>> yes indeed. happy monday! [cheering and applause] >> greg: what a glorious monday! more like fun they. so president biden is wearing new sneakers that were designed to prevent him from falling. here is the prototype. [laughter] on a shoe that will keep calm a lot -- kamala from talking. [laughter] meanwhile the president is bracing for a huge natural merchant national security threat as gangs flee in violent porn hayti. he's already got a force to repair the -- repel them. [laughter] just days ago the president was steaming -- as staffers ushered him inside as he began to rain -- it began to rendering an immense thing is hard enough to keep his hands dry when he's indoors. [laughter] >> greg: the country of niger has announced an end to their military relationship with the united states. don't expect biden to comment on the matter, his staff is terrified how mispronounce the name. there you go. [laughter] two thirds of u.s. adults would rather skip the movie theaters and watch the new flicks at home on screaming. that mean -- that way women can look at their phone throughout the movie and force you throwing it 13 to find out what happened. [laughter] you all do that. on friday vice president kamala harris and wrapper fat joe met to discu using marijuana penalties. next episode we discuss global warming with vanilla ice. [laughter] according 20 study wo people are more unhappy that anxious and depressed. or could be the reverse, and happy, is an oppressed people are more work -- woke. either way, they are ugly. [laughter] >> greg: pet rocks were offered in the 1970s are making a comeback in south korea. like the classic pork and the rocks will be packaged in cardboard boxes but be called the biden. [laughter] >> greg: the ceo of hertz has resigned following the company's met on electric vehicles on bus so they're bringing in a new boss to slash prices. [laughter] >> bang! >> greg: old enough to remember that. a second management charged with the 2005 dust of a pair of ruby slippers. judy garland more in the wizard of oz. and i'm thinking come on there has to be an easier way to tell your family you're gay. [laughter] >> greg: reports alleging that the tiny arab state of qatar apparently considered expelling hamas leadership. no word yet whether harvard will do the same thing. boom. >> oh. [laughter] >> greg: 40% of -- security plates are transported 300,000 illegal immigrants across the nation. some opposers because it's cruel and unusual to make illegal immigrants like united. [laughter] >> greg: a woman who identifies as a dog made headlines after appearing on an australian radio show. that's nothing. in america we have five dogs identified as woman on a tv show. [cheering and applause] >> greg: terrible. how dare you applaud! to the monolog... some bad news everyone. jesse watters is dead. set against appearing on the show and told his book is out! which means... [ ♪♪ ] >> you've been host. [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: yes, and it's time for you been host with the reporting is as legit as the padding in dylan molina upon max bra. is the meanest playbook written by their coaches on the left, first de la then they attack you for saying it ally then they say it may be false but still fits a pattern of other lies they believe to be true. which is how we got this weekend's bloodbath of a bloodbath. the media claimed trump predicted a bloodbath if he loses. of course, leaving out the trump was referring to the automotive industry if biden's policy continue. through the media had to contact like a microphone i hide in the construction workers portal party. i told you there was a joke. [laughter] here's what biden actually -- trenin actually said. >> mr. trump: let me tell you something to china if you're listening president xi jinping and ui ir in france but he understands the word ideal those big monster car manufacturing plant that you are building in mexico right now and you think you are going to get that, you're not hiring americans and you're going to sell the cars -- we're going to put it 100% tariffs on every single car that comes across the line. and you're not going to be able to sell those. if i get elected, if i don't get elected it's going to be a bloodbath for the whole -- there will be the least of it. a lobby a bloodbath for the country. that will be the least of it. >> greg: there you go have clearly trump's bloodbath referred to the impact of chinese and mexican imports on our auto industry. trend nine is not suggesting anyone will blade -- even close you actually bathed in blood to keep her figure. [laughter] buts trump's actual words make this new york -- playing cornhole. bloodbath? really? once again is the media horse who pretend to misunderstand metaphors. truth is of course its just a deliberate host machine doing what it does best. think -- take something out of context writing at or around it and trusting the media house to amplify it and a whole host of other media hacks did. while assuming you are too dumb to notice. here's nancy pelosi at ground zero for hoses cnn. >> we just have to win this election because he's even protecting a bloodbath. within that mean? is going to exact a bloodbath? there's something wrong here. howard speckled i am of the american people and their goodness, but how much more do they have to see from him to understand that this isn't what our country is about? >> greg: that was scary. thought i was watching the latest version of faces of death. , about hard-hitting questions. you rarely see that many softballs pass outside of a lesbian barbecue. but your eyes or something next time so we know that you're alive. but like most trump hoaxes this one up to scrutiny as well as jesse' here in the wind tunnel. [laughter] looks pretty good. >> he does. >> he really does. >> greg: so why is there? will reeve change. we learned that the media cannot be trusted, we know that -- to check their works and they won't do it themselves. it wasn't always this way. remember to find people most at everyone fall for it, including fox but thanks to some of us and others outside of this network who doggedly expose that hoax and many others that americans are no smarter and savvier about their hopes makers. recessed back all stories like this, we question the mentor for contacts. this continues to happen. now it does. and props to boo's such -- this would've been labeled fact before even got out of bed but now with the full context out there that the hoaxers had to change tax. it is a matter it out of context we are told, noelle nikpour is capable of anything. right which is democrat for crap that cover our smelly asses. know you jerks you were caught again. these people are like smashing grabbers who forgot the getaway car and commit the crimes that are left holding the keys of him men in. >> mr. trump: . so now you see the media shift from it not being true to whoa but it's true in the context of the other hoa hoaxers." true the hoax is based on other hoaxers. for you to believe that trump meant a little bloodbath you need to believe in the fine people hoax can adjust a smaller hoax, the drinking beach hoax and so on. is like saying you should believe in the easter bunny because there is the tooth fairy. but while we watch the hoax and put on and pack dems are so protected in the host bubble. was immune to the truth as hunter is to penicillin. but maybe it's trump's on fault. amihere so over-the-top he mother them, media will never use a term like bloodbath, was there? >> political direct reports right under "bloodbath," of the rnc. >> joe biden was just talking the other day about his concerns about a negative bloodbath. >> the headline refers to it as an impending bloodbath. >> elections may not be the bloodbath for democrats. this is probably going to be a bloodbath. >> there will be a bloodbath. >> bloodbath at the ballot box i think. >> greg: shrinks call that projection? which may be why you feel like projectile vomiting right now. so how do they think they can still get away with this? are they that stupid, delusional or just plain lazy? please don't make us choose. the reason they are sweating harder than judge janine going to an airport medal detector is they know we are onto them. were not falling for it anymore. the media' go is not to provide information is to persuade and use whatever means necessary to get you to fall in line. so may be that dems have session with a single word bloodbath is legitimate. because perhaps the tool -- told like my poles are telling them there's one on the way. >> announcer: lets welcome tonight's guests! [cheering and applause] >> greg: she's so offbeat, white people can actually danced her. because of kennedy save the world podcast, kennedy! he is the only judge i'd like to see this ropes. after canadian events august. [cheering and applause] this is the most exposure he's gotten since opening his raincoat, -- jimmy bailey a! in this catch pronouns are me and how. new york times best selling author and -- are you surprised how quickly this particular host deflated. it's almost becoming like a sport. >> people have seen it. we've been to this to this rodeo collision authored from presidential election and resulting dynamic play out in 2016, it just took longer. so, you know, is easy to forget that the media were actually propped up for a long time in 2016 because they thought he would be so easy for hillary to beat. so that canada through the primary season, like, oh, gosh she's actually funny and look at the impression of trump -- biden but now that trump and trenin are both the presumptive nominees know we have a complete shift and with that got another seven and a half months of this kind of reporting and distorting literally unfortunate because they have not learned anything about, you know, being skeptical or objective reporting. and trump says enough that [ bleep ] sadie! crazy stuff that you don't have to predict anything you do the stuff he says that's actually pretty rational. because if people took the time to listen to what he was saying it would be like, yeah, gosh we really don't want the auto worker job that we've fought so hard to keep inflation like the carolina going to mexico for good. >> greg: in even know about that story until the left amplified it and i go out this is helpful. vince. and no kennedy says he never learned. what if it doesn't matter if they learn? they kind of know that their own audience lives in a bubble so they'll never see the -- the liberty the context. >> -- the story is great for this network and all the independents out there. in this way when they sit back and see why is everyone listening to -- this is why. and the problem is they are never going to learn because people are never going to go back and tell someone like rachel actually says like remember when i said the virus goes from person to person to person until he gets to the person that's vaccinated? and it dies? you know what that was a lie. here's why i said, hayes who told me to say it. until they come out and do that miracle but no one is going back and are never getting back -- you know what i say? good. let it happen before they all come here to see me and my that's what i say imagine me bloodbath, bubble bath, i'd be happy if you just took a bath. >> boom! there's the great reena roy love. >> greg: yeah! what you make of this development? it have been literally -- maybe took 18 hours still people like hillary were tweeting about it. it was hilarious thereon. >> with her. i think what the media is learning is, like, this show they need new material. [laughter] and you know i love you and will not have a show were not for you so -- i'm. >> greg: glad you remember that. >> i never will it -- sean hannity actually stuck -- back up for you in -- would make the next -- he said, failed and i said but you couldn't drive the car because you can't reach the pedals. but anyway. met me give you a real point. nolan lalonde. >> set up. >> greg: for civil biden is -- trenin is wrong to worry about time to open up factories in mexico because next bite and everyone in mexico he's already here, okay. there's nobody to work it like 35 guys who want to walk a few miles to the border. but what they are coming back to is there is a real desperation because now we are in the general i kennedy said the help you sell trump and the is the liability reminder not doing this because they think he means it. they're doing this weekend they need to socially pressure people away from supporting biden because at the angle because if you're trying to sell biden right now you're trying to sell cruisers unlike both from the titanic. and nobody is dying to sign up. that is basically it. one guy one guy love the door by the way. thank you. [cheering and applause] before saturday night, 10:00. on my shoulders a lot of audience. >> greg: you might want to take them with you might. >> have to. >> greg: kat we keep hearing the phrase the boy who cried wolf, we should -- shouldn't be just related with the media tried -- cries whatever, cries trump because i'm tired of that analogy. >> yeah, because that's absolutely true. i saw all this headlines about how trump called for about -- but not earnestly servicing the replicant many for president said that if he doesn't win then people are going to be murdering each other in the streets and mass. and i didn't even click on it. [laughter] like, think about how crazy that is just for a second and i was like he probably didn't it. >> greg: didn't happen! >> there's something that's intentional. i mean it's written so that is purposely sensational and i have zero interest in even clicking on it because i know it will be something like this and, of course, i did click on it because i'm here today but even still as it's been export are still saying well know that -- you know what he really means. no hi but do you? you just watch the whole thing. >> greg: you know who the best guy and joe scarborough because he tweeted this yesterday and then elon fact checked him in realtime so he deleted the tweet know it cannot be held up to scrutiny but then went on -- he got all know -- know we don't know that. >> greg: he just told you that x is more -- important than his show. >> he likes to lie on his show. >> greg: but to kat point mack i don't click on anything with biden on it because i know it's not like my trump on it because i know it's not true. i'm going to waste my time and find out at the end that was in the headlines is not what he said. >> to kennedy's point too i do have issues with trump but there are people who now think -- they don't believe anything because they've been lied to so many times and in such a ridiculous way. i mean there is a really one hell of an accusation. >> greg: it is. >> what kennedy said about the things you can get him on the problem is they can argue policy against him because their policies thank so if you had a natural policy then you go up and for it but you're afraid of your own policies exactly. >> greg: . all right, optics how biden parts -- trump's zingers anger left-wingers. >> announcer: you like get -- go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. ♪(sung) limu emu and doug.♪ hello, ghostbusters. it's doug... ...of doug and limu. we help people customize and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual. anyway, we got a bit of a situation here. uh-huh. uh-huh. mm-hmm. sure, i can hold. only pay for what you need. ♪(sung) liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty.♪ ghostbusters: frozen empire. in theaters march 22. who [cheering and applause] [ ♪♪ ] thank. >> greg: you. thank you. oh and thank you too. all right that is enough. liberal news buckle every time don gets a chuckle. political just published 82500 word piece called in on the joke that comedic from this metric trump uses to normalize behavior. normalize their mailers that work. it was 2500 words this a trump is funny and trust me if anyone knows funny it's dark comedy geniuses at politico. [laughter] the article examines his unique w-2 because you can make light of serious issues in a way very few if any politicians can. and so what would be considered a skill in any other politician is now viewed as a tool of hate thereby the author interviewed several people will say biden -- trump's "the sensitizers his supporters to his most outrageous comments and proposals." numbers mast samenas. know they hate mass. they also point out that laughing at his jokes in a sign of loyalty because that is how -- and, of course, no trump piece would be complete without a comparison to history's worst dictators. there would be okay doing a piece on me without mentioning my and normal squads. [laughter] apparently -- muscle any "at the same twisted sense of humor as trump." through his former -- i hear being well hung but this is ridiculous. [laughter] and as one scholar and scholar pointed out they share rhetorical style because humor is not a bug is a feature of demagoguery. which is odd. so trump is funny, and left response is to say well so our dictators. sorry politico i don't find hitler or stalin as amusing as do you do. so what better way to honor trump then with a montage of his greatest leaders heads. roland. >> mr. trump: i got indicted more than alfonse capone. did anyone ever hear of him. they call him scarface, i'm sure it's a minor -- but our company looked at him a little bit askance, heeled blue -- that's a big that. that's like babe ruth it the most home runs or barrie bonds -- i don't know who the hell is it that item shipped to shift or the neck like a pencil. i said how does he hold up that fat ugly face? with end -- [laughter] >> greg: the left hand handle that it's trump stand up against a candidate who can barely stand up. [laughter] but if getting laughs is the sign of a dictator, one things for sure. you got nothing to fear from jimmy failla. there is. [laughter] >> and i thought were taking a shot at you in the improv. >> greg: never feel bad. feel about -- >> there is. >> greg: vince, you know, trump breeze and he eats fo food, so do dictators. [laughter] >> the thing that bothers them the most is that they can't do it the way he does. and that's the bottom line. listen, he's a -- obliterated -- 2015 that everybody -- he did it again this year. and people thank -- they're giving him too much credit thinking that is a trick. he's a talker yes. >> greg: >> this is what he does. >> greg: yes, and. >> they say normalize. know is relatability. go on any social media thr thread, i don't care what it's about, and not even a third of the way there is just people trashing each other and he does that. so that is what makes an relatable. yeah, i do this too because that's exactly what happens and. >> greg: have to be honest, i miss that in the beginning of his thing. i was okay this is unseemly. all he was doing was just talking [ bleep ]. and i do that every day. i realize i was a hypocrite, jimmy, by elke constantly, like, i was presenting the way he was talking while doing the same thing. i think what as to trump's humor is outraged with, yeah. >> greg: it's like you get to head for the price of one. you'll see something funny and everybody flips out so it's twice as many nothing that gets most reports become part of his routine. okay. they became -- a given example when you go to a corporal it is the new rocky horror picture show and that everyone there knows every word to the show. okay when you're gonna trump rally they'll like you can even go to a bathroom, dealt -- they're about to do lock her up. [laughter] and then you'll be like we'll go there and drain the swamp and we'll come back for build a wall yes. >> greg: [laughter] and the media. >> goes crazy so they become part of the routine. that's all this is and it works with people because it's endearing and it's funny. people would rather have fun that's what it is. >> greg: you know what, kat is funny how they never saw humor as a problem when they owned the mechanisms of ridicule and now it's kind of like -- the monster got out of the box and they can control it. >> i read this whole thing and i just -- i felt like a lot of it was missing anything that actually to back it up. saying that laughing at something trump says that marks you as a loyalist to him? was that also true when he was on the apprentice? [laughter] when he was on tv for a really long time because he's entertaining and people were laughing at him then? or is it only now? and it really -- the whole article that's my listing is dangerous but they are saying -- they're admitting he is funny. raising he's good at it or -- i don't know anybody that doesn't think trump is funny including the most liberal people i know who think trump is funny. is to understand -- that's not -- exactly. >> greg: be even the people that -- disliked him, entity, find humor in this but they can't stand it because, you know, is doing well. >> it is the laziest thing in the world to find two things artillery unrelated and try and force them to be a common threat. your ex limit -- mostly me also he is [ bleep ] every morning and the former president presumably does as well. this politico reporter i wanted my killer 20 minutes of my life back that i wasted trying to read something -- someone elected -- intellectualize something that is actually wacky politics has gotten pretty dark lately. and this is one bright spot we have in this political healthcare. and his person is just mad because they have to go to so many trump rallies and cover them for political. okay for you drew the short straw a hold the other thing is they are trying to force training -- by saying he's funny. -- >> greg: dr brandon! >> that joke was written for him to the joke was focused regarding the joke was run by a different people in the administration and it was still only moderately funny. the thing that is most interesting here that is the biggest contrast is he is making a lot of the stuff up on the fly. and biden has no ability to do that at all whatsoever. he can't walk out of the rain by himself. [laughter] but. >> she is right. trump rex, he described work or make someone yelled at his rally they go i love you, he goes you're not my type. that's funny. nothing. >> there was a major story great and fun is having trump redux teemak story to everybody. >> greg: yes, you have to do like a bedtime story time. is funny because he mixed up up on the fly and biden candidate his. up next to professor says you're racist inside if you're a groomer -- room or a bride. arexvy is a vaccine used to prevent lower respiratory disease from rsv in people 60 years and older. rsv can be serious for those over 60, including those with asthma, diabetes, copd, and certain other conditions. but i'm protected. arexvy is proven to be over 82% effective in preventing lower respiratory disease from rsv and over 94% effective in those with these health conditions. arexvy does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients. those with weakened immune systems may have a lower response to the vaccine. the most common side effects are injection site pain, fatigue, muscle pain, headache, and joint pain. i chose arexvy. rsv? make it arexvy. can neuriva support your brain health? mary, janet, hey!! 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[laughter] while you're racist anyway. >> greg: >> for other reasons, yeah. >> greg: that's not even the top 100. >> that has nothing to do with the. first of all marriages are enforced white supremacy because most people get married let themselves go allocate our rates becomes inferior through marriage. [laughter] have you seen most of my married friends? they all look like before models but my wife and i married 20 years a lot of people don't notice we marched on tender, report it happened five years after we got married. it was awkward as hell and back but i think back to the point we made about comedy the people go after institutions are not successful at. this person called out marriages as well as the premises as a way of saying nobody wants to [ bleep ] m me, okay and they just go all right apiece while wanted to be desirable as bad and they'll go it twice premises i can make peace with the fact that i don't have -- >> greg: you know,, kat she said that the structure of the nuclear family is supporting structural racism and she calls it marriage fundamentalism. so -- >> what is that? >> greg: i don't know what. >> is marriage fundamentalism? and you're right, show -- so she lives with her partner or whatever but they're not married as, like, maybe he just didn't want to propose. >> i can't imagine why. >> and she's like, well, you know, what you're all racist. what. >> greg: a great line for him though. i'm not marrying you because that would be racist. >> exactly. it's like boy he is very good at gas lighting. >> greg: [laughter] but. >> also look at her twitter, you will not be shocked to know that she was among the people tweeting about the bloodbath and retreating the bite n harris campaign statement about it but what a bunch -- you put a bunch of words together and it doesn't make sense but people don't want to be accused of being racist so this go okay. but you readers it doesn't mean anything. >> greg: is she white or black? >> of course, she is white. >> greg: there you go! kennedy got another example of one afloat an affluent white female liberal saying that all good things are bad anything. >> that your bad at is racist. >> greg: yes and. >> again another lady argument and received us with everything. it's like organizing your kitchen is racist because you're a slob. exercise is racist because you're a lazy weeping fat person. marriage is racist because you're on humble and miserable and your partner and your cis-gendered relationship doesn't want to marry you because your impossible and he knows that you are such a nagging karen at the second you don't -- get diverse which is probably pretty soon you're going to try to take all of his stuff to get back at the man. >> greg: well part, well part last -- [cheering and applause] bit, people say and this is a fact -- marriage greatly benefit society and people of all races. what she is basically saying blacks marriage is not for you you make that kind of racist. >> if marriage is the reason why did everyone celebrate it win the 2slgbtq+ community finally was able to get married -- we were having parties got everyone was celebrating like "i did finally get to get married and now what is it seven years later in it's racist? well that happened fast. it's like that trump thing, of all the things that you can say bad about marriage and there's about 10004 you get to raise that you know what i'm saying? it makes you complacent, you know, the constant nagging, the bed sharing the fact that you have so much -- surround -- that were never there before. you know, having to deal with somebody else's family. i mean i can go and on and on and i'm not married mind you know what i'm saying? listen the reason i never got married plainly and simple it's racist, i'll be honest that's. >> greg: so true. think about being a guy in his twenties and he is dealing, like, you just wants to just the amount of all girls, you can just say -- and ask that -- getting married because it worked -- perpetuates racism and they're going to go okay that is so enlightened. and in the moment they fall in love how they're going to be a keyword my ring. remember when i told you it was racist? by the way i'm banging your best friend. 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[ ♪♪ ] >> announcer: is video of the day. [cheering and applause] >> greg: today's video the day comes us from president biden who usually found himself caught in the rain struggling to answer -- the age-old question where the hell am i. >> do you agree with chuck schumer that netanyahu should go? >> greg: he wandered off again. get him back inside and for bonus video here's a clip of joe' recent cringe worthy st. ps conference. >> president biden: is very have -- northern ireland is a fully functioning -- -- young people in northern ireland represent a great piece -- belfast good -- or not is one of the top. investors in the united states economy and our country stands proudly for the liberty and germany. we stand together -- brutal war of aggression in ukraine. you can, for the -- lab for that, please. [applause] >> greg: i guess i'm in the good news for joe is it st. patrick's day were if you are slurring -- [laughter] people just assume you're drunk. [laughter] kat that he was slurring more than anybody -- a rent on st. p. by the way, -- i. >> didn't even think about it. [laughter] also he does that he doesn't even -- he just moves on, he doesn't attempt a po asked me what i meant was and then use words. [laughter] he's, like, -- does he know? maybe they will -- does he think maybe didn't notice? he. >> greg: had to tell them to a blog you didn't know what they were saying. >> but -- i want to know what is his inner monolog while this is happening. is he like oh, i'm killing it? [ coughing ] >> greg: there is no interior monolog. >> because we've grown people when they're talking to you -- they don't know their slurring her words, they don't -- they don't realize is the 15th time the polluters. is it -- is that what it's like with him are what awareness of any does he have about how absurd it is. >> greg: it has to be a great life to have none of that in your head. [laughter] kennedy there is conspiracies online that joe has been replaced by a robot. i think it's nice but did you see how he reacted to rain? you know. to dorothy's point that enemy a robot is water. >> absolutely right at greg, that is absolutely right and i hope they are able to use that robot technology in great britain because we are missing princess catherine so i think they we -- we very much appreciate -- '03 three soon grammar we haven't seen her in, like, three months. but, yeah. i will -- we would appreciate that robot technology so we can use -- get rid of all these conspiracy theorists. for a moment i always feel bad for him when he does something like that and i realize that he is a power-hungry jerk, like, his life is a just consolidate will as much power as possible to enrich his family which makes him a bad person. so he deluded, he is in decline and he's morally bankrupt. so i don't care if he gets wet, don't care if he wakes up smelling like farts. i'm done with him and i'm done with kamala harris@. [applause] you. >> greg: and i would make a great couple. [laughter] just for that last part. vince does any of this really matter? because the dems are going to right -- if he's a cadaver or whatnot, look at him with federman they were lucky firemen was able to get better. >> i think you people are terrible, i think you're all wrong that i think it's got to be amazing to be joe biden and wake up every day and find out you're the president like it's the first time it happened. [laughter] it's. >> not nothing i. >> think you're awful horrible people for making fun of him. he was walking around d the white house in like this is an amazing to work and they're like your artwork, sir. [laughter] i don't know -- i know you're not disney people have to go to magic kingdom come to have the hall of presidents can have biden at the medtronic and dig -- to get -- it's actually kind of amazing to watch i'm like you made it to good. they made it to good. >> greg: it's true. they're going to have to create some kind of internal malfunctions with more realistic, jimmy. what are your thoughts? >> listen i mean i think we're all making the same point, you know, he have to be a republican to know we should be living in america we have a president who makes the sign language interpreter shrug, you know, you know what i mean? that's not normal. he said at the state of the union -- know the time to choose between unity and -- that's not good. it's not good. when you're stealing material from jeb bush because there is job' most famous -- that's part of the reason he's asking for a parts cabinet understand what he said. it st. patrick's day and he opened on funding for ukraine good. >> greg: point. >> the reason they dillon clark or say anything if they were, like, is this guy [ bleep ] spreading this marketing me, excuse my language. no one cares about your grandmother's curious part that video is he got inside -- and that he met mary poppins. all right. >> greg:, up next was don lemon too grady or just plain needy? 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[cheering and applause] >> announcer: is this even real? >> greg: tonight in is this even real? it's don lemon's list of demands kennedy sources telling us -- there is the truck up a 5 million-dollar bonus in addition to it million dollars annually. equity in x park -- to produce issue on x. do you believe it? is this real? >> i believe everything nothing about this and that is because i want to. it's just the hubris. is the reason that he was let go from cnn. but when he did the interview with elon musk he was very combative, had him signed -- hadn't signed a deal yet, is made all these -- the equity in the company in the cyber truck and that's a hell of a lemon party. i'm not wrong in thinking that mi. but it reminded me of jenny hopper''s speech into romance he knows he's about to die so he tells elon musk, your great great-great-grandmother -- and then the rest of it -- >> greg: exactly. you know, vince -- >> i didn't know that's at he got fired from a thought he got fired because he starts. [laughter] he. >> greg: also demanded a private jet to las vegas for a consumer electronic show and a suite for him and his fiancée and he wanted x to cover all his drinking and massages. he does sound -- that is don lemon. >> wine is ever a good idea to interview your boss? that is, like, the first problem at this point. like, what was he thinking, let me introduce -- interview the boss. you should avoid the boss of your company like you to everyone else that has any influence in your life avoid your spouse, your boss, priest, your kids. everybody. to savoy -- don't interview them, stay -- hyatt, right away the block for four hours until they're all in bed. [laughter] >> greg: that is wisdom. that is wisdom, jimmy. you think this is real? >> well i think -- i think at first they thought -- is that they linink this to make him look bad but then realizing they wanted to make don lemon looked back the justly his own interviews, you know what i'm saying here might it's definitely brilliant better than putting demanding and cream. >> greg: chip shot. >> but a thing is just proof that the lemon is passed his prime as one might say. do you remember lisa nikki haley was passed her prime? i'm like, yeah, you just asked. back to ben's' point and i think elon musk relayed interviewing him and wanted to be the face of what we do here in this got rhythm while he could nothing. >> greg: is too it's okay kat this guy gives you an opportunity to do something and you instead see this as an opportunity value see it as something that you can get something out of. i'd fire him in a second justified. >> also that he got fired and he still is, like, "i'm the best,", like, -- i want you to pay for my drinks and massages and everything else. which is a level of delusion that i think i might enjoy having. to some extent. i would probably sleep a lot easier because, you know, i know -- i'm employed and i'm not like that. so i think that there is really no -- reversal of that in terms of actually changing but actually more a fun way to live inside your own head. >> greg: i think he wanted the cyber truck because it would come in handy win he is, out of his next office. 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