Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h
Washingt washington, but it will be at camp david. you remember initially the president awarded the g7 to his resort in miami but backed off when others accused him of trying to profit off the event. camp david was previously used for the summit in 2012 by president obama. stunning news. the great willie nelson has quit smoking weed. on the road again i just can t wait to get on the road again nelson s reputation for smoking mann is only rivaled by snoop dogg. the 86-year-old icon had to delay part of his tour due to breathing issues. he has no plans to give up touring help said it s the key to his happiness and health.