Jimmy seriously, you know legendary roots crew we are in crazy times when the secret Service Needs protection from the president it is the tonight show at if you are worried about trumps safety, dont. Home edition hes fine. And now here is jimmy. While the agents are quarantined, trump will be guarded by eric and don jr. Using a pair of spongebob walkietalkies jimmy hi everybody and welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching it is thursday which basically means its friday, really. Right . Can you hear me . So, we made it through another week yeah. I am right next to you. Okay. Im so happy to anyone that is home and staying safe and wearing the masks and to anyone who is suffering with this awful pandemic well, a lot of people are blaming the Trump Administration for mishandling the virus. But not everything has gone wrong, right i wish you a speedy, speedy recovery a startling new report out today that more than 1 million dead americans got those pandemic stimulus chec
Week, we have all new shows as well we have the jonas brothers, ll cool j, melissa mccarthy, octavia spencer, halle berry its gonna be giant. So check out next week, all new shows, all new charities and stuff to talk about next week. So thank you so much we have a big show tonight hi hi. Jimmy we have a big show tonight. We have the one and only hugh jackman on the show tonight. Actors fund is his charity hes going with. We also have rose byrne. Her charity is foodbanknyc. Org and Bobby Cannavale actually shows up in her interview as well i will say, i baked bread with hugh jackman, which ive never done it was pretty fun. I have this scar to prove it that was my little battle scar from baking with hugh jackman. Wow jimmy yeah and then but rose byrne makes a cocktail using you know those syringes that come with baby advil . [ laughter ] ive never seen anything like it its great also we have kesha who we just love kesha. And here is her charity to raise money for crew live nation for cre
Jokes behind a desk while he listen to squirrels bang through the thin attic walls you know what . I might go for it. I might go for it, guys. Lets get to the news. President trump tweeted this morning, quote, buffalo protester shoved by police could be an antifa provocateur 75 yearold Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan Police Communications in order to black out the equipment. I watched. He fell harder than was pushed was aiming scanner could be a setup . Oh, my god whats wrong with you . You tweeted that thats not for twitter that kind of insanity clearly belongs on facebook. You know what this means for the next few days all 52 republican senators are going to be hiding in trumps bunker. Oh, we cant see tweets down here too dark i didnt see it House Democrats and Speaker Nancy Pelosi kneeled for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in a show of solidarity with protesters and im not sure thats the answer if this was their halloween costume, theyd be banned from the school year
To figure it out remotely this is an emotional milest oksg so it might be weird, and it might be rocky up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my you s but maybe a little less weird, and a little less rocky than the attic. But thats why im starting with this today, to thank you sincerely for sticking with us the world has changed since we started in 2014. Its changing right now. And if you watch this, it will continue to change, and we will be here to continue to talk about it i have so much more to say, but i need to stop now so i can turn the fan back on, because shoemaker was so right announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers regina king. Comedian and writer, amber ruffin all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers isode, which is strange because im pretty sure its our 10,000th episode from the attic lets get to the news. President trump traveled to dallas today for a fundraising dinner at a private home that is expected to r
Display over mt. Rushmore. New drizzle sauces from best foods so i guess my only question is, july 3rd were on the side of food. I know hes dumb, but does he really think the fourth of july is on the third of july. I can just see him hanging if yoyoull get 2 noyears or 20,000 miles from best foods around punxsutawney the day before groundhog day of scheduled carefree maintenance. Well, this rat is not coming 3 years or 36,000 miles of 24 7 roadside assistance. Out at all so i guess winters canceled . President trump claimed yesterday he had brought back 4 years or 50,000 miles bumpertobumper limited warranty. The lobster and fishing industry in maine after former president obama destroyed it and added, 5 years of connected services. Quote, enjoy your lobstering and fishing. And for 6 years you wont have paid any interest. Make lots of money. Okay, whats with the quotes around lobstering . Down the road, youll be grateful you sound like a fox news you bought a volkswagen today. Anchor t