night. come on. hop in. ♪ ♪ >> oh, happy saturday, america. it is good to be back in new york. i was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. i saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] >> that's where potatoes come from. >> i love a home fry as much as the next guy. >> when you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those aren't accidents. they are suicides, people. every deer says a note on the body, i'm bored. if you are new to the show, fox news saturday night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we don't care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. can i get an amen from panel? >> amen. >> boom. and i mean that. facebook needs a button called who asked you? [laughter] >> because nobody cares. and the point i'm trying to make is we're here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. nobody wants to hear a stripper's take on the border crisis, although she probably does know a lot about family separation. sorry if that hit home at the hustler club. >> why i move here from shipping container? [laughter] >> but with me tonight to help you escape the political that's tearing our great nation apart, say hello to florida's fabulous realtor the host of mansion global on fox business, she's here and the crowd goes wild. >> thanks for having me, always a fun time. >> the man in the middle may look like in a low budget. good to see you here. >> five star rating. >> as a long time monday night football reporter, the lovely and legendary is here. i'm excited about it. play your cards right. katrina, i know you sell mansions down in florida. you need to be warned this show is a little bit of a fixer upper. >> i love it, jimmy. that's why it is my favorite. >> i'm throwing you past the walkthrough. >> these were the albino subway rat, mostly down below canal street, a brand new coyote, shot it in my yard. >> got to love jersey. we have had a lot of nfl free agency stories this week >> oh yeah. >> but there is no nfl story that i love more than the story that aaron rodgers could be rfk jr.'s vice presidential pick. isn't it crazy to think that the new york jets offensive line is so bad that aaron rodgers feels safer standing behind a kennedy who is running for president? [laughter] >> that's good. that's good. >> that's what i do. i got to write my own stuff. we don't have the budget for better writers. >> outstanding. >> do you not find this funny that okay, the idea that the inauguration would take place in late january is probably why he's doing this because the jets have nothing to do in late january? >> he's going to be free. >> yeah. >> he's not going to have anything to do. he's looked at the calendar, we're not going to the play-off. it can happen. >> you are overlooking the three plays that happened before he was taken out. really close to being good players. >> you forget what a highlight reel that was. with all due respect, the new york jets are doing a lot better then boeing's jets. can we agree? football fans like to the joke jets stands for just end the season. apparently at boeing it means just end the safety inspection. a united airlines boeing 777 lost a wheel during takeoff that fell from the sky and crushed a car in the parking lot. this incident happened in san francisco. luckily all 249 passengers on the plane were fine. none of the six junkies living in the car were home at the time. i love me some san francisco, but it is the only city in the world where they sell car in the real estate section. [laughter] it's not supposed to work that way. but if the wheel wasn't enough for you, a different united boeing 777 made an emergency landing this week because of a fuel leak shortly after takeoff. i love how they word it so casually, like the pilot forgot to put gas cap on his honda accord, no big deal. this bothers me. but we also had 50 passengers injured during a flight from australia to new zealand after the boeing plane hit turbulence dropped from the sky and slammed them into the roof. katrina, if you are on the flight, how much champagne is getting spilled? >> i don't drink champagne. i drink whiskey. >> i give you credit. how much? >> you know what? a lot. i'm also thinking the employee, you know how the wheel fell on the employee's car, what a disaster. you hate your job at the airport. you come out and your car is smashed. >> i think it is a sign. >> it can always get worse. to someone who frequently joins the mile high club, does turbulence -- [laughter] >> does it concern you? >> i am never worried about turbulence in that instance. all of this is too much. doors falling off, tires falling off, what the hell? >> why are airlines going through the behind the music phase? if you were on this flight, and you were fondling your wife, do you think -- >> it's that time of year? >> do you think this would wake her up? >> no, my wife would sleep right through it. >> you behave. >> i can't say that. i fly united. this is horrible. >> not good. >> because we're not united anymore in this country. the planes are falling apart. >> this is a plea for unity right now? >> exactly. >> we need bipartisanship or you will get hit by a tire. i love this. luckily nobody died in the australian incident, all their emotional support kangaroos were okay. this comes after the infamous january incident where alaska airlines proved thattic thatting off in a bow -- that taking off in a boeing 737 is a breeze. everyone is amazed by this video, the fact that they were so calm after the door flew off. if you have ever been to alaska, you understand they want to die. [laughter] i'm still not sure this was an accident. somebody might have kicked it off. >> they are like the deer in idaho? >> yeah, yeah, back to the deer again. >> i don't know how people sat still. >> yeah. >> i don't know. >> it is crazy. >> i think because it is the little green thing was on the wing. >> that door debacle caused the faa to review production at boeing's plant in washington. it turns o out the company reportedly passed 56 audits but failed 33. as a sports reporter, i think you would agree that 56 and 33 is a fine record for an nba team, but should airlines go undefeated? >> they should. that's a horrible record. that's a terrible touchdown interception ratio. >> we're firing the coach. we're trading. people are getting traded >> we might burn the franchise down. [laughter] >> when you sell a mansion, they do have an inspection. can a house sell if it fails 33 items on the inspection? >> absolutely not. i mean, this is a disaster. there's multiple inspections too, same thing with airline. my thought process is are people not working? are they not doing the inspection? are people giving up entirely? >> apparently. the guy who must be affected by this the most are traveling comedians, are you and me. okay? have you given any consideration to bringing back the bolt bus? >> no, that's a nightmare. >> at least it has bolts. have you seen the doors on the planes? >> i would rather go down on a united flight over alaska than be driving through the bronx on a bolt bus just wedged underneath a bridge. >> as a cab driver, ki tell you -- i can tell you, you can furnish an apartment if you leave during the right time of the day. there are guys selling appliances. you can get a couch. i'm not kidding. we have a desk at jerome avenue. i kid. >> it's nice. >> the good news is the pilot stayed awake in all of the american incidents which is more we can say for two indonesian pilots who fell asleep in the cockpit for 30 minutes and caused that flight to veer off course by hundreds of miles. now, the airline is unsure what caused the pilots to pass out. they are referring all questions to their in-flight physician dr. huxtable. you can do that. you see that? >> it all came around. >> we told two cosby jokes because we don't care. it is saturday night. if off problem with my material -- if you have a problem with my material, you can always e-mail me at michelle. >> bring it on. >> thank you. >> i should warn everybody at home. the jokes are going to get looser from here. it is saturday night. the world is on fire. we are living in a throwback bizarre universe where rfk jr. is running for president and jfk jr. is running the airlines. let's talk about it. before we do, you should know the prestigious yellow jacket will go to the panelist with the best performance of the night. michelle, attempting to become a two-time winner. >> wow. >> it is my understanding you're still recovering from the rash from the first time you won? [laughter] >> that's okay. >> you don't know this, katrina, this jacket originates in my taxi garage. at the end of the shift, whoever had the craziest story, they would get a yellow jacket. this is not that one. there was a hepatitis issue an hr wouldn't let us keep it. i think you will like it. the question, starting for you katrina, is all of this making you a little more concerned about flying? >> absolutely. i fly a lot. not as much as you do. i was on a plane constantly. i didn't fly a lot of united. i flew delta and jetblue and so forth because united has had a banner week because it is a red flag for me. absolutely. i think twice now about taking a flight as opposed to driving. >> see? my bolt bus, i did garner support. >> wow. >> you should get a tour bus jimmy for your stand-up. >> i was thinking about it till this block happened, and now i'm like i'm going to drive one really quick before i let you go, then, can you weigh in on this? i have a theory that people are emotional support animals are [ bleep ]. can you hear me out on this? >> yeah. >> if you are bringing your dog on to the plane because you think it is going to crash, aren't you a jerk for killing the dog too? >> sure. >> yeah, that's true. >> thank you. >> i think you would rather go down clutching the animal -- >> for real? >> i don't know. >> you want me to nuke bigsby? i think bigsby should live on? >> it is so sad with a leprechaun with an issue. happy st. paddy's day. >> for irish cialis. are you up to it? 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[laughter] >> whoever wrote that needs his head examined. welcome back to fox news saturday night. i'm sorry to report we have another royal scandal on our hands. check it out. people are freaking after williams' wife kate admitted she photo shopped a picture with her kids. oh the horror. it is such a huge controversy that the associated press killed the photo from its system, granted it was the first pic she posted after her mysterious hospitalization, but the photo thing is still stupid for like 600 reasons. first of all, who among us has never edited a photo and then sent it out? i once saw a guy, michelle, in my taxi photo shop a picture of his junk before he texted it. >> wow. >> which was awkward because i didn't vote for anthony weiner because there he was. [laughter] >> as for princess kate, let's be honest, it is not like she wore a nazi uniform or partied with jeffrey epstein. does everyone need to relax? let's start here. >> is there another question? >> you take it away. you're michelle. >> i don't like that everyone's freaking out over this. >> me neither. >> she's -- she's a nice person. she's never done anything wrong. clearly she's got some medical issue going on. they wanted her to post a photo. like you said, who hasn't photo shopped? but i understand why they killed it because they're worried about these paparazzi things. >> do you have a concern as to why this happened? do you have any reckless unfounded speculation? >> she's gone. no one knows where she is. now. [laughter] >> she walked out? >> i'm going to say this, she left a really not attractive -- it makes sense on paper. he's bald. he looks like an accountant. i don't care if he's royal family. i would get out of there. they're fooling us with this picture. what am i at a diner in jersey trying to entertain my kid for an hour? circles all over the place. >> katrina, i'm like -- i always say like instagram should be called this is what i'd like look if i was hot. [laughter] >> so is making your kids maybe their hands look better in the right shade, do you find this offensive? >> i think this is ridiculous. the fact everybody is focused on this shows we have bigger issues. she's wonderful. think about how much like -- just how much scrutiny she goes through every day. what woman like to your point hasn't edited a photo? you were just in miami. most of those people you saw on spring break, they are edited galore on instagram. >> that's what people don't know about the royals. they are famous for photo shop. most people don't know the queen had a neck tattoo. you don't even see the tear drop. >> i thought the royals were famous for inbreeding. >> you behave. >> am i going over the line? >> i don't think there's any expectation at this point, but i do mean it. as freaked out as people are on social media, can we agree it is nice to see a royal taking pictures with kids besides prince andrew? this is actually progress, panel. stick around because i went down to -- i was down south. that's where i was, spring break, and ft. lauderdale may never be the same. to ring in the spirit of drinking until you do see leprechauns, the panel plays a game of golf course or rehab. play along at home next. ♪ ♪ ♪(song in french)♪ (♪) book in the hotels.com app to find your perfect somewhere. 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[laughter] >> who do you think -- this is not about politics, who do you think is better to party with on spring break, trump or biden? >> trump all the way. >> trump likes trouble and i like trouble. >> oh my goodness gracious. get this girl off the camera while her top is still on. >> really living like that, trump 2024, make sure you all vote for him. trump don't play no games with these people. he makes sure he gets [ bleep ] done. we're making america great again, straight like that. straight up. trump 2024. >> north dakota. >> yeah. >> what do you think of indoor plumbing so far? >> i think it is pretty good for the economy. >> hi. >> hey, girl. look, she's taking a picture. i'm on tv. oh my god. oh my god. nice to see you. how are you? trump or biden or other? >> other. >> who is other, though? >> my mother. >> her mother for president. i'm saying. he said he's voting for jesse watters. take away his car keys. >> i'm a democrat, so i would go with biden because -- just because my political opinions. trump, though -- >> do you think he throws a good party? >> oh, 100 percent no. trump would throw a better party. >> no. >> no, but hey. >> that was the question. >> no. >> it wasn't if you have an affinity for people with dementia? >> you are going to go democrat or republican on me. >> you did that. the philly is coming out. >> trump. >> the dude said trump all the way. who do you think were on more drugs the women at ft. lauderdale or biden at the state of the union? >> that's a close one. i will have to go with biden there honestly. >> i hope you have a better shot with the women than you do with biden. >> i appreciate that. >> i did hear he wears a leopard print diaper. also from texas. >> i'm her best friend. >> we are at the about to start crying and throwing up spring break by the way. i have a boyfriend. trump or biden? that's a trump from the dog. even the pets are going with dt. rough night. thankfully biden's not awake to see any of this. >> trump. >> you heard that? >> 100 percent. >> spring break is going for trump. >> yes. >> which is weird because spring break parties like hunter biden. >> no. >> this is my designated driver. i don't know if you guys have met before. [laughter] >> that girl was out of control. oh my gosh. >> right? everybody thinks college kids are like liberal elite snobs. that was the opposite. we didn't selectively edit that. we questioned like probably 100 people. those were like the 50 who could speak english because they were hammered. okay. the one guy who said biden was a philly guy who wanted to fight me afterwards. they were bombed. you know me, as a comic, like i don't care who they vote for. i don't want to be charge in our democracy. i entered a profession where we get paid in chicken fingers the first five years. if it goes well, we get moved up to the sandwich circuit. >> sandwich is so good, the b clubs. >> i went out of my way to say like this is not political. ft. lauderdale is america. >> that's why we have the electoral college. that blonde girl loved you. she was in every shot. >> don't act so surprised. oh my god, i can't believe that girl liked you. you're worse than her. >> she seemed really intelligent. >> and sober. >> let me move forward, sadly, and this matters between spring break and st. patrick's day, some folks will need to dry out for a little bit. one thing i noticed in my travels, i drove from ft. lauderdale is a lot of rehabs sound suspiciously like golf courses, which inspired this week's saturday night game. it is called golf course or rehab? i'm going toe read out the name of a fine establishment. the panel is going to guess if it is a golf course or a rehab. either way, you might get to meet tiger woods. there are perks to this game. you don't have to be right. katrina, golf course or rehab? canyon crossing in prescott, arizona. is canyon crossing a golf course or a rehab? >> golf course. >> you say golf course. you are incorrect. it is a rehab. >> no way. >> pull it together. >> games are very difficult. >> i like arizona. let's be honest with you. >> she got one question wrong and took a shot at an entire state. i don't like arizona. here we go. mango bay in west palm beach, florida, golf course or rehab, mango bay? >>i'm going to say because it has a food in it, it cannot be a rehab because people would think mango, then drink, i'm going to go with golf course. >> you are incorrect. rehab. >> really? i would have been with you on that one. >> that should have surprised you, not a girl liking me. [laughter] >> i am like mortally wounded. we're supposed to be friends. are you ready? hidden hills in jacksonville, florida. is hidden hills a golf course or a rehab? >> i'm going to say golf course. >> you're going to say golf course, you are correct. michelle, monday fight football sideline reporter. she will have an advantage here. but at the same time, you probably know a lot of rehab folk too. the bridges, the bridges in bay st. louis, mississippi. >> rehab. >> you say rehab. you are 0 or 2. >> wow, i'm bad at this game. i will be classy on that one. >> back to arizona, silver sands? silver sands? >> rehab. >> you say rehab and you are on the board. that's good because you want to know something. when you think of golf, sand trap, you don't want sands in title; right? that's kind of discouraging. stick with me. two rivers in nashville, tennessee. is two rivers a golf course or rehab? it is on the water. >> i'm going golf course. >> you are 2 for 2. >> oh my gosh. >> you are good at this game. >> she's got game. she's got game. let's see if you can get on the board. >> come on. >> florida's reputation is riding on this guess. this matters. your whole state is a golf course. >> it is true. >> the whole thing. >> it is. >> we head out to california. malibu hills in malibu, california. is malibu hills a golf course or a rehab? >> rehab. >> you say it is a rehab, and you are on the board! >> finally, woo! >> cue the song! >> i got one point. >> here we go, twin lakes in monroe, georgia. regardless of what it is, i guarantee you, it is within a mile of a waffle house, monroe, georgia. >> i like waffle house. >> i love waffle house. >> this is the hardest -- you write the hardest games. this is a golf course. i'm going to yell if i'm wrong. >> you are on the board. it is a golf course. give it up for him. >> you have two now? >> do you see how she's stalling? >> how's your day doing? >> that's a veterans sports reporter. she knows she's in the lead. she just asked me how is your wife and kid doing? classic clock runner. carlton oaks in santee, california. >> santee? >> california. >> i have never heard of santee, california. i'm from california. >> you are. it is a big state. >> say it one more time? carlton oaks? i'm going rehab. >> you are incorrect, but you have won the game. >> i have? >> yes, you will take home the yellow jacket as per the producers. now a two-time winner of the yellow jacket. michelle and victor our ep says he's not just doing it because he hates your suede jacket. it is great. we love it. give it up for michelle. you did it. how about it? >> i'm very proud. the 2 for 2 on this show. i've been here twice. i have won two yellow jackets. this is the biggest accomplishment of my year. >> you have clearly golfed enough that you probably need to go to rehab. >> i'm drinking a water. >> there's our gal. i'm getting real mano y mano with the big man, sean hannity is going to be here. and a mentalist will be here to mesmerize, next. your pride and joy is measured in acres. keep them looking their best with versatile utility vehicles, professional-grade mowers and the #1 rated tractor brand for durability and owner experience. hold up. if asthma isn't treating you right... you might be treating it wrong. and i know, you've been going through it. but what if you get to it. a key source of your asthma inflammation. enter nucala. it isn't your rescue treatment and it's not a steroid. it's an autoinjector you can do at home. just once a month. nucala targets and reduces eosinophils and helps your symptoms. think less asthma attacks... less need for oral steroids... less asthma-related hospital visits. nucala is a once-monthly add-on injection for severe eosinophilic asthma. nucala is not for sudden breathing problems. allergic reactions can occur. get help right away for swelling of face, mouth, tongue, or trouble breathing. infections that can cause shingles have occurred. don't stop steroids unless told by your doctor. tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. may cause headache, injection site reactions, back pain, and fatigue. it's not you - it's your symptoms. so, help get ahead of your asthma. get to the source, measured with simple blood testing. ask your specialist about nucala. there you are. welcome back to fox news saturday night. my next guest has the ability to stun audience with his mind-blowing tricks by literally reading minds. let's hope he doesn't tell aaron how i really feel about his jacket. i kid. someone put that in there. please welcome mentalist and magician. my man. >> thank you, my friend. >> the fact that you watched the beginning of the show and still agreed to come on mean as lot to me -- means a lot to me. >> once i saw the jacket, all bets are off. i love this. you said read minds. i don't read minds. i read people. >> okay. >> aaron, think of somebody you are going to call today on the phone. you got someone? right now in this moment? >> yes. >> is there any way i could have known you just thought of? >> yes. >> how? did you even know? >> i don't know. >> how about this, aaron, let's go back in time because you're going to say maybe you looked at my phone, maybe something. how about a question nobody would know? think of the first girl you ever had a big crush on. >> okay. >> look at how he smiled. without using your fingers, because i can always see this, count in your head how many letter are in this person's name, just to yourself, not out loud? >> okay. >> took a while. look at me. watch. five, six, seven -- five letters. five letters? >> that's correct, witch. [laughter] >> mix up the letters. >> all right. >> look what he just did. did you see that? michelle, starts with an m, look at me, marny? >> that's correct. >> my mind is blown. >> michelle, if you could sit down to dinner, and people aren't going to believe there, there's no way i could know what you are about to do. you sit down to dinner. we make the jacket disappear. i'm kidding. i love the jacket. in his place, you could sit down and interview anybody that's ever lived. dead or alive, man, woman, anything, whatever you want, sit down, have dinner, interview somebody, in the moment, can you see somebody right there in front of you? >> yep. >> is there any way i could know you just thought of? be honest. >> no. >> how? but i read people. and i said to you, dead or alive, i watched when the decision was made. the person's passed away; am i right? >> yes. >> if they are alive, i could get them. she could get anybody. think what this person is famous for. i know you are in the world of football. i don't think you did an athlete. you know what? would i have said a singer? i think music. i don't know jimmy. tell us all, swear to god, i didn't tell you who to pick. you could have picked anyone. who is it? >> benjamin franklin. >> not even close, spot on. $100 bill on the table. here's what i want to do. i brought a book. >> yep. >> this is boring. you wrote a book, didn't you? >> i did. >> i'm writing a book too. hand on my face, i know it is weird to ask. this is a deja vu feeling. your book, go to your page, in your word. open it up. these are his decisions. i want to see yourself doing this. >> uh-huh. >> recreating this moment. he's opening it up. >> okay. >> tell me when you've got it. i can't see it. are you looking at it right now? >> i just closed it. do you need me to look at it again? i'm looking at it. >> be en honest. -- be honest. you could have picked any page any word; is that right? >> correct. >> okay. i'm going to tell you right now, i don't know how many pages in your book, think beginning, middle, end. >> uh-huh. >> page 136. is it page 136? >> it is not. >> seriously? >> yeah. >> her hands are getting warm. it is making me sweat. double or nothing. it is not 136? >> i swear. >> why did i say page 136? could thing i'm not getting paid for this spot. you always save the best for last. do you know what jimmy did? i don't think you picked the last word on the page. i think you picked the second from last. is it the second from last word? >> no. >> are you kidding me? >> no, i'm not. >> be honest. you picked any page, any word. >> yeah. >> it can't go any worse than it has. >> what was the word you picked? >> consolation? >> are you serious? >> yes. >> swear to me. >> i swear to you. >> it is funny how thing happen. i went to page 136, and i picked the second from last word. i want you to see. if we go to page 136, and i want to hold this up. we're on 110. we're on 125. that's colleague. i'm going to go right over here to page 136. the first word on that page is consecrate. we're going to go -- consider -- we're going to the bottom. the last word is console. the second to last word is consolation. >> well done. >> you're not freaked out right now? >> no, i'm having a panic attack, but i'm trying to look professional in front of the camera. there's a lot of people watching this. my mind is blown. if the goal of this was to get us all quit smoking weed, you have succeeded. katrina, aaron, michelle, the one and only sean hannity is going off the meter next if we didn't just freak him out. ♪ ♪ (ella) fashion moves fast. 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[laughter] >> that's pretty much 98 percent of people in new york which is one of the reasons i don't live in new york anymore. i'm a full time resident of florida. >> i heard that, but here's my concern. okay? you don't look very florida. there's no mullet. where is the hannity mullet? and the sleeves are still on the shirt. are you sure you are in florida? >> i'm 100 percent sure i'm in florida. i have videotape evidence every day. >> all right. >> you know, i'm sure they will be looking. i will say this, you are great. i have no idea where this segment is going tonight. >> neither do i. >> i commend -- [laughter] >> sean hannity, you are now off the meter. watch this. ♪ ♪ so i'm going to ask you a series of personal questions, the answers will stay between you and me. okay? >> okay. >> as you mentioned, i was a former new york city cab driver before i got into this. what was your toughest job before media? toughest gig? >> none of them were tough. you know, from the time i was 8 years old, i had paper route. at 12, i was washing dishes at a busy restaurant by hand. they didn't have a dish washing machine. i was a cook -- late night cook at 13 and stuff lobsters and shrimp and fettuccine and steaks. >> can you cook well? are you still good? >> i prefer to always eat my own meals. i'm very, you know, precise on my diet. i'm very keto friendly. >> okay. >> i loved it all. when i was a house painter, i loved being a house painter. i loved all of it. >> when you talk about keto, it sounds like you are giving me one of your fat interventions. i don't appreciate that. [laughter] >> i didn't say that. >> i kid. how about this one, has sean hannity ever sang karaoke? >> yes, sean hannity -- not only have i sung karaoke -- >> okay. >> but when i used to do freedom concerts with country stars, in this case charlie daniels, i'd get up on stage, in a full stadium, and sing the devil went down to georgia with charlie, and you could pull it up on youtube. it is there. >> oh my goodness. i love this so much. speaking of things that are on tape, south carolina senator tim scott told me that rocky iii is the best rocky. now, is that true? or did tim scott just cost himself the vice presidency? >> i don't really -- that's actually -- it was a great episode. i'm a sly fan. by the way, he moved to florida. hint, jimmy, you might want to get rid of the cab thing. [laughter] >> i thought the series overall was great. i have one scene that i really love, and that's when rocky gives a speech to his son. you know, life's not all about, you know, cotton candy, sunshine and rainbows. nothing is going to hilt harder than life -- nothing is going to hit harder than life itself. it is not a matter of how hard you get hit. it is a matter of how hard you get hit and keep moving forward. that's what living is all about. he's right. >> i'm going to stop you before the studio starts shadow boxing. that was very inspirational. [laughter] >> last question, okay, you are supportive of law enforcement on a heroic level. that being said, my question for you, is which fox news talent would make the best cop? >> oh, man. [laughter] >> there's a lot of them. hmmm. probably greg gutfeld. >> stop it. but he couldn't drive and reach the pedals. >> i want gutfeld. >> i kid. you know i love greg. >> you are too harsh on him. >> final question, tomorrow st. patrick's day, over under on beers for sean hannity? >> over under, probably vodka, maybe three or four. >> that's why we love you. this is a big deal. i owe you big for this. thank you, brother. be well. >> happy saturday night, this isn't better than anything else i would be doing. >> i will take your word for it. great stuff. we will always have this. thank you, sean. all your burning questions will be answered next. ask a cabby right around the corner. ♪ ♪ my late father-in-law lit up a room, but his vision dimmed with age. he had amd. i didn't know it then, but it can progress to ga, an advanced form of the disease. his struggle with vision loss from amd made me want to help you see warning signs of ga, like: hazy or blurred vision, so it's hard to see fine details, colors that appear dull or washed out, or trouble with low light that makes driving at night a real challenge. if you think you have ga, don't wait. treatments are available. ask a retina specialist about fda-approved treatments for ga and go to gawontwait.com here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need... ...without the stuff you don't. so, here's to now. boost. on medicare? have diabetes? with the freestyle libre 3 system... you'll know your glucose and where it's headed. no fingersticks needed. now covered by medicare for more people managing diabetes with insulin. visit freestylelibre.us/medicare. this is our last chance to help save thousands of holocaust survivors who are suffering in the former soviet union today. the needs that these forgotten jews have are something beyond anything you can imagine. have you eaten this morning? i ate the carrot, so i ate half of it yesterday, and i had it today for breakfast. and this is what she ate in two days, one carrot. please pray for me! the international fellowship of christians and jews began this ministry to help elderly jews living in horrible poverty around the world. we urgently need your gift of $25 now to help provide one survival food box with all of the foods they critically need for their diet for one month. it breaks my heart to know that there are holocaust survivors who suffer to this very day. it's not only the painful memories of lost loved ones, but now with pensions of less than $2 per day, they live in some of the poorest conditions imaginable. i believe in god, but i sometimes feel maybe he forgot me. perhaps you could tell my story, and i will find a matching soul that would understand. i face hunger again. please don't delay. call, scan, or go online now to help rush one survival food box to a holocaust survivor who is suffering an in desperate need. this is what god wants from us. just feed the hungry. if you hear god's voice, i'm asking you to act now. do it when it's on your heart. i pray that they'll know in their final months that they're not alone. scout is protected by simparica trio and he's in it to win it! simparica trio is the first chew with triple protection. whoa fleas! and ticks! 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