Yes indeed. Happy monday [cheering and applause] greg what a glorious monday more like fun they. So President Biden is wearing new sneakers that were designed to prevent him from falling. Here is the prototype. [laughter] on a shoe that will keep calm a lot kamala from talking. [laughter] meanwhile the president is bracing for a huge natural merchant National Security threat as gangs flee in violent porn hayti. Hes already got a force to repair the repel them. [laughter] just days ago the president was steaming as staffers ushered him inside as he began to rain it began to rendering an immense thing is hard enough to keep his hands dry when hes indoors. [laughter] greg the country of niger has announced an end to their Military Relationship with the United States. Dont expect biden to comment on the matter, his staff is terrified how mispronounce the name. There you go. [laughter] two thirds of u. S. Adults would rather skip the Movie Theaters and watch the new flicks at home on scream
Kilmeade. There seems to be no cure, they are calling it cultural dementia. Whenever one of their latest causes goes south. And myself, that includes fleeing new york for florida. [laughter] but they are, the media. Whatever they get is contagious, spreading faster than whoopis legs in a hotel pool. [audience reacts] there is a back straight to that joke so it was not just some kind of indiscriminate, disgusting comment. She did claim that she liked to have sex in pools. Direct your letters to her for that image. Do you remember the duke scandal . You are not supposed to. That is when a bunch of white frat boys were accused of raping a black stripper. The problem was it never happened. The only person who went to jail is the prosecutor. And the stripper never writes back. How about the khadeen kids . Remember when those catholic kids were portrayed as racist for has been a i almost had a naked american man. But then video turned up showing that he was actually hassling them first and h
Greg to still be doing this amazing, amazing happy tuesday, everybody how do you know when you have reached peak idiocy . We now need Diversity Guidelines for clearing land mines. It seems canada has just donated 4 million toward an effort to clear land mines, but in a genderinclusive manner. If theres one thing we can agree on concerning the war in ukraine, there simply isnt enough gender inclusive mine action, right . But lets be clear up front, anyone in charge of Clearing Landmines is way braver than i am. I can barely clear my driveway. If it is something you accept as your job, i dont care if you are white, black, gay, trans, or identify as a Cabbage Patch kid. Oh, look at that. [laughter] how did anybody like those dolls . Tyrus i never saw it either. Greg hideous. But its not about the dolls its about how dei and sanity has injected everything. He used to correct only the places where useless people where, like academia or media. But not airlines, medical school, and war, even
the usual progressive killjoy s spoke up to remind us of what a terrible place in america really is. it is like expecting betsy ross flight and eating up with jane fonda his dirty. [laughter] dirty girdle. i don t know what that means. ben & jerry s ice cream, part of an enormous corporation, offered their happy birthday message by proclaiming that the country was stolen it and should be given back to indigenous peoples. the company advises start with mount rushmore. allows the idea, says there s no way a mountain could sustain a casino. [laughter] but then something awesome happened. it turns out ben & jerry s headquarters are located on land which the of inaki native american nation says belongs to them. [audience reacts] i m tasting a new flavor of ice cream. it includes highly. the chief dawn stevens, that is for inaki chief, the dawn stevens, told news read newsweek said he would be happy to discuss the plan being returned. you don t get more native american than daw
the progressive killjoys spoke up to remind us what a terrible place the u.s. is. like wanting the flag and ending with jane fonda s dirty girdle. dirty girdle. i don t know what that means. ben and jerry s ice cream offered happy birthday to america last week by claiming the country was stolen land and should be given back to indigenous people. start with mount rushmore, since no way a mountain could sustain a casino. turns out ben and jerry s headquarter are located on land that a native american nation says belongs to them. i m tasting new ice cream, hypocrite and honey. dawn stevens, the chief, told newsweek, we d be interested in a meeting to discuss the land being return. you don t get more native american than the husband in bewitched. dawn stevens, sounds like name bill hemmer gives when he stays at the red roof inn by the airport. i prefer traditional names like chief running bear or liz warren. in the cries cream maker s defense, everywhere in the world once belonge