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Steady leadership you usually only get from brunch plans with ashley enough time to cover everything in the recent news so, here with during yesterdays coronavirus a recap is one of our writers, press briefing President Trump amber ruffin in a segment we acknowledged the impact of the call amber says what. Virus and said, quote, so, yeah, weve lost a lot of people. You guys, things have been crazy. Okay, when i go, can trump not do the eulogy . So, yeah, seths dead okay, first of all, work was like, amber, its time to do not too much more to say about another amber says what. it and i was like, what . Feel free to poke him on your way out, if you dont believe its only been a week since the last one. Me he wont feel it. And they were like, the last President Trump yesterday pushed one was, like, a month ago. Back against calls for the and i was like, what . Federal government to bail out states and cities that have been okay, ill come into work. Hit hard by the coronavirus and then they were like, no, pandemic and accused democratic governors of fiscal were still working from home. And i was like, what . Still . Why . I cant stay here anymore. Mismanagement. I mean it. Theyre bad with finances . Every woman you sleep with either goes home with hush money or a prenup. Theres a strange man in here. And they were like, thats your husband. White house adviser and and i was like, what . President trumps soninlaw Jared Kushner said this weekend i married someone who judges me that the administration is for watching endless hours of house hunters . Working to bring manufacturing [ sighs back to the u. S. In order to ill try to make it work prepare for future pandemics and, quote, make sure were okay, so the governor of florida, ron desantis, told never reliant on foreign everyone to put on masks to go supplies again. Outside. Said kushner, the only thing we then he held a press conference and put his mask on like this. Should be getting from overseas is dirt on joe biden Florida Governor ron desantis is you will fight with us jointly as we work to defeat this facing criticism after he pandemic referred to his state as, quote, gods waiting room during a so on efforts, its been great and i was like Coronavirus Press briefing said god, you should see what i call it. [ laughter ] what . The Los Angeles Lakers sideways reportedly qualified for almost now, why would you choose to do 5 million from a federal it the hard way . Government program created to provide relief to small oh, my gosh. Businesses how can someone who is in charge of so many people do something meanwhile, the New York Knicks so dumb . Qualified for federal Disaster Relief and then i remembered and i yeah, you dont you dont shut up. Want to go in there. The u. S. Centers for disease okay, so then ben affleck was seen smoking while wearing a mask control released an updated list and i was like, what are you of coronavirus symptoms protecting yourself from, yesterday that includes chills, exactly . Repeated shaking, muscle pain, do you think the cigarette smoke cancels out the corona headache, sore throat and loss oh, no of taste or smell. I shouldnt have said that, cool because if trump heard me say that then hes going to thanks, said hypochondriacs. It gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the so, everything lungs. So, the list is everything so, it would be interesting to check that no, dang it too late according to a new survey, almost 70 of married couples so, then i heard the governor of say theyve learned something florida designated the wwe an new about their partners during quarantine essential business even worse, 30 havent. And i was like, what time is it you told me that story already. On when . Yesterday because i would kill for a new show right now. Nintendo has announced that more i swear to goodness, i have seen everything whatever you have, i will watch. Than 150,000 User Accounts have been hacked including that folder mario had labeled tax stuff. So, then the actor Stanley Tucci scared this cute little video of officials in new zealand him making quarantine cocktails. Announced yesterday that the and everyone was like, ooh, country has quote, eliminated the coronavirus. Stanley tucci. Which is great, but still not as and i was like, what is Stanley Tucci . Great as hearing a new zealander say eliminated. Okay, but then i watched the [ laughter ] video. What are you going to make me a pug in North Carolina has a negroni tested positive for the mmm coronavirus. Would you like one . I would love one. Help great im having trouble breathing, do you mind if i get my wine no. Thanks. Said a pug without coronavirus and i was like, in immediately, all the way in. Im starting to think were not i mean, what a breed thats still supposed to be around. On top of Everything Else now i have to deal with having these two cats in new york have feelings for Stanley Tucci reportedly tested positive for the coronavirus. [ sighs and one publication was a little all right. Too excited about it and then, and you will never believe this, Insane Clown Posse thats right, two cats in canceled this years gathering new york have reportedly tested positive for the coronavirus, of the juggalos because they, quote, refuse to risk even one which is remarkable since cats juggalo life. Rarely ever come within six feet and i was like, what a of humans. Responsible posse of clowns. Yeah, some animal jokes. Gets back into it. Then, i found out that there is a mcdonalds in england this week partnered with the a real life little boy in australia named corona and i was countrys National Health like, what . Service to offer drivethrough coronavirus testing. Then i found out he was getting said people using the site bullied because of his name, and ba da ba ba b i was like, what im positive. Then, tom hanks gave him a typewriter also named corona with quarantine as best we can, that he could use to write him letters so that they could be pen pals trying to get some work done, and i was like, what . Home schooling our kids. And then tom hanks wrote, you and a lot of us are getting got a friend in me. Outside to get some muchneeded and i was like, aww, what . Exercise, but it seems like not then, i cried. Everyone is being smart about it, which brings us to a segment not because it was beautiful, we call, hey. But just because i feel like the bullies are going to have a field day with this. Seth hey, joggers. Its scary enough being out in then cuomo has been giving press the world right now without one conferences and i was like, what . Of you stomping up from behind panting and gasping. Its like a horror movie except these arent press conferences these are ted talks where you jason had the decency to wear a mask get to be bitchy, like this. And hey, a lot of people carry the virus even when they dont have symptoms. And this you could be crop dusting us with the corona. When nike says just do it, but also informative, like this. They dont mean mass murder. And hey, i know you think if this really tells you what a low youre super healthy, you dont bar there is for press have corona and therefore you conferences. Cant spread it, but how can you be sure . I mean, this man just told us think about it the symptoms are sore throat, the day of the week, and he has difficult breathing, and a an 87 Approval Rating higher body temperature. And last time i checked, those are also the symptoms of then, i heard that trump said jogging. That people could cure the coronavirus by ingesting and hey, what is wrong with you . Cleaning products. And i was like, what . You for once have the perfect excuse not to go jogging the only cleaning product i want what are you trying to prove inside of me is this guy youre out there in the rain youre out there in the snow there could be a meteor headed just kidding directly for earth and your its actually this guy first reaction would be, i can still get in a few miles before im vaporized. Ooh, mr. Bubble. Okay, so now im sure as you hey, just an idea, why dont you know, a lot of states have told stay home and jog in place like people that they have to stay you do at every red light . Home and most people are like, okay. And yeah, we notice when you do but last week some people in that wisconsin and texas were outdoors protesting. And hey, how is it possible that and i was like, what you know your exact body mass why are these people acting like index and you know your average this heart rate and you know your oh, i remember vo2 max, but you still dont know what six feet is . If you tell americans it mostly let me help. Its at least three of those affects black people, folks will weird lunge stretches you do to be outside in a big pile french let the world know youre a kissing strangers tomorrow runner, the way a peacock lets the opposite sex know theyre ready to mate. I do not like to have called it, you know, its like this thing but called it, i did so, then georgia said that they were reopening movie theaters. Like that. And i was like, what is even playing right now . You go like that there are no movies out. And all the way back thats like two feet its just going to be that one and commercial thats like lets all go to the lobby lets all go to the lobb lets all go to the lobb and watch our grandma die so, then President Trump was like, drink bleach, everybody. And i was like, what . Yeah, baby, lets get wild but then, i found out that there was no fun new cocktail called bleach. He was suggesting drinking actual bleach, saying it may combat the coronavirus and i was like, what . That is the craziest thing he has ever done. But then i remembered all the other times i said that. And i was like, what what what what this has been amber says what. Seth give it up for amber ruffin well be right back with will forte more important than the shows and the neon. And there is something bigger than our hotels and our bravado. That something is you and your safety. That is everything. That is the only thing. We know you cant travel right now or even be around others. We just want you to know that when its time, well be ready. And better than ever. Because there is no bigger star in this town. Than you. Only you. Lets see. Its dry. Ood fifteensecond ad slots dries instantly and keeps you protected for fortyeighthours. Can match the power of energizer. Because energizer ultimate lithium is the longest lasting aa battery in the world. [confetti cannon popping] energizer. Backed by science. Matched by no one. Life is too far you cant do it on your own but time will show and dont you know how bad we need each other . You know what im saying . Hmmm. Mmm. Mmmm. Mmmm seth our first guest tonight is one of the funniest people i know he stars in the new animated film the willoughbys on netflix. Please welcome to the show will forte, everybody. Hello, seth seth hello, will it is so wonderful to see you. Its great to see you too seth i talked to your costar maya rudolph about how her animated character looks in this film. And she pointed out that you have a bowl cut in the film. Heres a photo of you from the film according to maya, from an actual haircut you had for years. That is the haircut that i had until i was 32yearold. Seth 32. I started out with a classic bowl cut that i think everybody goes through a bowl cut phase as a kid but i just never let go. I it turned into, like, a bowl cut mullet version in my high school years. And then i trimmed that down to just, like, a normal bowl with just, like, a little handle on the end. So you could, like like, a bowl you could carry around with your hand. Just a little handle in the back but still very much a bowl cut seth now, it should be note led you astray this was happening, bee were cutting your own hair yes, yes. I decided, why waste all this money on haircutters when i can do it myself beautifully, a beautiful job. [ light laughter ] and so i cut my own mullet in fact, i dont even think i remember trying to go for a mullet i think i just would see hair here and cut the hair here and then just go, oh, i dont really see the hair in the back so i guess i dont have to cut it. Seth when you showed up at snl, it was sort of almost insisted upon that you upgrade your haircut yes so, i get there. Im already just terrified of the whole situation. Nervous about everything and one of the first things they do is they take you down for a photo shoot to take various pictures one of them for this wall of all the performers past and present. And so i get down there. 30 seconds into these photos, they all call a time out to go huddle [ laughter ] and im like, oh, this cannot be good. [ laughter ] they all come over and try to, as gingerly as possible, break the news to me that i had the ugliest haircut theyd ever seen in their lives [ laughter ] so i i went for it. I just allowed you know, i said, jesus, take the wheel. Seth yeah. And they cut it into the, you know, the sexy do that it is right now. Seth you are not known to be a wasteful man you recycle. And you took this as far as your own hair you would cut your hair. And then you saved your hair and you made a gift for your dear friend, my dear friend, john solomon do you want to explain the gift before we show the photo yes so john solomon has been an important person in both of our lives. Yes. You met him when he came to write at saturday night live. Well, ive known him since college, just one of the best people on the planet, funniest, sweetest hes like a brother. So, yeah, you know, i cut my hair and i started saving that hair and eventually made him a wig. And so what i did was i took one of those styrofoam wig heads seth yeah. Put a bald cap on top of that then just a bunch of glue on top of the bald cap, matted down the hair on that and then i made up the rest of the wig head i painted it flesh colored, put a couple of eyes in there. And, yeah, so i presented it to him. And he seth there we go thats the photo of it and so that is all i mean, thats a pretty good likeness. Thats all your actual hair. That is all my actual hair. Ooh, ooh, i cant believe i buried the lead here yeah, the mustache is also my hair but its not from my head. [ laughter ] seth leave it. Leave it at that i mean, who cares pubic hair seth no one would be surprised after seeing that that you to hear youre a wonderful gift giver and you just gave someone what many say is the greatest gift of all. You just got engaged, my friend. I did just get engaged. Im very excited i fell in love with a woman. Seth im so happy for you. Thank you thank you. Oh, my god im excited for you to get to know her more. You got to meet her the last time i was on your show. We all went out to dinner afterwards seth i know. She was wonderful. Yeah, so its were super happy. And oops, my puppy is chewing on the cord. Get away from that cord. [ laughter ] mud butt yeah, we call him mud butt [ laughter ] seth wait, i want to ask this a big part, of course, is getting the engagement ring. Yeah. Seth can you tell us about your ring real quick so it was i asked her on christmas day. We had been working on macgruber scripts. And i kept saying, oh, im not done yet im not done yet. So im like, i want to i knew i wanted to propose. But i also had to get this friggin macgruber script in so i finally, on the 24th, at 3 30 in the afternoon, sent in this macgruber script i had been working on, grabbed my sister we ran down, trying to find some kind of shop i knew that i wanted to get a ring, the ultimate ring with her. But i wanted to get you know, i for sure wanted to give her, like, a temp ring. [ dog barks seth yeah. So looking, looking, looking. But its stores are closing its the day before christmas. Seth yeah, thats i mean, you should have seen that coming i should have yeah, you know, im a planner. Im a planner. [ laughter ] so anyway, i finally i just almost i just give up and im walking by this store that basically just sells postcards. And i saw that they had maybe three rings somewhere. And these slim pickens, slim pickens. [ laughter ] somehow it was meant to be and i got her the ring that i used to propose. And it is the most beautiful looking ring you can seth yeah, its stunning and im assuming if you got it at a postcard store, it cost you a pretty penny oh, the most beautiful ring that 55 can buy [ laughter ] seth you made your fiance a beautiful gift as well of music. You are a very musical person. And i guess i did not know a song you probably both love is shes like the wind by Patrick Swayze yes yes. See, i think you i can say this i i am known in my life to have some issues with gas. Seth yeah. And farts seth yeah. And, you know, sometimes worse than others. And i have found a woman who can handle that. Seth right and so she i got a bunch of her friends and family to send in a bunch of birthday greetings. And i just thought, oh, im going to try to make her a birthday song. So i took that karaoke track of Patrick Swayzes shes like the wind. And i altered the lyrics to be the song is now called she likes my wind. Seth uh, here it is. The World Premiere of will forte singing she likes my wind. She likes my wind in her nos she feels my vibration everywhere she goes the first time i tooted she didnt lodge a complain so i just kept farting again and again and again she feels my breat on her fac but its not my breath i think you kno what it is and it smells like my ass [ bleep ] just a fool to believ i can cheese when i please but i ca cause she likes my wind seth its just so beautiful. Thank you seth im just going to let everybody at home take that in and have a few minutes with themselves and well be right back with more will forte. 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Because, you know, this isnt the best time maybe to be house training a dog i feel like its i mean, it is it is to me i think a really good time because seth yeah, i guess youre right. Were there always. You know, were training it to get outside now. Ive never potty trained a dog before ive had dogs when i was growing up but we just we were horrible dog owners, and we just kept the dog outside. And the dogs would just poo wherever they wanted to. So this, this but it is a fulltime job. I mean, for sure 50 of the time is cleaning up dog poo or pee or dog vomit. Seth dog segue, youre the new is it the film, the scoob yeah, yeah. Seth and youre the voice of shaggy im the voice of shaggy seth can we hear a little shaggy oh, my god. Uh i guess the best thing i can say is, zoinks. [ laughter ] seth very, very, very good scoob. You know, i dont got i would try to practice getting into character for the voice every time id go in there and god, it would take me forever. And i wouldnt even know if i would get in the right to the right place, so, like, being put on the spot. Seth you i mean, my memory of you at snl, because you didnt not from lack of talent, you did not do a ton of impressions. And if you were ever given an impression, you would basically do that voice in the hall for seven Straight Days leading up to the show. Well, this is you know, its a its a being put in this position, which is, i mean, its an honor to get to do this. Because casey kasem is you know, what an iconic voice that he created and then Matthew Lillard did a friggin fantastic job, i thought. Seth he really did he really, really did. So it was very nervewracking but ive been in this situation before, because you know, like you said, when i was at snl, i had to do george w. Bush after will ferrell and so its just its an impossible task. Like, its i didnt want anybody to do george bush after will ferrell and then to seth right be the person who has to do it is scary seth can i put you on the spot here and ask you to do maybe my favorite impression of yours . You have a oneword impression you would do for john mccain do you remember that friends. Seth great thank you so much. Really, just as good as i remembered it. [ laughter ] so this is true. This is a true thing that im so excited about, and i was lucky enough to read a couple of the scripts. Macgruber is going to be a television show. Is that that is accurate. It is were were still waiting for the official green light but its looking good. And were moving towards it. Were almost done writing the series it would be an eightepisode series, yeah seth so will, this was a film that is a fantastic film, macgruber, that did not, i think we can say, make a ton of money at the box office. And yet, in the decade since, im assuming you, like me, have heard from so many people how much they love that film it was written off for dead when it defecated the bed at the box office [ laughter ] but then i think people have given it a Second Chance i hope, you know, we were so proud of that movie that it was tough to take when it first did so poorly. But then we thought, you know what screw everybody, you know . Weve loved this thing and, you know, we spent a lot of time on all these dick jokes. Seth yeah. I think theyre some of the smartest dick jokes youll ever see on film. And i just [ indiscernible oh, thank you. Its a film that im always with no exception, when people tell me they havent seen it, i you know, ill say, i promise whatever your expectations are for it, it is so much better than that. The movie is not for everybody. Like 1 out of every 500,000 people maybe like it [ laughter ] but like it to a nice degree so with the series, i feel like people who like the movie like, if you loved the movie, one out of every five of those people will love the series. [ laughter ] so were Getting Better. Were Getting Better you know every 500,000. Now its no were if you liked the movie, i think youre gonna like what were doing. Its kind of about seven years after the movie ends, is when the series takes off and its pretty fun so far seth i cant wait. Thank you so much for making time for us today. I love you so much, will congrats again on your engagement and i will see you soon. Stay safe, and thank you very much seth all right will forte, everyone [ ] think you need to buy expensive skincare products to see dramatic results . Try olay skin care. Just one jar of microsculpting cream has the hydrating power of 5 jars of a prestige cream, which helps plump skin cells and visibly smooth wrinkles. 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Seth our next guest represents californias 45th Congressional District please welcome back to the show congresswoman katie porter how are you, katie im doing fine, hanging in there. Seth you have three children youre a single mother who is balancing your duties with being a parent you were just saying your 14yearold is crushing social distancing no, its like a middle schoolers dream you dont have to actually go to the middle school. So hes texting. Hes playing his guitar. I havent seen him in a week but i assume hes still there and healthy. Seth you have a reputation, wellearned reputation as being one of the toughest questioners on capitol hill. It seems like you have a good bs detector do your children appreciate that from you or do she resent the fact that their mom is so good at knowing when people are maybe not telling the whole truth . Well, it might be genetic so, i feel like theyre getting it so, i think one of the problems is when youre constantly calling bs on your kids, they learn how to do it back on you so, i cant tell you the number of times that my kids have kind of been like holding me accountable. And im like, well, this only works in one direction. But not true in the family environment. So i am overdue on my allowance payments and i have just failed them in an interminable number of ways they are letting me know on a very regular basis theyre my very toughest constituents to keep happy seth you have been critical about the fact that congress is not working particularly well remotely up to this point. There was talk that congress was going to go back, now we hear that thats not the case can you speak to how you feel congress should be operating at a time like this were asking the American People to adapt, to do things differently than theyve done before, to be creative, to learn how to use new technology, to be flexible, to put Public Health ahead of Everything Else and congress should be leading by example here rather than acting like an exception so there may be reasons that we need to go back. I was just back in washington d. C. Last week to vote for more money to help Small Businesses but we ought to be adapting to using technology whenever we can to allow us to be as effective as possible while still protecting all of the transit workers and others, our staff, everyone that we engage with when we do travel back to washington so it is absolutely time to be training people. If you still have a flip phone, and youre a member of congress, its time to trade that model up seth and [ laughter ] some, of course, are you laugh, as if thats like a small caucus i mean, the flip phone caucus has double digit membership. [ laughter ] and its a bipartisan caucus, i want to add. Seth i would imagine right. There is a lot of times it feels like were being partisan in our criticism. I would imagine that its very bipartisan, the flip phone caucus [ laughter ] do you some people of course are standing up for the tradition of congress and saying the founders would be very antizoom. Do you believe our Founding Fathers would like zoom or dislike it so, i think that given the situation that were in with regard to health, plus the fact that the technology exists, i think that having a zoom meeting would satisfy the Founding Fathers idea of assembling congress and i think what would really i think when youre faced with the alternative, i think what would really alarm the Founding Fathers is allowing congress to become a sort of fourmember body in which you have Kevin Mccarthy and nancy pelosi on the house side. And leader mcconnell and leader schumer on the senate side and you have only four people, in essence, being the congress and meeting and making decisions, because that is what silencing the diversity of the voices that we have in the house so zoom is a way to allow more representatives to have a voice and therefore more americans to have a voice its actually the most democratic thing we can do in light of the need to protect Public Health. Seth and how good do you think your colleagues would be at muting or unmuting themselves on zoom . I mean, i wouldnt want to take the past to be the best that we could do theres a lot of mute and unmute discussion i would estimate right around 5 to 10 of everything we do is related to unmuting and what button should be pressed but, look, people can change i spent my career teaching people people can learn zoom. People can learn how to use technology and there are legit concerns that we have to think about as we make this transition. One of them thats most important to me is how were going to let the American Public participate or view what were doing. Were having briefings on my oversight committee, on my Financial Services committee, progressive caucus all of these different things, were doing the work but were not allowing the American People to see what were doing and to learn what were learning and thats the most important thing that we should be thinking about is how do we give the American People transparency into the decisions that congress is making right now . Seth well, you know, one of the reasons im familiar with who you are is seeing televised hearings and again, we spoke to the kind of questioner you are. You had a moment with the head of the cdc, dr. Robert redfield, where you got him to commit to free coronavirus testing on the spot obviously in this current environment, we are losing moments like that, where those in charge are held to any public accountability how would you approach doing that now or is this just going to be sort of a dark period where, you know, people are making a lot of decisions about things and we dont get to hear how they came to those decisions you can absolutely hold someone accountable through a telephone call or even better, through video. And anybody who does this, ought to just think about the amount of guilt that their mother is able to inflict on them via a zoom call or a facetime call you havent called. Youre not eating your vegetables you look tired have you gained weight . I mean, all the things that mothers sort of are able to hold us accountable for via distance, we can absolutely do that remotely but i do want to say that sending letters, which is what weve been doing a lot of, is no substitute for having the cameras on and having that engagement where youre looking the witness in the eye and youre holding them accountable. I sent dr. Redfield a letter asking him to provide for free testing using the law a week before the hearing and what i got back was a gigantic nothing burger, nothing. It wasnt until having him sworn in as a witness and i was able to have a back and forth dialogue with him that i was able to get him to give the correct answer, which is yes, testing should be covered regardless of someones insurance. Seth obviously, youve talked about this vote on a massive relief bill. Were reading a lot of reports that wealthy individuals are benefiting, massive corporations are benefiting do you think there has been up to this point a failure in oversight . And do you feel as though there is potentially a solution moving forward to make sure it doesnt happen again we need to get going on oversight immediately. We should have gotten going on it a month ago and so the day that we passed the c. A. R. E. S. Act and we established the congressional Oversight Commission, within 24 to 48 hours that commission should have been up and running. Oversight should be breaking news it shouldnt be the history channel. Oversight, it should be done in real time with an eye to how can we improve what happens next so its not enough to say, oops, oops, we did this wrong we should have done this. Theres actually an opportunity here to engage with the secretary of the treasury and in real time, collaborate or should i say bully him into doing the right thing with regard to these taxpayer dollars seth you made it publicly known that you wanted to be on the Oversight Commission nancy pelosi chose someone else for the role do you feel like that limits then what you can do in terms of oversight . Or is that still the responsibility of everyone in congress look, ive gotten out of bed every morning looking for someone to hold accountable. And nothing about what commission or committee in different assignments people have changes each members duty to do oversight. We are all responsible to our constituents we are all responsible to the American People to make sure that the laws we pass are actually making improvements in peoples lives so im very supportive of the commission i cant wait to see what theyre going to do. Im going to continue to collaborate with them, send in ideas and be engaged but we also have the select committee that the speaker has established coming on board. And im just eager to get these things up and running, because the opportunities to really improve the programs disappear when you wait to do the oversight until a retrospective after the fact thing the goal is to engage in real time seth i would imagine one sort of side effect of this is not being in d. C. Means not having to schmooze politically, not having to go to insider politics parties do you miss that part of it at all . Hell, no. Cheese cubes are not an adequate dinner theyre not a nutritionally balanced meal that i would serve my kids. I think being away from d. C. And here in my community is the most important place that i could be right now. And to be honest, being able to spend more time on the substance and less time on the glad handing, i dont think ive ever been as engaged of a member as i am in this period. And i get to do it wearing flipflops on the bottom, you know, beneath the jacket its business on top its party on the bottom, wearing shorts and flipflops here in california but i have more time to be reading, to be listening to my staff, to be calling constituents, to be coming up with ideas, to be responsive to the American People. Because im not spending any time on sort of ridiculous formalities or traditions or just walking back and forth between buildings, wondering when and if the magic buzzer will go off that summons me to vote so i work even harder than ever. And i think im working in a way thats more effective. Seth well, we really appreciate that and we really do thank you for making time for us today. Well hopefully see you in person next time congresswoman katie porter, everyone this virus is testing all of us. And its testing the people on the front lines of this fight most of all. So abbott is getting new tests into their hands, delivering the critical results they need. And until this fight is over, we. Will. Never. Quit. Because they never quit. Iant to thank my guests, will forte and congresswoman katie porter i want to thank my friends, fred armisen and the 8g band come back tomorrow weve got the one, the only rosie odonnell. Stay tuned for lilly singh. Stay safe. Wash your hands. We love you. Lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh im going to tell you everything you need to know about tattoos. A face tattoo tells everyone that your soundcloud never took off. [ audience ohs ] then i sit down with two of my best friends humble the poet and viral story teller jay shetty. Who would you y is more boujee jay [ talking over each other lilly he didnt even think you are super, super, super cheap. [ laughter ] lilly two of us will get tattoos. [ cheers and applause and well be joined by the hilarious Subhah Agarwal i got into a car accident i jumped out i was like, how dare you hit my car, you entitled white privileged son of a gun. Hes like, youre right im so sorry i benefit from the cis gender patriarchy my queen. [ laughter ] lilly you two know me so well whats something that the audience doesnt know about me lilly likes throwing crazy parties where we chuck food at each other lillys hair is fake. [ audience ohs ] lilly well be back in one minute guys, you dont need to spill all the tea that was one time one time [ cheers and applause

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