Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h
politics. trump represents 74 million voters. what happens when you throw 74 million voters in jail? alvin bragg, the manhattan district attorney, is trying to pinch trump for some bad bookkeeping. bragg says trump put the payment to stormy daniels in the wrong column. at most that s a misdemeanor accounting charge, at most. but the statute of limitations ran out on that charge years ago. it s dead. bragg is trying to shock it back to life. he is going to splice the local misdemeanor with a federal charge, a campaign finance violation to make it a felony. this is a gain of function research prosecution. bragg thinks trump paid off stormy daniels to help his presidential campaign. trump would have paid off stormy even if he wasn t running for president to protect his marriage, his reputation, and i don t know what happened between the two of them, but he wanted it to go away and she wanted to get paid. who is hurt? women make stuff up all the time. kavanaugh accusers eventuall
on the beach. check out this wild video we just got from the daily mail. [laughs] women and men getting into boozy beach brawls, the new normal. breakers being warned of a via viral load 17 shots mixed with electrolytes or caffeine it can lead to alcohol poisoning. if they go to mexico there s the threat of getting kidnapped by cartels. state department warning. fentanyl is probably the biggest danger disparate break because one pill can kill. officials were handing out free narcan. in mi miami beach mixing it up. kids have been dropping dead. do you know why? we already know. it s everywhere. how did you all know? on the news. it s big. jesse: dr. siegel warning kids to be careful because you don t know what you could be taking. 380 million pills of 2 milligrams or more which is lethal or confiscated by the dea last year on the side of the border from those cartels. 380 million. it gets into oxycodone, it gets into xanax, adderall. kids on the beach, they don
shoulders of law enforcement on the front line. that includes texas dps and u.s. border patrol. today, the head of border patrol told lawmakers the united states have lost control of its own border. does dhs have operational control of our entire border? no, sir. that s border patrol chief raol ortiz, ortiz disputed homeland security myorkas who previously said our border is under control. do we have our border under control? yes, we do. chief ortiz testified there is been a staggering 385,000 known got aways at the border pushing the total to 1.4 million gotaways. they are the threat, they are the migrants who do not surrender. ortiz defended his horse back agent who he is accused of whipping migrants. the chief also told lawmakers that he does not agree with president biden s decision to shutdown construction on the 200 miles of border wall. the goal was to examine the link between president biden and secretary myorkas on the crisis of the borborder. i just got
then there s this. fox on top of china threats heating up and now the u.s. cracking down. from senators taking on tik tok, which could be used to track our movements to defense officials taking aim at chinese made cranes that could be used to track our military shipments. we have you covered with kelly o grady with the crane threat. edward lawrence with the tik tok threat and lieutenant general jerry boykin on suddenly a china global threat. welcome, everybody. i m neil cavuto. this is your busy world yet again. it s a pattern, isn t it? let s go to kelly o grady in california on a different version of chinese spying. kelly? that s right, neil. this is the new possible chinese spy threat. i m at the port of l.a. these cranes are hard to miss. hiding in plane sight. so for context, they re used to transport containers. the concern that are made by a chinese manufacturing company are being used to spy on. they re being used to call these cranes to a trojan horse that i have s