[ light laughter ] u. S. Embassy staffer david holmes testified this morning that u. S. Diplomats did not want to work with Rudy Giuliani, with Eu Ambassador Gordon Sondland once saying, quote, every time rudy gets involved, he goes and gets effs everything up. [ laughter ] its true. I mean, for example, heres what new york city looked like before rudy was mayor [ laughter ] during last nights debate senator Amy Klobuchar touted her fundraising ability and claimed she set an alltime Senate Record by bringing in 17,000 from exboyfriends [ light laughter ] so either she has one or two wealthy exes, or she freaky. [ laughter ] former Vice President joe bidens campaign sent out a fundraising email yesterday asking supporters to evaluate his debate performance six hours before the debate actually took place. Said biden, damn, and with the election next week [ laughter ] senator cory booker last night attacked former Vice President joe biden for coming out against marijuana legalization, and
Dua lipa musical guest, james blake anfeaturing the legendary roots crew questlove 1178 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. Thank you for watching [ cheers and applause guys, theres so much going on right now. Today the president of the United States was impeached. Over in Russia Vladimir Putin is about to have his big yearend press conference. [ laughter ] the Movie Star Wars rise of skywalker comes out tomorrow. And a man at a nashville airport got busted with 84 pounds of weed wrapped like christmas presents [ laughter ] theres a lot to go over lets just jump in and cover it all at once. Its time for a news smash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first, President Trump got impeached today and hes not happy about it. He wrote an angry letter, sent hundreds of tweets, and shouted at his staff h
Announcer barton goes around. Taylor it was my identity. Its the only thing i knew, so losing it, i didnt know who i was. Lemonis and tensions with his father have caused a rift among the family unit. Matisun only way for you guys to work out whatever it is that youre resentful of each other is to communicate, not to have a conflict. Lemonis if i cant prepare taylor to drive this business vehicle into the future. You cant just keep saying, i dont know. You got to know this [bleep]. This familys legacy may simply run out of gas. Im marcus lemonis, and i risk my own money to help businesses. I love investing in american businesses. Woman these people are here because they care. Lemonis its not always easy, but i do it to create jobs, and i do it to make money. We have a deal . Lets rock and roll. Man yeah lemonis this is the profit. Today im at las vegas mini gran prix. Now, i have to be honest. I love gokarting. I absolutely love it, and because im already a fan of nascar, the fact that
Announcer barton goes around. Taylor it was my identity. Its the only thing i knew, so losing it, i didnt know who i was. Lemonis and tensions with his father have caused a rift among the family unit. Matisun only way for you guys to work out whatever it is that youre resentful of each other is to communicate, not to have a conflict. Lemonis if i cant prepare taylor to drive this business vehicle into the future. You cant just keep saying, i dont know. You got to know this [bleep]. This familys legacy may simply run out of gas. Im marcus lemonis, and i risk my own money to help businesses. I love investing in american businesses. Woman these people are here because they care. Lemonis its not always easy, but i do it to create jobs, and i do it to make money. We have a deal . Lets rock and roll. Man yeah lemonis this is the profit. Today im at las vegas mini gran prix. Now, i have to be honest. I love gokarting. I absolutely love it, and because im already a fan of nascar, the fact that
Its called evidence [ laughter ] in President Trumps letter, he accused nancy pelosi of declaring open war on american democracy and said, quote, you do not know, nor do you care the great damage and hurt you have inflicted upon wonderful and loving members of my family. This letter is bonkers [ light laughter ] i dont even know how to describe the tone of it. I guess if you took the most privileged white lady ever and gave her a whole bottle of wine and then asked her to write a yelp review of a restaurant that made her wait 40 minutes for a table and then got her order wrong twice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump campaign is reportedly planning to spend almost 400,000 this week on antiimpeachment ads, which seems unnecessary when the best antiimpeachment ad has as office down the hall [ laughter ] according to officials, President Trump believes that the more he repeats something, the more likely his supporters are to believe it. Though there are some limits [ laug