Was still there. During an oval office event yesterday, President Trump called the coronavirus the invisible enemy, and said he views the virus like a war in other words, safely from thousands of miles away. Thats right, President Trump called the coronavirus the quote, invisible enemy. But to be fair, thats also what he calls the little piece of lettuce they try to hide in his burgers. Nice try, invisible enemy. After declaring yesterday National Nurses day, President Trump met with a group of nurses in the Oval Office Said trump, i just want you guys to know, you are my favorite category. German chancellor Angela Merkel announced yesterday that the country would begin the next phase of reopening from the coronavirus pandemic and this is cool, she might finally get to see her hairstylist. If we cant i know, but if we cant joke about that now, i dont know what else is there for us . Secretary of state mike pompeo is reportedly planning to travel to israel next week for a 24hour visit a
Oklahoma, and drew a smaller than expected crowd. Yeah, ill say this doesnt even look like a rally. This looks like the meeting to plan the rally all right, dave, youre in charge of lights and, bob, your team will handle sound. Okay, everybody. Everybody good lets rehearse the water drinking good job all right. I mean, still looks like a huge effort mentally. But, you know, its definitely progress during his Campaign Rally on saturday night, President Trump said that he told officials in administration to slow down coronavirus testing because of the rising number of cases so they slowed it down the best way they knew how. By adding a ramp [ laughter ] during his Campaign Rally in tulsa over the weekend, President Trump referred to the coronavirus as the, quote, kung flu. Man, just when you thought he couldnt get any worse why did you think that President Trumps Campaign Manager Brad Parscale yesterday denied reports that antitrump people in social media were responsible for the lower t
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, joins jimmy and his guests Charlize Theron Governor Andrew Cuomo musical guest Little Big Town and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi, everyone and welcome to the tonight show. As you can see, we are back in the studio at 30 Rockefeller Plaza here in new york city. And as a new yorker, i want to say thank you to everyone who helped get us back to where we are now. Wearing masks, social distancing, washing hands, quarantining, it all helps and to all the states going through the tough parts right now, our friends in florida, arizona, texas, california, all over the south, i know how hard it is. And im not going to lie to you, its rough. But i guess im here to show you that there is a light at the end of the tunnel if we all do our part to keep each other safe i dont know if anyone else feels this way but normalcy, any type of n
Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. Thats right, joe biden appeared on snapchats daily political show yesterday they were only able to tell it was joe biden from the thumbprint the fbi has seized the cell phone of republican senator richard burr as part of an investigation into whether he used information from a coronavirus intelligence briefing to sell stocks. Its also incriminating that right after the meeting, he signed up for netflix and hulu so, he knew something was coming according to a new report, amazon founder jeff bezos could become the worlds first trillionaire by 2026 so, i guess it wont be long before amazon stops selling pitchforks and torches in a new interview, President Trump claimed that his critics would like to keep the country closed during the coronavirus pandemic to damage him politically. I mean, if anyone wants to damage you, they dont have to keep the country closed. They just have to keep your mic open and, those are my thoughts about that can som
While my wife and dog and kids are safe and cozy on the inside and i hope that you are safe and cozy on the inside of your home its a great day to stay at home we have a fun show tonight Blake Shelton is here, Country Music legend why was i doing that what was i proving by being nothing. I was proving nothing by being outside. Anyway, im inside now and i hope you guys are inside as well, safe. Blake shelton is on the show tonight. Hes doing a song with gwen stefani to close out the show called nobody but you off of his album, fully loaded. He his Charity Tonight is musicares. Theyre doing something for people in the Music Industry affected by covid19 its a Great Charity thank you for being here, blake. Also from saturday night live, you know him, you love him, hes also in Trolls World Tour, Kenan Thompson is here tonight. [ clapping ] we love kenan. And his charity is nokidhungry. Org. And then later well be playing a game, an online game called quiplash, which i love all right, lets s