Look at you guys look at you guys very small sad. [ laughter ] here, hold my mangoagogo. Take my santa, hello is that you, mr. President . Of course, it is. Look, i dont have much time i ditched eric and don jr. At the disney store wont be long until they realize the thor beanbag chair i left them on isnt their real dad. [ laughter ] you came to the mall just to see santa . Thats right. Tomorrow is the big Impeachment Vote people are saying that all i can do is pray but why pray when i can come straight to you, jesus dad . Oh, im not im not. [ laughter and applause besides, i love malls, i really do. The sights, the sounds, the szechuan samples [ laughter ] but even here, i cant escape the democrats. [ laughter ] theyre very mean, santa theyre very mean. Theyre very nasty [ laughter ] theyre very nasty theyre very nasty people. They do nasty thing. They want to impeach me just like clinton and nixon and prancer and vixon. [ laughter ] but that would be very humiliating and the only person who can humiliate me is me [ laughter ] well, that is not true. Thank you, santa. Thank you. Lucky for me, theres one thing i believe in and thats the Christmas Spirit so if this whole thing goes kablooey, i have a few Christmas Wishes, i want to make here, i wrote them down [ laughter ] now dont worry, im not going to ask for dirt on biden, i learned my lesson. [ light laughter ] you cant you cant ask a a foreign leader for help. And you, of course, are the president of alaska. Incorrect, incorrect. [ laughter ] so my first wish. We all knew this was coming. We have to do something about nancy pelosi i mean, shes being a real omarosa scrooge. [ laughter ] and im not asking you to do anything to nancy, but you ever heard the song, grandma got run over by a reindeer . [ laughter ] just think about it. Just think about it. Doesnt have to be a reindeer. [ light laughter ] could be a golf cart [ laughter ] im not micromanaging. Oh, boy so that was my first wish and i get three, right are we playing by aladdin rules . No, not exactly but you can ask for gifts for your friends great any tips on what to get a russian dictator who has everything [ laughter ] im pretty sure hes buying me another election so i want to get him something good well [ laughter ] oh, i have this one friend lets call him rudy the brownnosed reindeer [ laughter ] hes trying to save himself from going to lets call it prison so your Christmas Wish is that he ends up okay how nice no, no, ill just get him a a peloton. [ laughter ] oh, look if im being honest santa, this impeachment thing is really scaring me, like melanias christmas declarations or stairs. [ light laughter ] i just hope it all works out in the end. Well, donald, if you do get impeached, its still up to the senate to remove you, you know it is that will never happen cause the senate is run by my elves, the republicans [ laughter ] and thats the greatest gift of all. Thank you, santa my Christmas Gift came true. And oh, yeah, the tonight show starts right now come on. Lets do this [ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Plaza right here in new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Show starring jimmy fallon. And now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hello. Nice to see you. Hi thank you very much. Hello, everybody welcome. [ cheers and applause thank you, please have a seat. Welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here thank you for watching [ cheers and applause weve got a fun show tonight well guys, the new cast of the Upcoming Season of the bachelor has just been revealed and rules are a little different this season. First, all 30 women have to make it through a house vote then, if approved, theyre going to face a trial in the senate [ laughter and applause thats right, theres 30 women on the bachelor all fighting for the same thing, to see who can disappoint their parents the most [ laughter ] but this year is very fun, since this years bachelor is pete the pilot, three of the contestants are actually flight attendants [ audience ohs ] which should explain why every episode starts 45 minutes late [ laughter ] i saw that another bachelor contestant is a professional house flipper. Just a word of advice, when you get to the bachelor mansion, the first thing that you want to flip is the mattress. [ laughter ] but it looks like a good season [ laughter ] heres a photo of some of the other contestants. Look at this apparently, you get cast on the show, you just need to be able to giggle while looking over one shoulder [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause can we see it again . Is it me dont they all look like they are starring in a commercial for yoplait . [ laughter ] lets get to some news, guys tomorrow is an absolutely historic day for the united states. Thats right, after months of anticipation, it is finally here, the masked singer finale [ cheers and applause well have to find out just kidding of course, we all know twas the night before impeachment and all through d. C. Pelosi was clapping while trump screamed, why me. [ laughter ] thats right, tomorrow, the house will officially vote on the articles of impeachment against President Trump, and nancy pelosi apparently has the votes. [ cheers ] then hillary was like [ cheers and applause then hillary was like, well, dont get too cocky. [ laughter ] and, of course, the media is fired up too this morning in the nbc gym, i ran into Mika Brzezinski bench pressing morning joe. Yeah [ laughter ] everyone is talking about this today, happy impeachment was trending on twitter. When trump saw that, he was like, trust me, after tomorrows vote, everyone will be saying merry impeachment again. [ laughter ] as if things werent tense enough, today, trump sent a sixpage letter to nancy pelosi, where he called the impeachment an unprecedented and unconstitutional use of power, claimed pelosi has offended americans, and calls his crimes completely disenuous, meritless and baseless invention of your imagination. When asked why he sent the letter, trump said, because pelosi blocked me on twitter. [ laughter ] meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani just did an interview where he admitted that trump knew what he was doing in ukraine. Its almost like rudy heard theres no way trump could be removed from office and thought, oh yeah, well see about that. [ laughter ] seriously, im not saying rudy is hurting trumps case, but even Harvey Weinstein thinks he needs to shut up and go away [ audience ohs ] but trump is busy. Today he hosted the president and first lady of guatemala. First, trump was confused. He was like, i love guatemala, especially when they make it table side [ laughter ] its extra at chipotle. [ light laughter ] and finally, as if there wasnt enough going on, a russian spy ship was just spotted sailing off the coast of florida trump heard that and was like, thats not a spy ship, thats my get away vehicle. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy weve got a fun show tonight. John lithgow is here tonight, ladies and gentlemen john lithgow [ cheers and applause hes fantastic in the new movie bombshell. Steve i cant wait jimmy oh, hes fantastic and also, we have my man, liam payne is here [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy lp1. Lp1, this is his first his first solo record. Steve ooh. Jimmy lp1. And its great hes going to talk with us, and then, hes going to do a song at the end of the show its going to be good. Guys, we have exactly four shows left before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause jimmy thats right [ cheers and applause every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member a dazzling christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now since there are four shows left, lets open door number four [ drum roll [ cheers and applause you can do this. You can do this. Okay, you got this you got this okay. [ drum roll jimmy go for it. Oh, my god look at that [ cheers and applause wow, feel good right yeah [ cheers and applause wow, beautiful [ cheers and applause e can we dim the lights . Can we take the lights down a little bit look at this ohh, its glowing. [ audience ohs ] all right, now lets see who is going home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number if i call your number, i need you to jump up let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll please [ drum roll who wants me to pick their number its a good sweater. [ cheers and applause 412 [ cheers and applause get over here come on [ cheers and applause how you doing, bud nice to see you. How are you . Welcome. Fantastic. I know i know, this is amazing, right what is your name . Katey huffman jimmy katey, where you from new jersey. [ cheers and applause jimmy new jersey, fantastic, welcome we love new jersey well, its getting a little chilly out Everyone Needs a sweater do you have anything like this at home . Nothing jimmy nothing like this . This is amazing, right would you like to try it on . Yeah. Jimmy oh, please, we would love it. [ cheers and applause its easy its easy to put on this is fantastic. You know what . Its subtle. And it just says, im cozy. [ cheers and applause oh are you kidding me gorgeous look at you come on beautiful thank you very much for being here thanks for coming to the show. Congratulations to our lucky audience member. Stick around, well be right back with more tonight show everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . What does santa do in the summer . Is mrs. Claus a good cook . Do you guys get presents . Can you roller skate or ice skate . Running out of time . Dont worry. Weve got new gift ideas arriving through christmas eve. So, you can spend much less, but gift much more at t. J. Maxx, marshalls and homegoods. 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For just 35 a month when you switch . sprintern whoa, what a deal paul and, sprint has a 100 total satisfaction guarantee so you and your family can try out the network and see the savings for yourself. sprintern so cool, now open it paul is it the iphone 11 . sprintern what . Howd you guess . For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. It is time for the name that song challenge. Here we go [ cheers and applause name that son name that song challenge jimmy my opponent tonight just released his debut solo album called lp1. Give it up for liam payne, everybody. [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. Thank you so much thank you so much for coming here tonight. Congrats on everything im great, bud look at that they love you, come on, look at that you got a lot of good fans out there. Liam payne all right, everybody, heres how it works the roots are going to Start Playing a song one instrument at a time. Liam and i can buzz in and guess as soon as we know the song im scared about this i dont think im going to be very good. Jimmy no really [ light laughter ] im worried, yeah jimmy no, i think youre going to be great. Youre a professional musician im supposed to be good, yeah, that [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, really, you are. Cant give it away. Jimmy if you guess wrong the other person gets a chance to steal you can play along at home roots, lets hear the first song whenever youre ready good luck, buddy feel the pressure [ buzzer ] jimmy sweet dreams eurythmics [ cheers and applause [ harmonizing sweet dream i love it. All right. [ laughter ] right away. Jimmy sorry, yeah. All right. I didnt know the name of that song. I knew what it was but i was like, ah. Jimmy you can guess ah if you want to but you wont win. [ laughter ] all right, lets hear the next song here we go 1zip. Two, three, four. [ buzzer ] circles post malone [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. I got one jimmy wow, youre bringing it im just happy to get one [ laughter ] jimmy youre bringing it all right, good. Here we go its a barn burner all right, all right here we go, her we go. Lets hear the next song that was good. Oh, i know what it is [ buzzer ] jimmy mambo no. 5. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause little bit of monic in my life a little bit of erica in my lif a little bit of nice one nice one [ cheers and applause who sang that one again . Questlove louie bega bega. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yes. Did you get an extra point for that [ laughter ] jimmy all right, here we go lets hear the next song [ buzzer ] jimmy in the club. 50 cent. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause go shorty its your birthday were gon yeah, here we go oh, my gosh this is the best game ever [ laughter ] this is so much fun. Feels like you should stand back there and give me a a chance [ laughter ] jimmy have a running start, yeah i love it. Quest, you make them so tricky, man. Im like, oh, my god. Questlove amen its not right, though. Jimmy i know youve heard that before. Jimmy the roots can do everything, yeah all right. Lets hear the next song, roots. Two, three, four. Nice though, im feeling it woo. Oh senorita. Yes [ cheers and applause jimmy i had no idea. What happened jimmy i had no idea. I was so confused. I thought it was like a 70s groove of course i know senorita but, oh, man i thought it was like a shawn and camilla jimmy ah, i thought it was like a yachtrocky jam i didnt know it was like, oh, i dig it. I was like, Kenny Loggins i dont know whats happening. All right. [ laughter ] good job lets do the next one. Two, three, four. [ cheers and applause walk a thousand miles [ cheers and applause woo. Mm yeah, i couldnt get the name of the song. Walk thousand miles i was gonna say white chick just see you [ harmonizing jimmy you knew the name of that song . It took me a while to get there. Jimmy that was great yeah all right, it is time what is the score . Are we close were tied 33 oh, wow jimmy are you kidding me oh, i cant lose [ laughter ] ive never lost at this, have i . I dont think ive ever lost ill just gonna bail me out. Did you beat taylor swift jimmy yeah, of course. Oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, its time for the final song this is worth 10,000 points so its anyones game all right [ laughter ] jimmy roots, take it away, bud. Two, three, four. What makes you beautiful. [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, come on. Come on. Im glad i got that thats what makes you beautiful jimmy liam payne, everybody. The winner the champ. Hes performing his new song for us later in the show well be right back, stick around oh, my gosh [ cheers and applause hi momhey. Dad. Hows my Little Princess . I want to be a movie director. Oh thats great. You sure you dont want me to come with you . Im very sure. Because i can. laughs make good choices. You make good choices. I am. 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His latest film bombshell hits theaters nationwide this friday ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, john lithgow. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome. Welcome back great to see you. Jimmy we love having you here its great to see you. Everything well . Oh, everythings great. Jimmy before before you became an awardwinning actor i did research on you and found out that you were a taxi driver at one point thats deep research. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] briefly, but yes, in my unemployed actor days in the early 70s yeah jimmy really i drove a taxi. Jimmy you got a medallion and everything yeah, it didnt last long jimmy why . Youll notice there arent a lot of 64 taxi drivers [ laughter ] they dont give you any leg room its all for the people in back so i spent about a half a summer like this jimmy yeah, and you go, yeah, im not gonna do it. I was going limp from it. [ laughter ] that was the end of that jimmy yeah well, did you have fun did you like meeting the people did you ever like you ever try characters or it was like being in the movie taxi driver. I mean jimmy really [ laughter ] you know, new york was a hard case back in those days jimmy oh, absolutely yeah but, you know, it was a good thing to have. Jimmy did you develop any skills well, i figured out how to avoid red traffic lights [ laughter ] jimmy yeah as a matter of fact, i came out of lincoln tunnel driving my daughter home from school once and i said, okay, im gonna get all the way from here to 86th street without hitting a single red light. And i just invoked all of my taxi skills. Jimmy you did that [ laughter ] it was like it was like, ford and ferrari. Right . [ laughter ] she was like, dad, what are you doing . Jimmy white knuckling everything, yeah i said, look around. The taxis arent going any faster than i am. [ laughter ] not one red light. Jimmy wow, look at you [ cheers and applause thats a real thats a talent like riding a bicycle, you dont forget jimmy speaking of talent, last time we were talking about your greeting card company you started as a child oh, yeah. Jimmy yeah which is very and i brought you this years Christmas Card jimmy do you pay for all your i no longer have a company, but we do our own Christmas Cards. So i brought this just for you, jimmy. [ audience aws ] dont show it to anybody cause i only you put in the mail today, and my friends havent seen it yet. Jimmy okay, yeah i wont show anybody just look over there for a a second [ laughter ] thank you. Thats great [ cheers and applause i want you to do me a favor, though yeah [ laughter ] thats very good, very good. I love you buddy thats awesome well, you know, tis the season jimmy im gonna hang this on the wall next to your painting eventually, you jimmy thats right you painted a beautiful painting of my dog, gary its show and tell with john lithgow jimmy yeah, exactly. Youre all yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i do i love i love showing everyone that you did that for me it was so nice yeah. Jimmy i watch bombshell the other night, and i was just blown away everybody, the whole cast was fantastic. Charlize theron. And you again, i dont know how you do this. You transform into a whole new human. Im like, thats john . I cant believe youre crushing it yeah. Jimmy i mean, you play roger ailes in the movie can we set up what bombshell is well, it is the story of roger ailes fall at fox news, which all happened very fast over the course of about 16 days at the end of his career at fox. But the film is mainly about the women who came forward and bit by bit made that courageous move and they are played by charlize and nicole kidman. Jimmy nicole kidman. Margot robbie jimmy oh everyones megyn kelly was across the hall from us for a year yeah. Jimmy we used to see her everyday yeah. Jimmy charlize does an amazing job. Its an extraordinary film. Were so proud of it jimmy everybody is you can i show a picture of you as roger ailes look at this this is john lithgow [ audience oohs isnt that unbelievable . I mean, how did you do who did the makeup on it this amazing man, kazu hiro, did the makeup Colleen Atwood changed both my body and my face and clothing. [ laughter ] and no, those were my my coconspirators. Jimmy i got to say i mean, from knowing you throughout the years, youre one of the nicest people ive ever met in my entire life and for you to play such a a creep [ laughter ] is honestly, its shocking to see i know. Jimmy i mean, is it does this help you get into character to become this human well, it was you know, the only hard acting is bad writing. And this is a marvelous script by charles randolph, the oscar winner to the big short. Jimmy oh, thats right he told the story of rogers fall the way he told the story of the financial crisis in the big short. And i dont know jimmy it moves so fast i wanna i wish its great. Its terrific. Jimmy i almost want the movie to be longer its just like, oof. You just feel so bad for these women and you go, oh, my gosh. Yeah. Jimmy i hope the guy gets whats coming to him. And he does jimmy and he does, absolutely does. I think youre now youve actually cornered the market on, like, fake jowls yeah. Jimmy cause this is you in the crown as well. [ laughter ] yeah. [ cheers and applause its interesting jimmy this the thing, i mean, you dont i dont know, they just want me for fat, old, bald men. [ laughter ] jimmy youre the best. Whos jimmy corner the market. Go figure you know okay jimmy youre great i also quickly want to mention your bestselling book yeah. Thank you. Jimmy its called dumpty. And [ laughter ] look at this. New York Times Bestseller jimmy best seller. Thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause wow jimmy its really its a great book its very funny. And you also do all of the illustrations yourself thats right. Jimmy i think theres another one. That nice portrait of our man. Jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] what made you want to write this book . You know, it was the last thing i i wanted to do. I performed a parody of a gilbert and sullivan song in a new york Public Theater gala jimmy yeah rewriting all the lyrics. Instead of i am the very model of a modern major general. Jimmy yup. I made it exlieutenant general, and did it in the character of michael t. Flynn. And it absolutely kills. Jimmy yes. I thought, wait a minute. Jimmy theres something here theres something in this. Its much easier to make a a punch line work if it rhymes jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] thats good. There you are bestselling poet. Who ever dreamed jimmy right. A bestselling poet. This is it and i like your introductions too. cause you were saying like, look, if youre a fan of this guy just read on. Yeah. Jimmy and right and how yeah, its just the way you do it is very graceful and then the first poem is Trumpty Dumpty. [ laughter ] Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wal to stir up rabid, political brawl. [ laughter ] its unbelievable. Trumty dumtpy kept insistin more and more citizens started resisting. Sadly, there wont be an to end this tal at least until reasonable people prevail. It was very [ cheers and applause thats good for you well, you know, it became a a history book as soon as i finished the last poem, because events move so fast. Its all about people who have long, long since left the scene. Theyve all been fired or stormed off. Jimmy yeah who remembers tom price and Harold Bornstein jimmy thats interesting, right . Yup jimmy its all changing so fast i do want to show a clip cause i want everyone to see a clip from bombshell. This is the movie that john is in, but you wont recognize him, because hes just amazing anyway, heres john lithgow in bombshell. Take a look at this. The accusations against roger ailes ive never run a god [ bleep ] dairy queen. You dont get to go and get whatever you want. Everybody on my shows knows the meaning of decency and i do mean everybody a tv outfit needs tough, confident women. Do i push them you bet your ass i do but have i ever demanded sex during a casting session i defy you to find any evidence that a single part of what these women are saying is true get ready. More will come we need to let rupert know what it means if i lose Gretchen Carlson can kill fox news this is a fight for your jobs. If i go, you go jimmy yes [ cheers and applause that is how you do it that is how you do it john lithgow, everybody. Bombshell is in theaters nationwide this friday well be right back with liam payne stick around [ cheers and applause v8 only has 5 grams of sugar. This smoothie has over 3 times as much. So maybe we should call this smoothie, sweetie. V8 the original Plant Powered drink. Veg up. The wait is over. Tmobile is lighting up 5g nationwide. While some 5g signals go only blocks, tmobile 5g goes miles. Beyond the big cities to the small towns. To the people. Now, millions of americans can have access to 5g on tmobile. And this is just the beginning. Tmobile, the first and only nationwide 5g network. Hvr dips. You either love it or you really love it. The ones that make a truebeen difference in peoples lives. And mikes won them, which is important right this minute, because if he could beat americas biggest gun lobby, helping pass background check laws and defeat nra backed politicians across this country, beat big coal, helping shut down hundreds of polluting plants and beat big tobacco, helping pass laws to save the next generation from addiction. All against big odds you can beat him. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause jimmy you know our next guest as one of the members of one direction. His new solo album lp1 is available now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, liam payne [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Thats what im talking about, buddy. Thank you so much for being here yeah, ow, is right [ laughter ] thank you for playing name that song challenge. I cant believe i won jimmy you were fantastic i knew celebrating jimmy living it up yeah congrats also on the solo album. I mean thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy lp1. Now lp1 obviously, liam payne yes jimmy thats why lp. Yes jimmy yeah [ laughter ] it was a good place to start. Jimmy yes, thank you, yeah but i heard that you let your fans choose the titles of this album. Yeah, i mean, theres a lot of things online these days. Different hashtags and things people do. I saw harrys album and nialls album and they put lp1 and it kind of made sense for long play which obviously is what it is. Jimmy oh, yeah and so i just let the fans title it for me. Jimmy that was great did your dad have any say in naming this at all geoff payne is not notorious for good names for things. Jimmy i dont know if you guys know this if youre a a one direction fan, i am. [ laughter ] i do know that your dad tried to name the band, and it was what did he call it . Usp or something parents, man. Jimmy what, no, what did your yeah, usp was just unique selling point which i think [ laughter ] jimmy dad, dad, stop it. Yeah, but there was a list. There was, like, two pages worth of lists it was actually when we first went to rehearse in manchester, at this point we all sang at the same time because we couldnt move our egos out of the way to choose who would sing the solo part [ light laughter ] which we would have been horrendous and called usp so it all worked out in the end really jimmy yeah [ laughter ] usp. Youre thanks, dad jimmy the first track is that you released is called stack it up. And there was a little confusion over the video you were making for this yeah, there was a little bit of a confusion i mean, a lot of time when im doing things, i get dripfed bits of information about what were doing. Jimmy uhhuh so they said, youre going to ride a horse. And i said, okay, ill ride a a horse. Sounds good, big budget music video. Animals, all fun. Jimmy yeah do you know how to ride a horse . I went and learned how to ride a horse because of it i thought ill go and learn how to ride a horse. It was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it jimmy yeah theyre trusty little beasts jimmy yeah and then you got to the i got the actual music video on a less trusty little beast which was yeah. Jimmy a carousel [ laughter ] youre on a carousel mechanical childs toy. Theres actually a special term jimmy yeah, right. I was like, what the hell is going on . Jimmy yeah i been out learning riding horses. Jimmy yeah, no, youre not riding a horse at all. And it was a giraffe. It wasnt even a bloody horse. [ laughter ] jimmy actually it was a giraffe. Ridiculous all weve done so far is embarrass me on the show [ light laughter ] first my dad and now me. When does it end jimmy sorry about that sorry. You have a lot of collaborations on this record. You have zedd, you have rita ora, j. Balvin. You have cuevo, ed sheeran is there anyone that you you want to collaborate with now that you havent i can think of four people. Jimmy yeah is one of them sitting next to you . Theyre outside [ laughter ] jimmy we can do a duet itd be fun. Yeah, ive got imaginary friends. Jimmy oh, them, yes. [ laughter ] is there anyone that who do you like out there right now that you would sing with id say out of everybody probably post malone jimmy oh, really he actually [ cheers ] he actually slid in my dms one night. Not in that way. [ laughter ] wasnt in that way jimmy okay, oh, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] i was like, wait, wow. Thats that came out wrong jimmy yeah he spoke to me in my direct message. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] he slid in my dms it sounds so but he came in i dont know why, i think i covered his song that week or i said something nice about him and he was like, love you. It was either buster or baxter jimmy yeah im either a buster which im not really sure what that is i think its jimmy its american. Like a friend jimmy yeah, its buddy yeah translation, good jimmy hey, buster. Or im baxter, the dog from anchorman. [ laughter ] jimmy it was probably buster, yeah i dont think he calls you the dog from anchorman. Id take the dog at this point. [ laughter ] jimmy hed be fun to do it hes a fun dude. No, i like him a lot. Jimmy i love that guy. Hes great you went to olive garden, right . Jimmy yeah, i took him to olive he took me to me neither. He loves olive garden. [ laughter ] and he does. He celebrates all his big events, every time he has Something Big happen in his life he goes to olive garden and celebrates [ laughter ] so i go, dude, ive never been so he took me to olive garden for the first time so i guess if i want to collaborate with him, i should just hang out at every olive garden jimmy yes, thats exactly. [ laughter ] do you know the date or time or jimmy dude, just win him over with bread sticks thatll get him every time [ laughter ] youre also youre getting into the acting world a little bit, too i heard you yeah, ive done a few auditions. It was actually probably the first audition i did that was the most memorable one i got a call asking to do a it was for Steven Spielburgs remake of whats the name of the jimmy west side story. West side story. How did i forget that . [ light laughter ] and i got to go down and audition and i sent tapes in and then i got a message on my last birthday saying, youre going to meet s. S. So i got to meet Steven Spielberg which is the most amazing thing ever [ cheers and applause jimmy hes the coolest its so good. Jimmy what was he what was he like . He was yeah, he was he was really cool and he walked in and he was like, liam and i was like, oh, my god, Steven Spielburg knows my name. [ laughter ] jimmy of course he does. He owns jurassic park. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, he created it. Absolutely, yeah it was really good. I mean, the most memorable moment was we were kind of stood there and he films everything and then we took a little break and he was like, stood there eating a cookie and i was like a woman. I was like, oh, my god. Steven spielbergs eating a cookie. [ laughter ] jimmy thats your big take and then at first i was like, its just a cookie. But then i was like, no, this is cool. No one sees that. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] yeah, you see what what song are you going to be performing for us tonight . Live forever is what ill be performing. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause thank you so much. Liam payne, everybody. His new album lp1 is out now liam is performing for us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause dad im looking for pecans . Pecans . Ok you dont have any thank you. Thank you, i appreciate it. daughter come on, slowpoke yes dad thank you thats it. Thank you. daughter Merry Christmas mom thank you, sweetie. Get to kohls. 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[ cheers and applause and on friday, im talking with the host of this weekends saturday night live, one of my idols eddie murphy will be here. [ cheers and applause so excited plus tomorrow night, were doing a fun bit with ryan reynolds. Its a new type of candle. [ audience oohs thats our only tease. Ill tell you its a commercial for a new type of candle [ light laughter ] and also oh, yeah, thats right. We doing so many things, i forgot we have the cast of cats. The new movie cats. [ cheers ] [ applause ] the whole cast, we got together and we did a thing a new version of a classic song its really good. Its all happening the rest of the week you dont want to miss it, anyway [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, performing live forever from his new album lp1, once again, liam payne. [ cheers and applause jaded fade selfmedicated i didnt know i was waiting for you yeah, yeah broken smoking til you came into focus sobered me up of of one hit of you i wasnt even tryin to chase a hig i just didnt wann feel so low, low, low know im gonna miss the crazy nights but you made me wann let it all go i was always gonn live fas die youn slow down when you came along, yea burn brigh burn out but now you make me wanna live foreve all that runnin gonna give it up for you nothing ever get me high like you do some way someho you and i were gonna live forever [ cheers and applause forever you and i were gonn live forever wreckless restles i let it get so hectic all the way up wit my head in the sky yeah, yeah too muc too gone too many too fun i dont know how bu i got out aliv i wasnt even trying to chase a high i just didnt wanna feel so low, low, lo know im gonna mis the crazy nights but you made me wanna let it all g i was always gonna live fast die young slow down when you came along, yeah burn bright burn ou but now you make me wann live forever all that runnin gonna give it up for yo nothing ever get me high like you d some way somehow you and i were gonn live forever [ cheers and applause forever you and i were gonn live forever forever some wa someho you and i were gonn live forever the partys over let th good times rol but were still gonna lose control lose my mind gettin high on yo high on yo the partys over let the good times roll but were still gonn lose control lose my mind getting high on you cause you and i were gonn live forever forever and eve you and i were gonn live forever forever and ever you and i were gonna live forever oooh ooh you and i were gonna live forever live fas die young slow down when yo came along, yeah burn brigh burn out but now you make me wanna live forever [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy fantastic. Thank you so much. Liam payne [ cheers and applause ah, thats great lp1. Lp1 is out now well be right back everybody. Oh, come on. [ cheers and applause at hertz, we know that a change of scenery shouldnt mean a change in standards. Thats why thanks to you were rated number one in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. Were rated number one [ drathis holiday. Tion ahhhhh ahhhhh a distant friend returns. Elliott. You came back and while lots of things have changed. Wooooah woah its called the internet. Some things havent. Get ready for a reunion 3 million light years in the making. Woohoo yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to john lithgow, liam payne once again. [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight robert deniro. Star of a christmas carol, actor guy pearce comedian joe pera. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news President Trump sent a letter to House Speaker nancy pelosi today and said the impeachment inquiry is full of shameless lies and