[cheering and applause] get enough, fair enough. All right, i will stay. But only for one drink. It is friday so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonight to cast. His razors are the opposite of his act, not terrible. Comedian and founder of western Razor Company, david angelo. She says bless your heart before she rips you apart, cohost of the bottom line. He made his bones killed bad guys with drones, the national Security Analyst and Fox News Contributor [cheering and applause] she went from having scabies to making babies. The bestselling author, cat [cheering and applause] greg thats my favourite rhyme. Scabies and babies. Thats accurate. Greg awesome. Before we get to new stories, lets do this. Announcer gregs leftovers greg time for leftovers where read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will just blame the blame the writers. Donald trump is doing a rally in butler, pennsylvania, last month the same town where
After an iconic hero, too, except this one is very much alive and kicking. For those who dont know who he is, Cristiano Ronaldo is a very good footballer, and this is his home city, funchal, which is the islands capital. Im getting the strong impression they really like him here. And itjust so happens that ronaldo is playing tonight for portugal in a major tournament. And im going to meet one of his biggest fans, Ana Isabel, whos here somewhere. Im going to find her. Well have to wind our way through this crowd. Hey Ana Rajan nice to meet you. 0h, lovely to meet you finally. Wow this is a good place well, yes, we have the best spot. Now we support portugal. Come on. Lets do it. Well, listen. 0k. Hey, drinks to portugal. To cristiano. To madeira. Did you know that the british introduced football to portugal . And do you know where they introduced football to portugal . Madeira. Right here excited cries do you think ronaldo helped to increase tourism to madeira, awareness of madeira . Ab
Well tell you who each of the four british clubs involved will face in the womens Champions League Group stage, with celtic becoming the first Scottish Side to ever get this far. Good afternoon. Welcome to the Bbc News at one. Two boys, both aged 13, have been detained for at least eight and a half years after becoming the uks youngest ever Knife Murderers. The boys were 12 when they used a machete to kill 19 year old Shawn Seesahai In Wolverhampton. The pair, who cant be named because of their age, are the youngest convicted murderers since the killing of James Bulger in 1993. Our Midlands Correspondent Phil mackie is at nottingham Crown Court. Phil, what happened at sentencing . This was the day where the two boys who are now 13 learned they will serve a minimum of at least eight and a half years in custody before they were eligible for parole, but this is probably one of the most shocking cases of the scourge of Knife Crime that has hit this country over recent years where even more
Earlier on friday, huge plumes of smoke could be seen rising from the capital of lebanon, after israel said it fired a series of rockets into beirut. The israeli Defence Force says it was targetting hezbollah s headquarters, as huge explosions leveled buildings in beirut s densely populated Southern Suburbs. Hezbollah S Leader, Hassan Nasrallah was reportedly the target of the explosions. Neither Israel Nor Hezbollah has formally confirmed his status. At least six people died in the attack and more than 90 have been injured according to lebanese officals. The embassy of iran which backs hezbollah called the attack a dangerous, game changing escalation. Our bbc teams on the ground describe the situation as chaos, with ambulances rushing to the scene through roads packed with people trying to flee. Our Correspondent Hugo Bachega has the latest from beirut. Scenes of war in beirut. Hezbollah s conflict with israel returning to its stronghold of dahieh, with a series of massive explosions
For junior, Jesse Watters, and Aunt Scare her away at picnics, dana perino, the five. Harris and trump in a Battle Over whose policies will fatten your wallet. The Vice President in pittsburgh, thats in pennsylvania, dana, to outline her economic vision while suffering from another bout of middleclass kid syndrome. I grew up in a middleclass family. We need to grow our middleclass and make sure our economy works for everyone. For Donald Trump, our economy works best if it works for those who own the big skyscrapers. Not those who actually build them. We just need to move past the failed policies that we have proven dont work. Greg where was she working the last four years . Meanwhile trump was inoculated making his pitch to make it rich. Kamala goes to work every day in the white house, families are suffering now, so if she has a plan she should stop grandstanding and do it. No Vice President in history has done more damage to the united States Economy than Kamala Harris. Jimmy carter