Cleaning our closets. We somehow wound up with this shocking News Coronavirus pandemic is doing something many once thought impossible. As of tonight, los angeles has the cleanest air of any major city in the world. Jimmy but please, do not go out to enjoy it. Is there a way to save some of that for later . So, if that doesnt signify the end is near, i dont know what does. You know, weve seen many, many videos of neighbors singing on their balconies playing music having socially distant dance parties, but i believe this is a first. A guy on the what appears to be the third or fourth floor poured a glass of wine for a woman below him. This was in portland, oregon. They were hanging outside the windows to applaud nearby hospital workers making a shift change. Thats the new way to drink responsibly. In tokyo it is graduation season and at least one university there found a way to hand out the diplomas using ipads and robots. Known as noomys, the robots walk across the stage to accept diplomas, each bearing the face of the student it represents. They are dressed in graduation gowns and caps to fit the occasion. Jimmy congratulations to the entire terminator family. Ipads arent the only products being put to clever use. Apple is said to be at work making face shields for doctors. Apple ceo tim cook today, released a prototype. Of what the shields will look like. Im gonna wait for the face shield x. The Prime Minister of england is very ill. Boris johnson is in intensive care with coronavirus. And the Prime Minister of ireland is at the hospital too, but he is there to work. Prime minister leo varadkar renewed his medical license so he could volunteer as a doctor. Meanwhile, our president is volunteering as a doctor too arbitrarily prescribing lupus pills and fish tank chemicals at every press conference. Trump over the past few weeks has been pushing this drug hydroxychloroquine hard despite repeated warnings from his top health guy dr. Fauci who warns that the drugs effectiveness against the virus hasnt been tested. Well, now it turns out, trumps inexplicable passion for this drug might be a bit more explicable. Turns out he has a financial stake in the company that makes the drug. Of course he does. Do we really think he went out of his way to learn how to say the word hydroxychloroquine for no reason . You have chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine. Hydroxychloroquine. Thats hydroxychloroquine. Hydroxychloroquine. Hydroxychloroquine. Try it. Jimmy thats a great commercial. The president potentially profiting from this is very unethical. This would be like if he tried to host a g7 summit at one of his own resorts. Oh wait, never mind. You know if we really wanted to get enough masks to all the hospitals, all we have to do is start selling them at trump store dot com. But the president is feeling very optimistic. Yesterday, tweeted, light at the end of the tunnel. No, thats your tanning bed. You left it on. There was another high profile firing today. The White House Press secretary, Stephanie Grisham is out after ten months. Grisham gave a total of no press conferences during her tenure. She will be replaced by loyal team trumper kayleigh mcenany, who back in february, wisely said this. Hes sort of the last line of defense there. Well, first line, i should say. Absolutely. This president will always put america first. He will always protect american citizens. We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here. Jimmy thank you new white house spokes model. Thank god because can you imagine if it did . Shes going to fit right in. Only the best people. The first thing kayleigh will have to deal with is this. A memo has surfaced showing that trump was specifically warned back in january that half a million americans could die. As a result of this pandemic. This memo was written by his own trade advisor, peter navarro. Who wrote the memo while the president was saying everything is fine and then he wrote another memo in february when the president was still saying everything is fine. Saying the same thing. But if you show up at a press conference youd better not ask him about it. Trump has been using his q and a sessions to beat up on the press. Yesterday, his victim was jon karl of abc news. The hhs Inspector General, by the way, her name is kristy grimm. It wasnt so much her opinion, but they interviewed 323 different hospitals. It still could be her opinion. When was she appointed . When was she appointed . I dont know. Let me know now. How long has that person been in government . Did serve in the previous administration. Oh, you didnt tell me that, i see. You didnt tell me that, jon. You didnt tell me that. Served in the previous administration. You mean the obama administration. Thank you for telling me that. See, theres a typical fake news deal. You asked when she was appointed. I told you when she was appointed. Youre a third rate reporter and what you just said was a disgrace. Well, it was appointed in the obama administration. Thank you very much, jon, thank you very much, jon. Ly infyou will never make it. Jimmy hes at the white house. I think he made it. We should start calling him poutus. By the way, Christi Grimm started at the office of the Inspector General in 1999. Shes served under four president s, republican, democratic and idiotic. Jon karl wasnt the only journalist who took shrapnel. Trump repeatedly refuted a report. A report put out by his own administration that said hospitals have a shortage of supplies and long waits for tests. Which we all know they do. This report made him so angry he even went after a reporter for fox news. I know you dont want to talk about the Inspector General report, but testing is still a big issue in this country. When can hospitals put the slide up again, please. When can hospitals expect to receive a quick turn around of the test results . Are you ready . Are you ready . Hospitals can do their own testing also. States can do their own testing. States are supposed to be doing testing. Hospitals are supposed to be doing testing. Do you understand that . Were the federal government. Were the federal government. Were not supposed to stand on street corners doing testing. We have a brandnew testing system we developed very quickly, and thats your result. And you should say congratulations, great job, instead of being so horrid in the way you ask a question, please, go ahead. Jimmy say what you will about the guy. He really knows how to speak to women. You know what would be great . One day, all the reporters should get together and agree to only ask trump nice questions. Just to be dicks. One after the next, theyd get up and go, mr. President , why was your bold leadership so perfect and effective . Wouldnt that be the best . Hes really gone off the charts with these charts. He loves this one that shows the number of coronavirus tests that have been done so far. You can see it goes all the way up to two million, which seems like a lot until you consider that there are 330 million americans. But dont ask him about it. Everything is perfect and great at this point, its like the captain of the titanic is ordering the band to play louder to drown out the screams. Heres some good news. At the ocean park zoo in hong kong. The giant pandas who live there are mating naturally for the first time in a decade. Ying ying and le le are doing it do you think pandas call it doggie style . Turns out all they needed to get in the mood was not having thousands of people pointing at them and taking pictures all day. For ten years, no one thought what if we gave them some privacy . I guess theres something about humans going extinct that makes these pandas very randy. All it took was a Global Pandemic for ying ying to get her groove back. Speaking of groove lets check in with guilermo. Who is at his home. Jimmy how are you doing . Guillermo im doing great, familys fantastic. Jimmy how are you doing on toilet paper . Guillermo unfortunately, im running low. Jimmy imagine if i asked that question in january . Youd thought i was nuts, right, guillermo . Guillermo thats right. Jimmy but times have changed and weve learned to appreciate those fresh, puffy rolls of toilet paper. The folks at cottonelle made a donation and are donating an additional 200,000 in honor of our show tonight. On top of that, theyre donating 1 million rolls of their soft and luxurious rolled gold, too. You could be a part of this, now through june 1st. Cottonelle will donate an additional dollar in honor of anyone who tags share a square. You can get the information at cottonelle. Com. And guillermo, since you are in need, im going to share a square with you, okay . Heres how you do t uh, there, take it, guillermo. You see that . Yes. Guillermo thank you, i got to go jimmy all right, he might need a little more. All right. Use the shareasquare, and thank you to cottonelle for teaching us squaring is sharing. Guillermo is so good, he wanted to help other parents. Gather the kids. Its time now for the first of what i hope will be many installments of homework corner with guillermo. Guillermo hello, and welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Todays problem is what is 189 divided by 3. Wow. Thats a very hard question. Divided by three, i think its, i dont, i dont do division anymore. Oh, wow, maybe we go to commercial, and then well be right back with the answer. 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Jimmy kimmel live from his house jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from his house. Welcome to my escape room. Still trying to figure out the escape part. Tonight on the show a young man who is making his Television Debut from his bathroom, sam fischer. Were also going to salute an icu nurse from boston who is out in the field fighting the coronavirus right now. And then later, the kids, or rather, the young adults, from modern family compete against each other in a Scavenger Hunt from their homes. The Series Finale modern family is tomorrow night. Make sure to join us after that with the adults from modern family. And also tomorrow an all new season of who wants to be a millionaire hosted by me so please check that out. My guest tonight is equal parts national treasure, talkshow host, and fish. She joins us from her very wellappointed home, please welcome ellen degeneres. Hello, ellen. Ellen, may i ask a question . And first of all, there is nothing scarier than andy lurking behind you in that mask. It looks like a sequel to friday the 13th. But i did want to ask you, a lot of people have been making fun of our wallpaper. They dont like the wallpaper. I know you cant see much of it right now. I trust your taste. What do you think of the wallpaper here in our home . I like that. Ive been to your house and kitchen, but i think thats an area ive never been to. And i like it, and i think its homey and cozy, and i like when you went around and climb ared through the window to show people it wasnt a green screen. Jimmy yeah. Okay. I enjoy it, an you know, you cant please til t have you at all instead of picking on your wallpaper. Jimmy if you like it then we like it. Thank you, appreciate it. I noticed you are making videos of not necessarily really making videos but sneaking up on portia while shes cooking. Yeah. Jimmy have you noticed, has she gotten good at it over the last few weeks . Cooking seemingly every night . No. Jimmy no . No. No. Now thats not true. Although she is going out, were trying to support the restaurants here, too, because there are still restaurants. Look, we just went through the fires and mudslides out here, and all of the restaurants were out of business, all the wait staff was laid off. Everybody was just getting back to normal, and so were trying to support all the restaurants. Thats what im telling her. But i think that, but look, shes learned how to cook, which is more than i can say ive done. I dont cook. And shes gotten pretty good at it, but we do want to support the restaurants here, too. Its been a little bit of both. Shes been cooking. Shes not good at, heres thing shes good at. Shes good at slicing her fingers. One time someone told her to use a mandolin instead of a cheese greater, so she used a mandolin, but she didnt know theres a Plastic Thing youre supposed to hold the thing with, so then she sliced her finger with a mandolin. So youre a cook, actually a really good cook. Jimmy well. Yall are set. Jimmy well, yeah, were okay in the cooking department. Is it true that on that same day, because im not sure how on social media it lined up. But that same day that portia sliced her finger, she was also shocked by the electric fence . Yes. Yes. And one day, she was electrocuted trying to pet a horse. She was leaning over a fence, and it was not nice to her and the horse. Jimmy this has been a hellish nightmare. Yeah, shes definitely, its safer when she doesnt cook and she just stays inside. What is your goto, is there a regular meal that youve been cooking . Or have you kind of veered off and tried new things . Jimmy ive tried a couple of new things. But the thing i cook more than anything is something called pastatina. Beans, garlic, olive oil and a little bit of flavoring, and i make a pasta for the kids with parmesan cheese, and they demand this every day, every single meal, i say what do you guys want . And every meal they say pastatina. That is our main item of sustenance. Would you do me a favor and send that recipe to me so i can have portia try that and well post it and see how she does. Jimmy absolutely. Ail ma ill make an individual j video do it. Andy is urinating in your yard right now. Thats okay. Thats what hes supposed to do. [ laughter ] its totally fine. Jimmy okay. It will water it all down. Jimmy okay, good. I wanted to ask you about this selfie you took at the oscars. This would be illegal now. This would be, you would potentially be arrested for doing this now. This is what it would look like now. I know. You think, you think of all the things that, like, imagine beino a whole bunch of people now. Its crazy. Jimmy every once in a while ill go out on the street, walk up the hill, and sometimes there are people walking up the hill, and sometimes people dont even make any effort to kind of like maneuver around you. Theyre really not, a lot of people just dont seem to care about sneezing or sweating or doing whatever steam is coming out of their bodies, it getting on you. Thats not okay. Yeah, ive been hiking a lot. And for the most part, everybody stays. Like i hiked with Julia Louisdreyfus the other day, because shes up here also. And we stayed six feet apart the whole time we walking and talking to each other. Neither of us heard a word the other were saying but we did talk. I think its really important. We would pass people. We would stay pretty far apart. Most people up here are pretty good with the social distancing, and im paying attention to it. As you see, i have andy outside. But its going to be very strange to slowly acclimate back to normal life and to be in a group of people. What do you miss . Do you miss having the studio audience . Jimmy i do, i do miss having the studio audience. Its strange. I did radio for 12 years, so i do have some background in no one laughing, but it is strange, and its a weird transition. I feel like ive made it and i wonder what its going to be like when we eventually go back. Will it be startling . Like you did your netflix special and went back to standup comedy, you probably didnt realize you wouldnt be seeing anything like that again anytime soon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, i cant imagine if i had been working and building up to shooting a special and then this happens, and then i, you cant do it, like know what i mean, i mean, its like everybody. Theres all these athletes and whats going to happen with all the sports. Its very strange. And, and, you know, i know you feel the same way i do. Im very blessed that im, im in a position where im, you know, okay and safe and, but it just is, for so many people out there, for so many reasons, its, its a very scary time. And i think its scarier, because we dont, we dont have a clear understanding of when this is going to end and how its going to end. Jimmy do you miss giving things away, like when the amazon guy comes to your house, do you hand him a bowl or a candle or anything like that . No, i have a whole bunch of 4k 4ktcroku tvs, and theyre stacked up. Anybody who comes by i give them a tv. Yeah, its hard. Its really, its a very strange thing. Jimmy i was talking to somebody about this the other day, i said i wonder how we will look back at this, 10, 15 years from now. I know. Well keep doing the best we can. What, andy . I like talking to my friend jimmy. I miss him. Jimmy its like an andy aquarium back there. Its, its the best. Im going to feed him at some point, too. Ill bring like some tongs and give him something. Jimmy please give portia our best and ill send you that recipe. Say hi to molly. Ill see you soon. Jimmy thank you ellen. 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Her name is taylor chasemeyers. And she joins us now from her home. Hello taylor. Hi, jimmy. Jimmy thank you for joining us. Its an honor to meet you. Jimmy its more of an honor to meet you. I understand youve been work being long shifts, huh . Extremely long shifts. I work nights. Theres less staff, and its tough. Jimmy you work what, 7 00 to 7 00 . 12hour shifts . Yeah, 7 00 to 7 00. Jimmy is that a normal shift . Have you ever seen anything like this before . Yeah, so 7 00 p to to to t a normal shift, but have i seen anything like this covid19 before . We had a crisis in boston . 2013, and i worked in the trauma icu then, and the Boston Marathon bombing was like huge for our city, and, you know, it was, you know, a catastrophe, but it wasnt the exact same, because this, you feel like youre more susceptible to the illness and everything of the patient. With that, it was just, you know, you didnt have your own worry of you getting sick or your family getting sick. Jimmy what is it like at the hospital where youre working . Are people on edge . How, how are People Holding up there . I mean, theres like an overlying tension in general. And its like hugely anxiety provoking, but in general, our hospital is like, in boston in general, our Health Care Workers are strong and resilient and like we lean on each other a ton. So we have that. And i feel like well get through it, but i mean its definitely like this weird, like, you know, tense area. Jimmy do you have all the supplies that you need at the hospital . I mean, honestly, every hospital needs more ppe. I think thats like, in general, needs to be, like, the number one priority, for, like, the entire nation, really. Jimmy you also have two little kids, right . How old are your kids . Yeah, my son is 3. His names quinn. And my daughter, sawyer, is 18 months. Jimmy and your husband, i understand, also has been working, helping to find child care for people who are affected and infected by the virus. Yeah, he is an attorney for the department of Early Education and care, and hes been work beiing tirelessly home to set up emergency child care for all the front line personnel of massachusetts. Jimmy i dont think we could find a more deserving family to honor. So what we wanted to do, our friends at lavatser coffee want to give you 10,000 to do whatever you like with, oh, my gosh jimmy you could buy ten rolls of toilet paper or whatever you can get with that now. If you can find toilet paper jimmy theyre going to donate 4500 bags of coffee to your hospital, to the workers there which hopefully will keep you guys going and awake and donated 50,000 bags of coffee to other hospitals across the country. And we just wanted to say thank you. I dont know how many times we could ever say thank you to be grateful enough for what youre risking and what youre doing, but we are all, all of us, i think you probably know that. And i hope youre hearing that from people in person as well. Yeah, i mean, we so appreciate the support. Its hugely tough to go to the hospital day after day and night after night and then have to come home to your family and youre worried about bringing anything home or just being infected personally, and just like the support and the laughs from you, jimmy, is like super helpful to keep our Mental Health and spirit up. Jimmy thank you, again, we appreciate everything you do. Take care of those kids, and thank you for doing everything that you are doing right now. If you have a Health Care Hero you would like to nominate to be honored on our show, just post about it using health carehero. Thank you very much, taylor, take care. Thank you so much, jimmy. 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Or since you guys finished taping the show is that it . Ive talked about pokemon go. And rico has occasionally played me back in darts. When i occasionally do it, its fun and we do it like all day. Jimmy of you, who is taking the quarantine the least seriously . Dont you guys dare say me. I dont know. Jimmy okay, youre all taking it seriously. Have any of you watched the finale yet . Or are you waiting to see it on television . Im going to be watching it with the families at home. Jimmy mmhm. Nobodys given it to us before hand, so i think were all just going to see it. Jimmy did you guys cry on the final taping . Were there tears shed . I have nolan sobbing. For sure. For me, i was keeping it together for the last shot and right when i heard everyone starting to talk and everyone was like, okay, its about that time where that was the last take, then all of a sudden ed put his arm around me and i went from 0 to 100 real quick. And it was water works the rest of the day. Jimmy who will you miss most of your cast mates, starting with erielle. Im going to be honest with you. If i didnt live so close to nolan, it would be nolan. I live near rico and can talk to recoul rico and sara. Im going to say ed. Jimmy sara, how about you . Yeah, thats a good point, erielle. I live so close to you guys and im so close to jesse and his husband justin. I will miss ed the most. Thats such a good point. Jimmy you guys should just go over to eds house in the middle of the night or something if youre going to miss him so much. Were going to get in bed with him. Hey, how are you, man, we miss you . Ed is quarantined in hawaii right now. Are you on lockdown in your beach house in hawaii yet . You poor thing. I hope youre going to be okay. Jimmy it will be a good, healthy swim. So you guys are only going to be family members for one more day, we wanted to take this opportunity to play a special sibling rivalry edition of Scavenger Hunt. I assume you know how a Scavenger Hunt works. Rules are simple. I will ask you to find an item or complete a task, and your job is to do that as quickly as you can. Can i interrupt . Im actually their uncle. Not quite siblings. Jimmy youre still family. It would be frowned on if there was a relationship, lets put it that way, all right . Here we go. First thing, bring back something you love. Go get something you love, bring it back oh, sara is fast, whats your dogs name . This is boo. Jimmy you love boo . Oh, wow. Hi. This is baby. Jimmy nolan ran to the pound. I have four dogs, so i dont want one to feel like shes getting special treatment, but their one does have a fantastic hair tie right now. I have a feeling we all grabbed dogs, didnt we . Jimmy but, you know what, i think sara has the biggest dog. So sara, you win that round based on pounds, okay . Next challenge is to get your phone and read a text from julie bowen. Oh, no. Oh, no jimmy extra points if youve got any kind of profanity. Lets start with rico, go ahead. Julie text me, love you, got carried away with my crafty page. Sorry, i forgot to bring it. Jimmy okay, sara. One a day, what colors . Jimmy what does that mean . Shes been knitting beanies, and, well, as my fiance requested a beanie. Jimmy ariel . Your hair is prescient. Theres a text below it, but im not going to read it. Jimmy you can win this round if its good. Im not going to read it on tv. Jimmy nolan . Do you want actual profanity . Ive got a lot. Jimmy yes, yes, give us something good. Ahoh. Okay. Yes, also, i had also i had requested this naughty, erielles 11 minutes late comment from whose [ bleep ] phone by the way, it was not toby or trey, i have documentation of that. Be excised from documentary. Jimmy were going to give that round to nolan. Your final challenge, bring back the largest bottle of alcohol in your house. Yes the dogs are going for it, too. Thats right, america, the kids from modern family are all of legal drinking age. Now do you feel old . Right. All right, here we go. Erielles come back with, oh, what is that, fireball . Wow, bacardi . Weve got, oh, that is rubbing alcohol, very clever, rico. And im prepared jimmy and so far, i dont know how many ounces we got there, but, definitely the slowest member of the family is nolan, for sure. Nolan may have stopped and had a drink on the way. Lets see what nolan comes back with. Nolan, what do you have . Its pretty big. This is a 5 vintage from 7eleven. Jimmy all right, you know what . I think were going to have to say the winner is fireball. That bottle is the most full. All right, now drink the whole thing on camera. Mine has a hole on top for easy access. Mine, too, jimmy . Jimmy im going to call it a fourway tie, because you all performed very admirably, and each won a mini bottle of hand sanitizer, street value, 800. We look forward to seeing the big finale, thank you for being a part of this, and your show will be missed. You guys will be missed as well. Im sure you guys will be around as well. Modern family, tomorrow night, 8 00 7 00 central, well be back with music with sam fisher live from the lavatory when i have i feel scared. Sometimes my parents have to take me to the hospital. I feel like a fish with no water. You know how to react to their asthma attacks. Heres how to prevent them. Call. Visit. Or call your doctor. Because. Jimmy well, thats our show. I hope you had the quarantime of your life. Id like to thank ellen degeneres, sarah hyland, ariel winter, nolan gould, Rico Rodriguez. Our friend taylor and all the medical professionals out there saving lives. Apologies to matt damon, who has never done anything for anyone. Ill be back here again tomorrow for a new show with the adults from modern family after the big finale, but first, making his Television Debut from his bathroom in los angeles and other locales from around the world. Here with the song this city, sam fischer is live from the lavatory ive been seeing Lonely People in crowded rooms covering their old heartbreaks with new tattoos its all about smoke screens and cigarettes looking through low lights at silhouettes but all i see is Lonely People in crowded rooms this citys gonna eart hicity gon l leave malon s aou sie felt like im home am i getting closer to knowing where i belong this citys gonna break my heart shes always gonna break your heart oh i remember mornings when my head didnt hurt and i remember nights when art didnt feel like work she wakes up at noon and shes out til three she leaves her perfume all over me but i remember mornings when my head didnt hurt oh this citys gonna break my heart this citys gonna love me then leave me alone this citys got me chasing stars ts bei ple nt am iet closetome kninbeng this citys gonna break my heart shes always gonna oohoohooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oh oohoohooh ooh ooh ooh ooh she got a hold on me she got me wrapped round her finger she got a hold on me she got me wrapped round her finger this citys gonna break my heart this citys gonna love me then leave me alone chasing stars its been a couple months since i felt like im home am i getting closer to knowing where i belong this citys gonnamyrt shes always gonna break your heart oohoohooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oh oohoohooh ooh ooh ooh ooh this citys gonna break my heart shes always gonna break your heart thanks, jimmy, goodnight, everybody