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okay, so what do you guys think of this? i mean, i'llwillo to you go to o this. usis. that the government is trying to distract us from other othegr things? >> oh, there you go. that's what you were going to say, right? well. well, what i. i a lo sayt to say, but i will p it brief as i. it's not just you and i here, tom. and i want to be rude.m, i so i think the narrative around it has been very because i've seen so many means and so many people say while the government's talking about how there could be aliens and like nobod y even cares that there's aliens, it's like, that's not what's going on. >> what'that's ns on is that noy cares in the what's it lookspeoe like that because people just don't care that the government is saying it because thevernmene it's just true that everything the government tells us is basethat e goved on whatever it. agenda is. >> yeah. so if the government's like anovernmenl you thet's like stuff about aliens, it's like, okay, cool, because you are it's not like they're going to give us anything that juicy anytt >>us anything that juicy ,right?e is >> so there's something else going on. what is your theoroingy, jim, ah why the government would be wanting us to look at ufoment when they wanted us to not look at it for so many years? >> right. u well, because that whistleblower came out a couple of months ago and revealed all stuff, and then six senators said, hey, listen, we're coming after you. so the pentagon goes, okayx tord we're going to set up this website. we're going to let you know everything that's going on. and yo thiu, the american peopl, like kate said, don't even believe anything the government does. >> now, we're going to believe the website. okay. now all the truth is going to be on the websitelikeat . >> if you're going to do classified stuff, like they said, they're going to declassif yy declassified, like cool stuff, like, you know what politician will be anl alien i go with kamala harris because there's no way a humannp speak in circles like that. >> only an alien. yeah. >> could just sneak around likem that. and she's really into the moon, right? she's always talking about theoo moon. i didn't think about that. that's true. yeah. and n; >> i didn'th at'si. >> if this thing takes off,g cae maybe they could, you know, open like a big make an amusement park at area 51 in roswell and take pictures par with the aliens go up in a spaceship. >> yeah, a museu m. yeah, maybe. i think people want to see that. emily, welcome to th emily, welcome to th >> thank you.emile yeah. first time our first timer.u >> emily, do you thinkthey they know more than they're tellinnog? y and if they do, what's i their motive? well, first of all, for you totm now tell me that they're not really life beings, they're just probably these, like, blob of cells callingf cel extraterrestrial or, like, activity. that's pretty sad. i don't really tella people this, but i actually wanted to be an astronaut when i was older. >> and one of the things. yeah, i know. i know but. i didn't stick with, but, um, do you know, settle down there d ? >> decided not to. of course. i couldn't pursue my dreams because my momom sai said. >> no. and, you know, i'd love to see h some aliens, but you know, not sadly, the older you get and you start to learn things, it's not all fun and games.ere s and as s much as i'm happy to nw see, there's something out ther te, i'm smart enough to kn that it's probably a distraction for something and going on right here on our turf. and they just want to shift the attentio n away.entio so i'd like to be happy about it. but the smarter side of me is like, all right, what they're doing. >> yeaide, wh. >> michael, don't you wishh, you had a smarter side ofyou? you every day? >>u every day? thought, and then it just,hought poof, goes away. i don't know what's on.lien i want the aliens to be real, right? and i think they have good intentions. if they're going to do something bad, they already would have done it right. t and if it's the government trying to distract this, it's a nmenn. to distract this, it's a i like the videos and all that. so here's what i know. i don't want the probe what is stop. like i go on these camping trips and i'm paralyzed. that income's an alien andiptheo they know exactly what i like. e >> iepf it's the military or either way, just keep the goodhy come in there. >> 80. tim so how how many times a day we o know we think of ash. sorry, i'm about astronauts. do they think like they callir their parents and are like i told you so the because every kid probably tells her parents they want to be an astronaut. >>e ever you're okay, honey, bue people do do it. >> i checked astronaut in my little, you know, wish book when i was a kid. >> and here i am thinkin>>g i'ms like, so cool for an astronaut one day or whatever. i'm no at special, i guess. >> yeah. no, i think that was it was it-s was a good it was a good thing. emily. yeah, i yeah, i was believably shot. really were. you know, i here's my theoryere. . the globalists, right? they want to globalize the ando so they. but everybody needs an enemy. hmglobalizm. so it's like nationalists,ar they, you know, they think other countries are bad, you know? but when they destroy all the borders and we have a one world government, they want to keep us, you know, thinking that the aliens are, the enemy. what do you think of that, jim?h i don't believe it.hink you know, i don't know. i don't know. i mean, look, i. >> i wanted to be an astronaut,a too. i'll i'll check that off. >> i believe it only because it? was the first thing on the listh that, ah, began with ae firsn a i don't know. yeah. it's weird that, like michael said, that they don' mic sait m with us. like, they hover around and then they just take off. aroue en they just take off. us and do something? yeah. i mean, are they afraid of us? i don't knowsomeg.. >> well, that's it. they probably don't mess with you because you don't go camping like he did. they always show up at the campsiten't bes, right? right. s and sometimes they're late and i'm like, come on, you guys, i'm ready. >> sometim right.dy. but i actually come in the tent or they get oready. no sometime. the tents, sometimes not that. yeah, he's way outside . he lights candles. yeah. he's got like sausages, a little shady day. >> okay, before we go, i'm touring my new one man show, spontaneous combustion. come see me at hyenas in fort worth on october 14th and the hobby center houston on october 15th. >> tickets are available now. go tcome seeo shillue .com. and coming up, why is l.a. fussing over migrant busing? 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well, according to whitemigrants house karine jean-pierre. biden has done more to secure the border than anybody else. >> and anybody else. >> she means no one. the president has done more to secure the border and to deal with this issue of han. with this issue of anybody else? he really has. june saw the single largest mont.juneheh month drop in lawf, unlawful border crossing because of the policie s president put in place. we've got a record number of of ts got a record number of than 24,000 working to secure the border because of the funding this president secure. >> no surprise she failed to mention the actual number of migrant encounters at secusurprise. ters at >> like loftus monthly denham budget. the amount would shock you,ey jim? you know about thi is goinggoin on there in new jersey. and you know, the governor's not being honestin the. >> he. no, i live in new jersey. he ran in 2017. ld to be a sanctuaryy state, new jersey. then all of a sudden they dropped it. state, and droyou know, he just wantea the votes. and now they want to put him on in like atlantic city airporndt. . they want to put him there. and he's like, no, we don't have the money for it. have the money for it. property taxes in the nation, highest car insurance. itnew jersknow tolls every fives you go gamble and weed is. but you don't have any money and for them. yeah. you know, he doesn't realize. s he goes migrants, you know, he doesn't want migrants living in new jersey. he doesn't realize thanew tin the people living in new jersey don't want to live in newve jersey. they plus, they got all those guys with farms out there, right? >> doesn't springsteenh farm hae a farm. bon jovi has a farm. why don't we put them on their farms? jon got a farm. he's got a big fan. they all live on farms, so they don't pay. if it's a farm. they put a couple of goats on the land. they go where? gohea farm. >> farms. we have to pay taxes. they all do it. i think we are. that'sdon'o pay what we got tom got to send them to the farms. cat. kat,y situation's out of peo control. and the people who made it, now they wanple t out of it.k. >> it's happening here in new york. well, yeah y, and obviously. look, the busing of migrants is a political. i it is political, yeah. but it's to prove a political poins thing ant that the other s just also being political when they said, hey, we're a sanctuary city. new york is a sanctuary city. it proves that that wa aresa sac political because i think the bare minimum of being a sanctuary for someontuy e allow them to come over like that's the bear. minimu >> that's the bare minimum. so you can't accuse other people of being political likeu. the way that we've seen in l.a., the way we're seeing in new york, if really they prove that what youve doing was political all along. obviously, this is something that congress needs solve. >> our immigration system is not built for this influx is not built for this influx having too much fun arguing back and forth about it. ofyou they can gain so manynts, points from their own for the other side being like, oh, you're a. oh are, look at the lawlessness, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. but this is having real effectsi on communities o and real people and they should actually solve it. but they won't as long as we keep not expectingan them to. >> yes, that's it. a and what can we expect from them? emily, the rednd what state gos are doing this. desantis did it in florida when he sent the migrantsthe re marts vineyard. right. so they are doing it. and they're scoring not only political points, but they're bringing awareness to this issu scorie. e >> and then you have democrats saying, hey, we don't want them not in my backyard. cratright? >> right. so i don't honestly, that screams hypocrisy to me because it's the blue states that want the open borders, but they don't want to face the consequences, opening the borders and then have the audacity. it's called governor abbott a racist for saying we don't have the resources. we cannot. how is this many people? and hey, kelly, why don't you take them? and they're like, no, no, noe rt can't. but you're bad if you don't do it. and to me, i'm just like trying to think and are bad it.wn lik break it down, simplify it like a first grader. i'm like, they welcome firsd welco allegedly, but they don't want them either. but we're the bad ones for notef holding them. like, just make it make sense for me. itor h make sense like saying they're having way too much fun blaming the other guy for their fault that i don't get it. >> breaking things dowget n a ft grader. >> i'm going to go to you, michaerst gradl. >> my my time to shine. >> too many people, tom, walking land.i >> it's i like how like some of these illegal immigrants, they've walked across central and soutgah america to get hereu and then in l.a., they're like, oh, but a bus ride frot m texai >> that's inhumane, right? if i'm greyhound buss,, i'm by that. >> i'm like, our buses aren't so bad. now, now i, here's the other thing that i wonder. where the are all these an? e the are all these is there like a war we shouldpee be stopping? right. because isn' ct it like, oh, my life in my country was too dangerous? i need sanctuary america. i >> yeah. where is the conflict? likeamer, they just.ey sho just, like, keep showing up out of nowhere? like, what are they runnin og? from? t ge i don't get that. and i remember a very wise man once said, build a wall. >> and i'm all in favoanr of thh but like. but like, i want a fence.ce >> i'm not happy with a fence anymore. i want some great wall of china . right? i want ample parking. i want a mall, a casino. i want those windmill things. ek the top, like real close together. so when anybody tries to get over whackand , they get knocked back. wow. it'll be like wipe casi out.like wipe >> we could televise it. i don't watch what the audience likes. idea. michael all right. up next, musk's kid likes to about how evil it is to be rid . i'm judge jeanine pirro, and i'm co-host of the five. i can remember voting for the first time and you realize that you are an individual all in total control in that voting booth. not only i done something important for this country, but what i've done is i've proven to myself that i can go out there and make a difference with only one vote. >> fox nation brings you closer to the truth with fox justice. >> now is the time to be completely honest with exclusive crime stories you can't see anywhere else. this was people beyond anything any of us could comprehend and terrifying true cases that have captivated the nation. it was the largest such ring in the history of america at that time. what made you decide that you want to speak out? 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no, but you know what, elon? that's exactly you get forse letting your kids go get educated in california. that's exactly what you'dds are expect. nopect. no, but, you know, i can't really see what the privilege isn't working really harege ofd but today that's really white privilege. apparently. so, yetodas. d >> sorry for hard working guys. well, michae. l, you know, don't you pine for the good old days when the schoolswhen turned you into drug addicts. at right. wouldn't that be easier? bright just like being a pothed out in the parking lot. but loti feel bad for elon. i don't know what he's going to do here. how do you how d hero you do? >> you put her on one of your rockets and then juste her up into space., now, when you want to come down, you say you love daddysaye yeah. yes. >> i mean, he could do that. kin he's got all the money and everything like that. so he cut it. pro kind of use that, you know, to prod her in his direction. but he does have a lotirection . i think this isn't the onlyll one. right. he's got. they're all over the place. this er the pla one. yeah, this is the oldest one.ni she's turning into a . you have sympathng inty for eloh musk. >> he's got ten kids. se he's got ten kids. three more, he's still got seven. like likes some. that's the way i look. you're not going to. all ten are never going to like you. yeah 1ever like , so i look it. i doubt he only lost one so far. it's true. sa i obut if this one was smart, you would just not say anything until he dies. >> and you get his inheritance. >> then you get badmouthed him. write a book. yeah. yeahnce anad. know how much money you going to be left? or he or whatever the hell it is? yeah. nomoney he, it's.? that's all this is.hat's i think it's the daughter. abou. >> i think it's his daughter that we're talking about. kat that doesn't thakat,t happe, so often, though. the children of rich parents, they rejec tt the the whole thing, and they. they start hating the rich ric, even though they're one of them. >> yeah. i mean, alsoalso, , i. did she really have that much of a choice? like, i'm kind of surprise d didn't say worse stuff. can you imagine going to school like that? and everybody knows your dad is elon musk. >> that's likemusk, yeah, but, you know, if you go to the school where you're supposed to hate money and yomoney upe rich people and everyone's super progressive and everyone's like, that's the girl whose daddyressive yet you probably have to, like, be like, i don't like my dad. >> yeah and you hate my dad. >> i really hate my dad. >> yeah, i know. because pressure to hate your parents. i alread parents. y. l like yeah. and if your dad's not elon, we're going to school. like this is liks ise e the thio that could happen. >> you be like, no, i know you heard my daddy, elon musk. trust me, i hate him way md more than you do. oh, that guy. like, just so someone will tal . to her probably. h yeah, that's true. okay. it's very sad. they all get in their teslas and. yeah, right. next topic, a fashion blog called af rue is suggesting its try micro bangs haircuts as a way to make themselves less attractive and quote, frightening to republica l endsu hold on. i don't really understand this. gem. ervati do conservatives not like microe bangs? i didn't know about this. >> i mean, no, we don't like them. nobody doet lis. >> yeah. when you cut them like that, w e who you voted for. >> okay, great. okay. , great. it's the same people that walk around with a mass. now i go, okayma we know who yok voted for. okay? you could take the mask off. yeah. so, i mean, look off i don't kn, is that supposed to republicans off? we don't. we just. i see a walkans off. helkin on. t honestly, i just won't talk to. i go, okay, that must be some chick that's an indie bandan in brooklyn as a bass player or something. yeah. or she brookly went to supercut. i got the, you know, the train that cut her hair and messed it up. >> so that's something. i meansometh, mike, jim says noy likes him, but what is this blog seems to thinke conservatives who are going to get more angry about the micro bank, i don't know. >> it's liket th some chicks lok really hot in it, you know, but like when ever iy girl, like it used to be, you'd see a girl with this haircut, you'd be like, ooh, hello. yeah. living the edge. on e >> but now it seems just kindem of pedestrian. and thens always match it up with that, that, that cowering in the middlowe of the nose.nos. oh yeah. which is nasty. you pull tha>> oh.t a little stg pops out now there's like seven different phrases. donald ng trump a criminal he has russia everything should be free. >> yeah. you know what would be cooeryth >> they had the bangs and you pulled and they go up like curtainsed u. o yo somebody's got to do that. cat. do you thinkis i this is a good look? i do find it. you know, it's kind of almostre a retro sense. would you ever wear micro bangs ? >> no, no, because it remindsme me of this. so there was girl that i wenter to high school with. i will never forget this. she had the tiniest little micro bangs, and i was so confused. i found out what happened. >> she she she shaved her widow's. oh, no. oh. >> s so it grew back as a little tiny bang. oh, by the way, cat, i did that, too. i cut my hair here with a razor, and it grew up and they called me porcupind grewe. >> oh, my gosh. yeah. and she wasn't able to be an oh,go shastronaut. to i couldn't fit in the helmet because the helmet wenbe at rig. >> let's. i asked if we coul>> id do we hh the pictures? because i said i want to i want to see what thknowe you know, what what do you think of micro banks? what do you think of that? looku think , emily, for me. for you, yeah. groupings. yeah. listen, if it's going to be now like a statement to have them thatave them who you voted for,t just expanded. if you're wearing a face mask today, please don't talk to me. if blue hair don't , talk to me. hair, now, if you have micro bangs, it's just like another addition onto the listalkt of people torn avoid. >> but please don't do micro bangs for everyone'se on. yeah yeah those are definitely. i enjoyed talking to you yeahe, so those are definitely medicare for all bangs pay for my haircut. >> it is true with the blue hair though or the dyed hair yearsal. people used to dye their hair and it was kind of punk, right? but noused tw i feel it's a thes a new when you have the coloredr hair, i think it means something else. have you noticed this? more people have the, you know, they're kind of rain bowing their haircut. >> it means you hate your parents. yeahng. that sort of made you getting back to your parents. yeah. yeah . ah >> you know, when they put a blue or pink, you just. that's crazy. yeah. >> came home and i was like, mom, i want in middle school. i'm like, i want pink hair. sh e was like, go to your room. just don't even come down. so you change your mind like it's today. s like g it is a rebellion thing. but now you see, everyone walking around is craz rd it wyy and i was like, okay, it's not so bad. but specifically the hair you have to avoid. >> trust me. yeah. one.. just trust me, ultra.coming i'll trust you on that one. all right. coming. >> we never fail answering chevy silverado has what it takes to do it all with up to 13 camera views and. the c 71 off-road package is any truck can help you make a living? 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>> i think he's an insult comic. i, i think he needs to insult people in order to survive. >> yeah. >> yeah. does he can't function if he's not insulting. like, if the conversation ever doesn't have an insult in a couple of seconds, thenot insune he needs to throw one in. i don't know what happened. if he did it, i think he would just. just completel throw iny turn to dust.row >> yes.en and another one that he tends to come down on is michael. and i think we were using some of his jokes in the script . michael, does it bothert both you that he's kind oerf 100% almost every comment out of his mouth toward michael loftus is some type of a you know, you know what? >> you know what my proble?mm is is is his rhythms the ways to greg speaks is hilarious to me. he does he's really, realle.y fast in these very, very slow. >> then he goes very high. he's very low again. and it's got brother. a l >> and that justit it's like he's like little tiny roller coaster and it's it's -- it's fun to watch. >> he's having so much fun going up and down. r n tohe's the kitty coaster of le night. >> ha ha ha ha ha ha.late that's the new ad campaign. o right? right? jim, you are very thick skinneyd because comics notoriously mean to each other. they're always roasting each other. so i think notorion to you're n comfortable here on. >> gutfeld right. i love it when greg comes out there because i'm not good now. i can go after him. i know he's not going to take it personally. he'll laugh at it. like yeah. so it's like it's almost like a new york comic. like you said, we just bust each other'sk comid bust. yeah, i know greg for a long time, and i like his delivery because it's quirk.y. and it's weird. and he doesn't always go for the easy laugh, and he let stuff lay there, which i love. >> yeah, sometimes i reall fy. he doesn't even like. he doesn't like it. he likes awkwardness. he loves the awkward silence l.h >> i love that.ar he loves the awkward silence. yes. >>y, you're. you're new to the show. are you? are you. are yolyu aru in the insults? t >> oh, my god. yeah. so, you know, i was a kid.gosh we have roast battles, a group with an older brother, and i would always roast him. battl >> seso my mom tonight, she's like to take it down a notch tonight. >> and i was like, don't worry, they're going to go easy on me cause i'm the new girl. take ibut it's all me. n you're like, hey, we're not going to go easy at all. i got thick skin girl, . i'm okay, i'm okay. but i'm actually excited. i hope.am excit one day i do gen by greg. i think it'll be a fun experience. >> excellent. well, we can only hope now. are jay asks, what is are jay asks, what is air travel? i think this is so interesting. >>think this is so interesting. >> no. no. so no alcohol in the plane? >>r. alcohol in the plane? >> yeah. no, because i don't know. you feel like on the plane to begin with. i don't want to get drunk ift i'm going to go get drunk or wherever i'm going, i'll do it when i land. >> yeah. i et drunkre i what do you get n they ask for the beverage? >> just water, right? i'll do anything. i usuall fory don't drink anyth. i sit in the in the window seat and i don't get up the whole flight. i don't drink two gallons of water before i get on the plane like an idiohe flit. of yeah, i have to get up lik six times a week to people up. i know you gete people guzzling water. i'm like, you're not that thirsty. you know, we're not going to deser're t. drin >> drink the water whenr you land on it. i trouy do that. but then i have trouble sleeping because i get i'm.that i get so freaked out that i'm going to have to that i can't sleep. >> you have any coffee? yes. no. think about ito . makes complete sense, guys, because the airplane is, the only place i ever am where whether or not i'm allowed to ,it's not my choice. >> like, because you can get upwn.ecause you can and they'll be like, no, you have to sit down. yeah. and you know what? as an adult womat won i'n, i'm d to that. so it's like i'm always like, oh my god. but whatod wha if i have to , l, do i have to ? and then, you know, i get in my head. and o drink alcohold. on the plane. although you listening to greg the passenger, you think my beverage of choic an'te heroin. choic >> i know, i know. o i thought i was going to geto yo emily. >> what do you drink on the plane, if anything? i feel liku drinplane ife a nowe you guys don't drink, period. i like god drink tomato juice ji on the plane. >> it's done, right? i'll telcee l you. why? i'm so bored. i'm not a huge movie girl. and th, e juice isn't the best tasting. and almost it's like soup. i'm. i'm like outing myself. so you take tiny little sips and it keepsi ammyself you occuy and it gets your mind off of how long the flight is. >> so you're right. we are going to make fun of you. yeah, i know, you go i don'tw, blame you or this. >> once again, i think they teachlame that in astronaut training school it's like if you're going mars, it's a long trip. this is tomato juice. yeah ms it's. >> it'll keep you occupied t in zero g. her brother's goomt new stuff su to roast, right? exactly. yeahff. d >> the loftis. do you drink on the airplane? i don'you t drink the . and i'm going. i'm going to do that. i'm going to try the tomato. you know what? can i tell you something? the flight attendant said allegedly, air pressure changes the taste of it. can you like can you let know if you have the same experience? >> i certainly will. i'll report back. thank you. say i do. i do. the diet pepsi or the diet cokie with a little lime. >> so i so i feel a classy. >> oh, yeah.e like the the waitresses in thewi sky,th the stewardesses. yes. that. that. oh, they're the flight yeahthey're the flight yeah. there's their. yeah. i'll take another diet cok anotn they always like. they're so demeaning. you're like something to drink . >> yeah. it's like i'll have a diet coke. then they slaml hat coke that.em >> yeah., t yeah. and that's when you hit him with that. can i get a piece of lima piece >> oh, this. t that's a little. just as a little. oh, oh, ak youoh. take that yo waffle house look and. oh , god, enough out of you. you've already picked tom is your favorite. >> it's too late now. okay, so that's a may asks, what was the worst punishment your parents ever gave you as a teenager? >> and in hindsight, did you deserve it? emily oh, i was going to say, can i go first? i was punished like biweekly. deserve that by the way, my mom's most creative punishment. she deleted my apple music playlist to punish me for getting bad grade at school. and one day it was so innocent.p i'm likeun, someone's reallysch. my playlist. >> and i was like, yeah, i. and i was like, was it an accident? like, no. mom iand like to think to go dt is so malicious and hurt so bad. >> i would have rather i don't know anything else. wow. mahurt s? pla no, actually one time my mom took all my nirvana cds away. >> she thought there she. she thought, they're making me sad. ohughty were, they're so funny. i can listen to them whenever i want. now, thoug i h. thoug >> look, jim, we're going back in time. apple playlist, goinback cds. >> would your mom due to your lp records? yeah. yeah diyour. true. sh >> she wouldn't let my ozzy osbourne albums and because wasa holding a cross on one of them that's evil because she was all catholic. yeah. and that ac dc highway to album angus young had a deviat n on his head. >> yes, that's it.th i don't want this in the house. you know what's amazine head, t i wouldn't my dad wouldn't let me have meatloaf bat out of because he was coming out of into the cemetery on the albumn right? i told meatloaf that he came to see gregg's show live and i told meatloaf that story and he said i was coming out of. >> i wasn't going into. didn't you tell your dad i wasd coming out? it was a good, inspirationalwa. that's a great point. hat's a i know we i had one timm trouble was i was look, i got caught lookingt in at my dad's playboy by my mom, and she got mad at me. i'm like, well dad's, brought it in the house. why are you mad at me? right, love? actually, i had to stay in my room for two weeks. yeah, because she was strictd st catholic, but there was a phone in my room, so i just had to make a prank phone calls, and then m i.k call i home my craft, and then i got the show on crank. eggers. yeah, it's liks ane it all work. in a loft at 7 seconds,way my my parents took away my phonograph and i couldn't listen to the radio. i wanted to listen to the lone. ranger and i wasn't allowed. so i went to went to sleep listening to fdr. >> beautiful. i'm next. best thing is this cast their ballot.s for a shirtir you can buy off of palette. do you ever feel dehydrated and need to feel better quickly liquid labs when forced back to your hydrateffordabls and faster than water alone in liquid labs is delicious, easy to use and affordable. rushed to walmart and find liquid in the vitamin aisle. >> so i had to quit college to help my mom, but i never wanted to quit my dream of a career in i.t. on coursera, you can earn google if it's a poor professional certificate. no prior experience needed enroll. >> my job now is amazing. an >> hi, i'm chakad khan, and whn i'm performing i give it rts witht and i take the same approach when it comes the same approach when it comes to my health that starts with knowledge. as a black american,on of us i c a higher risk for diabetes. >>at more than 5 million ofous i us are living with this diseasse and its complications, but we're less likely to get but we're less likely to get the latest technology to manage this dangerous disease. this dangerous disease. it's called cgm continuous glucose monitoring. >> instead of a painful fingerstick to check your blood sugar, you wear a small deviceye that can give you glucose readings at any time . nging do >> now, let me tell you something good. you something good. cgm can make a big difference in bringing down your eight one fee. if you have diabetes ask your health care professional if cgm is right for you. >> it's a cute one. double header on fox for christian mccaffrey and the niners look to a running back as one of the nfc based touchdown as they take on kenny pickett and the steelers in america's game of the year. it's a new chapter in an historic rivalry as jordan love leads a new era of the packers football against justin fields in the bears. incredible achievements. this one double header september ten on fox reversing aging. >> we are endeavoring to do to duckduckgo on all your devie duckduckgo comes with a built-n engine like google, but it's pi and doesn't spy on your searchs and duckduckgo lets you browse like chrome, but it blocks cooi and creepy ads that follow youa from google and other companie. and there's no catch. it's fre. we make money from ads, but they don't follow you aroud join the millions of people taking back their privacy by downloading duckduckgo on all your devices today. call included. 9249471. that's 800 9249471. in fi a story in five words story in five words. >> costco's sweatshirts sold out everywhere. , this is true, cat. costco selling this $12.97 sweatshirt online. people love it. people love it. in cheek or whatever, but it looks like costco packaging. >> would you wear this course? i would. you would? ye >> of i woulds. , i just wish that i would have known about this so i could get one. and that they also madets matching pants. >> i'd wear it on the show. yeah t on. d of >> yeah. there's no telling why it's cool. just right. yeah. this is the kind of thing when someone hits on this, they didn't even know what they were doing. ne hits on now what tthey this sweatshirt. and now it's for hipsters and it's sold out. >> jim. yeah. i wonder if the other, like, membership placeout,s are going to are going to start this like they're jealous like, oh look i'm like or costco is doing like bj's. >> yeah but then how many womenu are goins ang to walk around with bj's all over their shirt. >> so trueh they don't want that. they know what i do. i follow. d >> so what do you think, emily? is this attractive or are people wearing it as kind of, you know , in an ironic? sense? >> i think it started off ironically, but personally iirol i would dress it up a little bit. i'd wear, like, nice pad wear, like, nice be like a red heels and like, bring out the rehed, the costcos >> and then people would almost like, be confused, liklee is she cute or hideous? >> and then it would make thempn actually think about it every time they see methat. >> oh, that's also the name of a new game show. cute or hideous, presented by costco. yeah, exactly. taah, exactly. >> it's oc. we were talking. i ordered, like, a pickla pie sweater that i saw off of ann advertisement because it was just, like, trendyent. i can't explain it. i think it's how you rockett and i think i would rocket. >> yes, she would. she would rock. it would maybe with a belt or something. you think, would you. yeaha belt. >> yeah. maybe a tuck it in, but then it'll look kind of fat. i don't know. wo >>w. i so many ways to do it, michael. there really are. yeah, the list is endless.>> >> yes, i thin i tk this is gre. this is like a it seems like a movie to me. like someone at costco. and >> like, stop really bad, you know? and they made this sweatshirt. and then they're like, oh, no, and they're going to get fired. but then fired it takes offd no and everybody buys it. so now of the unexpected herthoe it's nasty. >> no one looks good in this. ohcte, no one. n not even astronauts and red leather pants. you. yeah. and it's like, it's weird. it's like i love the costco, but now thatow tha i'm not in l angeles anymore, it's. it's so much better. likech, if you ever been to a costco in earthquake territory, it's terrifying they got they got refrigerators like 30 feet in the air. one earthquake and you're just done all right. that's why you got to eat all the free samples just in case you go outfree. >> they have anything left to sell? because i heard it's legal now to just rob every store in l.a.. >> so do they have producti hear left? i don't know. no. they're running into trouble. you know, maybe that's whydo thu they they need this kind of thing. jim, i think the, you know, obviously change, but we're not kind of a sweatshirt culture anyway. you're still like the the flannel shirt, like the flannel shirt or constantly shirt. yeah, i wouldn't wear it. plus, i'm not in the costco cult. us iyou to be in a cult. yeah. where these people, they can only buy stuff at costcole. no. where else. yeah. i got a friend that buys all his clothes at costcelse o. l >> like, you'll wonder why you haven't got laid three years. >> like, also, if you livey you in the city, likhae, do. >> your apartment is not big enough to buy things from eng enough to buy things from >> yeah, everything's in bulk. i would put. i don't know about costco. okay, don't go away.'t we'll be right gk. back. >> this story couldn't be written in hollywood because it's so unbelievable. what made you decide that you want to speak out? 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