolina today said employees, sir, we have so much more to show you than the door. This is incredible. It opens like ma i am not touching anything. No button, no handle it knows im here. And in an interview yesterday, House Speaker nancy pelosi criticized president trumps handling of the coronavirus pandemic and called him mr make matters worse so i guess i have to come up with a new nickname for my penis. What the kids are here . They really they really shouldnt be within earshot for the monologue.
Announcer frockefeller center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests seth rogen. Chiwetel ejiofor musical guest Alanis Morris sit. Featuring the legendary roots crew now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, thank you very much thank you very much. Hey. Oh, thank you so much. Nice to see you. Thank you for tuning in and watching the tonight show, everybody. Nice to see you, roots i had a dream about you last night, qwest. Me . Jimmy indian food, which i love. My favorite. Noit ends its not bad. It was just an odd dream so i had chicken vindeloo, super spicy, im not afraid. I dont know if my brain can handle it. I went to sleep. This is my slumber everything was great then i started having my dreams. We were doing the show in the middle of the show, it was back when we had the crow. In the middle of the show you stop me, jimmy, stop, i got to show you something i go, whats up . You walked around behind the drums, be