Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h
yeah. spike is jumping up and down. i m like spike sit down. joking. he s wearing plaid and spike lee but right at the tiebreaker, tim and i are watching, the dog jumps on the bed, hits the remote and turns the television off. no, no, no. we turn it back on because it s streaming. we re watching on streaming service and had to catch up and missed the tiebreaker but i got the see the win. i didn t get to see the win. i ve been watching clips on social media, don. while you re working? the boss is watching, victor. we got through the show, come on, now. i did it. can you imagine you re 26 years old and an icon, a legend, you re up against serena williams and i won t say retirement. evolving away. evolving away. can you imagine the pressure for both of them? especially when you got the entire crowd on her side. i mean. she s earned it. she s earned it. yeah, come on. she ll be 41 soon. an amazing 41-year-old. she s my birthday twin. oh, well. what
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ports so explosives, several items that could be used to create additional weapons. authorities doctor arranged for a mental health evaluation for that boy. joining us now to talk about the shooting in tulsa is democratic oklahoma state representative melissa pravenzano. thank you so much for being with us. can you give us the latest if there have been any updates since last night? certainly. thank you for having me. first i want to express my profound sorrow to the families of the victims here in tulsa. i can t imagine what it would be like to be in that situation, as well as sincere thanks to our tulsa police, the highway patrol, the county officers and our first responders, they got the call and three minutes later they were in that building and we just couldn t have asked for more. so far, you know what i know at this point. we are still just taking a look and seeing, they have not released the names of the victims and we re just kind of waiting with bated breath. i
in the sea where the crabs live. get your mind out of the gutter. his approval rating s at 39% even after the roe vs. wade leak which was designed to breathe life into the unconscious presidency. it was one biden leak that didn t demand a change of pants. but it still didn t work. in fact, thanks to idiots heading to the justices houses like they were invited to a barbecue t quickly it quickly turned into a freak show but with more bearded ladies. underrated, by the way. when you sought protests, you probably when you saw the protests, you probably like their mommies wished they were pro-abortion like their offspring. why not? that s how you support them. you re reminded pro-choice doesn t always mean choosing soap and water. the worst stat of all, this jaw-dropping one from nbc news. 75% of the population thinks this country is going in the wrong direction. that s astounding. you couldn t get more agreement from a room of children if you yelled who wants ice cream and