hello, everyone. i m judge jeanine pirro, along with piers morgan, charlie hearst, martha maccallumh pier . it s 5:00 in new york city and this is the five.ready are you ready for the rematch? we rfor the just four days awaym the nation s first presidential primary in,looks li new hampshire. but it looks like the general election is alreadhe genery gety started. both joe biden and donal gng std trump are ramping up the trash talk. my predecessors like to say y america is a failing nation. bls and my face, bless me, fatherat, creation, i mean, come on, a failing nation. and by the way, he wants to sea? the stock market crash. you know why he doesn t want he hoover? ext as i told you, he s already hoover. put he can t put two sentences together. he can t find the stairs offa lf a stage, which there are a lot of them up there. believe me, they re all overup o the place. he can t find his way off the stage when he makes a very . short. and it has to be short because it can t
president pleaded not guilty to all 37 federal charges after turning himself in to the miamd. federal courthouse. now, hundreds of his supporters took to the streets outsidhundre the courthouse. some even prayed for trump at se tha arbitrarily stopped at. as he left the courthouse seemed kind of relaxedind of.. now, the justice department is alleging, in case you ve been in a cave the, that the for president mishandled classified documents that includedocumentdo us defense of weapons, secrets and even an attack plan on an unnamed foreign powen r filling. iran. w1 of the charges violate a la called the espionage act. now, whatever you think of donald trump st.donald actions,o put this all into context. the espionage ac c t is over 100 years old. president woodrow wilson signed pres into law to protect the nation from foreign spies duringring world war one. now, most prosecutions involving the espionage act have been reserved for actual spies like julius and ethel rosenberr g
hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
happy tuesday, everyone.ho i i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld, who i m told is busy fighting extradition. so before we get to the n the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at someeo of the new year s resolutions from some famous names and facees ands. for example, president joe biden. his new year s resolution. continue to cheat death. so hunter biden find that byt en left somewhere in the whitvee house. commander the dog eat more salads and fewer service agents. kamala harrise to resolveto to make resolutions for the new year because it s new and it s a year. right? i might add. stop laughing. that might hel i mp to the custodian who cleans the senate judiciary room. three words. here s more bleache wh. brian kilmeade i willtt continue to be the of greg s jokes. gr and finally, randiy rand weingarteni , add £40 to my benh press. nologu she ll make it okay oute. of the monologue. so i m looking m looki over tone headlines, trying to think of t
yeah. so what it s like to be loved. jamie so scientists just confirmed there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panaman be canal, the great wall of china and tigris. st just kidding about the last one. it s actuall lasy corroding stupidity of the colorado [aupidity of the colorado thank you. gre i ll take it. i it makes pikes peak look as flat as. joe biden s ekg in a 4 to 3 decision, four democrat appointed judges from the ivy league. thague. name from next year s presidential ballot. ue just voted to in other wort endorsed him. they just did more for his chances of becoming president than joe. and kamala is incompetencd fe together. and that s saying something. are theskamala se four judges the only people alive who haven t noticed that every coo haven t noticed that every rag, trump s numbers riseer faster than hunter s heart ratee trster than hunter s heart ratee maybe. maybheare they. really want cher to move to canada? yea