Mike if i was going to go out and pitch this right now, it would be a very detailed plan. It wouldnt be anything like this. Lemonis im marcus lemonis, and i risk my own money to help businesses. I love investing in american businesses. Woman people are here because i care. Lemonis its not always easy, but i do it to create jobs, and i do it to make money. Do we have a deal . Lets rock and roll. Man yeah lemonis this is the profit. Hatbox is a local hat store in downtown austin and it specializes in any kind of hat. Literally any kind of hat that you can think of. Now, we know that the accessory business is a fast growing business but to have a whole business just on hats i was intrigued by it. Jaron hi. How are you . Lemonis hey, good. How are you . Jaron im jaron. Lemonis jaron . Jaron yes, sir. Lemonis nice to meet you. I love your hat. Jaron thank you. Lemonis this place is bigger than i thought it was going to be. Got to love hats if you work here right . Jaron yes, you do. Lemonis
Questlove 1173 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. What a crowd what a great crowd already welcome everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause weve got a great show for you guys tonight well you guys, this is huge, earlier today, House Democrats unveiled the official articles of impeachment against president trump, which the media called giant, historic, and a very big deal. Thats right, the impeachment has now reached baby yoda status [ laughter ] as she announced the charges against trump, nancy pelosi called it a solemn day. Yeah, you could barely tell she was flossing behind the podium [ laughter ] the charges against the president are very grave a solemn day. [ cheers and applause at the press conference, adam schiff said for congress, the impeachment is not a matter of facts, it is rather a question of duty. Trump heard that and was like, hey, speaking of question of
Anyway, mollys sitting down with our daughter jane, whos 5, to write a letter to santa claus, which jane did not want to do. She wanted us to refer santa to our Amazon Wish List that id made. But we insisted on a letter because we want to have it. So my wife got a pen and paper and asked jane why should santa bring you presents, and jane thought about it, and she said because i want them, thats why. D were like, no. What good things have you done to deserve presents. You have to tell santa. And she says i dont know. So i start giving examples, do you listen to your parents, are you nice to your brother . Do you share your toys . And she thinks about it, and she says, yeah, write those things. I said which things, the things you said, just write them down. Basically the response was take a memo. Hey, tomorrow Time Magazine will name their person of the year for 2019. Theyve whittled the finalists down to five, President Trump, nancy pelosi, the protesters in hong kong, greta thunberg. T
All right. Thanks. I dont know how to get rid of them. I yeah. Thanks, guys. Take a break. Anyway. Yeah, go with that one. Theyre not too bright, really, you know . Well, thank you very much. Im jimmy, im your host of a very special night tonight. We are coming to you from a galaxy not too far away, hollywood, california, where we await the World Premiere of star wars the rise of skywalker. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if youve heard about this its a movie. Its happening just across the street. The afterparty is in our parking lot. I came over this morning, there was a millennium falcon in my spot and [ laughter ] i had to have it towed. But the force is with us tonight. And the cast of the movie is with us, too, and the writer, director of the movie is with us. Jj abrams is here to tell to spoil everything. Hes going to tell us off the top, Luke Skywalkers mom paid obi wan half a million credits to get him into jedi school. And it turns out the force is gluten, so [ laughter ]
Santa claus is coming too fast, the naughty elf about an elf on a shelf watching you have sex on a sink. And a threesome for christmas, but the women dont kiss. Time to get your sugar plums off and your nuts cracked. Hallmark after dark. We realize weve gone too far, but were panicking over here. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes aaron paul and musical guest idina menzel, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey how are ya . Beautiful cheers and applause lovely hey hello, jon happy monday whats going on, lewis, jon audience chanting stephen come on come on cheers and applause just keep going piano riff whats up . Welcome one and all to the late show. Welcome, everybody. Im your host Stephen Colbert. It is december already, i cant believe it. Its december 16th. The holidays are bearing down on us like a pack of