But this is it, guys this is were at the top. Were at the top of the hill, were almost at the top. Weve got to keep going, keep pushing, keep supporting each other. We got this, we got this, all right . Lets get through this week. Mondays basically already done so now we got tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday. Four more days were already in were in. So were going to have a big show, a fun show tonight. The one and only lady gaga will be our guest on the show tonight. She is spearheading the w. H. O. Global citizens special one world together at home. This is her website here Global Citizens. Globalcitizen. Org togetherathome shes going to talk about that giant event, april 18th. I am cohosting it with jimmy kimmel and Stephen Colbert. Im very excited a lot of big names and then she has a little surprise coming up later in the show that should be very fun also my other guest is andy cohen, who we love, from watch what happens live. Hes doing it from home as well and hes recovering at
The articles turn to stone, and democracy crumbles into the sea. Maybe next crime. That sucks. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight signed, sealed, impeached plus, stephen welcomes andrew yang. Abby mcenany. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whoo hey how are ya . I like it i like it cheers and applause band playing nice thank you very much so kind, yeah. Were good. Were good. Thank you very much. Welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, in here, out there, all around the world to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And it is cheers and applause an historic day in anmerica, because today, the house of representatives formally sent articles of impeachment to the senate to begin the trial of donald j. Trump. cheers and applause ive got all the details for you in tonights don and the giant impeach. They got me, they got me laughter stephen
And people love it i wonder if you can get a bucket of coffee too. Anyway, this is what its come to. Breakfast in a bucket. We are all eating like the president now. One of my coworkers received what i can only assume is a belated april fools day prank in the mail this weekend. She got one of those coupon packs with the discounts on charmin toilet paper and bounty paper towels. But i guess you could wipe with the coupon in a pinch, right . You know, i thought wed heard all the bad amenities this coronavirus has to offer already, but now it turns out its not just for humans anymore. A tiger at the bronx zoo has tested positive for coronavirus. Researchers think she caught it from a human zookeeper. Health Officials Say that people who have the virus should avoid contact with their pets. Jimmy great. Just when you thought things couldnt get worse for joe exotic. By the way, how did a tiger get a coronavirus test . Must be a hell of a basketball player. Nadia the tiger is believed to be t
And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody hello there cheers and applause good to see you. Please have a seat, everybody thank you so much. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Folks cheers and applause i like that. Thank you. I dont know how you guys are feeling tonight, but i am staying positive not testing positive, just staying positive. laughter staying positive. I believe that the bottle of purell is halffull. laughter because somebody stole half my purell, and i will find you laughter jon come on, now. Stephen the coronavirus is still on everyones minds, so dont forget to wash your minds. laughter and ill tell you all about the latest in tonights edition of goin viral. cheers and applause book your cruise now stephen there are now over 600 cases of coronavirus in the united states. There were 500 when we rehearsed this two hours ago. laughter over the weeke
And that would be if the wifi goes out. God forbid. Could you imagine . I dont know what id even do. Id probably just go to a rave and surrender to the virus. If someone asked me to choose between wifi and Running Water right now, i would drink my pool. My daughters and i played animal crossing all day yesterday on nintendo switch. Have you seen this game . All right. Theres nobody here. Anyway, shout out to tom nook and timmy at the shop. But my point was the internet is still chugging along. Its providing us with hundreds if not thousands of entertaining videos to make the days shorter. So many of you have been coming up with and sharing fun and unusual ways funusual ways to pass the time. And tonights is a good one too. This is our quarantime killer of the night. Quarantine party jimmy its like a Party Version of silence of the lambs. I like that. Well done. You know, for a lot of people like myself today began our third week of quarantine. And this is when your survival skills star