They are done with it. This elf on the shelf is like the fbi watching them at all times. My daughter jane is 5 now. Shes very focussed on the elf. We have to move him around at night, she says where does the elf go every night. And my wife says he goes home to the north pole to tell santa what he saw. Am s and she says how does he go all the way back there and then back here for morning. And then she said, am i supposed to believe everything . Things are hard to believe. In washington tonight, they are decorating the halls of congress as we celebrate impeachment eve. Tomorrow the house will vote to presumably impeach donald trump. If i worked at the white house, i would definitely call in sick tomorrow. Id be like, oh, i feel something coming on. Republicans continue to insist theres nothing illegal about the illegal things the president did. Theyre doubling down on conspiracy theories, distraction techniques. Theyre demanding to know the identity of joe bidens secret santa. Its gotten ridiculous. Yesterday the House Judiciary Committee released a 658page report detailing the president s misdeeds. You expect the American Public to read a 650page anything . We cant catch up on our tv shows. Unless that report comes printed on a pizza box, nobody is going to see it. The president lashed out today, shocking, i know. He said he takes zero responsibility for his impeachment. Of course he says the same about eric and donald jr. He sent a sixpage letter to nancy pelosi, the speaker of the house. And this might be the most deranged letter to santa ever. Its a long, stupid, disingenuous and incoherent defense, signed by an angry gorilla with a sharpie. Is that a signature or a seizure . This is why you dont snort sudafed on an empty stomach. Once trump gets impeached, which will happen tomorrow, there will be a trial in the republicancontrolled senate. That will be a joke. Senate leader Mitch Mcconnell rejected democrats request for witnesses. He wants a nowitness trial. He said ihell be running the trial in coordination with the white house. Thats smart, let the guy in it run it. 60 of americans, thank you. Believe that trump will get a fair trial in the senate. Oh, thanks, everybody. [cheers and applause] but when they say a fair trial, they dont mean unbiassed. They mean theyre expecting it to be fair like a county fair with corn dogs and farm animals and a performance by toby keith. What is oh, my gosh. [cheers and applause] scared me. Its brie larson, everybody. Hi. [cheers and applause] jimmy lurking behind me. Im glad youre here, but what are you doing right now . Im practicing. Jimmy practicing what . Im practicing to do the monologue tomorrow. Jimmy tomorrow i have an excused absence and brie has agreed to step in for me. I have caustic amounts of radiation from a caustic rock. Jimmy so this is this now. I want to understand the physicality of what it means to be a talk show host. I want to stand like you, talk like you, and im even wearing your spanx right now. Jimmy thats weird. Im sorry, i dont mean to judge you. Its fine, its fine. Finish that and ill gist just over here, be natural. Dont mind me. Jimmy thats brie larson, everybody. [cheers and applause] okay, so, this is a holiday thing that i didnt know was a thing until today. Apparently we have a shopping problem in the united states. That, we knew. But out of two out of five americans, 39 do their Holiday Shopping while driving. Driving jimmy what is wrong with people. Do your shopping where everyone else does it, at work. At work sorry. Jimmy im sorry. This is making it a little hard for me to do this. This is making it a little hard, yeah, of course. Im sorry that this is your, im just trying to do a good job. Ill get out of your way. Ill go. Im leaving. Jimmy thanks, brie. Ill see you tomorrow. Okay. Jimmy back to the driving and shopping, its a dangerous thing to do, and you shouldnt do it, but if you do do it and a cop pulls you over and asks what you were doing on your phone, just say, buying you an x box, officer. Youre doing it again, arent you . Youre really being a baby about this, bye. Jimmy im trying, thank you. Its annoying. [cheers and applause] all right, so anyway, where was i . Oh, abc yesterday unveiled a new crop of romantic hopefuls for the new season of the bachelor. Did you see any of these . Three flight attendants and five beauty pageant winners this season. And some of the contestants have interesting jobs. Kelsey is a professional clothier from iowa, which i believe means she works at marshalls. Ainventorily avenly is a cattle rancher, one late late entry, Mike Bloomberg, who claims to be a billionaire. Thats, thats brie larson, shes very committed to this. By the way, the reason brie is hosting our show tomorrow, tomorrow night in prime time, im teaming up with norman leer for another edition of live in front of a studio audience. We did this in may. We did episodes of all in the family and the jeffersons. And this year were doing all in the family and good times. Joining the cast. How are you . Thanks for being a part of this. Look at that, there they are with the great norman lear from all in the family. Does anyone feel that signing up for this was a huge mistake . [ laughter ] well, anyone can answer this. Whats the scariest part of doing the show live . The fact that there will be millions of people watching and you might mess up. Im scared i might cuss. Jimmy are you in the middle of rehearsals right now. Yes. Jimmy its good that i interrupted that. Who knows their lines best of everyone at this point . Who is in the best shape . [ talking simultaneously ] theres some mixed, some of you know the lines well. Last time we did this, ellie kemper, you announced that were you pregnant. I did. Jimmy is there anything you or anyone would like to announce now . Im pregnant yay jimmy Tiffany Haddish is here, have you found a husband on set . No, but im working on t i invited some bachelors. Were going to have a contest tomorrow night. Going down. My Credit Scores going up, too, so im catch. Jimmy now woody and marissa play archie and edith bunker. Will you be smoking archies signature cigars . Or having your own prerolled . Thats up to you, jimmy. Youre the producer. Jimmy im really excited about it. Last time, we won an emmy for this. So the pressure is really on, all right, everybody . Lets not have any screwups at all. Thank you all. Well see you tomorrow night. All in the family, and good times, here on abc. And by this time tomorrow night every one of those people will be zero degrees from kevin bacon, which is probably the most exciting thing of all. 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Stopping fossil fuel plants, ensuring clean energy across the country. How are we going to pull this country together . We take on the biggest challenge in history, we save the world and do it together. Jimmy hi there. Welcome back. Tonight, from jumanji the next level, karen gillan is here. Then, he is a former nasa engineer and current youtube sensation, the mischievous mark rober is with us. Mark is the guy who made the glitter bomb video last year. Hed wait for people to steal a package and then blow it up. And he has a new one to show us tonight. Tomorrow night i will be in primetime, with the great norman lear and a star studded cast. We will be reviving all in the family and good times. Brie larson will be filling in for me as host and her guests will be jamie foxx, molly hopkins, and music from yola. So please join brie for that. The one day i take off, trump is gonna get impeached. Maybe i should take more days off. I dont know. [cheers and applause] jimmy our first guest has earned a sizeable fortune making us laugh very hard. Now hes an oscarbuzzee for his role in uncut gems, which opens wide christmas day. Please welcome, adam sandler. [cheers and jimmy hows it goin . Hey ya, jimmy jimmy what a great outfit that is. I went through my closet. So these reddish corduroys. Jimmy mmhm. I have two pairs of the same. So every time i wear these cords, and then the next day, i go, did i wear the red ones or the tan ones . I get mixed up, and sometimes i wear red two days in a row, and i feel like telling people, but these are the two different ones. Jimmy i was dressed exactly like this when i came in this morning. I mean literally like this. Really . Jimmy yes, and as i told you the other night, i saw you at a christmas party, i never know what to wear. And i was trying to get dressed, and i said, do you think adams going to be at this party . And my wife said yeah, i think hell be there, and i said oh, good, then i dont have to dress and she said no, just because he dresses like that doesnt mean you have to. I had the clothes. I had a nice lady and my wife went out and got me a bunch of stuff, but its a little too small. And im in such a bad mood when its tight. Jimmy i see what youre saying. I like it loose. And you got to cover things. Jimmy by the way, and i mean this sincerely. Im not just whatever. Youre absolutely great in this movie, and its a great movie on top of that. And the audience has not seen it. [cheers and applause] but what im curious about, do you get at all offended by all the people telling you how great you are in this movie . Theyre like, no, really, youre amazing in this movie. Does it annoy you at all . No, no, its nice. I get it. Its a different style of movie, and my comedies are light and fun, and i love doing them, and i get a different kind of compliment to those. I hear, man, i was so stoned the other night when i saw your movie. You know, thats fine. But this is a ditfferent style f movie. Jimmy this is not a movie you want to be stoned watching, probably. I heard somebody at that same party, they saw it. Jimmy and lost their mind. They kind of stairred at it d were scared. Jimmy its very intense. Its these guys, brothers. Two smart queens boys who are just unbelievable. Jimmy did you know them before you worked with them on this . They apparently wanted to do this movie with me a long time ago, i think they wrote it ten years ago and i was busy and they sent the script in to, like, you have an agent, managers and stuff. And they didnt, i dont even know if they read tit. I dont know what happened but ten years goes by, and im going over, and my agent says the brothers want to talk to you, and i said who are the saffe brothers . Theyre young and hip. I thought they were skateboarders, why do i want to meet the saffe brothers . Then i saw good time, and they are other movies, these guys are incredible. And i said oh, yeah, yeah. Let me meet those guys, they gave me the script and its excellent. Jimmy they must have been 14 years old or something. The first time, yeah. Jimmy it makes sense that you wouldnt be interested in doing a movie with them at that time. Just, they love you, by the way, and benny met you the other day. Jimmy and yet no one called me to be in the movie. Youre so busy. Jimmy thats the thing about the movie, and i love when occasionally, a director will do this. Right. Jimmy they populated the movie with a lot of people who arent actors. Right, right. Its about, its new york city, and theres some, my character gets into trouble with some tough guys, and they get real tough people to be in it. Not actors. Most of the cast is not actors. Theres some great actors in it. But a lot of the scenes i did with guys who, it was their first time doing it, they were supposed to smack me around, and the stunt coordinator would say you doesnt hant have to actua adam. Theyre just staring like what are you talking about . We have to hit adam, it says hit adam in the script. Jimmy and they hit adam. Yeah, they hit him. Jimmy you look different in the movie, too. You look like you, but something odd about the way your well, they put, i have different teeth in there, and i had a goatee, and a fake mole and hairs back and im wearing different clothes. Jimmy you have earrings in the movie . Yeah, i have two earrings, magnet earrings. Jimmy so they they werent real. So when i was young, my kids, ive been lying to them. But i did have an earring, left earring when i was young. And i did the movie airheads when i was a kid, when i was young. And in the script it said i had an earring, and so i said ah, maybe ill just get an ering so i dont to change, like get a fake earring every day. Let me just do that, pierce my ear, blah, blah, blah, i didnt think it was a big deal. So i pierced my ear, and i remember calling home, and my mother answers the hello hello, hey, ma, its adam. What happened . Nothings wrong. I just wanted to tell you, i got a, i got a you got a what . I got an in the left. In the left . In the left ear. You didnt, you didnt. I did, i got an earring. Oh you cant be buried with us jimmy what . Isnt that a tattoo, ma . Jimmy is that the rule, thousa how it goes . In her head. Jimmy you also gained weight to play howard, howard is the name of the character. Yes. Jimmy your wife had a necklace that said howard on it. With netflix, they gave me a gift that says diamond howard necklace. And my wife wears it everywhere, and it dangles right above her beautiful cleavage. Howard, i should be jealous, but somehow it thrills me. [ laughter ] i keep going, who is this howard . Jimmy you could get her a billy and a happy and all your, a sandy, all your different movies, you know . Thats a good idea. Jimmy holiday collection. One night of hanukkah. Each night is a different character that you played. Thats good, yeah. Thank you. Jimmy also, when were talking about these actors who are not actors. Yeah. Jimmy one of them is kevin garnet, the basketball player. Yes. Jimmy who you never know what youre going to get when a basketball player is in a movie or any athlete, you know . Unbelievably cool, great guy. Super intense. Every actor in the movie was going, are you kidding me . Kevin garnets better than me at acting . He was so smooth and cool, every scene he was in. Jimmy he was very good in it, yeah. So anyway, we asked if you could maybe bring kevin garnet, and you brought kevin garnet. Lets take a break. 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Jimmy how are you . Im doin well. Jimmy i just thought of something. I wonder if kevin james is upset that theres a new kevin in your life, you know. I imagine the two of you like going on from here and doing a lot of movies together. Were going to work only together. Jimmy you had great chemistry together, and kevin, i was knocked out by your performance in the movie. Who knew that was in you. I can never tell when youre joking. Jimmy im not joking. You look kind of sincere. Jimmy no, theres no left hook coming. I mean that quite sincerely. And im sure youve heard that from a lot of people. Do you hear from your former teammates . Yeah, but they dont know anything about acting. I just figure theyre being supportive. Jimmy some of them have been in some really great movies. Some of them. I play myself, though, i play myself. Jimmy thats not easy. People think its easy to play p yourself. Can you really mess up playing yourself . Ive seen it happen. Jimmy did you ever find yourself in a situation like that, with a jeweller, adams character is this jeweller who provides jewelry to athletes and other kind of wealthy people . Absolutely. Ive, shout out to jake the jeweller, tio, all the guys. I actually reach for that. Ive been in a situation where i have a bunch of my friends with me, and were in the Jewelry Store getting jewelry. Jimmy i do that with my friends all the time. If im in the Jewelry Store, im hiding in the bathroom, hoping nobody wants to buy anything. I know adam likes to play basketball. Did you guys play any back together . No . Listen, we had long days when we shot, theres a basket on the set. When wed get done with these long days, wed go out shooting around, messing around. Jimmy you did . It was a dream of mine to maybe after work show up at a park, play two on two, and call my buddy kevin to play with me. It would have been amazing. If you would have said that i would have shown up. But imagine if you got hurt. Not at a park. Lets do it at the gym. Jimmy you need to do it. It would be fun e lets do it. Jimmy have you been reading reviews of the movie . I have people read it to me. Jimmy you have people read it to you. Oh, no. Jimmy whats the best one you heard about . Oh, no, honestly, all i hear is, i know you dont like reviews, but ands all rig i right. You want to hear one word . And i think its two words not awful. Jimmy kevin, is this something you want to continue to do . I kind of say it was something i was reaching out for different opportunities. Im a man of opportunity. If something comes along and fits like the synergy of this. Jimmy it would be a fun movie where they dont adjust for your height. Its like this building. Its like this building. Jimmy this is a dangerous building fiortor tall guiceys. Got to pay attention. Jimmy tim duncan is still unconscious in the alley. Seems like you guys had fun. We did. Jimmy did you notice adam had to put on weight for the film . I didnt have to. Jimmy oh, you just did. It just kind of happened. I didnt notice. I didnt notice. No, i swear to god. I did this one scene with, where im supposed to be yelling, its like a monologue. In the script, it says i step on the scale and i keep going, and i said this entire monologue, it was going well, i step on the scale, i havent stepped on the scale in like four years. I look down, and it says 203. And i was looking to see 1 t891 so i saw the 203 and i forgot the rest of the scene, i was like [ laughter ] jimmy your heads really in the character. I was, i was until that moment. Jimmy well, you guys did a great job together. He does all his movies on vacation. Yes, come with me anywhere. Bora bora, right . Bora bora. Lets shoot there, buddy. Jimmy first you pick the setting, then you figure out the movie. The movie, thats secondary, man. 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Jimmy the number one movie. Its like you only do humongous movies. Like youve really been in these huge, usually when youre just starting out kind of, its the opposite. You do indy stuff, but youre doing billion dollar projects. Everything is very big and franchisey, but i feel great to be involved in things people care about. Jimmy snacks on the set and all the stuff you want on a movie. That is one of the perks for sure. Carrot sticks, all the fun stuff. Yum. Jimmy do they really put carrot sticks . Are they the kind that come from the super market where theyre grown as carrot sticks . They were never even a carrot . I think thats exactly what they are, very depressing. Jimmy so it must be fun to do these big movies, though, where youre fighting and. Yeah. Jimmy you worked with Dwayne Johnson and kevin hart. I grew up never doing any martial arts. Im like four strings of spaghetti. To be mastering martial arts, its weird that i can do it now. These are numchucks. Jimmy how long did it take to learn to do that without hitting yourself in the face . That happened a lot. Probably a month or something every day. Jimmy a month of for how long . Probably 30 seconds. Jimmy i wish i had thought of this in advance, if i were to hand you numchucks, would you be able to operate them . Yeah, youd think i was bruce lee. Jimmy you can do it a little bit. A little bit. Jimmy youd have fun at parties. Kevin hart, Dwayne Johnson, they were both here last week. Which of the two do you prefer . Be honest. Neither of them, they torment me, relentlessly. Its unbelievable. Jimmy you dont just hit them with the numchucks . I could have done that. No, they try impersonate scottish accents very badly. Its a travesty to listen to. Jimmy oh, really. So thats the kind of environment youre dealing with. Yeah, they sound like someone doing a bad impression of Dick Van Dyke in mary poppins. Mull over that for a second. Jimmy americans, we didnt even know it was a bad impersonation. What . Jimmy we didnt, until [ bleep ] the internet came, oh, Dick Van Dyke, you know how you loved him in mary poppins, he was terrible in it. I still think he was good. He was amazing. Jimmy it must be terrible to hear an accent that is really off. Will you be going to scotland for christmas . Yes. Jimmy you have a huge family. Im an only child, but my mom is a family of eight kids. And they each had a million kids each. Jimmy do they congregate at christmas time . Yes. Jimmy are you expected to buy gifts for all of them . No. There had to be a cutoff. Thats crazy. Jimmy they could say, yeah, shes a movie star. Oh, god, theyre probably thinking im really stingy. Jimmy its worse than that. Oh, no, they probably hate me. Jimmy probably in their lives a lot of people ask them about their relationship with you, and theyre like, oh, yeah, shes great. She gave me a rolling pin for christmas. And now theyre rolling pinless. I feel truly terrible. Im going to buy them one of those pins. Jimmy maybe a big group gift. A communal pin . Jimmy like a pommel horse or something. I dont know what that is. Jimmy its a gymnastics thing. You can get up on it and jump on it. Thats what they need, Everybody Needs that. I need. Jimmy think about that. And what are the traditions in scotland as far as christmas goes . What do you eat there on christmas . Well, i eat, this is not Just Christmas but every single morning. Black pudding. Do you know what that is . Jimmy no. Does anybody know what that is . Okay, there are two fans. I dont think i can eat it anymore. I just googled what its made of before i came on stage. The main ingredient is fresh pig blood. Jimmy fresh pigs blood. How do the fresh pigs feel about this . So for years youve been eating this and hundryou had no idea i pigs blood. Some people call it blood pudding. I had no idea why. Jimmy you had no idea there was pigs blood in the pudding. No, i feel like im going to be sick now. Jimmy what percentage. Its the main ingredient. Jimmy they took . They pour it into the thing, and sausage meat. Jimmy are they killing the pigs . Or are the pigs giving this blood . They volunteer sometimes. Jimmy wow. You talk about your parents before, and they are characters, right . Yeah. Jimmy mom and dad. Mum, my very scottish father and my english father. Jimmy mom is mosh re of a character . Yeah, she sounds like mrs. Doubtfire. Jimmy does she agree with that assessment . No. Of course not. But she does. Jimmy if someone were to call on the phone, theyd think they were speaking to mrs. Doubtfire . Are you having a nice day. Very sweet, actually. But its funny, because growing up, our housephone was one digit off from a help line, like for people suffering with thoughts of depression. So we would constantly get these calls all the time from people getting the wrong number. And my mom being like that was lovely. Shed be like, oh, thats terrible, would you like to go to the bingo with me . So theyd end up at bingo together. Jimmy shed go with them. Theyd go to the bingo together, and its kind of extraordinary actually. Jimmy no kidding. She actively made friends over the depression hotline. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy wow. Next time youre here, lets give her a call and see if she helps us. Yeah, lets do that. Jimmy Karen Gillan Jumanji the next level is in theaters now. And well return with mark rober. [cheers and applause]. Bernard puppy, and my lack of impulse control, is about to become your problem. Ahh no, come on. I saw you eating poop earlier. Hey my focus is on the road, and thats saving me cash with drivewise. Whos the dummy now . Whoof whoof so get allstate where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. Sorry hes a baby get to kohls. And take an extra 15 or 20 off plus get kohls cash give jbl speakers and get 20 kohls cash. Give the barbie dream house. 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Can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . What does santa do in the summer . Is mrs. Claus a good cook . Do you guys get presents . Can you roller skate or ice skate . Jimmy our next guest is a former nasa engineer who, in his spare time makes wildly popular youtube videos. He is back to glitter bomb and save the planet, too. Please welcome, mark rober [cheers and jimmy how are you . Good. Jimmy so you have a very popular youtube channel, for those who do not know. On which you do fun things that combine chemistry, engineering, et cetera. Thats right. Jimmy like one of the things you did recently, i thought was pretty great. They always say sharks can smell a drop of blood in the water. Yeah. Jimmy and you tested that. Thats right. Jimmy and . Went out to the bahamas. And yeah, they can smell human blood. It its not like two miles away a single blood. At one point we put a bunch of blood in the water, and it was kind of interesting. Jimmy theyd like that to be a pudding. Right. Jimmy so last year you made this video, and of course i would imagine you had no idea it would become no. Jimmy such a sensation. Yeah. Jimmy but the premise was, porch pirates are stealing packages. Yeah. Jimmy and tell them what you put in the packages. I had a package stolen, i gave the footage to the police. Theyre like, what do you want us to do . I am an engineer, i spent years working on the curiosity rover for nasa, if anybodys going to do anything about these punks, its me. Jimmy the curiosity rover. Its a box like a bait package. And a pound of the worlds finest glitter sprayed out at them. But we also had four phones in there to record it and track it and upload the footage to the cloud. So we put that out, and then after that, we also sprayed like a bunch of far spray. Jimmy of course. You have to. As one does. But the point is we wanted to recover the box, because it had four phones, so that encourages them to throw it out of the house and not coexist with them. Jimmy you have done it again and brought us a clip for the new video for 2019. Do you need to tell us anything about the video . The improvement from last year, we doubled the fart spray as one does. And added a count down, and a police scanner. Jimmy lets take a look. Surprise mother [ bleep ]. Keep of change, you filthy animal what the [ bleep ] whoa [ bleep ]. Dude, i did not do that. Oh, my gosh. 15, 14, 13. [ bleep ]. 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. [ bleep ]. 4, 3, 2, 1. Damn. Activation hello . [ bleep ]. Jimmy i love it. I love that somebodys getting these people so im going to produce a show with you. Youre starring in it for discovery. Thats right. Jimmy called revenge of the nerd. And in this show, what will you be doing . So basically, pranking people who violate social norms. Jimmy yes. Kind of like that. So if someone, you know, their dog poops and they dont pick up their dogs poop, jimmy and i will build a catapult and launch it at their house. Jimmy and besides improving the world in stupid ways, were you doing something that really is honestly quite amazing. Tell us about this, you have it on your shirt. Team trees. Team trees. Myself and another youtuber, mr. Beast, we got some of our youtubers together and wanted to end the decade on a positive note. So we have a goal to plant 20 Million Trees by 2020. We partnered with the arbor day foundation. For every dollar we would raise they would plant one tree. We trying to raise 20 million. Where i which is crazy. Jimmy this sounds impossible to me. People dont care much about trees. I was wrong. Jimmy how much . So as of now weve raised 19 million, 500,000. Jimmy thats pretty great. And how can people donate if they want to donate a tree. They can donate one tree if they want. If you donate a dollar, one more tree in the world. Jimmy can you pick the tree . Like id like a hazelnut . No. Team trees. Org. A dollar plants one tree. Jimmy and if you want to see the full new glitter bomb video for 2019, go to mark robers youtube channel, its all right there, mark rober, everybody. Thank you, mark. Doesnt mean you got to spend a lot because dennys brought back the super slam™. With eggs, hash browns, bacon, sausage and pancakes. All for just 6. 99. The 6. 99 super slam™ is back see you at dennys [ drathis holiday. Ahhhhh ahhhhh a distant friend returns. Elliott. You came back and while lots of things have changed. Wooooah woah its called the internet. Some things havent. Get ready for a reunion 3 million light years in the making. Woohoo yeah the ones that make a truebeen difference in peoples lives. And mikes won them, which is important right this minute, because if he could beat americas biggest gun lobby, helping pass background check laws and defeat nra backed politicians across this country, beat big coal, helping shut down hundreds of polluting plants and beat big tobacco, helping pass laws to save the next generation from addiction. All against big odds you can beat him. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Jimmy i want to thank mark rober, adam sandler, Kevin Garnett, brie larson, and karen gillan, apologies to matt damon. We did rin run out of time for him. Im so sorry that had to happen. Tomorrow brie larson will be filling in for me. Watch me with norman lear. Lear. And our revival of good times. Thank you, mark rober, thanks for watching, nightline is next, goodnight, everybody. [cheers and applause] tonight, pregnant and in peril, the expectant mother stuck at the border. Are you afraid that you give birth here at the camp . Seeking refuge and a new life, but caught in a misery made in america. Most of these women are living on the streets. They dont have access to adequate food, water, medical care. It is deternance by cruelty. Crl and the Government Official turned whistle blower. You wouldnt just follow orders. I couldnt. Borderline, pregnant and waiting, nightline will be right back
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