House to keep me safe. Anyway, tom bradys at the park working out and his friend gronk is coming with him. Why, i dont know . Is football even coming back . I have a sneaky suspicion tom doesnt know hes living in florida because he retired last month. One group i file aeel are not gg enough praise are those working at grocery stores. The employees at kroger and a bunch of cities did get an incredibly generous perk from their employer. A flier was circulated at kroger that said as part of their associa associate appreciation program, they are offering all pepsi 20ounce soft drink products for 1 each, limit two per transaction, dr. Pepper not included. Of course dr. Pepper isnt included. Hes at the hospital right now fighting the virus on the front lines. But there you go. More beauty in the face of adversity. Thank you for all you mountain dew. Meanwhile, there are reports that kim jong un is in bad shape health wise. He is reportedly in grave danger after complications following a heart procedure. But because everything with him is secretive, no one knows for sure. One of the reasons they suspect hes not well is because last week he missed the most important holiday in North Carolina north korea, a Birthday Celebration for his late gra grandfather. He is not one to miss cake. He had heart surgery due to complications with smoking, obesity and overwork. Thats why our president doesnt smoke and never works. Hes just smart. Maybe kim jong un got tired of the whole dictator thing. Hes going to wind up 30 years from now running a bed and breakfast in vermont. Kim jong un is probably president trumps best friend. They met many years ago at chubby dictator club. Trump woke early this morning to say there is an i. Monday into the football, bachelor finale, new york times, i dont care about that, i care about going around the fake news to the people. Only donald trump would say he doesnt care about ratings. While bragging about his ratings. But it wasnt all lashing out. In fairness, trump did try to lift spirits yesterday and actually told a pretty funny joke. Please, go ahead. Mr. President. No, i think right behind you. I promised. I cannot tell a lie. So, well get you next, okay . Jimmy thats a good one. And guess what, he didnt get her next. He went to someone else. And then, moments later, he lied again. You held rallies in february and march i dont know about rallies. I really dont know about rallies. I know one thing. I havent left the white house in months except for a brief moment to give a wonderful ship the comfort you held a rally in march. I dont know, did i held a rally . I dont know, did i hold a rally . Jimmy did i hold a rally in an enclosed space even though i now claim to have known it was dangerous at that time . Yes. Do i have an Advent Calendar counting down the days until i can hold another one . You bet your dirty mask i do. Maralago laid off 153 workers today in addition to the 560 laid off at trumps resort in miami. Maybe this is why hes so anxious to open for business again, hes getting hurt. The president s own Coronavirus Task force, members of his own team, are reported to be actively ignoring him now. Think say the vice poodle, mike pence wont even sniff his butt, which i dont know, that doesnt make any sense to me. Why would they ignore a president who has so many great ideas. Remember when he wanted to nuke the hurricane . You probably think im joking, but go ahead and google that. I have a will the lot of questi the president s task force. We reached out to the white house and believe it or not they connected us with the chief medical adviser to the Coronavirus Response team, and i am honored to welcome dr. Anthony fauci, hello, dr. Fauci . Dr. Fauci . Hello, hello . Can you hear me on this . Hello . Jimmy yes, yes, we can hear you. But i was under the impression id be speaking to dr. Fauci. Oh, no, no, no. Dr. Fauci is no longer with us. Jimmy why . What . The predisidentsagree a resp fauci so much that he actually sent him to a big farm upstate where hes free to run around in a field all day with other doctors. Im the new lead on the Coronavirus Task force. Jimmy and you are . Oh, dr. Solomon zaius. Jimmy as in dr. Zaius, the diabolical scientist from planet of the apes . Ive done other movies. Jimmy oh, okay. What other movies have you done . Little thing called jumanji. Maybe youve heard of it. Jimmy how did you get this job . Oh, family connection. The president s mother, mary, is my nanas sister. Jimmy okay, so your mother was his mothers sister, but youre, youre a an orangutan, yes. Jimmy wait, wait, that means donald trump is, what . Half just half. Of course he is. No human would have a fantastic head of orange hair like that. Jimmy that actually explains a lot of things. So doctor, since you are now the guy, what are your suggestions for stopping this covid19 . First of all, for humans, this is very important. You must wear a mask. Jimmy you find that masks are most effective against spreading the virus . No, but they are very effective in covering up your ugly faces. Ha, ha, ha, come on. Jimmy, you teed me right up for that. You come in, you cant, ha seriously. Jimmy youre right. Your faces are disgusting. Jimmy well, thank you, dr. Zaius, joking aside, what we want to know is how long before we can leave our homes . Why . So you can befoul the environment with your fossil fuels, destroy the forests with your grade, contaminate the oceans with your heaps of detritus and wage war other divisions in religion and race . Jimmy yeah, yes. Three to six months. Jimmy okay, great. Anything else you want to share . Well, last thing, again, for humans, very important. No more masturbating in public. Jimmy well, thats not, we dont, thats more of an ape thing, its not really something humans do. You dont . Jimmy no. Oh. Youre missing out. Jimmy all right, well, thats dr. Zaius, the new hid of something. I dont know. When we come back, well be joined by our friendly neighborhood spiderman, tom holland. Wash your hands, you damn dirt eye human this is our home. Weve never seen it look quite like this, eye human ye human human . Because the best people to fight for our communities are those within them. So, if youve just bought a volkswagen or were thinking of buying sometime soon, were here to help with the Community Driven promise. The last thing you should have is having enough toilet paper. Please know were working around the clock to get you more charmin. Stay safe. Only roomba uses 2 multisurface rubber brushes to clean all your floors. And with patented dirt detect technology, roomba finds dirt throughout your home. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba. 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Youre gettin big. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. A quick note, tomorrow night in prime time im hosting who wants to be a featuring Anthony Anderson and jane fonda playing for their favorite charities. Watch that at 10 9 central here on abc. On this show tomorrow, i will be chatting with the mighty Thor Chris Hemsworth all the way from the land down under. And on thursday, my guests will be Arnold Schwarzenegger and ed norton. The terminator and the hulk. Our guest tonight is a supertalented super hero, who by day helps run his Family Charitable foundation, the Brothers Trust. He is social distancing all the way from a place called england. Please say hello to tom holland. Hi, tom. Hey, how you doin, jimmy. Nice to see you, mate. Jimmy thanks for doing this. Tell us about your living situation right now. I am in london, im living with all my pals. Normally when we do your show we do a Live Audience. We couldnt obviously have a Live Audience now online. I actually have my own Live Audience. [ laughter ] so the laugh track will be provided by harrison. Jimmy theyve been with you how long . Harrison and i have lived together maybe four years. Jimmy i mean as far as oh, the quarantine. Weve been on lockdown in london for about a month, yeah. Jimmy how are you getting along . Are there any issues that need to be worked out . Not really, because were all drunk all the time, so, not really. No. Jimmy that helps. Were lucky enough. We cant really complain. We have a lovely outdoor space. And the weather in londons been really nice. Were all good. We cant complain. Jimmy are you getting things done at all . Is it productive . I mean, its been a little bit productive. Harry and i have been working on the script weve been working on together, we sent that out yesterday to the first bunch of producers, which is actually more nervewracking than anything ive ever done in my career, because im worried that theyre going to actually find out that im stupid and i cant spell anything. But weve been doing that, playing a lot of playstation and watching a lot of films and catching up on film history, and like i said, drinking a lot. I actually said this weekend i was going to stop drinking for a week, i was going to have a week off. And literally monday morning, ive got my prop. Ryan reynolds sent me a case of gin. Jimmy oh, really . I was like im not drinking the whole week, and the door bell rang and there was a case. It says friendly neighborhood spider gin. Love ryan. Jimmy if im wrong, correct me, but i believe you were supposed to start shooting spiderman in july. Is that still the plan . Im not too sure. Im not too sure. I was in berlin making a film called uncharted with mark wahlberg. We were all ready to go. We went to set day one. We got shut down and sent home. Whether we shoot that movie first or spiderman first, im unclear. But both movies are being made and theyre both really strong and the scripts are fantastic. And whatever happens, happens. Ive played spiderman, im ready to go. Jimmy im speaking with thor tomorrow, and i was wondering if youve been video chatting with your fellow avengers. I spoke to Jake Gyllenhaal the other day. We were chatting about doing a peloton class together. Weve been trying to get on the same bike and train together. But weve also been doing these pub quizzes, these massive pub quizzes. Weve done one with a cherry crew. And the rooster brothers have been involved. The winner has to design the quiz for the following week. I by some miracle won last week and had to do it this week. But the problem with the quiz is you need to know the answers to the questions youre asking people. Jimmy right. And if you dont that doesnt really work. Loads of my questions, i got the answers wrong that i thought were right. So i was asking people questions and the answer is soandso, and people were like, no. One of them was who was the second president. And im a really big fan of hamilton, but not that big of a fan obviously. I thought Thomas Jefferson was the second president , and that wasnt true at all. So i looked like a complete idiot. I face timed downey a couple days ago, and he was in the bath. Jimmy how romantic. You were going to do this quiz as part of your Charitable Foundation your family has put together. Thats your goal is to make it a big online quiz to raise money . The Brothers Trust is a vehicle that we use to raise money and feed towards charities we think need the light and support. But we felt uncomfortable asking people for money at this time. So we as a collective are doing the donations. The reason were doing the pub quiz is to bring people together and have a laugh, thats essentially what were trying to do. Jimmy you can go to brotherstrust. Org to learn more about that. Speaking of uncomfortable, i have a favor to ask of you. My son billy turns 3 years old today. Okay. Jimmy we watch both of your spiderman movies over and over again. And we promised him the real spiderman was going to come to his party. We were going to hire a guy in a suit. But now nobodys coming to his party. His party is just us. I was wondering if youd say hello to him. I cant guarantee its going to register. Would you mind . Absolutely. No trouble at all. Put hill on. Jimmy well take a break and tom holland is with us. Well surprise my son billy, too. That Liberty Mutual customizes your insurance, i just love hitting the open road and telling people so you only pay for what you need [squawks] only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. 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Jimmy jane, what did you say about Peter Parkers face . Cute. Jimmy she said you have a cute face. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Thats very kind of you. Jimmy are you mad at me for saying that . But he likes it. Its nice. We were about to sing happy birthday to billy. Are you going to help us with that . Mmhm. Jimmy shall we do that . Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday, dear billy happy birthday to you jimmy thank you, spiderman youre the best. I appreciate it. [ applause ] happy birthday, billy. Jimmy say thanks to spiderman. Thanks, spiderman youre welcome, see you next time guys, bye, bye, bye. Jimmy well be right back. Its time to step up. Prep up. Step up. Prep up. To help keep you free from the risk of hiv. From the makers of truvada, theres another prep option descovy for prep. A oncedaily prescription medicine that helps lower the chances of getting hiv through sex. Its not for everyone. 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The weekend forecast is coming up. In the headlines tonight. Residents have to stay in homes to at least may 17. The county Health Officer extended the order tonight citing a high number of high cases and testing. San diego residents will be staying home for a few more weeks. The reality is the likelihood that will happen is likely. Ten people are dead after an out break at the assisted liing facility. Today Governor Newsom announced a first of its
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