Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Senator Kamala Harris. Head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, pete carroll an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night everyone i hope you all had a good weekend, and i really hope that was the weekend. There is just no way to know lets get to the news. President trump announced yesterday he will not be able to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at a new york yankees game next month because of his, quote, strong focus on the china virus, including scheduled meetings on vaccines, our economy and much else. He then ran the tweet by his proofreader, brett favre looks good lets hit the back nine. President trump mocked joe biden on twitter yesterday after the former Vice President mistakenly referred to arizona as a city, when everyone knows its two cities Everything Else is rest stops. That joke was written by arizonas own alex bays. President trump toured an Innovation Cen
Quote, strong focus on the china virus, including scheduled meetings on vaccines, our economy and much else. He then ran the tweet by his proofreader, brett favre looks good lets hit the back nine. President trump mocked joe biden on twitter yesterday after the former Vice President mistakenly referred to arizona as a city, when everyone knows its two cities Everything Else is rest stops. That joke was written by arizonas own alex bays. President trump toured an Innovation Center in North Carolina today said employees, sir, we have so much more to show you than the door. This is incredible. It opens like ma i am not touching anything. No button, no handle it knows im here. And in an interview yesterday, House Speaker nancy pelosi criticized president trumps handling of the coronavirus pandemic and called him mr make matters worse so i guess i have to come up with a new nickname for my penis. What the kids are here . They really they really shouldnt be within earshot for the monologue.
President trump today tweeted fdrs quote about pearl harbor Remembrance Day incorrectly. The correct quote is, a date which will live in infamy. As opposed to what trump wrote. [ laughter and applause ] he got the heart of it, just not according to the new york post, host matt lauer plans to disappear, play golf and stay in the hamptons after being fired. You hear that, donald . If you let us fire you for Sexual Harassment, your life will be exactly the same. [ cheers and applause ] exactly the same. Less meetings. Google has begun offering a new search feature that shows videos of celebrities answering commonly asked questions about themselves. For example, if you type in can donald trump do a sean connery impression, it gives you this. God bless, the united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth united states. Sean connery sean connery, and bless the united states. White house press secretary, Sarah Huckabee sanders responded to speculation about President Trump slurring h
Of my ability. Heather teeon, at halftime, dan quinn said to your guys this will come down to final two minutes of this game. How did the defense clamp down in the final minutes. We always got our brothers backs. They go out there and they pass the baton to us. Thats how we roll. Mchk congrats on great win. Mike. Mike okay, heather, thank you. Detroit, green bay and dallas fans. We have seven teams in the afc that have it a wins. Theyre at 66. Little separation in this very big separation week within the nfc. Cris ill say this about the nfc i cant wait to watch the playoffs. Twos the best team . You know what i mean, its the you have to figure out exactly as they jockeying around this week in particular, theyre all sort of playing each other again. Mike thats right. The one team thats not playing an nfc heavy weight is seattle and they go to jacksonville. This will sort out. Atlanta gave themselves a chance to repeat as division champions. Cris the game was relatively sloppy tonight. Y
Support donald trump to decide between trump and himself. Take a look. And any fan of mine whose a supporter of his, im drawing in the sand a line youre either for or against and if you cant decide who you like more and youre split on who you should stand beside, ill do it for you with this. [ cheers and applause ] seth powerful stuff. Powerful stuff. [ applause ] and i was inspired by that so tonight i say to any fans of this show who are also big fans of donald trump, its time to make a decision, guys. Get off the fence. [ cheers and applause ] do you support him or do you support this show that constantly mocks and denigrates everything about him . I know its a tough call. But the time has come to make a decision. Now, im not much of a rapper, but here it goes. [ cheers and applause ] my name is seth and im here to say if you like trump then go away. [ cheers and applause ] lets get to the news, everyone. Thats going to cost us. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning tweeted, quo