Round of rebound golf, and then relax at the 19th hole. And get to know the colorful locals. Im bored. I want to do something now so call limited travel today for your home away from home inside your home. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight the ice late show. Plus, stephen welcomes Daniel Radcliffe and Jonathon Karl homin and no now live on tape from a e distance, its Stephen Colbert. Hello, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. I am still at home, still surrounded by my family crew. My wife is right around the corner getting ready to hand me some props. My dog is what is he doing . Hes eating wat is he eating . Hes eating something. Is that paper towel . barking what is he eating . He ate something from the bathroom. Its fine. My son peter is over here. Hes my technical crew once again today. Do you want to wave hi, pete. Okay, feet tonight. Last night it was hands. Well eventually get the whole body. Now, phew, you may have noticed i am still we
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Everyone who thought this would hes like an old timer working a Vice President mike pence to be over easy shift at the Park Slope Food click or call for a quote today. Reduce the risk of both them coop dealing with snooty catching the coronavirus ian morgan wrote that joke newcomers. It looks like somebody over lets put him in the key excuse me, there is no more there finally read the organic arugula. You can tweet ian if you want to oh my word you have to make your fancy its so cheesy, youll need a pick up line to go with it. Constitution and figured out who was third in line. Tell him to [ bleep ] off. Like, did it hurt. Salads with regular arugula. Imagine that when all that cheese fell from heaven and landed on you . Infectious disease expert how will the universe survive . Dr. Anthony fauci said in an according to a new study, we need those kinds of major coronavirus can be transmitted changes to deal with the broken its not delivery. Through airborne fecal matter. Its digiorno. N
Ventilator obsession, hospitals have been accumulating enormous amounts of cotton balls, tongue depressors, even our urine just what do they need all that urine for . And dont bother trying to find a newborn baby, theyre all in hospitals hospitals if theyre so great, then why is everyone there sick . Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen at home plus, stephen welcomes john oliver with jon batiste and stayhomein. Now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you. Thank you so much. Wow. Wow. Hi. Hi. Please please, have a seat. Thank you. We got to do the show. Im sorry. Thank you very much. Thank buddy. Welcome, one and all, to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Its good to be back. What have i missed . Anything big . Im coming to you from the late shows new temporary set the historic ed sullivan my house. Why did i wish to be home more on that cursed monkeys paw . Plus, now ive got to wash the monkeys paw for 20 seconds wi
From work last night to find this hanging on his door. This is another ad for mike bloomberg. Even his ads are too short to reach above the doorknob. Mike bloomberg has poured more than 500 million of his own money into this campaign. If he didnt have a good night tonight, he basically spent the cost of an avatar movie to find out nobody likes him. He did win he won American Samoa today, the election there. Biden won North Carolina and virginia. Bernie took vermont and expected is win california. Around twothirds of californians vote by mail. The other third now have coronavirus. I voted by mail. I have to say the ballot they ita messocratsn the ba tom steyer at the top even though he dropped out over the weekend. Deval patrick also out. Michael bennet out. Michael bloomberg, hell be out soon. Mosie boyd. I dont know who that is. Might not even be a real person. Then cory booker who dropped out at like christmas or something. Mayor pete dropped out, not in the race. I like seeing their