House to keep me safe. Anyway, tom bradys at the park working out and his friend gronk is coming with him. Why, i dont know . Is football even coming back . I have a sneaky suspicion tom doesnt know hes living in florida because he retired last month. One group i file aeel are not gg enough praise are those working at grocery stores. The employees at kroger and a bunch of cities did get an incredibly generous perk from their employer. A flier was circulated at kroger that said as part of their associa associate appreciation program, they are offering all pepsi 20ounce soft drink products for 1 each, limit two per transaction, dr. Pepper not included. Of course dr. Pepper isnt included. Hes at the hospital right now fighting the virus on the front lines. But there you go. More beauty in the face of adversity. Thank you for all you mountain dew. Meanwhile, there are reports that kim jong un is in bad shape health wise. He is reportedly in grave danger after complications following a hear
Maybe it wont. What the hell do you got to lose . Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight home sweet show plus, stephen welcomes conan obrien and musical guest michael stipe. Featuring jon batiste and stay homein. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, i was just pretend they go could be at home without a camera. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Happy to be here. Happy. Tuesday, i think . It is tuesday. Good. Thank you, thank you, sir. I dont always know. Im so grateful that im still able to do a show for you guys and for all of you out there watching, one assumes. Its possible my producers are lying to me that were broadcasting at all. Sure, stephen, weve put a van on your front lawn. It talks to space. Now take a shower and shout into your phone. Whatever. Im grateful for something to do. Now, there is one aspect of the show that i have really been missing and that is my conversations with our friend jon batiste. Last c
Cleaning our closets. We somehow wound up with this shocking News Coronavirus pandemic is doing something many once thought impossible. As of tonight, los angeles has the cleanest air of any major city in the world. Jimmy but please, do not go out to enjoy it. Is there a way to save some of that for later . So, if that doesnt signify the end is near, i dont know what does. You know, weve seen many, many videos of neighbors singing on their balconies playing music having socially distant dance parties, but i believe this is a first. A guy on the what appears to be the third or fourth floor poured a glass of wine for a woman below him. This was in portland, oregon. They were hanging outside the windows to applaud nearby hospital workers making a shift change. Thats the new way to drink responsibly. In tokyo it is graduation season and at least one university there found a way to hand out the diplomas using ipads and robots. Known as noomys, the robots walk across the stage to accept dipl
That it is doing something, so i applaud every one of you for doing that i know how hard it can be. Im very lucky to have this house and this family, but its tough so i applaud you guys. Thank you for staying home lets flatten that curve we have a great show tonight Kerry Washington is on the show shes a good friend of our show and she has a new show called Little Fires Everywhere that her and Reese Witherspoon are starring in on hulu. And get those two together, im there. Ill watch that show anytime her charity is medshare. Org. And we thank kerry for coming on well be talking to her later in the show. Also, Andrew Rannells from the show black monday will be on the show, on showtime. Andrew, he was supposed to be our show friday before we left the studio his charity is meal train. Ive never heard of this this is a new charity to me, but its fascinating how theyre feeding people that are on the front line. It and i think kind of an unknown charity so thats a great thing to to broadcast
Just drink at home. I honey . Eh its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight alone again, naturally. Plus, stephen welcomes Ryan Reynolds with jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey. How are you . Welcome back. So glad to see you here at a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its wednesday i think . That doesnt have the date on it. I think its wednesday. Its hard to tell. Because right now, every day feels like youre being humped. This is our seventh, i think seventh show . Seventh show without an audience. We did one in the theater before we left. We did three the week before the break, so this is seven. Happy to be here. Lovely to see you. Its strange, but its lovely. I actually did the math, and ive been selfisolating for 2 idate now. Did you know and i just found this out that the word quarantine comes from the italian quarantina, which means 40 days which is how long people were isolated during the plague . So