[ light laughter ] President Trump met with the russian minister of Foreign Affairs on the same day hes being impeached. That is brazen naming it the missing wife. [ laughter ] wheel of fortune sidekick vanna white this week started a threeweek run as fillin host and let me tell you, it is chaos in the nursing home. [ light laughter ] what is she doing wheres pat . [ light laughter ] President Trumps campaign has released a line of lgbtq pride themed merchandise and then mike pence squinted so hard, his eyes healed over kfc announced last week that it will begin selling a fireplace log that smells like fried chicken. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] perfect if youve ever wondered what your dog would look like on fire [ laughter and applause according to a new report, liam was the most popular baby name for boys this year tied for last, lev and igor. [ light laughter ] a man in asia recently proposed to a silicone sex doll but if you ask me, hes just using her. [ light laughter ] a n
Will have a high fever and strong body aches. Aware of those who stick around you. Every year, we hear washing your hands is a good way to prevent this spread the flu. While it may be good advice, there may be something better. Coughing and sneezing is the primary way of transmission. We want people to cover their cuffs and sneezes. Reporter and look at for those will marable let small children and elderly. Most transmission to place with schoolchildren to their siblings at home to the parents to the grandparents. Reporter this years vaccine good protect against the ministries of flu. Reporting, allison rodriguez, ktvu fox 2 news. All charges dropped and the remaining defendant for the tiffany li trial. They have decided not to try kaveh bayat. Accused of murdering keith green. The father of tiffany lis children. They deliberated 13 days and acquitted kaveh bayat. The das case was weakened once the star witness was found to have made false statements paving the way for todays dismissal
A tantrum after 16yearold Greta Thunberg was named person of the year. We all knew he wanted to be person of the year, we all know it bothered him. But he showed uncharacteristic resfrap restraint. He was on Good Behavior. Sadly, that Good Behavior lasted just under 24 hours, because this morning, at 7 22 a. M. , he wrote, so ridiculous, greta must work on her anger management problem then go to a good oldfashioned movie with a friend. Chill, greta, chill, says the sweaty old man whos mad at a magazine because they didnt put him on the cover of it. And the fact that Greta Thunberg is a teenager, im old enough to remember a time when everyone at the white house had a fullblown hissy fit because a witness at trumps impeachment hearing the gaul ll to say the word bar. This kid is very good. Right after trump tweeted, she changed her twitter bio to a teenager working on her anger management problem, currently chilling and watching a movie with a friend. [cheers and applause] trump hasnt be
Our president donald jumanji trump on friday said something that might top off all the things he said. The best words, stable genius, covfefe, all of them may pale compared to what he shared on friday at the white houses Small Business round table event. We have a situation where were looking very strongly at sinks and showers. And other elements of bathrooms. [ laughter ] where you turn the faucet on and in areas where theres tremendous amounts of water where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you dont get any water. You turn on the faucet and you dont get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Its dripping out very quietly dripping out. [ laughter ] people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. [ laughter ] jimmy 15 times . What are you eating . [ laughter ] the only time you flush a toilet 15 times is if the d. E. A. Is banging on your door and you have a kilo of cocaine up you. Thats not normal. He instructed
Whoever their pollster is, they suck. [ laughter ] i dont know not according to the poll. [ laughter ] two associates of President Trumps lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, were arrested last night for Campaign Finance violations. Hmm, well, looking at their faces im sure this is all just a big understanding. [ laughter ] according to prosecutors, two associates of Rudy Giuliani who were arrested last night had purchased oneway Airline Tickets out of the country but, of course, giulianis most dangerous associate has his own plane. [ laughter and applause according to cnn fact checkers, President Trump made 66 false claims last week said trump, actually we didnt even have a last week. This is our first one. [ laughter and applause this is our first week ever. Thanks to the trump administration. The Oxford English dictionary added several new words this month, including the phrases fake news and circlejerk, which, coincidentally, were both working titles for the show, fox friends. [ laughter and app