Quote, strong focus on the china virus, including scheduled meetings on vaccines, our economy and much else. He then ran the tweet by his proofreader, brett favre looks good lets hit the back nine. President trump mocked joe biden on twitter yesterday after the former Vice President mistakenly referred to arizona as a city, when everyone knows its two cities Everything Else is rest stops. That joke was written by arizonas own alex bays. President trump toured an Innovation Center in North Carolina today said employees, sir, we have so much more to show you than the door. This is incredible. It opens like ma i am not touching anything. No button, no handle it knows im here. And in an interview yesterday, House Speaker nancy pelosi criticized president trumps handling of the coronavirus pandemic and called him mr make matters worse so i guess i have to come up with a new nickname for my penis. What the kids are here . They really they really shouldnt be within earshot for the monologue. Its a late night show, so thats right, mr. Make matters worse. That is a terrible nickname. Sounds like the name of a taylor swift song that wasnt good enough to make the album. And you know what you call a taylor swift song that isnt good enough to make the album . Probably an excellent, excellent song washingtons nfl Team Announced last week they will be called the Washington Football Team until a permanent name is chosen they also introduced their new mascot mascot thats right washingtons nfl team will now be called the Washington Football Team, and i would make fun of their lack of originality but, you know, im not really one to judge north korean officials have reportedly put a city on lockdown after the first possible coronavirus case in the country. What a shame for residents who can no longer enjoy the typical freedoms of living in north korea. During an interview la w his life before becoming president and bragged that he was, quote, in so many rap songs, like 79 or something, adding, at least, i assume juicy was about me. Of course, you should know that i never under any circumstances ate sardines for dinner. And if you dont know, now you know. Fox sports announced last week that it will add a virtual crowd to baseball games and will include animated fans. Thats right it will feature every type of mlb fan, including bored man, bored woman, guy who misses every play because hes on his phone, kid whos only going to catch a ball if an adult feels bad and gives her the one they just caught, and, of course, man clearly cheating on his wife today was bagpipe appreciation day, and i hate to break it to you, pal, but i think they are clapping because its over anyway, appreciate you a couple in minnesota were kicked out of a walmart over the weekend for wearing a facemask with nazi symbols. Man, where do you go when you get kicked out of walmart . Thats like auditioning for a porno and not getting the part and finally, cheezits has announced a new partnership with a winery to offer a combined box of wine and cheezits. Now all you need to find is someone to break up with you honey, you can let the kids back in the monologue is over. I would say it was fine. It was a fine one. We got a great show for you tonight. I will be talking to senator Kamala Harris, plus the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, pete carroll, will be here but first, a closer look. Seth hello, and welcome back to the captains quarters. Its monday, which means my hair has had another weekend to grow, and while i am aiming for the steff, James Spaders iconic haircut from pretty in pink, i might be backing into james van der beeks do from dawsons creek. Now, ive never seen dawsons creek. I didnt even know it was a tv show i just assumed it was a meme that best exemplifies how i feel all the time but my wife is a creek freak who is currently rewatching it on her phone every night in bed, and i have one big observation based on my introduction to the show the other characters say dawson a lot like even when its a two person scene, they start every sentence with dawson, and, look, joey, jen, i am not telling you how to live your life, but he knows youre talking to him. There is no one else in the room also jen, everyone knows you used to live in new york city. Let it go. Did you watch dawsons creek, sea captain . Im team pacey. Seth of course you are now where were we . Oh, right, the real world. As the coronavirus pandemic continues to spiral out of control, a morally and intellectually bankrupt Republican Party is squabbling over cutting Unemployment Benefits for outofwork americans while sending secret police to American Cities and whining about cartoons for more on this, its time for a closer look. And i am glad its time because i dont wanna wait seth were less than 100 days away from the president ial election and more americans now say that the country is on the wrong track than at any point in Donald Trumps presidency. We have got an outofcontrol pandemic, the worst unemployment in nearly a century, an epidemic of racist police brutality, and a looming eviction crisis. But dont worry. The Trump Administration will protect your cartoons and your toys he is also appalled by cancel culture, and cancel culture specifically as it pertains to cops we saw a few weeks ago that paw patrol, a cartoon show about cops was canceled, the show cops was canceled, live pd was canceled lego halted the sales of their Lego City Police station seth paw patrol and legos make sense, i guess, coming from a guy who loves rockets, trucks and mr. Potato dead. Anyway, i guess we know now what trump does with all that free time on his schedule i dont like this recycling pup, rocky. I think hes part of the deep state. Kayleigh kayleigh, send the secret police to Adventure Bay and get me some more legos, kayleigh i stuck one up my nose to stop the coronavirus. Fauci, by the way, did you get my email about legos up the nose maybe stopping the virus okay i love your thoughts on that you are my best friend, fauci. You know what i call us . Turner and fauch i am going to make tshirts. Anyway, this is where the Trump Administration and the Republican Party are at, whining about cartoons and legos while sending secret police to gas moms and vets and arguing that slavery was a, quote, necessary evil. A sitting United States senator said that. At least i think tom cotton is a senator. He looks like the confederate slender man. Seriously, these guys just keep coming up with winners i mean, whats next . Is trump going to Say Something nice about an alleged sex trafficker and predator who was arrested by the fbi at a remote oh, yeah, yeah oh, right. They really think Americans Care about paw patrol and legos i guess they figure if you are out of work and quarantining at home to avoid the deadly virus they failed to stop, youll need something to keep you entertained. President trump is working hard to make sure that outofwork americans who lost their Health Insurance and are facing eviction have cartoons and legos to keep them occupied. And in lieu of the 600 unemployment benefit, we will be sending every american some playdoh and an outofwork tamagotchi and im sorry . The tamagotchi has died from the coronavirus. The craziest part of this though is that shes wrong. Neither paw patrol nor the Lego City Police station have been canceled. In fact, paw patrol actually had to tweet a clarification saying, no need to worry. paw patrol is not canceled. And thats great but, you know, they could also stand to be defunded a little. I mean, thats an awful lot of Tactical Gear for a town where the worst thing that ever happens is a missing chicken so the Trump Administration got factchecked by a childrens cartoon. And at this point, its not long before arthur shows up to a protest with a sign that says [ bleep ] trump. Seth, that reminds me, whats a sea captains favorite animal . Seth oh, i dont know, what is a sea captains favorite animal an arrrrdvark seth sea captain ha, ha, ha sorry. Seth so what was i talking about . Oh, right. Childrens cartoons. The point is this is what your government was talking about as a federal moratorium on evictions and a 600 unemployment benefit keeping millions of americans afloat both expired. And rather than rushing with extreme urgency to extend both programs, or, heaven forbid, make them permanent, republicans chose instead to dawdle as they bickered over ways to make the Unemployment Program both less generous and more complicated. Mitch mcconnell said a new stimulus deal could take a few weeks. Why . Just extend it now jobless claims went up for the First Time Since march, four million americans who do have jobs have seen a pay cut, 12 million are facing eviction as the moratorium expires. In oklahoma, more than 60 of unemployment applications havent even been processed, with hundreds of people sleeping in their cars or camping outside oklahomas unemployment offices. And in ohio, the city of columbus has turned part of its Convention Center into an evictions court. Well, you got to give it to trump, he finally filled an arena. Oh, and on top of that, nurses are wearing gowns without openings for hands and secret police are marching through the streets of portland tear gassing vets and moms while protesters play the imperial march from star wars. Seth thats a pretty great troll. Of course, if george lucas was involved, he would probably add in some unnecessary cgi and gratuitous pod race. So what was the president doing while the nation was crumbling you guessed it he was playing golf and smiling for photos with brett favre. Cheeseheads always loved favre, so it makes sense that ol cheese brain would, too. Also, whats going on here, man . He looks like he just crawled out of a vat at ace chemicals. This is how a dog smiles when they have their head out the window thats the face you make when you are trying to hold in a fart at a funeral not that i think trump would bother trying to hold it in. Whoa, whoo well, boy, if that doesnt wake him up, he is definitely dead. Although in fairness, its probably better when trump is golfing because then he is too busy to whine about cartoons and legos and statues. This bottomofthebarrel culture war bull[ bleep ] is the result of a Political Movement that is intellectually barren and morally bankrupt they have nothing to run on, no policies to champion, no achievements to tout so they think they can get voters to care about statues and cartoons its all they have left, and thats because americans know trump has failed its clear in poll after poll. All you have do is look at one of the dozens of other large developed countries that have successfully suppressed their outbreaks while keeping their economies largely intact south korea had their first case on the same day as ours and rapidly contained their outbreak the entirety of the eu with a much Larger Population has an average of just 81 deaths per day while we are at 1,000. Americans cant even go to canada or europe, which means for the first time this century, no one will take a picture trying to make it look like they are holding up the Leaning Tower of pisa. Americans can plainly see that things are not just bad, but getting worse while the rest of the world watches us with a combination of pity and horror and probably a little less surprise than we think it is so sad what is happening to your country. I know, its shocking, right . Yeah, shocking . I would not use this word. It is how do you say . To be expected. Weve seen our outbreak spiral out of control in a way thats even worse than the initial peak in april the White House National security advisor just tested positive Major League Baseball has an outbreak just days after starting its season. We are nearing a National Peak in hospitalizations. We recorded 1,000 new deaths a day for four Straight Days and labs across the country are once again facing long delays in testing thanks to supply shortages. Or, as one Public Health official put it, its like groundhog day. i feel like ive lived this day four or five months ago. Except in groundhog day, bill murray learned to play the piano and became a better person all ive learned is that doing a late night show in your attic is kind of like making a video will, except i am not of sound mind sure you are. Seth thank you, talking yard sale painting. Quarantine has lasted so long, ive come full circle and started watching tiger king again. Goi meana give joe exotic one more chance to convince me i am wrong. If you ask me what day it is right now, i would say januaugustober 67th. The only concrete day i can picture is the first day of school, and im terrified its not going to happen because instead of making a plan on how to get kids and teachers back safely, we prioritized opening a crunch fitness in gainesville. I hope you fellows got swole enough to make up for the fact that my kids cant count past seven. Seriously, we should have had testing figured out months ago that was the whole point of flattening the curve, to buy time for our policymakers to get a system of testing, tracing and isolation in place so we could contain future outbreaks remember that . When we all kept saying flatten the curve back when dr. Fauci was the one briefing the nation at press conferences instead of chucking a ball like your grandpa used to ill go get it, grandpa. Look both ways when you cross the street. And yet, the president and the gop have shown zero interest in fixing the problem in fact, trump is so deeply invested in his own political fortunes and so profoundly detached from reality, that he still thinks it would be better if we stop testing altogether and just let the virus rip through the country sickening people undetected. I personally think its overrated, but i am totally willing to keep doing it i am okay with it if they want to do it, but again, it makes us look bad but think of it. If instead of 50 million we did 25 million, we dont have the number of cases. The cases would be down. Here would be the normally headline not for me it wouldnt be. But for anybody else, theyd say cases cut in half. Seth for the millionth time, thats not how it works. The headline wouldnt be cases cut in half. At best, it would be Something Like, cases cut in half but everyone mysteriously coughing for some reason. Second, it doesnt just make you look bad it is bad. The cases are there making people sick in the real world whether you test for them or not. Just because you refuse to go to the dentist doesnt mean you dont have cavities. All we have to do is look at your face to know you just took a swig of ice water with a mouth full of rotten teeth and you can just sense their desperation as they grasp wildly for arguments even they must know are absurd. Take for example white house senior policy advisor and Edgar Allan Poe villain Stephen Miller [ thunder [ witch cackling ] to the last, i grapple with thee from hells heart, i stab at thee for heats sake, i spit my last breath at thee seth sea captain, what did i say about ahab references . Ah, well, you said dont be a moby dick. What are you doing, seth seth i am waiting for everybody to finish laughing haha, okay seth as a raging pandemic spiraled out of control, miller went on human money clip Tucker Carlsons show and compared the people pulling down confederate statues to confederates the Democratic Party for a long time, historically, has been the party of secession. What you are seeing today is the Democratic Party returning to its roots. These are mayors and governors that are saying the federal law, the u. S. Constitution, doesnt apply within the confines of our city and our citizens who will be held at the mercy of the mob and the administration of justice, the federal courthouse, will be allowed to fall under siege. And thats whats happening right now in portland. Seth so i guess that means Stephen Miller wants to build statues to democratic politicians . Cool, where do you want the joe biden statue how about on the acela or maybe on the debate stage with trump it probably wouldnt make much of a difference. Since im pretty sure bidens approach to the debates is known in oratorical circles as the statue strategy. Just stand as still as possible and let trump say a bunch of crazy things and melt down on his own. They want to take away your legos, your paw patrol, your beanie babies, your Yo Gabba Gabba but were not going to let that happen, folks. You can trust your very normal president. Seriously, you are calling democrats secessionists . You guys are the ones protecting the monuments of actual secessionists. Do they not teach history at your grave robbing school . The confederates youre defending were racist slavers ut since you were alive for it, im pretty sure when lee surrenderer was there popping out of his coffin the gop is totally and completely bankrupt, both morally and intellectually, and with less than 100 days before the election, theyre desperate. 150,000 americans have died, jobless claims are up again, an unemployment lifeline and Eviction Moratorium have expired and theyre talking about cartoons not only is the country in dire straits, but all of this makes us look bad seth this has been a closer look. Dozen seth so many new yorkers are turning to city harvest for helping feeding their families, and they need your support now more than ever there is a website below to donate we will be right back with senator Kamala Harris. Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. As a dependent because its inanimate people ask me what sort of a person should become a celebrity accountant. 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Theres a world of possibility that cant exist with you versus me. It will take work, thats indisputable. But oh man it could be beautiful. This world where we are we. seth we are very excited our good friend fred armisen is back leading the 8g band this week. I know its late at night. But if you could applaud very loudly, it would mean so much to him. Thank you. Our first guest is a United States senator from california here is my conversation with senator Kamala Harris. Seth senator, welcome back to the show how are you . Its great to be back with you, seth. I, you know, all things considered, im well you know, when one in five mothers in america is describing her children under the age of 12 as being hungry, im great. Seth i feel the same way when you put it in perspective i will say its a little strange. This is the second time you have been on the show since we have left the studio. Once i talked to you from my attic and now i join you from my inlaws house and i want to say it seems as though your colleagues in the capitol are Getting Better about Wearing Masks. Yes seth but do you still try to avoid them as much as possible given the opportunity . Now that you have a good reason to avoid them . I will tell you that i am still very vigilant about wearing i am now actually, i started to sometimes wear double masks. [ light laughter ] seth mmhm like, the medical one, you know, the blue one, and then, you know, whatever the cloth one is over. Yeah, they are wearing since the president started wearing a mask, ive noticed many more people are Wearing Masks so, thats interesting, isnt it seth well, you know, its more sad than interesting because, you know, president no matter who the president is, its a reminder that they can set a good example and its a shame it took this long. But i think what everybody was saying is when the person who is in charge does the right thing, its amazing how many people will follow that lead. Right and you are exactly right. I mean, that is the power of leadership, right . And it is it is incumbent on a person who has been elected a leader to actually understand the responsibilities of leadership and, of course, donald trump does not understand the responsibilities of leadership a real leader understands that their strength is in how they lift people up and not how they beat people down, and that is something donald trump has never seemed to understand since he took office. So thats why im voting for joe biden. Seth someone who i would imagine you believed did understand leadership, was your colleague john lewis i know he is lying in state now at the capitol can you speak about the example he set and your history with him . Yeah. I, um i remember having many conversations with him, but one in particular in his office, which was like a Civil Rights Museum because he has just lived a full life of service, right . And from the time that he was a student and a young man through just, you know, days ago and he was an American Hero to be sure, but one of the kindest people that you could meet i mean, seth, you know, the type of person who understands, again, that there is strength, their power because he was a very powerful man. But it wasnt that he demanded or carried power he just was power. He had powerful words. He had a power that was born out of a love of our country, a kindness, and that gave him power, and i am going to miss him so and, you know, one of the things that i dont think has come out as much about him, but i want to make a point of mentioning it, he was very encouraging of women, and women in the professions and women in leadership and so you can, you know, the stories of diane nash or even the stories that he would tell about the other women of the movement that inspired him, including rosa parks, was one of the first people in the movement who inspired him and im going to miss him greatly. And i guess in a short way of saying it, its this john lewis was about not only walking across theorhe sake of Voting Rights and the fight for equality in america. He was about building bridges. He wasnt about building walls he was about building bridges. He understood the connection between people, and he was a connecter. He connected the fight from the Civil Rights Movement in the 50s and 60s to what he did standing in the front of the line talking about what we need to do around immigrants rights, that its a civil rights issue he was a huge advocate and fighter for lbgtq rights and marriage equality. He transcended all these eras and periods of time, but always consistently fighting for equality and dignity for all people seth i know that you are now, as we speak of dignity for all people, oftentimes that is the case of having the money to support your family, put food on the table. You were debating the 600 that is about to expire right seth can you speak to why that number is both economically and morally sound, and also can you speak to the argument that, by giving americans money, we are disincentivizing them to return to a work force, even though those jobs, in most cases, arent there . So we have had over 40 Million People at one time or another in the last few months lose their jobs. Currently, we have a number of about 17 Million People are currently unemployed interestingly enough, 50 of African American workers are now unemployed since the pandemic. In june, seth, onethird of americans were not able to pay their housing costs, rent or mortgage one in five mothers, like i said earlier, is describing her children under the age of 12 as being hungry people are hurting in america, hurting deeply and so what i am proposing is that during the course of this pandemic, until we have seen our way out of it, there should be a moratorium on evictions, a moratorium on foreclosures, that there should be a moratorium, which means basically a pause on turning off peoples utilities, including their water service. Because by the way, people cant pay their water bills when they are not working, and you need to wash your hands to protect your family from the virus. So thats what my r. E. L. I. E. F. Act calls for, jus them just to the extent that we can, survive through the course of this pandemic so that at the end of it they can get back on their feet we dont want people to fall cracks because at some point we need to recover. So lets see people and carry them through the days and months to get on the other side a seth i do because obviously this is a very serious topic we are talking about but on a lighter side, i do want to compliment the r. E. L. I. E. F. Act is an acronym i want to make sure i get this right. Rent emergencies leave impacts on evicted families act. Who comes up with the acronyms, senator . [ light laughter ] there is like a whole group of people who work on those things its really kind of part of the funny art of the United States congress like, there are people who spend a lot of time coming up with these acronyms, and they are often very good, including seth i guess the goal of these acronyms is you want to make it so that, you know and this is either party would do this you try to name it something that you would shame your colleagues into voting against, Something Like the r. E. L. I. E. F. Act or the c. A. R. E. S. Act or i mean, it seems to me like you should try to make the h. E. R. O. E. S. Act. Seth the k. I. T. T. E. N. Act. Just anything. Right no, right. Like, i dont know that we have yet had the santa claus act, but i think you are raising a fair point. Seth yeah. I think but it is also about speaking to the values that are at play in the legislation and certainly with the r. E. L. I. E. F. 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It says that we should have things like a National Standard for excessive use of force so when a Police Officer uses excessive force, the question we should ask is not was that reasonable, which is what currently we ask, we should ask because you can reason away anything. We should be asking, was that necessary . We are saying that there should be independent investigations because the prosecutor who works with that Police Department every day will at least have an appearance of a conflict of interest, and we want to bring integrity to the system. So these are some of the things that were talking about, and, you know, people are marching in the streets by the hundreds of thousands if not millions. People who seemingly have nothing in common are joining together because they are now seeing in vivid detail, because of smartphones, what communities, and in particular the black community, has known for generations. And there needs to be accountability and consequence on this issue, and we dont need to study it. Weve studied it for generations. Emmett tills mother was trying to help us figure this out when she had the courage to leave that open casket to show the world the brutality that were talking about. We dont need to study it anymore. We need to act and thats what our legislation would do and so i encourage everyone to encourage Mitch Mcconnell to put it on the floor for a vote seth he seems to be a pretty easily convinced guy when it comes to bringing something to a vote [ light laughter ] old mitch just needs a little encouragement. Encourage him to pue t john lewis Voting Rights act on the floor for a vote so we can put teeth back into Voting Rights and make sure that the elections that we have coming up allow everyone to participate equally. Seth there i want to finish with this there is a short list. I dont know if you are aware of this there is a short list for vp and its like a list of names of people and some would say that you might be on that list. So do you want to give me a very safe answer that you might have preplanned that you give to people when they say, what would you would you want to be Vice President . [ laughter ] just make it sound let me read my answer seth there you go. Well just leave it at that. No, but let me no, let me say this let me say this. I am honored to be a part of this discussion, and i say this to you from the bottom of my heart and soul we have to elect joe biden the next president of the United States and i will do everything in my power regardless of where i am we have to elect him we cannot endure another four years of donald trump. We need a president who, at this moment in time, has compassion, who was empathy, who hsedignitd lifting up the dignity of others, somebody who fights for working families thats who joe biden is. I know joe this is literally who he is. And we need to save the soul of our country. We really do we need a president who cares about the people and loves the people but, you know, talk about john lewis lets connect these two things you know, part of the leadership in the past of john lewis is he was motivated by love. Seth well, i think that is a nice place to leave it thank you so much for making time for us again, senator thank you good to be here again. Seth have a great rest of your week. Take care seth well be right back with more late night. Did you know Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need . Given my unique lifestyle, thatd be perfect let me grab a pen and some paper. Know what . Im gonna switch now. Just need my desk. My chair. And my phone. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Scratch that, baby, im grateful. Gotta say, its really been a while. But now i got back that smile. 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Every day, day in and day out, with the players and youre not just trying to pass along information youre trying to keep them fired up and having fun, and staying engaged and all. So its been a real process. Weve taken an approach, lets make it as fun as can be and try to create ways to, you know, keep the interest going. And we really had a good run at it so were prepared, as were going to be virtual here when we come to camp in a couple of days and so, were prepared to do it. Seth yave hways been someone who is known for your optimism, known for your no, no way. No way seth yeah. Well, i would say that optimism is probably a pretty helpful tool right now you know, obviously, weve seen, you know, the nba is trying to make a go, the nhl, Major League Baseball started this week weve already seen, you know, in florida theyre having some issues right seth are you optimistic that the season is going to come off . Well, yeah. I dont have any other way of looking at it than like that, seth you know, thats the only way we go here. But i do think at a time like this, and through all of these times, that it is a tool that helps you. You know its a mentality its looking forward to something good is just about to happen, and that kind of thought process does help you. Were going to have to you know, everybody is missing out on their normal ways, and we have to overcome that kind of, you know, those challenges and we have to do it with attitude its really its about your attitude so for everybody its about our attitude. And we are going to try to really champion the cause, be forward thinking and positive, support one another and make the very best of this. And we are going to kick butt. Thats really the only way i know how to go about it. Seth you have this audible original called compete to create. This has always been or i should say its based on your philosophy, and this is not just a way for athletes to sort of maximize their potential, this is for everyone. How did you come up with this idea, and what made you want to get it out there for everyone to listen to . Well, its really just a its a illustration of, you know, of our philosophy and how weve approached, you know, our work for years and this is not new for us but i found that there was there was a lot of interest. And there have been people that have always been kind of clamoring for why are you doing what youre doing. We dont do things exactly the same as everybody else now you know, were a little different. And in that, you know, theres a way about us and theres a culture about us that a lot of people are interested in so weve created a little business and we have been helping some corporations and some people, you know, as we do our football, and this is on the side but we also thought it would be important to be able to hand it to more people if they want to so the audible original is something, you know, that weve created to really share our ideas and thoughts with people around the world if theyre interested so its not just about sports. You know, its about a lot of other things so its should be fun for people seth this season is also not just going to be about sports. We are going to be dealing with covid19, obviously, and were also going to have social justice issues which have been a part of, you know, the leagues history these last few years, but will definitely be at the forefront. How do you think everyone is going to deal with that . Do you think its going to be a sum positive for the league moving forward, the fact that it seems like at the commissioner level there is an embracing of the fact that these are important things we are talking about . Yeah. This were talking life now we are in the midst of a whole cycle that we are either going to do well with it or not. We have do well with it. So we have to stay on topic, we whether its dealing with the mentality of the pandemic and the covid thing. You know, thats about mindset, and we are going to be working hard at that but really whats coming at us here is way more in terms of equality, in terms of injustice that we see everywhere you know, we have just dived right into it with our players, as we always have, but even more so with a greater concern and a greater focus than ever. And i think thats a really good thing for us as we have to make progress here. So what were doing, seth, is we are going to just continue to keep it on the front of our minds and keep talking and keep sharing our ideas and sharing our stories. And communicating with everybody and making sure that we dont back away or lose sight of the fact that we have a lot to do here, and there is a lot of work to do, our players are extraordinary. The messaging that they can send out, what they stand for, what they have been through, how they can teach. Theyre a remarkable group, and we need them to make sure and stay, you know, vigilant and because this is something that isnt going away this is a lifetime commitment, i think, of turning things and we are going to do it by caring for people, and caring for one another, and showing how important it is to see and hear and feel, you know, everybody around us. So, were looking forward to the challenge of that. Its going to be a remarkable season its a remarkable year in so many ways that we need to take the challenge and do well with it so looking forward to it seth youre sort of known for a compassionate leadership style that is maybe not a stereotypical style that we think of when we think of football coaches do you find when players first come into your system that theyre a little taken aback by having a coach like you, or do they embrace it right away well, theres always a little bit of seemingly a little bit of anticipation of like, what am i getting into here what is this . You know, ive heard this and that about it. And so we try to shock the heck out of them from the moment that they get to us about the way we like to interact, the way we like to build our relationships, and count on one another and, you know, this is such a difficult challenge to bring all of these guys together to make a team and to go up against the extraordinary competition that we face, that it takes every single aspect of everything we from your heart and guys are tuned in and theyre connected and they learn to feel what it is to be a great teammate for one another, then you can do some great things. And thats the challenge we are up against every year. And if were not having fun, im screwing it up you know, so always remember that were playing football. And so i want to keep that in mind at all times and make it as good as we can for our guys. Hopefully, you know, well shock them a little bit, yeah. But were going to do some great things along the way, too. Seth youve managed to take from obviously, were, in normal times, a new yorkbased show new york used to be home of one of the best safeties in the nfl, and now i think hes a i think hes is it official now . Has he passed his physical is jamal adams officially a seahawk . Well, he did. He has, and hes flying today. So i dont know anything about his physical yet but, yeah, theres a lot of great things that have come out of new york. And so, hes kind of hes kind of been transplanted from dallas but he had his time there. Im really appreciative that they sent him up we are thrilled to have this player coming to u hes got an extraordinary ability level, but hes got a character. Hes got a personality hes got juice about him that can help other guys play well. So, you know, im pretty fired up about that. Our team is, as well and im hoping he will find a really good place for himself here in seattle. Seth well, i cant tell you how the things i realize are very important for my return to normalcy are that my kids can go to school and i can watch football on sunday i know one is more important than the other but rationally, it will be very important for me so i wish you and entire league the best of luck and its nice to have a coach that i know puts things like safety first, and thanks for making time for us all right, i appreciate it. Thanks, seth seth we will be right back with more late night. Falsies lash lift mascara from maybelline new york. The look of a lash lift without the salon hassle. Doublecurved lifting brush. Long, lifted volume. Falsies lash lift mascara. Only from maybelline new york. Seth i want to thank my guests senator Kamala Harris and pete carroll i want to thank fred armisen and the 8g band. Stayed tuned for lilly singh. Stay safe, wash your hands, wear a mask we love you. 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