Is not being responsive. They re having a hard time getting the president on the phone. I think he s sleeping right now. Jesse: donald trump steps in while biden and kamala step out. I just went out and got a pork roast and started marinating it. [laughs] go to your happy place. We are ready to unleash a great american century of prosperity and freedom. I m not crying, you re crying. [laughter] jesse: tim walz is a nervous wreck ahead of the vp debate. My [bleep] froze to the park bench! our first amendment stands as a major block to the ability to be able to just hammer it out of existence. Jesse: what the democrats are planning if kamala wins. Biden should dissolve the supreme court. Jesse: plus. . . Tickytocky, tickytocky, oi, oi, oi! jesse: homes underwater and over 120 dead after hurricane helene ravaged north carolina, georgia, and florida. So it is joe biden and kamala harris? the only leader to show up was donald trump. As you know, our country is in the final weeks of a ha
Starts now. Tonight on the reidout you know, these are smart, smart people. They re not so stupid. But they have to be taught. If you had one really violent day, one rough hour, and i mean real rough, the word will get out and it will end immediately. End immediately. A new low as trump advocates for a day of violence. A national blood letting, essentially the purge. That s his rhetoric takes an even more sinister and dangerous turn. Also tonight, bernie moreno, the republican running for senate in ohio, doubles down on his weird comment that women over 50 need not be concerned about abortion because apparently their bodily autonomy doesn t matter anymore. His opponent, sherrod brown, joins me. But we begin tonight with an answer, at long last, to the question many in the political world have wondered over the last eight years since trump went from reality show host, failed casino magnate, and frequent wwe performer to presidential candidate, declaring he would make america great agai
[cheering and applause] get enough, fair enough. All right, i will stay. But only for one drink. It is friday so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight to cast. His razors are the opposite of his act, not terrible. Comedian and founder of western razor company, david angelo. She says bless your heart before she rips you apart, cohost of the bottom line. He made his bones killed bad guys with drones, the national security analyst and fox news contributor! [cheering and applause] she went from having scabies to making babies. The bestselling author, cat! [cheering and applause] greg: that s my favourite rhyme. Scabies and babies. That s accurate. Greg: awesome. Before we get to new stories, let s do this. Announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: time for leftovers where read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will just blame the blame the writers. Donald trump is doing a rally in butler, pennsylvania, last month the same
Alertmac now a category of four hurricane, boys to make landfall in florida and the next two hours. Things are getting very dicey, multiple states bracing for the worst, storm surge, heavy wind threatening the entire gulf coast and beyond. We will get to the monolog in moments but let s check in across city in florida, yeah, fox weather is robert rae, what is the latest? and things are deteriorating in a big way here, on the nature coast. And eminent landfall in the next two hours, the wind speeds just updated the national hurricane center to 140 miles per hour sustained. That is catastrophic, like you cannot even explain. It is coming in here in the dark night, we are beginning just the rain in the wind and it will just deteriorated more in the coming hours. Has already about 400,000 customers without power in the great state of florida, a state of emergency here across the entire peninsula, up into georgia. One of the biggest concerns after landfall is as a system tracks up into geor
[cheering and applause] [ whistling ] greg: you filthy people. I know what you are thinking. Happy wednesday everyone. Joe biden appeared on the view today where cohost sarah hans said it s like having one of the beatles at the table. True if you re talking about george or john. Thought more like yoko. Kamala harris will visit the southern border friday and says she s looking forward to meeting justin trudeau. At the last debate she said she was a middleclass kid. It appears harris enjoyed things most middleclass kids didn t like living abroad, private school, growing up at some of the wealthiest places on earth. The only thing she didn t enjoy was anani. I like her husband. [cheering and applause] that was a long way for a cheap joke. You re welcome america. New cdc data shows u. S. Obesity rates have fallen for the first time ever. Just like the crime statistics the they left at the cities of new orleans, los angeles and the view. Reports claim i u. S. Woman died inside switzerland s