M. Night shyamalan and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1162 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you, everybody thank you so much. And welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home thank you for being here you guys, my guest tonight is john legend. [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy john has won an oscar, a tony, an emmy, a grammy, and he was just named people magazines sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause even more impressive, his uber passenger rating is six. [ laughter ] i mean, wow. He must give his driver mints. Hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy friday if you think youre relieved that this weeks over, imagine how the president feels. [ light laughter ] what a week. We had impeachment hearings. We had a democratic debate Ariana Grande endorsed Bernie Sanders and yet all anybody will remember is that someone farted on
Make a wish, hanukkah. Thats right, President Trump hosted a hanukkah reception at the white house. Its his favorite holiday because no matter how hard he tries, he cant misspell it. [ laughter ] in a new interview, House Speaker nancy pelosi said that she never watched President Trump on the apprentice, and then trump said he never watched her on golden girls. [ light laughter ] you were blanche, right . According to reports, Rudy Giuliani has reached a divorce settlement with his third wife they opted for divorce after she realized he was difficult to live with, and he realized she didnt have any dirt on joe biden. [ laughter ] according to reports, during a hunting trip to mongolia earlier this year, donald trump jr. Killed an endangered sheep even worse, he bored it to death by reading from his book [ laughter ] Time Magazine has announced that teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg is its 2019 person of the year when asked what she thought about time, thunberg said, we probably h
Seeing a video of World Leaders seemed to be talking about him behind his back. This is captured at Buckingham Palace last night. Watch here as canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, Boris Johnson and french president Emmanuel Macron gathered together to goof on his majesty. And now the bombing of canada begins. This is absolutely unacceptable. [cheers and applause] how, how dare they laugh at our ridiculous president. That is our job after the video, trump called trudeau twofaced. And trudeau is one thing, but Boris Johnson, thats one thats got to hurt most. We already knew trudeau and macron dont like him, but the crazyhaired boris . Hes supposed to be the donald trump of england. And hes laughing. You know youre a mess when even this guys making fun of you. And wasnt, correct me if im wrong, but wasnt donald trump the one who said the world is laughing at us and hes going to make it stop . If only there was some record of him saying that. The world is laughing at us, weve got to ma
They are done with it. This elf on the shelf is like the fbi watching them at all times. My daughter jane is 5 now. Shes very focussed on the elf. We have to move him around at night, she says where does the elf go every night. And my wife says he goes home to the north pole to tell santa what he saw. Am s and she says how does he go all the way back there and then back here for morning. And then she said, am i supposed to believe everything . Things are hard to believe. In washington tonight, they are decorating the halls of congress as we celebrate impeachment eve. Tomorrow the house will vote to presumably impeach donald trump. If i worked at the white house, i would definitely call in sick tomorrow. Id be like, oh, i feel something coming on. Republicans continue to insist theres nothing illegal about the illegal things the president did. Theyre doubling down on conspiracy theories, distraction techniques. Theyre demanding to know the identity of joe bidens secret santa. Its gotten
Look at you guys look at you guys very small sad. [ laughter ] here, hold my mangoagogo. Take my santa, hello is that you, mr. President . Of course, it is. Look, i dont have much time i ditched eric and don jr. At the disney store wont be long until they realize the thor beanbag chair i left them on isnt their real dad. [ laughter ] you came to the mall just to see santa . Thats right. Tomorrow is the big Impeachment Vote people are saying that all i can do is pray but why pray when i can come straight to you, jesus dad . Oh, im not im not. [ laughter and applause besides, i love malls, i really do. The sights, the sounds, the szechuan samples [ laughter ] but even here, i cant escape the democrats. [ laughter ] theyre very mean, santa theyre very mean. Theyre very nasty [ laughter ] theyre very nasty theyre very nasty people. They do nasty thing. They want to impeach me just like clinton and nixon and prancer and vixon. [ laughter ] but that would be very humiliating and the only per