Just drink at home. I honey . Eh its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight alone again, naturally. Plus, stephen welcomes Ryan Reynolds with jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey. How are you . Welcome back. So glad to see you here at a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its wednesday i think . That doesnt have the date on it. I think its wednesday. Its hard to tell. Because right now, every day feels like youre being humped. This is our seventh, i think seventh show . Seventh show without an audience. We did one in the theater before we left. We did three the week before the break, so this is seven. Happy to be here. Lovely to see you. Its strange, but its lovely. I actually did the math, and ive been selfisolating for 2 idate now. Did you know and i just found this out that the word quarantine comes from the italian quarantina, which means 40 days which is how long people were isolated during the plague . So
Jon so celebrate two wonderful things at once, with jon batiste sings classic valentines dayblack History Month love songs. And have a happy black valentines day History Month. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, biden headed south. Plus stephen welcomes James Marsden, sam heughan, with a special appearance by john oliver, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen there we go hey nice to see you cheers and applause jon theyre ready, theyre ready. Its thursday stephen thats an amazing audience. I wish these people had been here last night laughter jon i feel fat. Stephen welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause happy, happy thursday, everybody. The democratic primaries are off and running. So far, weve seen results from iowa and new hampshire. Next, the campaign moves on to a caucus in nevada. Which is perfe
Then stay tuned for stupid and afraid. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, baltimore problems plus, stephen welcomes idris elba, maude apatow and musical guest Perry Farrell, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hello whoo howdy howdy doody perfect perfect ready to wrestle. Do you wrestle . Do you wrestle . Have a seat, everybody thank you very much what a lovely crowd, what a lovely, lively crowd theyre alive on this planet. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im going to start the show. cheers and applause im glad to hear it. I love the energy in this room right now. Im going to start the show tonight with some, and i hope im pronouncing this correctly, good news . laughter is that right . Its been a while, its been a while. laughter as you know, my friend jon stewart has been working with police and firefi
Only on the discovery channel. Then stay tuned for stupid and afraid. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes idris elba, maude apatow and musical guest Perry Farrell, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen whoo howdy doody perfect perfect have a seat, everybody thank you very much what a lovely crowd, what a lovely, lovely crowd theyre live on this planet. We can only the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause im glad to hear it. I love the energy in the room. Im going to start the show tonight with some, and i hope im pronouncing this correctly, good news. Is that right . Its been a while. laughter as you know, my friend jon stewart has been working with police and firefighters, and other advocates cheers and applause for a couple of years now to try to get congress to permanently reauthorize he