Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h
Spying on me. i hope i didn t wake up your amazon echo. i apologize. a couple in portland, oregon, were shocked to discover their echo twice record device record their private conversations an sent it to a random contact without them even knowing it. that person called them and said, hey, off problem. i felt invaded, like total privacy invasion, like immediately i m, like, i m never plugging th ing thaging that de. i can t trust it. the person on the other line said, unplug your alexa devices right now. we ran around and unplugged them all. he proceeded to tell us he had received audio files, recordings from what was going on in our house. well, thankfully they were
Conservative grich haingrich hat and the real conservative mitt romney handled it. you believe newt gingrich is a faux conservative. all he cares about the newt gingrich. that s why you re getting peter molinari tom coburn, class ig conservative in the senate, was in the leadership with gingrich, is appalled at what gingrich has done to ryan. these kind of things make a difference. when you take your friend s principles and turn your back on him, off problem. i don t think newt gingrich cares about conservative principles. newt gingrich cares about newt gingrich. what is it, then, mitt romney has to struggle to do to convince conservatives he s one of them? hoo we well, what he did in massachusetts was convert deficits into surpluses. he cut spending. he cut taxes. i go back to what i started with. he supports the conservative package that s the most fundamental package for
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That is game seven of the world series every single week. okay. so people watch him, but does he have any juice? any pull? well, do you remember the riots in europe with the danish cartoon of the prophet muhammad that caused all the trouble? remember this? that s this guy. when you have the ear of 40 million people each week that is a lot of power. if you get upset with something as silly as a cartoon showing prophet muhammad the way it did, like he did, and he spokeout, off problem. saw the cartoon and called for an international day of rage. that s him. muslim brotherhood. it helps to contribute to all of this. if you had v 40 million people.