This airbnb, this is where we at. This is not the studio, i thought thats what it would be, a live studio audience and talking to people, but nah, im in this random airbnb in west hollywood. And, with a family still here, because you know, we all quarantined. People are still renting out airbnbs in quarantine, but they still there, too. Its just a whole weird situation. But thats not the weirdest thing going on, to be honest with you, the Republican National convention is going on, and that is a very weird experience, to be honest with you. Like, if you dont want to be irritated or you get easily irritated, please do not watch the Republican National convention. If your Mental Health is right on the edge of you going crazy, do not watch the Republican National convention. If you got high blood pressure, please, do not watch, it is way too much going on there. First of all, donald trump has his whole family speaking. Like i didnt even know Tiffany Trump existed. I dont even know what sh
Im so excited to be doing this. Ill never forget when jimmy called my agent about this gig. My agent said theres no way in hell adam driver will do this, but i also represent sean hayes. And i want to take a second to say hi to my husband whos back at home supporting me right now. Hi, scotty, i love you. And if you even think about touching the horse puzzle without me, ill suffocate you in your sleep. Now that were all having fun, im going to tell you something that will ruin your month. It turns out that coronavirus might be spread through air conditioning. Experts say ac can spread coronavirus by creating strong air currents that can move the droplets and contribute to increased risk. This is why i stay cool the Old Fashioned way, by getting drunk and falling down a well. Wow, remember 2019 when air conditioners were only killing us by melting polar ice caps and falling out of apartment windows . That was quaint, wasnt it . Remember ha . I will say this, if giant windblowing fans are
Doctor to take a cognitive test because he wanted to shut up the our first guest tonight is a fake news and boy, did he, Nobel Peace Prize recipient former Vice President and winner of the 2000 popular vote because it just got real person, woman, man, camera, heres my conversation with former Vice President al gore. Tv welcome back to the show, al how are you . Seth mr. President , can you im doing great also point out the ocean how are you doing . Because id like to walk into seth im doing well. It i mean, obviously based on the i cant help but start by decor it has to be nearby. You know what . Mentioning the fact that when im just going to find it on my own. You were on the show in november thats right in the studio, it was the middle of impeachment, and you were President Trump bragged that he saying it was as dangerous a time as weve lived through, and was able to pass a cognitive test administered by his doctor. Yet it seems incredibly quaint said trump, turns out im a total mira
Announcer frockefeller center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests seth rogen. Chiwetel ejiofor musical guest Alanis Morris sit. Featuring the legendary roots crew now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, thank you very much thank you very much. Hey. Oh, thank you so much. Nice to see you. Thank you for tuning in and watching the tonight show, everybody. Nice to see you, roots i had a dream about you last night, qwest. Me . Jimmy indian food, which i love. My favorite. Noit ends its not bad. It was just an odd dream so i had chicken vindeloo, super spicy, im not afraid. I dont know if my brain can handle it. I went to sleep. This is my slumber everything was great then i started having my dreams. We were doing the show in the middle of the show, it was back when we had the crow. In the middle of the show you stop me, jimmy, stop, i got to show you something i go, whats up . You walked around behind the drums, be
Geai and musical gut aturing john bte and homin. And now, live from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its midjuly, and despite our best quarantine efforts, yesterday america set a new record for daily coronavirus cases. Way more than when we started quarantining back in march. Its almost as if that celebrity imagine video didnt help. Should we try another one . Maybe sugar pie, honey bunch. Sugar pie, honey bunch in florida alone, new cases over the past week outstripped the total count in most european nations. That is a shocking vacuum of leadership in a state that, i will remind you, has an entire hall of president s. Cant we just plug an extension cord into one of those old guys and put him in charge . I cannot tell a lie. This country has really screwed the pooch. Stephen thank you, general. All the people in charge who told us the pandemic wasnt a big deal are looking big dumb right now, like oklahoma governor and