Yes indeed. Happy monday [cheering and applause] greg what a glorious monday more like fun they. So President Biden is wearing new sneakers that were designed to prevent him from falling. Here is the prototype. [laughter] on a shoe that will keep calm a lot kamala from talking. [laughter] meanwhile the president is bracing for a huge natural merchant National Security threat as gangs flee in violent porn hayti. Hes already got a force to repair the repel them. [laughter] just days ago the president was steaming as staffers ushered him inside as he began to rain it began to rendering an immense thing is hard enough to keep his hands dry when hes indoors. [laughter] greg the country of niger has announced an end to their Military Relationship with the United States. Dont expect biden to comment on the matter, his staff is terrified how mispronounce the name. There you go. [laughter] two thirds of u. S. Adults would rather skip the Movie Theaters and watch the new flicks at home on scream
Kilmeade. There seems to be no cure, they are calling it cultural dementia. Whenever one of their latest causes goes south. And myself, that includes fleeing new york for florida. [laughter] but they are, the media. Whatever they get is contagious, spreading faster than whoopis legs in a hotel pool. [audience reacts] there is a back straight to that joke so it was not just some kind of indiscriminate, disgusting comment. She did claim that she liked to have sex in pools. Direct your letters to her for that image. Do you remember the duke scandal . You are not supposed to. That is when a bunch of white frat boys were accused of raping a black stripper. The problem was it never happened. The only person who went to jail is the prosecutor. And the stripper never writes back. How about the khadeen kids . Remember when those catholic kids were portrayed as racist for has been a i almost had a naked american man. But then video turned up showing that he was actually hassling them first and h
Well it come to hannity we begin with a Fox News Alert. Donald trump could clinch the republican nomination at any moment with polls closed in georgia and mississippi and fox news could project donald trump will win both primaries and now all eyes are on Washington State and with another resounding win the 45th president could officially seal the deal tonight setting up a 2024 rematch against joe biden. Earlier tonight biden officially got the delegates he needed to secure his nomination despite an overwhelming sense of doom and gloom and anxiety from democratic voters. My monolog is straight ahead but first a breakdown of the latest numbers we have kevin gorkas with us. Reporter both former President Trump and current President Biden wrapping up their not nominations. Biden is sealeealed the deal drm will do so shortly 5 primaries today and while hawaii holds the gop caucus. 235 delegates epigraph or the democrats in bidens overthetop only needed less than a hundred going into today.
[ ] [ cheering ] greg that was stupid. Terrible thank you. [ chanting ] greg while. Competing gregs. Happy monday, everyone. Lets get started. March is womens history month. Yeah. [ cheering ] will we the conservation the woman in history as if there ever let us forget. [ laughter ] harbour University Poll shows donald trump with his sixpoint lead over joe bi biden. Meanwhile a yale University Poll shows joe biden with a sixpoint lead over hemorrhoids. [ laughter ] the cdc is no longer recommending that americans steal her Testing Positive for covid19. Anthony rota cannot be reached for comment as he is busy looking for his lost ring. [ laughter ] academics at the University Of Kent have just relieved a groundbreaking study that debunks a woman per Preferreds Will turns out the optimal length is just didnt see men or women, you know . Disgusting. Irritated prison guard from wisconsin has made a world michael 34,000 big macs. Are some people call it Marianne Williamson has an suspended
under your chairs. i m kidding, that s monday of the let s welcome tonight s guests. she is an independent voter, who says the kennedy podcast, kennedy. he brings florida heat to his congressional seat. florida congressman byron donnel. she is like a blow drier full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. contributor kat timpf. and finally, psychic in tyrus. it s hot in here. all right. so, before we get to some new stories, you know it s friday. so, that s when we do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, it s leftovers, i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading these, if they suck don t blame me, blame joe mc kay. one of our writers. pudgy, pale and sad joe mc kay. sorry. wow. here we go. the white house has banned a transgender activist for flashing their breasts during a pride event. president biden initially had no comment as to the exposed breasts, he had to restrain hunter biden from sticking a dollar bill between them. i know where this