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[ ] [ ] [ cheering and applause ] greg: well, i guess that will do. [ laughter ] happy monday, everyone. jill biden appeared on the july cover of vogue. meanwhile, joe biden appeared on the cover of morgue. [ laughter ] president biden s total and utter collapse at thursday s debate has party officials making some big changes including replacing his three-word slogan from build back better to do not resuscitate. [ laughter ] a cnn report says biden s debate performance was so bad that at a hollywood watch party rob reiner was screaming and jane fonda was crying. are you sure they weren t having sex? [ laughter ] during a fundraiser on saturday, biden reportedly needed a teleprompter for 5-minute remarks. here s what was in the teleprompter. [ laughter ] this is going to go on for five months. in a recent piece white house aides told axios that from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m., he is dependably engaged and he asks that terrorists who wish to attack call back in regular busines
welcome to one nation, thanks for tuning in early. tonight is my guess, tomi laren, how media goes bad. she s been watching. what s going on in sports with brady? takes a half and opens up to us but first, i want to start with this. anti-semitism is an all time high. he is spreading faster than wildfires on college campuses and beyond nationwide. [cheering] without would calm down when they went on summer vacation. not by a long shot. unbelievable images, vandals targeting jewish director and jewish board members in brooklyn writing blood on your hands across her homes. moms with hidden faces, cowards across city after city taking over subway in new york demanding zionist raised their hands with this morning. watch. [chanting] in california anti- protesters take over, cal state los angeles. they say okay, put up your enchantments and be quiet, we will support you and they decide to take over the building. several faculty members inside keeping them hostage for eight hours