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Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h
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Thats right. Didnt see that coming. I am. Dsm shillue in for greg gutfel. It is friday. And you know what that means. Welctswelcome tonights guests. Hes more than meets the eye because hes wearing spanx. Comedian joe mackie invitesirst Fox And Friends first. The New York Giants icon and his family, third, Fox And Friendsthir on the hot pyro, she is sleek, bleak, never meet. New york times Best Selling Author and Fox News Contributor captaiellingn. Ll eve and no one will ever sneak through this wall. New york times Best Selling Author comedian, former nwa world champion. Let okay, before we get to some news stories, lets this gregs leftovers. We y yes, its leftovers where s i read the jokes. We didnt get to this week. And just like when greg does it, its my first time readingad thesine. Earlier this week, President Biden had his annual physical. Doctors said hes in great shape for a man of his agece and pronounces death as Jones O Is My First Time reading this and pronounced his time of