Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h
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