From Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon join jimmy and his guests will arnett Michaela Coel. H. E. R. The legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy we have two special guests, good to see you, guys. Welcome back thank you, everyone, for tuning in welcome to tthe tonight show. Lets get to some news everybody is talking about this. Yesterday President Trump did an interview on fox news where he again tried to defend his own Mental Fitness by explaining the cognitive test that he took, watch this. 30 or 35 questions. I like a memory question its like youll go person, woman, man, camera, tv so lets say could you repeat that so its person, woman, man, if you get it in order, you get extra points okay, now hes asking you other questions. Give us that again person, woman, man, camera, tv its actually not that easy, but for me it was easy jimmy we could have shown you more but our show is only an hour what is he doing it sounds like someone playing charades after pounding chardonnay man, camera, woman, is it a book, is it a movie . I actually feel a lot better knowing that the president of the United States passed concussion protocol. It was impressive until they asked trump what he ate for lunch that day and he said, person, woman, man, camera, tv. I wish we could see trump answer some of the questions in written portions, because i know it looks like this. Yeah, thats it. The only five names trump couldnt remember were his kids. I want to say harry, zayn, niall, camera, tv. He was being interviewed by one of fox newss top medical contributors dr. Mark segal. Can we see his face when trump was talking . You can tell he was thinking, is he having a stroke, or am i . Yeah trump really seemed obsessed with those five words. It makes sense because it turns out he spent a lot of time studying for the test, check this out. Can you help us yeah. Can you say person, woman, man, camera, tv so its person, woman, man, camera, tv hooray person, woman, man, camera, tv again person, woman, man, camera, tv one more time person, woman, man, camera, tv he did it, we did it, yay because im doicognitively there. Jimmy we did it we did it listen to this earlier today joe biden released a video where he sat down with former president obama they talked about a range of issues like health care, the economy, and of course the covid pandemic you can tell theyre taking covid seriously because of how far apart they sat for the interviews this is real, take a look. Wow. Wow. Obama hasnt distanced himself from biden like that since the first ten democratic debate. Usually in a meeting this far apart, one person is stroking a cat while the other is being lowered into a barracuda tank. Last time you laugh with me, mr. Bond sports news, earlier tonight Major League Baseball made its official return, and its clear this seasons going to look pretty different. Stadium seats will be empty, replaced in some cities by cardboard cutouts. Celebrations will be distanced coaches will be masked jimmy yeah, baseball is back or as the president put it bat, glove, ball, hot dogs, tv fans have to stay home, but if you want to feel like youre there, spend 40 bucks on popcorn and have your kids spill half of it on the floor. The nba has sealed everyone in a bubble in one location, Major League Baseball is just like, lets see how this goes, baby this is interesting, though. Fox announced that theyre going to show cgi fans in the stands yeah that will be weird when a pitcher gets heckle by the cast of toy story. I dont i dont yeah, let it go, let it go. Let it go. Jimmy all right. Well all right. Here let me get this straight here oh, man jimmy dust off the old cliff claven impersonation washingtons nfl Team Announced a temporary name for this season. This just in, basically washington is going to go with an interim name during the 2020 season it will call itself the Washington Football Team ha ha ha jimmy what thats what they came up with . That name sounds like someone trying to talk about sports who knows nothing about sports i love the Washington Football Team of course i love the new York Hockey Club team too whats a good name the washington the Cherry Blossoms maybe it is hard, i dont know. How about the is there a team the cap the Washington Capitals jimmy yeah, there is a team, a great team. Yeah, great, thats what i thought. Jimmy Washington Capitals 2. Washington capitals part 2. Jimmy dude yeah, exactly finally, you guys, yesterday there was a crazy storm here in new york someone captured a Pretty Amazing moment at the statue of liberty, look at this. Whoa okay worst case, this damaged the statue of liberty. Best case, we freaky friday with canada im actually a little worried because ever since that happened, the only thing the statue of liberty can say is, person, woman, mask. We have a great show for you tonight, will arnett is here Michaela Coel is here. And she has over 7. 5 billion streams, h. E. R. Will be performing give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. Jimmy oh, man oh man, it feels good to be here. I got to tell you what happened last night, this is bizarre. After the show i got home. You know, pretty late, ready to go to sleep. I wanted to get in the Christmas Spirit because well, because i have a i have a kids book a Childrens Book coming out im thinking about doing something around the book. I wanted to look at a put a Christmas Movie on so i searched apple tv or netflix or something, looking for a movie. The first that comes up is christmas pen pal. A lifetime, you know, one of those movies i love those movies. I love the mushy, romantic, the corny, im all of that, i love it i put this thing on, this movie. Its great im watching it. And its sarah drew, who was on greys anatomy, shes great, i loved it acting was good. Michael gross who is always there for me, family ties. Watching the movie kind of getting ready to go to sleep, then this comes up. Ohoh. Then i get an offer on the apartment, insanely over asking price, youll never guess who the buyer was. Jimmy fallon. No way i love him oh, hes great, hes great. Really shy, if you can believe it jimmy wait, what the movies from 2018. Id never seen it before, i did not pick this thing. I was watching this like freaking out thought it was like either maybe i died i dont know maybe life isnt real . I go, what did i just hear my name . So im in this christmas pen pal. Its about a small town, they have like you dont want to hear the plot of the movie a small town, all the single people put their names, like pen names, they write love letters to each other, hoping to find love. Letters 2018 jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah a small town, yeah a post office and everything, the mailman. Hes single, he can get involved she has a pen name, stardust some other person has a name you dont know who kind of secret santa, called christmas cupid. Thats not the name, its called christmas pen pal. Anyway that comes on and the guys like, yeah, i sold an overpriced apartment, guess who, jimmy fallon he suckered me into buying an apartment. Then nice guy, i love jimmy. She said, i love him too he goes, hes actually shy in person i could be shy, sarah. Why cant i be anyway, the whole point of me bringing this up, lifetime, if youre watching, if you ever want to use my name, ever, for some casual background conversation or whatever, ambient noise over dinner, you have more than any permission, please put it in every holiday movie. You know who i just sold this tree to . Jimmy fallon 300 bucks, i ripped him off, unbelievable hey, hes pretty shy in person i loved it i thought that was just a bizarre thing. I had to talk about it i was like, this stuff that happens to me all the time, just weird stuff. Like the truman show or something. The tv, is it watching me . Crazy, man. Jimmy its the end of the week i want to catch you up with personal stuff, check my inbox, emails, i send out thank you notes. I was running a bit behind if you wouldnt mind, id like to write thank you notes right now. Can i get thank you note writing music, please . Jimmy you wouldnt believe who i ripped off. Who jimmy chili sal, i loved it, it was good, man i was going to watch the sequel ill stop talking. There was a sequel called christmas a la mode it wasnt a sequel, it was a guess hoy just sold the dessert to three scoops, i was laughing the whole time powerful, powerfully loud on that one, wow. Thank you, taylor swift surprise 2020 album, dropping at midnight, being the first time hearing surprise and 2020 in the same sentence hasnt made us all flinch thank you, taco bell, for retiring your sevenlayer burrito. Now if i want rice, beans, tomatoes, lettuce, sour cream, and cheese, ill just have to order literally any other menu item thank you, joe biden, for calling trump the first racist president. Or as nearly any other president would put it, yes, the first one. Thank you, socially distanced season of the bachelorette for making about as much season as a dry season of the jersey shore. Well, because theyre not you know but they might but they might theyre going to have to yeah. Jimmy good point people love people so why should it be you and i should get along hm hm ha ha ha jimmy no, no, no, just stop. Jimmy thank you, drivein movie theaters, for letting us watch movies the filmmakers intended, through a cracked windshield covered in bird poop. Think its a shark jimmy thank you, fake crowd noise at Major League Baseball games. Geez, how insecure are those players that they need artificial audience sounds [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy thats right real crowd, fake, i dont care, baseball is back, yall. I like that, actually. Baseball is back, yall. Qwest, can i get a beat . One two three four baseball is back yall i said baseball is back yall Green Monster 37 feet tall got to snap back its at the mall fauci threw the first pitch eating ice cream out a little helmet four balls means you walk and so does that trap call catchers and pitch eers pinchhitters i dance off with mascots but not with a mask off because baseball is back yall wow wow wow jimmy well be right back with more tonight show, everybody baseball is back its back its back its really back its back , with scam protection built into its core. Introducing, scamshield, free from tmobile. Get fewer scam calls. Period. With tmobiles supercharged network, you can say goodbye to annoying scam calls, and feel free to answer your phone again. Hello hey guys want to stack different pringles flavors to create new flavor combos . Here ill. Go first. Pizza, barbeque and jalapeno. The spicy barbecue pizza stack. Get him grandpa whats going on . Were trapped in a pringles commercial, they must have taken us in our sleep. Stack pringles flavors make new ones. My father my grandmother my brothers and sisters my friends for going back to school the bbq the lake the beach my place for my neighbors my community my people my country my home for him for her for them for you. [10th gen intel bong] hi. Whats on your mind . In. Can you help keep these guys protected online . Easy. Connect to the xfi gateway. What about wireless data options for the family . You can customize and save. What about internet speeds that can keep up with my gaming . Lets hook you up with the Fastest Internet from xfinity. And now with our stores reopening, were putting Healthy Practices in place. Come visit a store today. Stop in or book an appointment online at a time that works for you. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Ask. Shop. Discover at your local xfinity store today. Jimmy our first guest is an executive producer on the new animated show called your daily horoscope which you can see five nights a week on quibi. He also hosts a new podcast alongside Jason Bateman and sean hayes called smartless. My friend will arnett, nice to see you, bud, i miss you. Good to see you too, man. Jimmy congrats, you have a new baby boy i know. I just found out jimmy sorry. I didnt ruin it, did i . No, no, i just found no, no, it was so i just met him upstairs, im in the basement. Jimmy do you get along i was like, hey, whos this little guy we get along great yeah we just had our little guy, denny alexander, we call him dennis, we call him denny. Jimmy not after the not after the fast food chain. Jimmy why not . Everybody everybody who knows me knows that im a fan of the grand slam breakfast. Jimmy me too yeah. Jimmy i dont think ive ever had a bad time at a dennys. I dont think i dont think i have either. Jimmy i love it has nothing to do with denny, but why not . Put him in a couple commercials. You know why . The price hasnt been right yet. Jimmy oh my gosh how is it . Is it weird, is it different i mean, archie and abel are how old now . Theyre 9 and 11. 11 and 9 and they theyre super psyched to be big brothers and its been crazy. Because obviously the world is upside down right now. So its been weird anyway. I feel like being in this sort of quarantine has prepared me. Because you know what its like. Those first few months of having a baby are kind of like being in quarantine anyway. You kind of lock down. Jimmy yeah. Thats how i felt anyway, and its just become double that, so its been okay i feel like alec baldwin in hunt for red october. I feel like the captain of a submarine. Jimmy stuck in the submarine, yeah. In a submarine you cant be like, im going to run out for a pack of bud. Cant do that. In a submarine. Jimmy no, you have to be there. I do have my booth here, which is good. I have my soundproof booth here at home. Jimmy i was going to ask thats a beautiful booth youve been working on this for a long time. Yeah, i handcrafted i just got the carpeting in its really nice. Jimmy i watched your other show, building a booth. You did watch it. Jimmy well yeah sure yes. I sent you the links, you said you were going to promo it on the show. Jimmy so hard with the wifi and everything, i cant you know. That seems like a good answer so anyway. Jimmy by the way, batman is on rotation at my house you are the funniest you are perfectly acted in that movie. You did such a great job i know i probably told you that already. It was so perfectly done, so congrats you were batman in our house. Let me just say thanks. Jimmy oh my gosh. You know what i mean . I got the mic, might as well. Jimmy do you get paid for that, what you just did, or no i dont get paid for jack [ bleep ]. Jimmy that should have been in the movie. That should have. It was, it was in the outtakes it was called batman after dark. Jimmy the blue version you have two projects. You couldnt be busier. Two new projects, which has been really awesome. Weve got this thing, your daily horoscope, over on quibi, a fun way to get your horoscope. People love getting their horoscope. Jimmy i love it, i always have. On our show we animate every day is little short animations for every sign. seal. You kind of follow along with all these different animals that represent the sign i think i think im right about that jimmy we polled we polled our audience you dont have an audience. Jimmy, listen. Let me get an address on you, a hard street address. Let me just jimmy do you have the tile app . Because if youre close to me, your phone will beep oh, im going to get the tile app, good idea dont give me a p. O. Box i try to get addresses and they give me you know this story fred armisen used to do it somebody would come on snl, the bigger the host, like tom cruise, day one, hed go up to them, let me get your cell phone real quick jimmy i saw kevin nealon do a good one that i wanted to steal. He was talking to sandler or somebody he goes, sandler, give me a call i dont have your number, give me a number. Pulled a pen out, he had a toothpick, he pulled the pen like he was going to write it on a toothpick. He goes, just give me your number, what is it whats the podcast with sean hayes and Jason Bateman . Howd that come about . Those two clowns. They wedged their way into my idea and i was like i want to do a podcast, and they were like, great, lets do one. No, im doing a podcast. Theyre like, right, were doing one. What happened was, i just thought, i am doing another podcast on my own thats coming out. I was like, i want to do this with my buddies and have fun theyre old friends. Find out stuff about people that we know or that we dont know, just have a laugh. Kind of exactly what it ended up being. Thats what were doing. The First Episode came out on monday we had our buddy dax shepard on. I hope you havent changed your number because were going to ask you. Theres nob better than getting the come on our podcast question, you know jimmy you know my number. Sure. Jimmy 4. 4 is it still 4 . Jimmy yep. Okay. Hang on. Jimmy no problem. I want to ding you real quick. Jimmy i dont know if thats around anymore i would like to play a game when we come back have you heard of hey, robot . Yeah, you summon a passing robot. Hey, robot, come here, we got to talk to you. Jimmy the rules have changed. Ill explain in the commercial break. More with will arnett when we come back, everybody ra, is now offeringico an extra 15 credit on car and motorcycle policies . Wow. Ok thats 15 on top of what geico could already save you. So what are you waiting for . Idina menzel to sing your own theme song . Tara, tara, look at her go with a fresh cup of joe. Gettin down to work early following her dreams into taxidermy oh, its. Tax attorney. I read that wrong, oh yeeaaaah geico. Save an extra 15 percent when you switch by october 7th. Give it up for tara when you switch which one of you ate all of the flamidad we wont be mad. . We just want to know the truth. Are we really doing this, glenn . I bet we were robbed. Its a cheetos thing. Mom glenn, come on. How did this get here . My psoriasis. Cosentyx works on all of this. Cosentyx treats the multiple symptoms of Psoriatic Arthritis to help you look and feel better. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. Tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms, if your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen, or if youve had a vaccine or plan to. Serious allergic reactions may occur. Watch me learn more at cosentyx. Com. Watch me what sort of a person should become a celebrity accountant. And, i tell them, nobody should. Hey, buddy. Whats the damage . I bought it the waterfall . Nope a new volkswagen. A volkswagen . I think were having a breakthrough here welcome to caesars palace. Thank you. I can tell that they used your milk, matilda. Great job [moo] youre welcome. Breyers Natural Vanilla is made with 100 grade a milk and cream and only sustainably farmed vanilla. Better starts with breyers. An army family who is always at the ready. So when they got a little surprise. Two . They didnt panic. They got a bigger car for their soontobebigger family. After shopping around for insurance, they called usaa who helped find the right coverage for them and even some muchneeded savings. That was the easy part. Usaa insurance is made the way liz and mike need it easy. Jimmy welcome back, everybody. Hanging out with will arnett were about to play a game called hey, robot. Hey robot hey robot jimmy this is based on a real board game. This is like your classic game password but your partner is a smart speaker. Ill pick a card, well take turns asking a question to get the speaker to say the word somewhere in its answer. If it does, we get a point i will go first. All right. Corn dog corn dog is the word corn dog. Jimmy corn dog. Got it. Jimmy alexa, what do you call a hot dog dipped in batter . Heres something i found on the web. According to wikipedia. Org, if served with a stick it is referred to as a hot dog and usually dipped in a generous amount of tomato sauce and served immediately jimmy alexa, stop, youre embarrassing yourself. What is she talking about . I said hot dog dipped in whatever this is your turn, you talk to the thing, i cant even do it. Hey, man, take it easy. Jimmy no, no, we can cut the whole thing out. No, were not going to cut no, you did great, you did great. Jimmy we done . No, and i want you to know, the term jimmy, sit down. The term hero gets thrown around a lot these days that was the worst thing okay all right. Now do i have to do this word too . Jimmy yes. Okay. Hey, siri. Jimmy no, the other one. The other one. What is it . Jimmy alexa. Hey, bing oh, okay, i got it here we go, i got it for real, lets start messing around, grow up. Jimmy stop having fun, please. Hey, alexa. Where do you get off jimmy hey, come on alexa, stop, you dont have to listen to this lets go all right, lets get to the next one. Tie score. 100100. Here we go Jason Bateman jimmy alexa, who stars in the show ozark ozark stars include Jason Bateman, sofia huffman jimmy alexa, stop, that was more than enough, thank you. Will, its your turn to try to match and beat me here the word is bald. Alexa, what kind of eagle is almost extinct heres something i found from the article white tailed eagle on wikipedia ultimately the white tailed eagle was almost extinct in europe oh, alexa, give it a rest jimmy okay, let me try to see if i can get this one here alexa, what is rogain for . Rogain extra strength for men is a brandname drug classified as a hair growth medication according to wikipedia rogain extra strength for men is used to treat like an Old Commercial for geez. Let me try one more. Jimmy alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. I got one more. Jimmy go. Alexa, how would you describe the look of daddy war bucks . Sorry, im not sure about that me neither. Im not either, that makes two of us. Okay, go ahead jimmy id say id say maybe aloof . He was aloof oh, man. Last one. What was the plot of that i forget anyway. Jimmy the last one here. Whoever gets this wins the whole thing. Ready . Move in karate heres something i found on reference. Com. Karate has many basic moves that are classified as offensive or defensive. While there are many different styles of karate, mask moves, such as the forearm blocking straight punch, are common to most forms thank you, perfect. Well said, i agree let me try. Okay, go. Jimmy alexa, name different cuts of pork according to an alexa answer contributor, there are nine main beef cuts. They are chucks, ribs, loins, rounds, flank, short, brisket, shank. Jimmy you named the eight stooges. I hated shank. He was my least favorite i never liked shank. I like all the other stooges all right. I think thats the game. Im going to give it to you, my guest. Will arnett, congratulations, you are the champ. We were terrible at that. Jimmy terrible theres no celebrating here today, jimmy jimmy will arnett, his podcast smartless is available every monday his animated show your daily horoscope is available five days a week on quibi more tonight show after the break. Thanks for coming on, will odors get trapped in your homes fabrics and resurface over time. Febreze fabric refresher eliminates odors. Its waterbased formula safely penetrates fabrics where odors hide. Spray it on your rugs, your curtains, your furniture, all over your home to make it part of your tidying up routine. Febreze fabric refresher, for an allover freshness youll love. And take an extra 15 off s. Save on the ninja foodi. Get tops for the family 8. 49 and under. And save on adidas footwear. Plus, get kohls cash. Plus, limitedcontact store drive up. Shop kohls and kohls. Com vo verizon knows how to build unlimited right. You start with the network j. D. Power has named the most awarded for Network Quality 25 times in a row. This network is one less thing i have to worry about. vo then give people more plans to mix and match, so you only pay for what you need. That is so cool vo include the best in entertainment and offer it all starting at 35. With the most advanced iphone yet iphone 11 pro on us when you buy one. Because everyone deserves the best. Or you could use schick hydro silk with hypoallergenic serum for the smooth shave we all deserve. Schick hydro silk Liberty Mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. I wish i could shake your hand. Granted. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. This. Watch. Tells. Time and takes phone calls. And communicates with satellites thousands of miles above the earth and tracks your distance underwater and tracks your activity and tells you which direction youre going and has an app that measures the electrical waves traveling through your heart otherwise known as an electrocardiogram. So just to reiterate this. Watch. Tells. Time among other things . And the hidden smiles. The foggy glasses, and the muffled laughs. A simple piece of fabric makes a big statement i care. Wear a mask. Lets all do our part to slow the spread. Jimmy my next guest is the star and creator of one of the biggest shows on tv right now called i may destroy you. New episodes air mondays at 9 00 p. M. On hbo. Mere is Michaela Coel, everybody. Thank you so much for coming on our show, i appreciate it. Youre speaking to me from london, is that correct . Yes, east london, thats right. Jimmy and how is how are you doing, how are you hanging in there you know, its kind of like ups and downs. Sometimes im struggling with the anxiety of not knowing whats going on, like many other people im sort of occupying myself with puzzles i go running but my knees are getting sore, so now ive been stomping in the park, which has been good. Jimmy dancing in the park . Ive been dancing in the park, yes. Yeah basically i was running a lot, like every day but my knees started getting sore one of the times when i was running i was going through my favorite park and i saw this guy. And he was just sort of there, stationary, but doing these huge like motions, dancing with these huge ear phones on and i thought it was so cool that as i was running by i gave him a thumbs up and kisses he sort of just gave me a thumbs up back. He was just doing his thing. Then my brother came to stay with me. And i was like, do you want to dance in the park . So we each have our headphones on so he got his own headphones, ive got mine, we just go to the park, then we start dancing. Every now and again, even though were dancing separate beats jimmy hit the same groove. Then we start doing the same music. I went by myself today jimmy did you get any thumbs up, any kisses blown at you . Im too nervous to look i just have to keep my head down, just do my thing. Jimmy thats the way i dance even at weddings no one look at how bad this is. I dont go to weddings because my dancings that bad. Jimmy lets talk about i may destroy you. Wow, its fresh, its different, its so well done. Congratulations. It was a great cover in new York Magazine of you. Man, you look so cool. It was such a stunning cover congrats on that you also wrote this whole thing, every episode, no writers, you wrote everything. Yes. Jimmy how are you doing this i go away and i just sort of type on the keypad i dont plan like i had loads of drafts, 20 drafts of each episode i just kind of type until it makes sense. I have a very dedicated team, exec producers and they dont make any sense grammatically, editorially. It looks like googahgoo. They take it and, wow, this is very interesting, what does this mean i say, it means this okay, go back and try and write down what you just said. I keep doing that and then we have the show. Jimmy wow. Its semi autobiographical, if imcorrect . Do you want to set up the show for anyone who doesnt know what it is . I can try to set up the show. It is semi autobiographical. I based the character of arabella on myself, especially in the beginning shes a writer she takes a break from work. She goes out for a drink and her drink is spiked and shes sexually assaulted by a stranger so that was the initial inspiration was that character then i asked many more people questions and realized that so many people have a story around Sexual Consent so i kind of have these three essential characters, kwame, arabella, and kerry. How can i sum it up . Then navigating sexual life and the line between liberation and exploitation its also just about friendship and about how we think and relate to one another today and how much introspection we really have. Jimmy i was impressed the way you talk about and address these issues, but also balance comedy with seriousness. I will let everyone know, it is funny too. Its so different and well done. Do you think about like, this needs a joke no, i dont i dont ever do that, i just write and it comes out like that i dont quite know yet the method to the way it comes out. But i do often go back when i try and figure out how the tone emerged as it was, i think back to my own reality when i was in the Police Investigation room getting ready to give my first witness statement. And i sat there sort of realizing the course of my life was forever going to change. And i was sort of realizing something bad happened my friend was taking care of me. As i looked to him, i noticed he was playing pokemon go on the phone. And that just just jimmy thats real. Thats real. Yes jimmy like, what are you seriously doing . Oh, wow. Like, where am i . What is everything jimmy yeah, is life real yeah. What a shocker. Whats going on . Its rape and pokemon go and i dont know what to do with those two things but here they are in one room. Jimmy yeah and you made it into a show and into art its great i want to show everyone a clip heres Michaela Coel in i may destroy you, look. This is the same guy, yes that told you you had a drug problem. Then sold you drugs. In the same breath it wasnt in the same breath. What . It was in the same night, which is different. Hes a hypocrite. Hes controlling let me check the recovery tool book surround yourself with people who affirm you and thats you yes thats you . Yes, it is. You do not affirm me when i need affirmation the most. So i should stay away from controlling and hypocritical jimmy my thanks to Michaela Coel i may destroy you mondays at 9 00 p. M. On hbo you are awesome, thanks for coming on my show. Thanks for having me. Jimmy well be back with a performance from h. E. R. , stay around, everybody how fast does dove dry spray actually dry . Lets see. Its dry. Theres no dry time makes us wonder why we booked fifteensecond ad slots dries instantly and keeps you protected for fortyeighthours. For fortyeighthours. Family, running inthrough the yard famin this together ons aml family, were taking a chance family, like birds of a feather family, kick off your shoes and dance family, like birds of a feather family, kick off your shoes and dance im sexy and i know it girl look at that body burke at farmers, we know a thing or weve seen a thing or two. Like how nice it is to save on your auto policy. But its even nicer knowing that if this happens. Or this happens. Or this. Or this. Or even this. Weve seen and covered it. So, switch to farmers and you could save an average of three hundred ninetyfive dollars. Get a quote today. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum cheddar, jalapeno and sour cream onion the spicy nacho stack. I wish i could stack pringles but i dont have hands or a mouth to. Cool, play my dance playlist. Theres a flavor stack for everyone. Sort of. T mobile has a plan built just for you. We want you to get the value and service you need to stay connected. Saving 50 vs. Other carriers with 2 unlimited lines for less than 30 each. We know that connection is more important than ever. And were here to help, when youre ready to switch. Call 1800tmobile or go to t mobile. Com 55. You but you also want to ause not spend money. Get 7 cups free with 7rewards. Big gulp drink. Free. 7 times. We might know you better than you know yourself. 7eleven. Always open. Reinventing. Its what with comcast business, with powerful internet from the nations largest gigspeed network. Work safer, with all your connected devices automatically protected by securityedge. And work anywhere, with comcast business at home, our new businessgrade Internet Solution for remote workers. Whatever your business needs, comcast business has the solutions to help you not just bounce back, but bounce forward. Call or go online to find out more. Jimmy performing her new song, do to me, here is h. E. R. Wait come on no what did you do to m way past infatuation this connection that we mak make and babe oh keeping me u til late its only cause i cant wait ti til you come to my place place you say bye bab let me be wron on my mind lik my Favorite Song promise me you won leave me alone no no no cause all the thing you do to me do to m do to me do to me yeah all the thing you do to me do to me do to m do to me yeah i love the wa you touch me hold me make m wanna sing yeah drive me craz with everythin you do to me do to me do to m do to me yeah oh oh why why you make me so blind just looking in your eyes you took my sou for a ride rid how how you make m fall down tripping over the sound of you loving m so loud loud you say bye bab let me be wron on my mind lik my Favorite Song promise me yo wont leave me alone no no no cause all the thing you do to me do to m do to me do to me yeah all the thing you do to me do to me do to m do to me yeah i love the wa you touch me hold me make m wanna sing boy drive me craz with everythin you do to me do to me do to m do to me yeah oh oh bum bumbum bidum bumbum none like yocome from got me hooked bum bumbumnough bidum bumbum none like yo whered you come from got me hooked on your love love bum bum bumbum bidum bumbu bumbum bidum bumbum say whats u bumbum sa whats up bumbum bumbum bidum bumbu bumbum bidum bum bum hey yeah all the thing you do to me do to m do to me do to me yeah all the thing you do to me do to me do to m do to me yeah i love the wa you touch me hold me make m wanna sing drive me craz with everythin you do to me do to me do to m do to me yeah oh oh jimmy thank you to h. E. R more tonight show when we come back everybody. When you take your lashes to paradise, you take a Little Paradise with you. Voluptuous volume, intense length. Only one mascara can take your lashes to paradise. Lash paradise mascara. From loreal paris. Youre worth it. An army family who is always at the ready. So when they got a little surprise. Two . They didnt panic. They got a bigger car for their soontobebigger family. After shopping around for insurance, they called usaa who helped find the right coverage for them and even some muchneeded savings. That was the easy part. Usaa insurance is made the way liz and mike need it easy. Jimmy thank you all for watching stay safe out there. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Well see you tomorrow goodnight, everybody announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Former Vice President al gore. Star of the marvelous mrs. Maisel, actress Rachel Brosnahan an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with nikki glaspie. And now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night. Coming to you from captain oaks dorm room. The ship is also a bong. Lets get to the news. President trump was interviewed last night by Fox News Contributor dr. Mark siegel. And like every doctor whos ever interviewed trump, hed like to run some more tests