Jimmy oh, winnie, thank you so much. We have a great show tonight all new. Starring Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh uhoh, do you have anything else you want to say lets just start the show. We in the house tonight, join jimmy and his guests Ricky Gervais. Billy porter musical guest the lumineers. And the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. 0 we in the house yall and now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody, welcome to the tonight show at home edition. My name is jimmy fallon. Im so happy to have you guys watching the show. Its tuesday today, and tuesday i say is just one day closer to friday, isnt it, though its definitely not yesterday. And it is not quite tomorrow its almost tomorrow its basically wednesday lets just act like its wednesday. But its tuesday its great monday was great done forward. Onward, upward thats what were doing, okay . Were in this together lets make this work thanks for watching, everybody hey, were working with salesforce really stepped up so any don
Steady leadership you usually only get from brunch plans with ashley enough time to cover everything in the recent news so, here with during yesterdays coronavirus a recap is one of our writers, press briefing President Trump amber ruffin in a segment we acknowledged the impact of the call amber says what. Virus and said, quote, so, yeah, weve lost a lot of people. You guys, things have been crazy. Okay, when i go, can trump not do the eulogy . So, yeah, seths dead okay, first of all, work was like, amber, its time to do not too much more to say about another amber says what. it and i was like, what . Feel free to poke him on your way out, if you dont believe its only been a week since the last one. Me he wont feel it. And they were like, the last President Trump yesterday pushed one was, like, a month ago. Back against calls for the and i was like, what . Federal government to bail out states and cities that have been okay, ill come into work. Hit hard by the coronavirus and then they
Hi, everybody. I want to thank everyone for tuning in to our show and for staying inside or in their area thats youre doing the right thing. [ applause ] and to all my fellow new yorkers, i got to say, im so proud of you for staying inside and wearing a mask and just doing the right thing. A lot of people are watching us a lot of people are watching new york to see what we do and so you really are setting the bar. So thank you so much for that. Um yeah its thursday. So thats closer to friday right . Its basically friday. So lets lets lets make some jokes and comedy. [ laughter ] we in the house come on steve tonight, join jimmy and his guests vince vaughn, gigi hadid, musical guest maluma, and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. We in the house yall and now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hey, guys, welcome to tonight show at home edition well, you guys, today is National Honesty day, which means, tomorrow is national hey, im sorry about what i said yesterday i didnt mea
He claimed he was being sarcastic with reporters, which was a lie, but i shouldnt say that. Ill let you be the judge of whether it was a lie or not. Does this seem, in any way, like he was being sarcastic to you . And i think you said youre going to test that, too . Sounds interesting. And then i see the disinfectant which knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do Something Like that . By injection inside or almost a cleaning because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it will be interesting to check that. Youre going to have to use medical doctors. Jimmy right, right. Medical doctors. Those are the ones with the circle things on their heads, right . Can we claim we were being sarcastic when we elected him president . After this little nugget of nuts, trumps own Environmental Protection agency quickly posted guidelines for using disinfectants that included the phrase do not ingest disinfectant products. Unfortunately,
For the coronavirus, President Trump claimed he was just being sarcastic. Like when he took the oath of officeon President Trump claimed yesterday that people who know him and the history of our country say he is the, quote, hardest working president in history. Youve got to be kidding me. Abraham lincoln worked harder than you after he went to that play and thats im confident thats a joke, uh, that did as well today as it would have in a room full of people. Its nice to have those. It just reminds you that some things are still the same. President trump and Vice President mike pence reportedly tested weekly for coronavirus, while melania is tested every single moment of every single day. According to the New York Times, President Trump rarely attends the Coronavirus Task force meetings that precede the press conferences, which isnt surprising at all. Trump is like the kid in your Group Project in high school who didnt do any of the work. But the only difference is that kid never volun