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(birds chirping) - hmm, periods. hmm, periods. - my palms are sweaty. - i feel awkward about it cause it s really weird. like there s a reason if you like cut yourself, then it starts bleeding, but i don t really think there s a reason if you just start bleeding from your private. - i m kind of nervous speaking about periods, to be honest. - well, i call my period my evil best friend because she always come on time, she give me a hard time, and sometimes i m happy to see her, if you know what i mean, so she s my evil best friend. - i fucking hate having my period. sorry, if i can t say that. i hate having my period. i hate having my period. - i love talking about my period and i love sharing my period stories and i love hearing people s period stories. - i m supposed to get my period any minute. - jamie, when do you think i ll start having periods too? - the second you get it, your mom goes, you re a woman now, and that s disgusting. (audience laughing) mommy, daddy, loo
(birds chirping) - hmm, periods. hmm, periods. - my palms are sweaty. - i feel awkward about it cause it s really weird. like there s a reason if you like cut yourself, then it starts bleeding, but i don t really think there s a reason if you just start bleeding from your private. - i m kind of nervous speaking about periods, to be honest. - well, i call my period my evil best friend because she always come on time, she give me a hard time, and sometimes i m happy to see her, if you know what i mean, so she s my evil best friend. - i fucking hate having my period. sorry, if i can t say that. i hate having my period. i hate having my period. - i love talking about my period and i love sharing my period stories and i love hearing people s period stories. - i m supposed to get my period any minute. - jamie, when do you think i ll start having periods too? - the second you get it, your mom goes, you re a woman now, and that s disgusting. (audience laughing) mommy, daddy, loo