Seeing a video of World Leaders seemed to be talking about him behind his back. This is captured at Buckingham Palace last night. Watch here as canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, Boris Johnson and french president Emmanuel Macron gathered together to goof on his majesty. And now the bombing of canada begins. This is absolutely unacceptable. [cheers and applause] how, how dare they laugh at our ridiculous president. That is our job after the video, trump called trudeau twofaced. And trudeau is one thing, but Boris Johnson, thats one thats got to hurt most. We already knew trudeau and macron dont like him, but the crazyhaired boris . Hes supposed to be the donald trump of england. And hes laughing. You know youre a mess when even this guys making fun of you. And wasnt, correct me if im wrong, but wasnt donald trump the one who said the world is laughing at us and hes going to make it stop . If only there was some record of him saying that. The world is laughing at us, weve got to make them stop. And the world is laughing at us. Theyre laughing at the stupidity of our president. The world is laughing at us. They think were stupid. The world is laughing at us. The world is laughing at us. The world is laughing at us. We dont want other leaders and other countries laughing at us. Anymore. And they wont be. They wont be. Jimmy well, mock him up. After trump witnessed them mocking him, he had to pose with them for a photo, and the mood was not merry and bright. Took a spot next to his pal, president erdogan of turkey. The strong men are only friends now. This music is terrible. This is like a funeral for planet earth were witnessing here. Trump also, theres his pal. Yeah. Dont make eye contact. Also today he weighed in on his impeachment proceedings, as seen through the rosie red lens of fox news. You want to comment on the House Democrats impeachment report that came out last night in a hearing today . Its a joke. Everybody is saying it. I watched reviews. I watched hannity, sean hannity, laura ingraham, tucker carlson, a lot of legal scholars, a lot of people with great legal talent and highly respected. Alan dershowitz. And many more. Jimmy judge jeanine, the guy from the my pillow commercials. Everyone agrees, all my puppets agree. He watches a lot of television. It was a long day for the house judiciary portion of the impeachment hearings. The Committee Heard from four legal scholars who laid out the constitutional grounds for impeachment. This is the part of the story that will be too boring to put in the movie, but there was a lot of speculation in this committee about what the Founding Fathers would do if they were here to see this. And to me, the answer is obvious. They would vomit, they would be throwing up in their wigs. Theyd be like, take that orange ape and throw him in the harbor with the tea [cheers and applause] but i dont know them, so, republicans on the committee are testing the theory that a sit being president cannot be impeached if they yell about it loudly enough. And none more so than ranking republican doug collins of georgia who shouted like a coked up person at an old folks home. Really . Were bringing you in here to talk about something youve all written about, most of you have already written about, all four, for the opinions that we already know, out of the classrooms that maybe you are getting ready for finals in. Unless youre on tv, you couldnt have possibly digested the adam schiff report from yesterday our the republican response in any real way. We can be theoretical all we want, but the American People is really going to look at this and say, huh . Jimmy thats right, the American People is looking at this, and we are saying huh, we really are. There were four constitutional scholars, most notably a professor from stanford who did not take kindly to collins remarks. I would like to say to you, sir, that i read transcripts of every one of the witnesses who appeared in the live hearing, because i would not speak about these things without reviewing the facts. So im insulted by the suggestion that as a law professor i dont care about these facts. [cheers and applause] Jimmy Collins responded by smirking and looking at his phone, but professor karlan wasnt finished. I spent all of thanksgiving vacation sitting there reading these transcripts. I didnt, you know, i, i ate like a turkey that came to us in the mail that was already cooked. Jimmy hmm. We had to find a whole family of raccoons living under the porch for you, son of a bitch. Three of the four professors destroyed trump. They said his actions were worse than any president ever. Basically, they rolled up the constitution and spanked him with it. And the fourth guy defended him weakly, but it all boils down to this. Donald trump used the office of president for his own personal gain, which must confuse him, yeah, thats why i ran for president. Its so interesting to watch these guys act like what he did was fine. You know what i want for christmas this year, id love to see what these republicans would say if president obama had done though. Imagine if obama had froze hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid in exchange for dirt on mitt romney. Theyd be losing their minds, not that there is any dirt on mitt romney, other than sometimes he drinks chocolate milk, but you understand what im saying. Rudy giuliani, the president s lawyer, yesterday we learned that over the summer, rudy made a call to the white house, then made another call to the office that controls the budget, which happens to be the same office that put a hold on Financial Aid to ukraine. I mean, these guys didnt just leave a trail of bread crumbs. Theyre throwing whole loaves all over the ground. Why was Rudy Giuliani on the phone with the office of management and budget . He doesnt work for the government . This would be like your housekeeper calling your therapist to see whats going on with you mentally. And with all this going on while hes at the center of a scandal involving ukraine, where is Rudy Giuliani right now . In ukraine. According to the new york times, rudy is in kiev on a mission to dig up more imaginary dirt. Its unbelievable. And rudys not the only team trumper getting raked over the calls. The Intelligence Committee report showed that devin nunes had multiple phone calls with one of Rudy Giulianis hench men, lev parnas. Whose head shot tells you everything you need to know about him. He went on hannity, and even though he was in fox friendly territory he had a look on his face like he went boom boom in his underroos. Have you talked to this guy lev parnas . You know, its possible. I havent gone through all my fon records. I dont really recall that name. I remember that name now because he has been indicted, but why would cnn rely on somebody like that . It seems very unlikely that i would be taking calls from random people. Jimmy it wasnt someone else, it was you. Then theres no need to go through the records, though, here they are right here. You spoke to him four times. Once for eight minutes and 34 seconds. How many of us havent forgotten we talked to someone named lev parnas. Four times about digging up dirt for the president. I have calls with shady real estate moguls every day. This is what the democrats are up to now. Andrew yang held an event in manchester, New Hampshire where he sprayed whipped cream into a supporters mouth. Watch this, he gets going and another goes do it to me. And his Campaign Manager is like all right, all right, maybe not a president ial look. As those of you here know we do our show in l. A. , and maybe the only thing more stressful than driving in l. A. Is parking in l. A. And [cheers and applause] and when faced with a difficult situation, i like to make things more difficult. So we enlisted the help of adam levine, his band, maroon 5. Has a tour starting may 30th in chula vista, and we thought would be fun for adam to give out concert tickets disguised as parking tickets with adam disguised as Parking Enforcement as unsuspecting drivers meet maroon 50. I know this is crazy, but we have 30 seconds to put the money in the meter. 30 seconds. I got to be a stickler. Its a crowded street. Ten, nine, its, seven, six, too late. Ive got to give you a ticket, pal. Once i start i cant stop, unfortunately. Hello, im getting my ticket, and i have a green right here. You can report it if you want, its not going to make a difference, really. Okay. So i have one dont hate the maid, hate the meter, pal. I dont understand. I know, i dont understand either. You want to get on camera, too . Hey, how are you . Whats happened . Whys the reason you gave my a ticket. I have something here in case you want to report it. Hey, why dont you take these concert tickets. Here you go. You were very good. You were a cool customer. Thank you. Oh, not your day. Came in a little hot. Came in a little hot . You did, a little fast. Pulling into a parking spot . Yeah, i tried to guide you in there, i hate to be that guy, but unfortunately, i got a quota to fill. You cant ticket somebody for pulling into a parking spot. Well, you know, i guess i can. No, you cant. Agree to disagree. Oh, wait a second, no, no, no, i know who you are. Take the tickets and get out of here. Bye. Love you. Excuse me, miss . Is this you . Whats the problem . Youre parked in a parking zone. This is only for parking right here. This is a parking zone, so you cant park in a parking zone. What do you mean this is not a parking spot . Its not technically a parking spot. Theres a meter. Yes, there are those, but it doesnt make it a parking spot. Its the fine print, i honestly cant get in the details. It will be on the ticket. Its a fiveminute no standing zone, and i got to get you on the standing now. Theres a proximity law. Youre not actually allowed to be closer than five feet to the officer when the officer is distributing the ticket. These are not my rules. I just follow them, and this whole street is handicap zone. It doesnt say anything here. You got going here, a hybrid, a toyota. Hmm, this car triggers me. Not good for your case. I have three violations. Parking in a handicap zone, parking in a nonparking zone and driving a japanese car that triggers me. Im sorry, you seem like a very sweet woman. I have another job, i play in this band, and i can give you a ticket and i can also give you these tickets. Maam, do you like maroon 5 . Do you know who they are . No. [cheers and applause] jimmy another satisfied customer, thanks to officer levine. The tour kicks off in may. Tonight on the show, music from angel olsen. Ana gasteyer is here. And well be right back with tom holland. So stick around. [cheers and applause] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by microsoft surface. Japanese, and mom hears them in english. re speaking n can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . What does santa do in the summer . Is mrs. Claus a good cook . Do you guys get presents . Can you roller skate or ice skate . Welcome back to our its time to gift wrap. Did someone say gift rap . Sittin with my crew all cozy by the fire please dont be so jealous of my holiday attire shop up to sixty percent off everything with sleepwear from eight bucks thats up to sixty percent off everything are we actually not wrapping any gifts . Now at old navy only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. They release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. Tylenol®. For fast pain relief. 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Share a ride. Whatever you choose to do, go safely, california. A drink with friends can turn into two. And a prescription can be stronger than you thought. Stop there are a lot of ways to get a dui. And a lot of ways to go. Text a friend. Call a cab. Share a ride. Whatever you choose to do, go safely, california. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, she is a very funny actor and singer too. Her new holiday album is called sugar and booze. Ana gasteyer is here. Then her album is called all mirrors. Angel olsen from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night, our guest will be sam rockwell and Francesca Hayward will join us, with music from sheryl crow and stevie nicks. Jimmy and i want to mention, i wrote and illustrated a Childrens Book called the serious goose. It is a fun book. All of the money i make from the sale of the book goes to Childrens Hospital in l. A. And Childrens Hospitals across america. Unlike donald trump jr. My dad cant get the Republican National committee to buy all the copies. I need you for that. Its available everywhere books are sold. And you can get a signed copy as the serious goose. Com. Jimmy our first guest is a very fine young actor and friendly neighborhood avenger who contributes his vocal cords to a new pigeon adventure film. Spies in disguise opens in theaters christmas day. Please welcome tom holland. [cheers and applause] tom, it is very good to see you. [cheers and applause] how are you . Its good to be back. Jimmy its good to have you back. Yeah, its good to be back. Ive been in cleveland for two months. Jimmy youve been in cleveland for two months yeah, ive been shooting a movie with the russo brothers. Jimmy you did the avengers with them, but this is not a superherorelated movie. No, its a drug movie. But its going amazing. Its been a really strange experience for me, because ive been doing the super hero thing for a while now, and now im doing heroin. Jimmy yeah. Not actually. Im not actually doing heroin. Jimmy fake heroin. Fun heroin. Its coffee in a needle. But its going really well. Jimmy do you enjoy being in cleveland . I love cleveland. I think clevelands great. Jimmy you know, clevelands an underrated city. For some reason, someone decided every time we make fun of a city in america its going to be cleveland. I heard this, yes. Jimmy and it stuck. I dont know how it happened. It just kind of stuck. But youre enjoying it there. I really like it there. Jimmy what do you do for fun . Joe and anthony are from cleveland, theyre big browns fans, so theyve been taking us to the browns games. And ever since we started going they started winning. Jimmy so you didnt go this weekend. I didnt go this weekend, no. Did they lose . Jimmy yeah, they lost, yeah, yeah. Im sorry, guys. Jimmy so, would you consider yourself to be a browns fan now . Absolutely. Its funny, my brother and i, we dont understand the rules. Jimmy uhhuh. So weve just been sitting there drinking. But we had a menu, and we like, we came up with our own version of how they should play the game. Jimmy oh. And it didnt work. Jimmy it didnt work . No. Jimmy you know, its funny, because henry cavill was here and he loves the Kansas City Chiefs because superman is from kansas, and he figured superman would like the chiefs, and hes now made that his real team. And now are you, i feel like every team should have a super Hero Associated with it. Yes. Jimmy so the browns get spiderman. Chiefs get superman. I love it. Yeah. Jimmy well, patriots already have captain america. Pratt likes the rams . Jimmy no, he likes the seahawks. That doesnt work. Hawkeye should like the seahawks. Oh, this could be fun. Would iron man like the steelers . Or are iron and steel rivals in a way . I dont know, this is about as much Football Talk as ive ever had. Jimmy dolphins, aqua man. The dolphins actually came to london to play when i was a kid, and they got spanked. Jimmy they did, and did that make you not like them . Oh, those guys snuck. No, we dont understand the sport. We didnt understand why they keep stopping. Jimmy we stop for commercials is the real truth in the matter. You guys dont stop for commercials. Not really. Jimmy thats very interesting. You mentioned your brother, is your brother here with you tonight . Hes backstage. Jimmy i met your brother last time you were here. Yes. Jimmy as you know, im always curious as to what the brother he works for you. I work for him, if im honest. We just set up, were trying to set up a Production Company together, and weve been writing a script together and i work for him. Jimmy he works for you, is that fair to say . No. If harry wasnt in my life, i wouldnt have made it here. Jimmy why do you say that . Because im just stupid and he has to tell me where to go. Jimmy hes your shepherd in a way. Yeah. Jimmy does ever come and say hey, id like a raise . Maybe. Jimmy maybe. And then do you have to think about it . Did you have other brothers applying for the job . Did you interview him for this . My brother sam is training to be a chef right now. On spiderman two, the studio were like, would you like a chef, and i said yeah, but ill find my own. I brought my brother in. Jimmy thats kind of what happens here. Were writing a script, and it starts with 20 minutes of arguing, then like ten minutes of productive work, and then we wont speak for two days. Jimmy can you say what youre writing about, is it about brothers . No, well, kind of, i guess. Its based on a book and a book we in love with as kids. Wan and weve been really lucky to acquire the rights. Jimmy is it harry potter . Because thats popular. Really . Ive never heard of harry potter. We cant talk about what it is. But writing is hard. Jimmy yeah, its terrible. Its worst thing in the world. Its tough. 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Jimmy hes a golfer, and he was the fresh prince. Thats true. Jimmy did you ever see that show . Yes. Jimmy i dont think hell mind if you havent, but if you really want to establish a relationship, id start with watching all the episodes of the fresh prince. You could jam it in. Ill be fine. Jimmy you can binge watch it. How old were you in that movie with naomi watts . I would have been 13 or 14. Jimmy did you ever at any time consider doing Something Else for a living . I didnt. But my parents did. Jimmy your parents did. My mom, i went through a phase in my career where i was too old to play a child, but too young to play a teenager. It took me a long time to grow up. And my mum decided to send me to carpentry school. So she packed my bags up, shipped me off to cardiff in wales, i share add room with this ladys son for like eight weeks. Jimmy this was after you made the movie. This was after i felt like i was doing pretty good. And mum was like, no. So i went to this school, and i was getting a qualification to be a carpenter. The crazy thing is it was a lot of people trying to turn their lives around, excons, and swapping stories and stuff. And i was like one time on set my coffee was cold, man, and it was really tough. And then i didnt finish the course. Jimmy are you capable, as far as carpentry goes . Yeah, pretty capable. All my mums side of the family are all carpenters. So my granddad taught me when i was young. I built my moms kitchen table. Jimmy you did . I built a cabinet in her kitchen. I fixed a friends door once. Its pretty impressive. Jimmy is it a good table . It still works. Its like ten years old and its still there. Jimmy and it looks good . Its great, its bowing a little bit. You can still eat at it. Jimmy i didnt know hundred you had this in you. Im impressed. Last time, bob iger was here. The ceo of the disney corporation. He runs abc, marvel, everything really. Yes. Jimmy he was telling us a story about, of course we most of us who care know that at one time sony, which owns the rights to spiderman was pulling spiderman out of the marvel universe, and it was terrible, and you somehow, according to bob, smoothed that over, is that correct . Sort of. I wouldnt say it was entirely my doing. Jimmy what was your doing . I saved spiderman. [cheers and applause] jimmy you are spiderman. We were d23, the big disney convention. And the news had come out. I was devastated. All my marvel friends were there taking marvel pictures, and i was like, not allowed to be in them. It was awful. Jimmy were you excluded from the photographs . Yeah, it was not the best day. But anyway, i asked if i could get bobs email, because i just wanted to say thank you. I just wanted to say, this has been an amazing five years of my life. Thank you for changing my life in the best way, and i hope we can Work Together in the future. I got his email and he said id love to jump on the phone with you at some point, and when are you free . And you dont give bob iger a schedule. Whenever, bob. Two, three days go by, and my family and i went to the pub quiz in our local time. Jimmy like the night of trivia . Yeah, were doing a quiz. And im three pints in, right . Havent eaten much, and i get a phone call from an unknown number. And i have a feeling, i think this is bob iger. But im drunk. So anyway, my dads just like, take the call, youll be fine. So i answer the call. And im like hey, bob, what was the question . When did snow white come out . 1944. 1944, write that down. No, i didnt do that. I said thank you for the opportunity, and he said there is a world in which we can make this work, and there was a bunch of phone calls back and forth, and tom rossman was instrumental in the process, and it was interesting for me to have these two studio heads like what do you any i dont know. Jimmy a custody arrangement in a way. Yeah. Jimmy i think bob said you cried on the phone, is that true . No, i weeped. No, i didnt weep, yeah, i did. Jimmy you did a little bit . Yeah, i was really emotional, because i felt like it was all coming to an end. Jimmy it was bad news. It really was bad news. We had a really good plan for what we were going to do with sony, the future with spiderman was really bright. But it would be a shame to take him out. We built such a strong character in that world. But im really glad. Jimmy im really glad you got drunk and got on the phone with bob. I know, yeah. [cheers and applause] jimmy its weird the way things work out, isnt it . I know, yeah. Jimmy its great to see you. Tom holland, everybody. Spies in disguise opens in theaters christmas day. Well be right back. For powerful relief from cold and flu symptoms without a prescription, try theraflu multisymptom. 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Stopping fossil fuel plants, ensuring clean energy across the country. How are we going to pull this country together . We take on the biggest challenge in history, we save the world and do it together. You sure you dont want me to come with you . Im very sure. Because i can. laughs make good choices. You make good choices. I am. Fiber is good for digestive health. Good choices never tasted so good. Kelloggs raisin bran. Jimmy hi, welcome back to the show. Angel olsen is on the way. You know our next guest from six seasons of snl. And now, she sings her new collection of holiday songs is called sugar booze please welcome ana gasteyer. [cheers and applause] oh, nice. Jimmy how are you . Everything all right . Everythings dynamite. Jimmy do you love christmas . Its schwetty balls season. A shameless gift that keeps on givin. Jimmy how frequently do you hear those words . Way too much. A lot of uncomfortable moments with small children in the home. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy do the kids understand . Do they like it . I would care for them not to be getting it, but they get it now. Especially the 11yearold. Jimmy the interesting thing about that sketch, everybody focuses on the schwetty balls is the way you play the npr characters. It is absolutely perfect. Theres a rhythm that is just right on. Yeah, they dont have advertisers, you know, so they just take a long time. Jimmy yeah, maybe thats what it is. They can really settle in to a topic for a long, long time. Jimmy yes. And its not unpleasant, but it is distinctive. No, yeah. Jimmy and it infects all of public radio. Almost everyone talks like that. I heard a 15 to 17minute segment on artisanal ale a while ago, and i will, it almost made me become sober. I was so angry. Im not sober, i celebrate the holiday with sugar and booze as you know. Jimmy what is your least favorite thing about the holidays . I dont like shopping. I find stressful. I love giving the perfect gift. I dont like that my husband buys everything immediately before i thought of it. Jimmy my wife hates it too, i dont know what im supposed to do. Youre supposed to withhold purchasing things for yourself beginning around november 1st. If you have an idea, you share it, you know what would be fun to have, then thats it. Give her some space. Jimmy isnt that just ordering it at the slowestpossible speed . Sure. No, its fair. I would be psyched. Jimmy does your husband care if he gets presents . He doesnt care. He doesnt care. And um, yeah. The kids care, a lot. Jimmy oh, the kids want presents themselves or for him. They want stuff for themselves. What kind of americans would not want presents. Jimmy do they believe in santa claus . Thats one i will go to the grave on. I dont care if they believe, its not an issue. We dont argue it. Hes real. I believe in it. [cheers and applause] thank you. I, you know, i dont think its a guy, its like based on a tradition, its the government or something by now, and they definitely collaborate. The issue i have in terms of plausible deniability is the easter bunny, that one really gets me going. I will go to the grave on santa claus, but heres the thing, its either a rabbit, they dont have opposable thumbs. They cant carry things with their hands, and i dont know why theyre in your house, and chances are its a grown man in a bunny suit with a fanny pack. All that upsets me, and i will not go to the mat on that one. Jimmy how old are your children . My children are 33. No, my children are 11 and 17. Jimmy so they never, you never had that moment . We dont discuss it. Its not an issue. Jimmy is it possible that they think you believe in santa claus and they dont want to ruin it for you. Thats what i say to them. You can prior not to believe, but i would prefer for christmas to be magical. [cheers and applause] jimmy there is, speaking of christmas, there is speculation that you are a christmas tree. I have read this. I have read this. I tell you something. I have done Internet Research myself. A lot of people think its natalie cole who passed. Jimmy so probably not natalie then. Yeah. Jimmy natalies team denies it. At the moment they do. I will say, if you might think its me, im not saying it is me, ill tell you a great way to find out, thats to buy my album, sugar and booze. Its a great way to jimmy tell me about the christmas album. I see weve got originals and cover songs. Weve got seasonal, secular favorites. Jimmy youve got a song with maya rudolph. One is secret santa. My rudolph graced me with harmonies on. I wrote the titular track, sugar and booze. So we can say titular on television. Jimmy you can say titular. I wrote a bunch of fun songs about my favorite parts of christmas and we covered a bunch of Great American song book. Its a jazzy vibe. Its your drunk aunt. Jimmy the cover says it all. Its where im headed in my career. Jimmy when did you record it . In what month . January, february and all the way to april for some occasions. We tried for last frost. We schlepped our tree to the studio to create a touch of christmas magic. What are you going to do . I also recorded an audible original, using a lot of music from sugar and booze, called holiday greetings from sugar and booze. It makes fun of all of those holiday letters. You know those awful letters where people brag about themselves . Jimmy yes, the family holiday letters. And the omissions where they dont mention stupid children. Thats like that, a story told through that form. And we have maya rudolph and rachel dratch. Jimmy you could do another one, the kid who got left off the card. Jimmy ana gasteyer spies in disguise opens in theaters christmas day. And well return with music from angel olsen. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by the amg fourdoor coupe, mercedes amg, driving performance. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank adam levine, tom holland and ana gasteyer. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next. But first, this is her album, all mirrors, here with the song summer, angel olsen [cheers and applause] took a while but i made it through if i could show you the hell id been to kept climbing till one day i looked back i was so high i couldnt think to land and in one moment i was blown away and there was nothing left that i could say or do took a while but i made it through if i could show you the hell id been to lost the light but there the sun was shining couldnt hide it and i wasnt trying and all those people i thought knew me well after all that time they couldnt tell how i lost my soul was just a shell there was nothing left that i could lose took a while but i made it through if i could show the hell id been to lost the light but there the sun was shining couldnt hide it and i wasnt trying without becoming what i had to be without the truth i was supposed to see i may have never found my way to you and all those summer days were like a dream woke me from a restless sleep made me quiet had me weak and all the weight of all the world came rushing through ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh [cheers and applause] this is nightline. 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